Author’s Note: I’ve already done a set of ten skits for just POM in general, but these are, as the title says, purely Skilene. Most just imply Skilene, but there a few at the end in which Skipper and Marlene are an actual couple. link are the skits for normal POM skits if wewe wish to read them. Any title with a Roman numeral inayofuata to it has a skit note associated with it displayed at the end. I hope wewe enjoy these skits and I hope I succeed in making wewe laugh. Peace, out.

11) Sweet Dreams

    On a quiet Saturday afternoon, Skipper had sent his men off for a snowcone reward...

Skipper and his crew were training. Again.

Marlene woke-up kwa the sounds of Skipper's annoying voice giving commands and the sounds of splashing when they swam.

Marlene took a peek...

She stared at Skipper as he got out of the pool. She noticed how his shiny feathers glow from the sun. She sighed and and continued to look at Skipper. He never looked so good.

Skipper noticed that Marlene was staring at him. He smiled and winked at her.

Marlene continued to look at him dreamingly. But then she noticed that everyone knows that she was staring at Skipper. "Uhh...gotta go!" she said. She got embarrassed...

The huge saw came closer and closer as the conveyer ukanda slowly moved Skipper and Marlene to their ends. The smile on Skyler face was a mixture of evil and excitement, the twinkle in her eyes made everything but worse. “Why Skyler? Why?” Skipper pleaded. “It’s called unmasking the villain, like in 1956 with Felix Afori… Ring a kengele Skipper?” Skipper looked up at her in disappointment; history he really didn’t know didn’t help his frustration for himself. How could he have trusted her? Because she is reliable…trustworthy even. No, she betrayed me, and Marlene. She has a plan,...