Gollum is one cute little guy and if he were real I'd like to take him to then park for a cute picnic where we'd wine and dine. afterwards we would go to the zoo where id go to the petting zoo and feed all the little rodents to him because I think he's like half rabid lol bUT WOULD I KISS HIM? prob not his little crusty lips are NOT appealing so the relationship would prob be based around hugs au gifts. The first gift would be a new car. Idk if he can acc drive cause he's quite short might have to get him pedal extensions. When I propose to him in his favourite cave/ghrotto (prob choose the zig/zag path au the arches in sunny sands) I will go down on both knees and revel that the ring is the one that he LOVEEESSSS like he proper adores that thing hopefully it doesn't effect the marriage.
Ok so hi ....now as wewe may have saw the title says poor smeagol what did he ever do to them...now wewe may think i mean frodo and sam but no i am meaning the lacking in hard core mashabiki for this spot...now i have heard many theories to why like he is too psychaotic...but since the dark knight joker has over 1000 mashabiki i spurned that idea...then another alisema he is'nt good looking enough....and yet robert pattinson is the sekunde most maarufu celebrity on fanpop......so if anyone has any other suggestions to why we are lacking in hard core mashabiki then leave a maoni au if wewe yourself are a hard core fan
If anyone has any idea's maoni because i am really puzzled...........