-As soon as Rodrick lays his eyes on you, he knows that somehow, he’s gotta get a tarehe with you.
-All of his band buddies are like, “dude no way.”
-And he’s just like, “watch me.”
-His first attempt to ask wewe out did not go so well.
-He walked up to wewe and opened his mouth…
-And then he froze.
-He’d never been great with words, and in that moment, there weren’t any
-And wewe had to get to class, so…
-Every moment after that, he would already be planning his redemption.
-He wrote a note and taped it to your locker.
-But apparently, he didn’t remember where your locker was and…
-Attempt number three went slightly better.
-He had just been aliyopewa a pep talk
-So he walked up to you, a little skip in his step and leaned against the locker inayofuata to yours with this casual sort of grin.
-And he just says, “hey babe, my play’s banding tonight.”
-And you’re kind of confused for a second, but wewe understand what he was trying to say.
-“When is your band playing?”
-“Oh! Uh, in Jimmy’s garage. I can…I can give wewe the address if wewe want to swing by…or something.”
-“Sure, why not?”
-Then the kengele rings and wewe head off to class and he just stands there smiling and stunned.
-At the concert, he can’t stop looking at you, even though a decent crowd turned up.
-After, he pretty much races over to you.
-“Did wewe like my guitar, gitaa solo?”
-“Yeah, it was really cool, Rodrick. I’ll, uh, see wewe at school, right?”
-“Wait! I was wondering if maybe wewe wanted to like see a movie au something? wewe know, maybe on the weekend au whatever.”
-You bit your lip and pretended to think.
-“Pick me up at eight.”
-And even then, after he’s finally victorious, he doesn’t believe he managed to score a tarehe with a chick as pretty as you.
-He swears to himself that he will not screw this up.
-The tarehe goes well, and the two of wewe kiss in the picha booth
-That way, Rodrick has picha evidence that it happened to onyesha it off to all of his bros.
-Greg is pretty sure it’s photo-shopped.
-There’s no way his idiot brother scored a tarehe with a girl that pretty.
-But sure enough, she turns up for chajio, chakula cha jioni later that week
-And Greg can’t stop looking at wewe two in disbelief.
-His parents are thrilled, honestly
-Your grades are stellar, wewe want to go into law au medicine, and wewe have a really promising future ahead of you
-It should be impossible and yet, there wewe are
-And you’re really good with Manny too.
-You know how to talk to Greg and wewe willingly play video games with him and Rodrick.
-As far as the Heffleys are concerned, you’re perfect.
-They know one thing for certain.
-Rodrick better not screw this up.
-All of his band buddies are like, “dude no way.”
-And he’s just like, “watch me.”
-His first attempt to ask wewe out did not go so well.
-He walked up to wewe and opened his mouth…
-And then he froze.
-He’d never been great with words, and in that moment, there weren’t any
-And wewe had to get to class, so…
-Every moment after that, he would already be planning his redemption.
-He wrote a note and taped it to your locker.
-But apparently, he didn’t remember where your locker was and…
-Attempt number three went slightly better.
-He had just been aliyopewa a pep talk
-So he walked up to you, a little skip in his step and leaned against the locker inayofuata to yours with this casual sort of grin.
-And he just says, “hey babe, my play’s banding tonight.”
-And you’re kind of confused for a second, but wewe understand what he was trying to say.
-“When is your band playing?”
-“Oh! Uh, in Jimmy’s garage. I can…I can give wewe the address if wewe want to swing by…or something.”
-“Sure, why not?”
-Then the kengele rings and wewe head off to class and he just stands there smiling and stunned.
-At the concert, he can’t stop looking at you, even though a decent crowd turned up.
-After, he pretty much races over to you.
-“Did wewe like my guitar, gitaa solo?”
-“Yeah, it was really cool, Rodrick. I’ll, uh, see wewe at school, right?”
-“Wait! I was wondering if maybe wewe wanted to like see a movie au something? wewe know, maybe on the weekend au whatever.”
-You bit your lip and pretended to think.
-“Pick me up at eight.”
-And even then, after he’s finally victorious, he doesn’t believe he managed to score a tarehe with a chick as pretty as you.
-He swears to himself that he will not screw this up.
-The tarehe goes well, and the two of wewe kiss in the picha booth
-That way, Rodrick has picha evidence that it happened to onyesha it off to all of his bros.
-Greg is pretty sure it’s photo-shopped.
-There’s no way his idiot brother scored a tarehe with a girl that pretty.
-But sure enough, she turns up for chajio, chakula cha jioni later that week
-And Greg can’t stop looking at wewe two in disbelief.
-His parents are thrilled, honestly
-Your grades are stellar, wewe want to go into law au medicine, and wewe have a really promising future ahead of you
-It should be impossible and yet, there wewe are
-And you’re really good with Manny too.
-You know how to talk to Greg and wewe willingly play video games with him and Rodrick.
-As far as the Heffleys are concerned, you’re perfect.
-They know one thing for certain.
-Rodrick better not screw this up.
Hey! So, this is Alana! I deleted my other account MissRodrick55 for a while a long time zamani because I was having writers block, then I got a new account, MissRodrick56, then didn't write my shabiki fictions for like, EVER, but ow I have a NEW club called "RodrickXLauren", but I have to change the club name, because I decided to change Lauren's name to Kendall. Yeah. I also changed Danielle's name to Brookelyn, but Rodrick will always be Rodrick, of course!:) So, I haven't changed the club name YET, don't know when I will do that, so for now just type in RodrickXLauren, and I have three... Is it three? Yeah, I think it's three-stories up already, so enjoy those, leave a comment, and wewe can always leave maoni on what wewe think should happen in my stories, because I always like hearing ideas! I will give wewe credit though, don't worry:) Oh! and leave a maoni on what wewe think in my other club, and I will post makala here every so often:) I promise I'm real!!!
Byee!
~Alana<3
Byee!
~Alana<3