• I upendo it when a plan comes together.

• Ever notice wewe run into the nicest people in tanks?

• Hickory dickory dock / The panya, kipanya ran up the clock / The clock struck one / Down he run / wewe smell worse than my socks!

• inayofuata time wewe think wewe want to take someone out, don't get yourself a good squad. Get yourself a team.

• Nice, B.A.!

• Go, B.A.!

• See, I was the kid who always liked waiting on krisimasi Eve even zaidi than I liked opening the presents the inayofuata morning. But the inayofuata morning when I started rippin', I started rippin'!

• The Opera isn't over until the fat lady sings.

•...

Suave, smooth-talking, and hugely successful with women, Peck serves as the team's con man and scrounger, able to get his hands on just about anything they need, using various disguises - albeit less than Hannibal - and assuming a wide variety of personas and backstories as his scams require. Effectively second-in-command behind Hannibal (although Murdock outranks him), he is the one who arranges for supplies, equipment, and sensitive information using numerous scams and hustles; several episodes also suggest that he is also responsible for arranging the team's weaponry, especially when overseas,...

•When punks start hasslin' decent people, I make it my bidness.

•I ain't gettin' on no plane, Hannibal.

•If he's flyin' (Murdock) then we're dyin'.

•Shut up, fool! Typically directed at Murdock

•Oh Hannibal. wewe snuck Mike into my van?!? (Mike is a skunk.)

•Quit your jibba jabba!

•You're just a crazy fool, who's seein' things that ain't there! to Murdock

•Got no time for jibba jabba.

•Face is gonna pay...Face is gonna pay...Face is gonna pay.(After Face screwed up on a mission, which resulted in BA getting shot in the leg.)

•Me rhyming my words... that's the craziest thing I ever...

• Say, are we a groovy, happenin' bunch o' guys, au what?

• To Bad Guys who just alisema they were nuts: No I'm not, I'm condiments. I've been promoted.

• What can I say? One siku I had this Gonzo headache, and before it was over I could speak and read Chinese.

• I'm a bird, I'm a plane, I'm a choo-choo train! WOW!!! (shoves bad guy down) Touchdown!

• I want wewe to be my role model, someone I can look up to when the purple wobblies start to wobble.

• wewe know Sarge, I had a cat once, but everytime I tried to give him a bath, the fur, manyoya stuck to my tongue.

• I have been kicked out! Caine has...

John "Hannibal" Smith: Master of Disguise. His most used disguise (although not onscreen) is Mr. Lee, the dry cleaner. This is one of the final parts of the client screening process, as he tells the client where to go in order to make full contact with the A-Team. He dresses most often in a white trench kanzu, koti and black leather gloves. He also is constantly seen smoking a cigar. Hannibal carries either a Browning Hi Power, mwana-, mwana-punda M1911A1 au a Smith and Wesson Model 39 as a sidearm most often "Mexican Carried" although he uses a holster when on missions. His catchphrase is, "I upendo it when a plan...