Big Bang Theory Conversation

bigbangfanatic posted on Dec 23, 2009 at 01:31AM
I saw this on a Lord of the Rings fansite somewhere, and I thought that it would be funny for this show. You post a line from the show (make sure you credit it) and then the next poster person puts up another one that makes sense. Like for this one, if the line is Sheldon saying “did Leonard tell you to say that” then the next poster person wouldn’t put up a line that Leonard said, because that makes no sense-it’s obvious he was talking to Leonard because he said his name in the sentence. You can post more than once a day, as long as someone else posted between your posts, like taking turns. Even if it’s another day, do not post two of your lines in a row. Let someone else go first.

Here we go:

Sheldon: Greetings, insufficiently intelligent person!

Big Bang Theory 32 majibu

Click here to write a response...
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita robothor1111 said…
You didn't say to do this, but I saw a game like this on a site for The Mentalist, and it was hard to follow the conversation since everyone just added their line and didn't paste the origional conversation, so if it's okay with you, we'll do that.

Sheldon: Greetings, insufficiently intelligent person!
Leonard: Ahoy matey!
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita mathizoverrated said…
Sheldon: Greetings, insufficiently intelligent person!
Leonard: Ahoy matey!
Sheldon: You're in my spot.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita robothor1111 said…
Wow, I'm the third responder in an hour!

Sheldon: Greetings, insufficiently intelligent person!
Leonard: Ahoy matey!
Sheldon: You're in my spot.
Penny: Oh, sweetie, the buses don't go where you live, do they?
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita mathizoverrated said…
Sheldon: Greetings, insufficiently intelligent person!
Leonard: Ahoy matey!
Sheldon: You're in my spot.
Penny: Oh, sweetie, the buses don't go where you live, do they?
Sheldon: Oh, this changes everything!
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita VrySpecialAgent said…
Sheldon: Greetings, insufficiently intelligent person!
Leonard: Ahoy matey!
Sheldon: You're in my spot.
Penny: Oh, sweetie, the buses don't go where you live, do they?
Sheldon: Oh, this changes everything!
Leonard: What were u doing at Pennys?
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita robothor1111 said…
Sheldon: Greetings, insufficiently intelligent person!
Leonard: Ahoy matey!
Sheldon: You're in my spot.
Penny: Oh, sweetie, the buses don't go where you live, do they?
Sheldon: Oh, this changes everything!
Leonard: What were you doing at Pennys?
Penny: He won't leave; he says he's afraid he'll pass out on the bus and someone will harvest his organs.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita paola1901 said…
laugh
Sheldon: Greetings, insufficiently intelligent person!
Leonard: Ahoy matey!
Sheldon: You're in my spot.
Penny: Oh, sweetie, the buses don't go where you live, do they?
Sheldon: Oh, this changes everything!
Leonard: What were you doing at Pennys?
Penny: He won't leave; he says he's afraid he'll pass out on the bus and someone will harvest his organs.
Howard: Hola, nerdmigos!
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita robothor1111 said…
Sheldon: Greetings, insufficiently intelligent person!
Leonard: Ahoy matey!
Sheldon: You're in my spot.
Penny: Oh, sweetie, the buses don't go where you live, do they?
Sheldon: Oh, this changes everything!
Leonard: What were you doing at Pennys?
Penny: He won't leave; he says he's afraid he'll pass out on the bus and someone will harvest his organs.
Howard: Hola, nerdmigos!
Penny: What up, Moon Pie?
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita bigbangfanatic said…
Sheldon: Greetings, insufficiently intelligent person!
Leonard: Ahoy matey!
Sheldon: You're in my spot.
Penny: Oh, sweetie, the buses don't go where you live, do they?
Sheldon: Oh, this changes everything!
Leonard: What were you doing at Pennys?
Penny: He won't leave; he says he's afraid he'll pass out on the bus and someone will harvest his organs.
Howard: Hola, nerdmigos!
Penny: What up, Moon Pie?
Leonard: I dont no what that means.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita robothor1111 said…
Sorry, bigbangfanatic, I have to correct your spelling, I'm just OCD like that.

Sheldon: Greetings, insufficiently intelligent person!
Leonard: Ahoy matey!
Sheldon: You're in my spot.
Penny: Oh, sweetie, the buses don't go where you live, do they?
Sheldon: Oh, this changes everything!
Leonard: What were you doing at Pennys?
Penny: He won't leave; he says he's afraid he'll pass out on the bus and someone will harvest his organs.
Howard: Hola, nerdmigos!
Penny: What up, Moon Pie?
Leonard: I don't know what that means.
Penny: I do. I'll teach you.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita bigbangfanatic said…
Sheldon: Greetings, insufficiently intelligent person!
Leonard: Ahoy matey!
Sheldon: You're in my spot.
Penny: Oh, sweetie, the buses don't go where you live, do they?
Sheldon: Oh, this changes everything!
Leonard: What were you doing at Pennys?
Penny: He won't leave; he says he's afraid he'll pass out on the bus and someone will harvest his organs.
Howard: Hola, nerdmigos!
Penny: What up, Moon Pie?
Leonard: I don't know what that means.
Penny: I do. I'll teach you.
Leonard: I Googled how to do that.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita robothor1111 said…
Sheldon: Greetings, insufficiently intelligent person!
Leonard: Ahoy matey!
Sheldon: You're in my spot.
Penny: Oh, sweetie, the buses don't go where you live, do they?
Sheldon: Oh, this changes everything!
Leonard: What were you doing at Pennys?
Penny: He won't leave; he says he's afraid he'll pass out on the bus and someone will harvest his organs.
Howard: Hola, nerdmigos!
Penny: What up, Moon Pie?
Leonard: I don't know what that means.
Penny: I do. I'll teach you.
Leonard: I Googled how to do that.
Sheldon: *laughs* Yes you did!
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita bigbangfanatic said…
Sheldon: Greetings, insufficiently intelligent person!
Leonard: Ahoy matey!
Sheldon: You're in my spot.
Penny: Oh, sweetie, the buses don't go where you live, do they?
Sheldon: Oh, this changes everything!
Leonard: What were you doing at Pennys?
Penny: He won't leave; he says he's afraid he'll pass out on the bus and someone will harvest his organs.
Howard: Hola, nerdmigos!
Penny: What up, Moon Pie?
Leonard: I don't know what that means.
Penny: I do. I'll teach you.
Leonard: I Googled how to do that.
Sheldon: *laughs* Yes you did!
Penny: Okay, now that I've been completely insulted...
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita robothor1111 said…
Sheldon: Greetings, insufficiently intelligent person!
Leonard: Ahoy matey!
Sheldon: You're in my spot.
Penny: Oh, sweetie, the buses don't go where you live, do they?
Sheldon: Oh, this changes everything!
Leonard: What were you doing at Pennys?
Penny: He won't leave; he says he's afraid he'll pass out on the bus and someone will harvest his organs.
Howard: Hola, nerdmigos!
Penny: What up, Moon Pie?
Leonard: I don't know what that means.
Penny: I do. I'll teach you.
Leonard: I Googled how to do that.
Sheldon: *laughs* Yes you did!
Penny: Okay, now that I've been completely insulted...
Leonard: That doesn't matter to me at all.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita VrySpecialAgent said…
Sheldon: Greetings, insufficiently intelligent person!
Leonard: Ahoy matey!
Sheldon: You're in my spot.
Penny: Oh, sweetie, the buses don't go where you live, do they?
Sheldon: Oh, this changes everything!
Leonard: What were you doing at Pennys?
Penny: He won't leave; he says he's afraid he'll pass out on the bus and someone will harvest his organs.
Howard: Hola, nerdmigos!
Penny: What up, Moon Pie?
Leonard: I don't know what that means.
Penny: I do. I'll teach you.
Leonard: I Googled how to do that.
Sheldon: *laughs* Yes you did!
Penny: Okay, now that I've been completely insulted...
Leonard: That doesn't matter to me at all.
Penny: Oh. Then never mind.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita mathizoverrated said…
Sheldon: Greetings, insufficiently intelligent person!
Leonard: Ahoy matey!
Sheldon: You're in my spot.
Penny: Oh, sweetie, the buses don't go where you live, do they?
Sheldon: Oh, this changes everything!
Leonard: What were you doing at Pennys?
Penny: He won't leave; he says he's afraid he'll pass out on the bus and someone will harvest his organs.
Howard: Hola, nerdmigos!
Penny: What up, Moon Pie?
Leonard: I don't know what that means.
Penny: I do. I'll teach you.
Leonard: I Googled how to do that.
Sheldon: *laughs* Yes you did!
Penny: Okay, now that I've been completely insulted...
Leonard: That doesn't matter to me at all.
Penny: Oh. Then never mind.
Leonard: Was that a generic platitude or a suttle bit for attention?
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita bigbangfanatic said…
Sheldon: Greetings, insufficiently intelligent person!
Leonard: Ahoy matey!
Sheldon: You're in my spot.
Penny: Oh, sweetie, the buses don't go where you live, do they?
Sheldon: Oh, this changes everything!
Leonard: What were you doing at Pennys?
Penny: He won't leave; he says he's afraid he'll pass out on the bus and someone will harvest his organs.
Howard: Hola, nerdmigos!
Penny: What up, Moon Pie?
Leonard: I don't know what that means.
Penny: I do. I'll teach you.
Leonard: I Googled how to do that.
Sheldon: *laughs* Yes you did!
Penny: Okay, now that I've been completely insulted...
Leonard: That doesn't matter to me at all.
Penny: Oh. Then never mind.
Leonard: Was that a generic platitude or a suttle bit for attention?
Penny: Are you asking me out?
last edited zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita mathizoverrated said…
Sheldon: Greetings, insufficiently intelligent person!
Leonard: Ahoy matey!
Sheldon: You're in my spot.
Penny: Oh, sweetie, the buses don't go where you live, do they?
Sheldon: Oh, this changes everything!
Leonard: What were you doing at Pennys?
Penny: He won't leave; he says he's afraid he'll pass out on the bus and someone will harvest his organs.
Howard: Hola, nerdmigos!
Penny: What up, Moon Pie?
Leonard: I don't know what that means.
Penny: I do. I'll teach you.
Leonard: I Googled how to do that.
Sheldon: *laughs* Yes you did!
Penny: Okay, now that I've been completely insulted...
Leonard: That doesn't matter to me at all.
Penny: Oh. Then never mind.
Leonard: Was that a generic platitude or a suttle bit for attention?
Penny: Are you asking me out?
Leonard: It's not a date, and that's racist!
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita bigbangfanatic said…
mischievous
Sheldon: Greetings, insufficiently intelligent person!
Leonard: Ahoy matey!
Sheldon: You're in my spot.
Penny: Oh, sweetie, the buses don't go where you live, do they?
Sheldon: Oh, this changes everything!
Leonard: What were you doing at Pennys?
Penny: He won't leave; he says he's afraid he'll pass out on the bus and someone will harvest his organs.
Howard: Hola, nerdmigos!
Penny: What up, Moon Pie?
Leonard: I don't know what that means.
Penny: I do. I'll teach you.
Leonard: I Googled how to do that.
Sheldon: *laughs* Yes you did!
Penny: Okay, now that I've been completely insulted...
Leonard: That doesn't matter to me at all.
Penny: Oh. Then never mind.
Leonard: Was that a generic platitude or a suttle bit for attention?
Penny: Are you asking me out?
Leonard: It's not a date, and that's racist!
Penny: What's he talking about?

As Sheldon would say-we're on fire tonight! <3
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita mathizoverrated said…
Sheldon: Greetings, insufficiently intelligent person!
Leonard: Ahoy matey!
Sheldon: You're in my spot.
Penny: Oh, sweetie, the buses don't go where you live, do they?
Sheldon: Oh, this changes everything!
Leonard: What were you doing at Pennys?
Penny: He won't leave; he says he's afraid he'll pass out on the bus and someone will harvest his organs.
Howard: Hola, nerdmigos!
Penny: What up, Moon Pie?
Leonard: I don't know what that means.
Penny: I do. I'll teach you.
Leonard: I Googled how to do that.
Sheldon: *laughs* Yes you did!
Penny: Okay, now that I've been completely insulted...
Leonard: That doesn't matter to me at all.
Penny: Oh. Then never mind.
Leonard: Was that a generic platitude or a suttle bit for attention?
Penny: Are you asking me out?
Leonard: It's not a date, and that's racist!
Penny: What's he talking about?
Sheldon: My friend is looking for someone to copulate with.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita bigbangfanatic said…
Sheldon: Greetings, insufficiently intelligent person!
Leonard: Ahoy matey!
Sheldon: You're in my spot.
Penny: Oh, sweetie, the buses don't go where you live, do they?
Sheldon: Oh, this changes everything!
Leonard: What were you doing at Pennys?
Penny: He won't leave; he says he's afraid he'll pass out on the bus and someone will harvest his organs.
Howard: Hola, nerdmigos!
Penny: What up, Moon Pie?
Leonard: I don't know what that means.
Penny: I do. I'll teach you.
Leonard: I Googled how to do that.
Sheldon: *laughs* Yes you did!
Penny: Okay, now that I've been completely insulted...
Leonard: That doesn't matter to me at all.
Penny: Oh. Then never mind.
Leonard: Was that a generic platitude or a suttle bit for attention?
Penny: Are you asking me out?
Leonard: It's not a date, and that's racist!
Penny: What's he talking about?
Sheldon: My friend is looking for someone to copulate with.
Penny: Well, what about me?
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita robothor1111 said…
Man, were you guys on fire last night! What, like 6 posts in 2 hours? Nice!

Sheldon: Greetings, insufficiently intelligent person!
Leonard: Ahoy matey!
Sheldon: You're in my spot.
Penny: Oh, sweetie, the buses don't go where you live, do they?
Sheldon: Oh, this changes everything!
Leonard: What were you doing at Pennys?
Penny: He won't leave; he says he's afraid he'll pass out on the bus and someone will harvest his organs.
Howard: Hola, nerdmigos!
Penny: What up, Moon Pie?
Leonard: I don't know what that means.
Penny: I do. I'll teach you.
Leonard: I Googled how to do that.
Sheldon: *laughs* Yes you did!
Penny: Okay, now that I've been completely insulted...
Leonard: That doesn't matter to me at all.
Penny: Oh. Then never mind.
Leonard: Was that a generic platitude or a suttle bit for attention?
Penny: Are you asking me out?
Leonard: It's not a date, and that's racist!
Penny: What's he talking about?
Sheldon: My friend is looking for someone to copulate with.
Penny: Well, what about me?
Leonard: That might work, too.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita bigbangfanatic said…
Sheldon: Greetings, insufficiently intelligent person!
Leonard: Ahoy matey!
Sheldon: You're in my spot.
Penny: Oh, sweetie, the buses don't go where you live, do they?
Sheldon: Oh, this changes everything!
Leonard: What were you doing at Pennys?
Penny: He won't leave; he says he's afraid he'll pass out on the bus and someone will harvest his organs.
Howard: Hola, nerdmigos!
Penny: What up, Moon Pie?
Leonard: I don't know what that means.
Penny: I do. I'll teach you.
Leonard: I Googled how to do that.
Sheldon: *laughs* Yes you did!
Penny: Okay, now that I've been completely insulted...
Leonard: That doesn't matter to me at all.
Penny: Oh. Then never mind.
Leonard: Was that a generic platitude or a suttle bit for attention?
Penny: Are you asking me out?
Leonard: It's not a date, and that's racist!
Penny: What's he talking about?
Sheldon: My friend is looking for someone to copulate with.
Penny: Well, what about me?
Leonard: That might work, too.
Sheldon: Well, this is an interesting developement.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita robothor1111 said…
Sheldon: Greetings, insufficiently intelligent person!
Leonard: Ahoy matey!
Sheldon: You're in my spot.
Penny: Oh, sweetie, the buses don't go where you live, do they?
Sheldon: Oh, this changes everything!
Leonard: What were you doing at Pennys?
Penny: He won't leave; he says he's afraid he'll pass out on the bus and someone will harvest his organs.
Howard: Hola, nerdmigos!
Penny: What up, Moon Pie?
Leonard: I don't know what that means.
Penny: I do. I'll teach you.
Leonard: I Googled how to do that.
Sheldon: *laughs* Yes you did!
Penny: Okay, now that I've been completely insulted...
Leonard: That doesn't matter to me at all.
Penny: Oh. Then never mind.
Leonard: Was that a generic platitude or a suttle bit for attention?
Penny: Are you asking me out?
Leonard: It's not a date, and that's racist!
Penny: What's he talking about?
Sheldon: My friend is looking for someone to copulate with.
Penny: Well, what about me?
Leonard: That might work, too.
Sheldon: Well, this is an interesting developement.
Howard: No, PMS is something else!
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita mathizoverrated said…
Sheldon: Greetings, insufficiently intelligent person!
Leonard: Ahoy matey!
Sheldon: You're in my spot.
Penny: Oh, sweetie, the buses don't go where you live, do they?
Sheldon: Oh, this changes everything!
Leonard: What were you doing at Pennys?
Penny: He won't leave; he says he's afraid he'll pass out on the bus and someone will harvest his organs.
Howard: Hola, nerdmigos!
Penny: What up, Moon Pie?
Leonard: I don't know what that means.
Penny: I do. I'll teach you.
Leonard: I Googled how to do that.
Sheldon: *laughs* Yes you did!
Penny: Okay, now that I've been completely insulted...
Leonard: That doesn't matter to me at all.
Penny: Oh. Then never mind.
Leonard: Was that a generic platitude or a suttle bit for attention?
Penny: Are you asking me out?
Leonard: It's not a date, and that's racist!
Penny: What's he talking about?
Sheldon: My friend is looking for someone to copulate with.
Penny: Well, what about me?
Leonard: That might work, too.
Sheldon: Well, this is an interesting developement.
Howard: No, PMS is something else!
Leslie: Dumba$$
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita robothor1111 said…
smile
Sheldon: Greetings, insufficiently intelligent person!
Leonard: Ahoy matey!
Sheldon: You're in my spot.
Penny: Oh, sweetie, the buses don't go where you live, do they?
Sheldon: Oh, this changes everything!
Leonard: What were you doing at Pennys?
Penny: He won't leave; he says he's afraid he'll pass out on the bus and someone will harvest his organs.
Howard: Hola, nerdmigos!
Penny: What up, Moon Pie?
Leonard: I don't know what that means.
Penny: I do. I'll teach you.
Leonard: I Googled how to do that.
Sheldon: *laughs* Yes you did!
Penny: Okay, now that I've been completely insulted...
Leonard: That doesn't matter to me at all.
Penny: Oh. Then never mind.
Leonard: Was that a generic platitude or a subtle bit for attention?
Penny: Are you asking me out?
Leonard: It's not a date, and that's racist!
Penny: What's he talking about?
Sheldon: My friend is looking for someone to copulate with.
Penny: Well, what about me?
Leonard: That might work, too.
Sheldon: Well, this is an interesting developement.
Howard: No, PMS is something else!
Leslie: Dumba$$
Penny: Hi, when did you get here?

This is a really funny conversation! :D

Had to edit-the word "subtle" was spelled wrong and it was bugging me.
last edited zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita robothor1111 said…
Have ppl finished this convo...? Should we start over? Kinda odd to stop with "hi, when did you get here," but...
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita mathizoverrated said…
I don't think we need to stop...

Sheldon: Greetings, insufficiently intelligent person!
Leonard: Ahoy matey!
Sheldon: You're in my spot.
Penny: Oh, sweetie, the buses don't go where you live, do they?
Sheldon: Oh, this changes everything!
Leonard: What were you doing at Pennys?
Penny: He won't leave; he says he's afraid he'll pass out on the bus and someone will harvest his organs.
Howard: Hola, nerdmigos!
Penny: What up, Moon Pie?
Leonard: I don't know what that means.
Penny: I do. I'll teach you.
Leonard: I Googled how to do that.
Sheldon: *laughs* Yes you did!
Penny: Okay, now that I've been completely insulted...
Leonard: That doesn't matter to me at all.
Penny: Oh. Then never mind.
Leonard: Was that a generic platitude or a subtle bit for attention?
Penny: Are you asking me out?
Leonard: It's not a date, and that's racist!
Penny: What's he talking about?
Sheldon: My friend is looking for someone to copulate with.
Penny: Well, what about me?
Leonard: That might work, too.
Sheldon: Well, this is an interesting developement.
Howard: No, PMS is something else!
Leslie: Dumba$$
Penny: Hi, when did you get here?
Leslie: A couple days early.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita robothor1111 said…
I'd totally forgotten about this one!

Sheldon: Greetings, insufficiently intelligent person!
Leonard: Ahoy matey!
Sheldon: You're in my spot.
Penny: Oh, sweetie, the buses don't go where you live, do they?
Sheldon: Oh, this changes everything!
Leonard: What were you doing at Pennys?
Penny: He won't leave; he says he's afraid he'll pass out on the bus and someone will harvest his organs.
Howard: Hola, nerdmigos!
Penny: What up, Moon Pie?
Leonard: I don't know what that means.
Penny: I do. I'll teach you.
Leonard: I Googled how to do that.
Sheldon: *laughs* Yes you did!
Penny: Okay, now that I've been completely insulted...
Leonard: That doesn't matter to me at all.
Penny: Oh. Then never mind.
Leonard: Was that a generic platitude or a subtle bit for attention?
Penny: Are you asking me out?
Leonard: It's not a date, and that's racist!
Penny: What's he talking about?
Sheldon: My friend is looking for someone to copulate with.
Penny: Well, what about me?
Leonard: That might work, too.
Sheldon: Well, this is an interesting developement.
Howard: No, PMS is something else!
Leslie: Dumba$$
Penny: Hi, when did you get here?
Leslie: A couple days early.
Bernadette: is this more humor I don't understand?
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita robothor1111 said…
Does someone want to add to this?
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita mathizoverrated said…
Sheldon: Greetings, insufficiently intelligent person!
Leonard: Ahoy matey!
Sheldon: You're in my spot.
Penny: Oh, sweetie, the buses don't go where you live, do they?
Sheldon: Oh, this changes everything!
Leonard: What were you doing at Pennys?
Penny: He won't leave; he says he's afraid he'll pass out on the bus and someone will harvest his organs.
Howard: Hola, nerdmigos!
Penny: What up, Moon Pie?
Leonard: I don't know what that means.
Penny: I do. I'll teach you.
Leonard: I Googled how to do that.
Sheldon: *laughs* Yes you did!
Penny: Okay, now that I've been completely insulted...
Leonard: That doesn't matter to me at all.
Penny: Oh. Then never mind.
Leonard: Was that a generic platitude or a subtle bit for attention?
Penny: Are you asking me out?
Leonard: It's not a date, and that's racist!
Penny: What's he talking about?
Sheldon: My friend is looking for someone to copulate with.
Penny: Well, what about me?
Leonard: That might work, too.
Sheldon: Well, this is an interesting developement.
Howard: No, PMS is something else!
Leslie: Dumba$$
Penny: Hi, when did you get here?
Leslie: A couple days early.
Bernadette: is this more humor I don't understand?
Howard: No, she's pushy and he's whipped, but that's not the expression.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita robothor1111 said…
Sheldon: Greetings, insufficiently intelligent person!
Leonard: Ahoy matey!
Sheldon: You're in my spot.
Penny: Oh, sweetie, the buses don't go where you live, do they?
Sheldon: Oh, this changes everything!
Leonard: What were you doing at Pennys?
Penny: He won't leave; he says he's afraid he'll pass out on the bus and someone will harvest his organs.
Howard: Hola, nerdmigos!
Penny: What up, Moon Pie?
Leonard: I don't know what that means.
Penny: I do. I'll teach you.
Leonard: I Googled how to do that.
Sheldon: *laughs* Yes you did!
Penny: Okay, now that I've been completely insulted...
Leonard: That doesn't matter to me at all.
Penny: Oh. Then never mind.
Leonard: Was that a generic platitude or a subtle bit for attention?
Penny: Are you asking me out?
Leonard: It's not a date, and that's racist!
Penny: What's he talking about?
Sheldon: My friend is looking for someone to copulate with.
Penny: Well, what about me?
Leonard: That might work, too.
Sheldon: Well, this is an interesting developement.
Howard: No, PMS is something else!
Leslie: Dumba$$
Penny: Hi, when did you get here?
Leslie: A couple days early.
Bernadette: is this more humor I don't understand?
Howard: No, she's pushy and he's whipped, but that's not the expression.
Leonard: I am here, right? You see me?