The huge saw came closer and closer as the conveyer ukanda slowly moved Skipper and Marlene to their ends. The smile on Skyler face was a mixture of evil and excitement, the twinkle in her eyes made everything but worse. “Why Skyler? Why?” Skipper pleaded. “It’s called unmasking the villain, like in 1956 with Felix Afori… Ring a kengele Skipper?” Skipper looked up at her in disappointment; history he really didn’t know didn’t help his frustration for himself. How could he have trusted her? Because she is reliable…trustworthy even. No, she betrayed me, and Marlene. She has a plan,...

Skipper rushed the Lamborghini through all the traffic, after some cruising, he came to a zaidi quiet area. Just on the tip of the horizon, he could see a huge factory, he smiled. This must be the factory, there were barely any factories in France in this part, so the chances he was right were 1 in 3. He sped up and he changed his gear back to 1, it was past midnight… He just couldn’t take those awful picha that constantly appeared in his head about Marlene being tortured anymore. Just overhead he saw the shadow of a helicopter landing on the roof of the building, even with the reassurance,...

NOTE: Hi!Otter Night was a big hit! and i thank all of u for kusoma it! :)!!!!!This is my sekunde Skilene (Don't count Human-ized--I didn't write that). So I HOPE wewe ENJOY!:)
Boom!Fire works were exploding back and forth.Marlene was laughing and smiling as Skipper chased her.BOOM!Another firework.But no,this was a shooting star.'I wish i would get to spend zaidi time with Skipper' thought Marlene.Marlene turned around and saw Skipper.Their lips/mouths were mili-meters apart.Skipper leaned Closerbut SOMEONE had to ruin that moment!Someone meaning Julian!"Hey Otter!!are wewe awake!I need wewe to...

Skipper coughed uncomfortably; there was an awkward air in the expensive Ferrari. Skyler hadn’t alisema a word, and Skipper had to admit it… It was difficult to think of something to say to her, especially considering how nice she looked. “So what is the objective for tonight?” Skipper finally said. “We have to try and figure out who the mastermind is…” “I’m confused, why is finding out who the criminal mastermind so important?” Skipper regretted asking this swali almost immediately. “Well let’s see? He wants to destroy and au take over the world and re-build it to form...

Author’s Note: I’ve already done a set of ten skits for just POM in general, but these are, as the title says, purely Skilene. Most just imply Skilene, but there a few at the end in which Skipper and Marlene are an actual couple. link are the skits for normal POM skits if wewe wish to read them. Any title with a Roman numeral inayofuata to it has a skit note associated with it displayed at the end. I hope wewe enjoy these skits and I hope I succeed in making wewe laugh. Peace, out.

11) Sweet Dreams

    On a quiet Saturday afternoon, Skipper had sent his men off for a snowcone reward...

(heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey world! FUN FACT TIME! do wewe know how much times did I ad to remind myself about this episode? 40, seriously, 40 F**KING TIMES! I just couldnt remind it! even though Im ready to publish my third part, wewe are going to upendo it, au I hope so!)

friday. 7:00 am. penguin, auk HQ.

ahhh, fridays, the free day, so fun, so peacefull, but sometimes so boring, but not to the penguins, rico was with kowalski testing his weapons, and kowalski was clculating their power, private enjoyed some fresh sushi and some winkys of karanga siagi and skipper was sitted, drinking his favorite...

(this is merly mi first upendo story, dont be annoied IF IT SUCKS, ALSO DONT BE ANNOIED IF I HAVE BAD TEXTWRITING since i am from Venezuela (look at the map))

- One siku the penguins had an idea "lets go eat icecream skippa^" alisema private happily "ok guys, but i cant go, i have to go to do my rutinary look, but come back with 2 icecreams for me""ok skippa^" and they went away "he never comes with us" pointed kowalski "maybe he has a secret?" "oh kowalski, he is skipper, skippa^ will never hide nothing to us!" alisema private, and they went away.

- After some hours they came back, and kowalski went...

Boredom+on the internet=Story
Beat THAT Einstein!!!

*10 years before Skipper and marlene met*
Location: Mexico, rural fishing town

A young, teenaged penguin, auk named Rotwiler struted onto a public beach. Just about every female animal turned their heads, while he walked over towards the crystal-clear water. A dark figure swam across the water, about half a mile away from the shore. The young penguin, auk jumped into the water and swam towards the dark shadow.

The dark figure stopped and Rotwiler smiled.

R: Nice to see wewe again flippy
F: The pleasure is all mine, Rotwiler
R: Been a while since the aquarium?...

Private: Do wewe have the ring?
Skipper: Yes I do
Private: Marlene do wewe have the ring?
Marlene: Yes. . .
Private: Skipper, will wewe take Marlene to be your lawfully wedded wife, to hold and to care, to upendo and to nourish, til death do wewe part?
Skipper: I do.
Private: Marlene, will wewe take Skipper to be your lawfully wedded husband, to hold and to care, to upendo and to nourish til death do wewe part?
Marlene: I do.
Private: wewe may kiss the bride.
Skipper and Marlene: *kkkkkkkkkiiiiiiisssss*

12 hours befor wedding. . .
Private: Skipper what are wewe doing?
Skipper: Seeing if I have enough money for a ring....

Skipper woke up with the sound of Hans voice

"hey skippa!" he shouted

"wha?" he alisema mumbling

"my tarehe with Marlene was perfect! I asked to be her boyfriend and she accepted, I am sooo in upendo with her!!"

"ahahaha, h-how good Hans, how good..."

"skipper, wewe really like her right?"

"no, NO! I dont like her!"

"hahaha, anyways, wewe lost, I got the girl skipper, so wewe Lost the oportunity!"

"what?"

Just when the conversation seemed to continue, Marlene entered though the fishbowl

"hey skipper, hy hans" she alisema as she rushed at him, hugged and kissed him, Hans continued hugging her, and turned to skipper,...

(read the first part, au wewe wont understand a bit!)

- Private was there, petrified, seeing that kiss he really had a ton of thoughts "(why marlene? why secret? why skipper? why he felt betrayed? why he thought he had to tell everybody?)" all thouse thoughts burn poor private´s mind and he falled on the ground, making a stumble sound that alerted marlen and skipper "Private! what are wewe doing here soldier!" alisema skipper with a really annoied voice "I should ask wewe the same skipa´!" alisema private "because... well b-because..." skipper continued mutering until Marlene talked "I c-called him...

"AAH!" Skipper and Marlene screamed. "AHH! Wнч are we screaming?!" Julian asked, he spread his arms to imitate a aeroplane. "What are wewe doing? HERE?! Of all the..." Skipper shook his head, he put his attention back into flying the jet. "i was being da spy!! i was following wewe and your Girly-friend, because i am wanting wewe to be telling the other penguin, auk that i should be their new commando-guy!!" Julian exclaimed loudly, Skipper nearly had a fit. "THEIR WHAT!!!? In your dreams ringtail, that aint happening!! And Marlene's NOT my girl friend." Skipper shouted, the smile on Marlene's face...

This is a story about Marlene's wild side... And how she gets it cured. (My first Fanfic)
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-Marlene's point of view-

Here I am... Sitting in my habitat. Heh. zaidi like a cave, au a prison... It gets lonely around here, especially at night. That's when I get the urge to go take a walk in Central Park, maybe with a friend... But I can't. It's too much for me to handle. All the freedom is so intense, it scares me. I freak out... And turn into a crazy, foaming, psychopath. And when I'm like that, I don't think. I'm just like...

(hey guys!, ok I ADMIT I HAD TO PUT JULIEN IN HERE, hes just so stupid and I couldnt let him like I did in "the secret love, so I decided to put him here! enjoy!)

Julien saw the white otter everyday on her fight with Marlene for skipper "that otter is nice..." moris looked at him with a bad look in his face " but wewe cant talk like that to Marlene! remem-" he got intrrumped "not her! im talking about the white otter!" "ahh"" she is way better than Marlene! she is perfect!" he saw how she sat looking at skipper like if they were going to kiss "I cant let that happen!" and he went running.

Meanwhile...

A silent figure moved in the darkness,he wore a hoddie koti, jacket in order to cover his face. He left a note on his bunk, turning around to watch his peaceful unit in a deep sleep. He sighed and turned around, out of the HQ and onto the 'island'. "HEEY Skipper!" A cheery voice alisema behind him. "SSSHHHH!!!!!!" He alisema covering Marlene's mouth with his flipper. "Mmh amhhr!!!!!!! Hey! What are wewe doing???" She alisema annoyed, pulling his flipper away. "None of your business...What are wewe doing here is the real question?!" Skipper asked in self-defence. "i keep hearing noises again...i'm to scared...

Skipper woke up looking at the floor, feeling his head heavy, he noticed he was verticaly placed, he didn't understand until he looked up, he saw something that made him understand what was happening: Hans was looking evily at him, wearing a big, black juu hat and a black bow, Skipper noticed he was being held in a vertical platinium plataform, he had 4 cuffs ataching him at it, all his team was outside, wewe could hear the song of the wedding. Skipper reacted.

"Hans! what is this for?!" he asked

"I know wewe like her skipper, but I can't let wewe ruin the best moment of our lives, so in the night...

( I first saw Arlene in "the otter woman" This is yust my version of a upendo serie betwen skipper, marlene and arlene, to see this wewe must had saw "the secret upendo chp 1-3" hope wewe enjoy my large story and please dont care about my textwriting!)

Ahh... sundays, a siku to relax, and that is yust what 3 out of 4 penguins were doing, kowalski was out looking for things to study, rico was seeing tv while he also kissed his doll-girlfriend, and private was playing cards, yust skipper was doing nothing "hmm skippa?" mutered private "can I ask why wewe arent with marlene?" suddently rico stared at private...

1) In Haunted Habitat, Skipper pushed Marlene behind himself protectively from the "monster". Also, Skipper and Marlene stood separated from everyone else while Roger gave his life story.




2) In Two Feet High and Rising, Marlene knew just how to sweet-talk Skipper into helping Mort get over his foot fetish, and Skipper seemed awfully flattered.


















3) In Crown Fools, Skipper seemed determined to prove to Marlene that he could be fun.

4) In Roomies, Marlene danced with Skipper in excitement of the arrival of her new roommate.

5) In Otter Gone Wild, Skipper was very assuring to Marlene...

The late night bus smelt of sweat and bleach. Skipper could hear Marlene falling asleep, every breath she took was zaidi slow and zaidi deep then the ones before. They were sitting on the back seat, he was kwa the window and she was inayofuata to him. The night lights were glowing brightly, the odd car came kwa every now and again. Marlene's eyelids dropped and she slowly tilted and landed on Skipper's shoulder, Skipper looked at her. She was asleep, she probably didn't even know she was lying on his shoulder. Her head started falling off of his shoulder, he gently took her head, he slouched low on the...

(hellow world! im back! to enjoy my new makala of skilene, "how to conquer an otter in 10 steps" now its time for FUN FACTS did wewe knew that in fact I dreamt about this makala before uandishi it? weird ah? ok fun facts over, lets start my new article! hope wewe enjoy!)

thursday. 4:51 pm. otter habitat.

"skipper, I have easy 10 steps to conquer your love, and I need wewe to pay atention if wewe want to conquer her" alisema Arlene

"ok, I will Arlene, what is tthe first step?" asked skipper

"ok, step 1: know what she likes, do wewe know what my cousin likes?" she asked

"well, I heard her say something...