wewe might be a redneck if

zaidi than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

wewe think the stock market has a fence around it.

wewe think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

You've ever Lost a loved one to kudzu.

Your mashua has not left the driveway in 15 years.

Your front porch collapses and kills zaidi than three dogs.

Your coffee meza, jedwali used to be a telephone cable spool.

wewe keep a can of Raid on the jikoni table.

You've ever used a toilet kiti, kiti cha as a picture frame.

Your nyumbani has zaidi miles on it than your car.