Over a billion people in the world watch anime, and only a hundred au so know about Sgt Frog. That's why I made a list, in case anyone is wondering why to watch; because anyone here can tell you, wewe won't regret it. Now, let's start, shall we?

-The ARMPIT Platoon's randomness can make even the cloudiest days better!
-There's only one onyesha that includes a tramatized, clingy, stealthy, hippie ninja.
-And theres only one creepy sadistic perverted genius-- Oh wait... no, no there isnt... Well if wewe like creepy sadistic pervs, we got 'em!
-We have the bellicose yet tender-hearted Corporal Giroro......

*Somewhere down in the base of the ARMPIT Platoon Keroro was coming up with Ideas that failed when the CANS Platoon (Luggaas Platton with Sorere, Katomomo, ChiChi and Cobrara) came inside*

Keroro: And thats how we'll use soda to take over!

Luggaa: Coming up with zaidi useless ideas Keroro?

Narrator: This is Luggaa. Leader of the CANS platoon. And heres the rest.

Keroro: MY PLANS ARE NOT USELESS!!

Soreere: Dude your plans fail all the time

Katomomo: Even when we were kids, your plans were still the worst

Keroro: wewe were never involved in any of them!

Katomomo: No but my brother Giroro was and me and...