Rosalie:"Enjoy Mongruel." Jacob:"Hey do wewe know what wewe call a blonde with a brain?" Rosalie:"Don't wewe finish that sentence!"Jacob:" A Golden Retriever!" Rosalie:" Urg!Don't wewe have anything better to do than ruin our lives?" Jacob" Nope. My schedule is clear until the siku the Golden Retriever dies." Rosalie:"Maybe I should just kill wewe myself." Jacob:"Renesmee wouldn't like that." Rosalie:"She'll get over it if I tell her wewe jumped off a cliff." Jacob:"She wouldn't beleive that." Rosalie:"Well then she will just have to get over it." Jacob:"I'd upendo to see wewe try." Rosalie:"No wewe wouldn't...