Friendly faces everywhere! Humble folks without temptation!

You’ll find exactly one of those things at Geeks Who Drink’s quiz on all things South Park: "Screw Your Quiz, I’m Going Home."

From Cartman’s first anal probe to Tom Cruise’s latest fudge-packing gig, join us as we celebrate the only quiet mountain town that’s survived invasions by hippies, jakovasaurs, giant guinea pigs and Korn. Get your peers to respect your authoritah by taking home a purse between $200 and $500 – or an entire year’s income for Kenny’s family. It’ll be more fun than a Big Gay Boat Ride to Imaginationland!

The admission is a mere $5 per player, with a maximum of six players per team. So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine… and try to ignore the fact that the Simpsons already did it. (twice!)

Here's the Facebook Event page; invite your friends. Collect underpants. Profit!

DATES AND LOCATIONS

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 7th

DENVER: The Rackhouse Pub, 203 S. Kalamath street, 7pm.

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 8th

ALBUQUERQUE: O'Niell's Pub (Heights), 3301 Juan Tabo Blvd. NE, 9pm.
DALLAS: The Barley House, 5612 SMU Blvd., 8pm.

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 9th

TUCSON: Hotel Congress, 311 East Congress Street, 8pm.

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 10th
SEATTLE: Ozzie's, 105 W. Mercer Street, 7pm.

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 11th

AUSTIN: Nomad Bar, 1213 Corona Street, 8pm.
HOUSTON: Maple Leaf Pub, 514 Elgin Street, 8pm.

****SALT LAKE CITY LOCATION AND DATE TBA