OCTAVIAN
My name is Octavian. I'm eighteen, and I'm Camp Jupiter's augur. Which means I cut up useless teddy bears and read the will of the gods.
I'm scrawny and pale; and a descendant of Apollo.
I sighed as I walked into Jupiter's Temple, ready to murder the teddy bears that must have nightmares about me. au so the rumors say.
I grumbled, not in a very good mood as I grabbed some bila mpangilio pink teddy bear. wewe see, I don't just read the messages from the Roman gods in the stuffing of innocent bears; they talk to me. And I am not going crazy. Almost all the augurs have that kinda power.
Anyway, just as I grabbed the teddy bear, a voice in my head shouted, "No, don't do this to me Octavian! I am your...mother?"
My eyes widened, and I muttered, "Mom?"
The teddy kubeba rolled it's eyes sarcastically. "No, I'm just a teddy bear! Of course I'm your mother wewe dumb@$$!"
I stared blankly at 'Mom.' Then it hit me. "YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER, wewe JUST DON'T WANT TO BE READ kwa ME!" I shouted, shoving my ceremonial dagger into Chubby the teddy bear's neck and ripping it open.
"Dude...is that kid crazy?" A voice asked behind me.
"Na, he's far beyond crazy..." a familiar voice said.
I turned around. There was Percy Jackson and his friends, Leo, Jason, Piper, Annabeth, Grover, Hazel, and Frank. "SHUT UP!" I yelled, waving my dagger at Leo, who voiced the question.
"Dude, I am NOT afraid of pale scrawny eighteen mwaka olds that haven't lifted anything heavier then a teddy bear," Leo said, smirking.
My eyes widen. "OH NO wewe DIDN'T!" I shouted, putting my hands on my hips.
"Um...you look like a girl when wewe do that..."
I glared at Leo, who was doubled over laughing. "Shut up Flame Boy," I snarled. "I am not THAT scrawny for one; I gained five pounds over the weekend, so now I am ninety pounds total. Second, I do not look like a freaking girl!"
kwa that time, the rest had left; it was only me and Leo.
"Yeah? I bet the teddy bears have nightmares all the time because wewe kill their family!"
The boy speaks the truth Sir Moron-I mean Octavian, tiny voices in my head whispered.
"SHUT UP!" I shout to the teddy bears, ripping Chubby open.
"WTF dude? I think you've been hanging out with Dakota too much..." Leo muttered, slowly backing away. After a few steps back, he bolted to the Mess Hall.
As soon as I finished off Chubby the teddy bear, I looked into her stuffing. "Oh, Chubby, dead and fluffy, tell me a prophecy, and I will dispose of wewe later," I said, staring intently into the stuffing.
"Your foul behavior will be revenged upon. Beware."
I looked up, puzzled. What kind of prophecy was that?! Sighing, I knew the time for a break was due. I had been with the teddy bears for too long.
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"IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY,
GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY,
EVERYBODY'S LOOKIN' mbele TO THE WEEKEND, WEEKEND,
FRIDAY, FRIDAY,
GETTIN' DOWN ON FRIDAY,
EVERYBODY'S LOOKIN' mbele TO THE WEEKEND!"
As I sang the last verse, I put shampoo in my hair. Yes, I sing in the shower. Gotta problem with that?
Suddenly, I heard sizzling. What the Pluto? I felt my head, but there was no hair. Rinsing off the shampoo, I thought, What is going on?
I wrapped a towel around my waist and looked in my mirror. My head was bald.
"WTF?!" I screamed, rushing back to my shampoo. WARNING: DO NOT USE. THIS PRODUCT MAKES HAIR FALL OUT. MADE BY: JAMIE THE TEDDY BEAR.
I cursed in Latin. How did Jamie get in my bathroom?
"JAMIE!!" I screamed. There he was, smirking behind me, sitting on the toilet seat.
"Yes, Mr. Moronic Octavian?"
"What the heck did wewe do to my shampoo?" I screeched."All my hair is gone! It took me three years to grow it out like that!"
"Aww, da poor baby!"
I glared at the teddy bear. "You did NOT just say that."
"Oh, but I did. What are wewe going to do, tear my apart like wewe did to Chubby?"
I gave a defeated "Humph," and walked into my room to change into some real clothes. Who did that teddy kubeba think he was, sabotaging ME?
This was going to be a long day.
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"YO, OCTAVIAN, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR?!"
I turned around and glared. Dakota was stumbling around, screaming bila mpangilio things about no hair.
People started to gather around and point at my bald head. "Where's his hair?" "Dude, Octavian's bald...wtf..."
I ignored them and walked into Jupiter's temple. There, sitting in the corner, was the teddy kubeba culprates. "WHO REPLACED MY SHAMPOO?" I shouted, glaring at them.
We promised not to tell Sir Moron.
I gritted my teeth. "If wewe do not tell me, I will personally burn all of you."
"IT WAS PRAETOR PERCY'S IDEA! PLEASE DON'T HURT US!"
I grumbled something about stupid praetors as I walked to the Praetor's houses.
Percy's house this way. ------>
Pounding on the door, I screamed, "PRAETOR JACKSON, WTF DID wewe TELL MY TEDDY BEARS TO DO TO ME?!"
Behind me, clicking was sounded. I turned around. Paparazzi.
"Hello, my name is Debra Waters, would wewe like to tell us how wewe got such a fabulous bald head?
Percy POV:
"Dude, look at his face..." Leo muttered. We were all sitting behind a bush, watching Octavian.
His face was priceless.
I grinned. "Price of hair remover - 30 dollars. Price of getting the teddy bears to switch the shampoo - 5 dollars. Octavian's face - priceless," I said, high-fiving my friends.
SOoo, whatcha think? :D
My name is Octavian. I'm eighteen, and I'm Camp Jupiter's augur. Which means I cut up useless teddy bears and read the will of the gods.
I'm scrawny and pale; and a descendant of Apollo.
I sighed as I walked into Jupiter's Temple, ready to murder the teddy bears that must have nightmares about me. au so the rumors say.
I grumbled, not in a very good mood as I grabbed some bila mpangilio pink teddy bear. wewe see, I don't just read the messages from the Roman gods in the stuffing of innocent bears; they talk to me. And I am not going crazy. Almost all the augurs have that kinda power.
Anyway, just as I grabbed the teddy bear, a voice in my head shouted, "No, don't do this to me Octavian! I am your...mother?"
My eyes widened, and I muttered, "Mom?"
The teddy kubeba rolled it's eyes sarcastically. "No, I'm just a teddy bear! Of course I'm your mother wewe dumb@$$!"
I stared blankly at 'Mom.' Then it hit me. "YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER, wewe JUST DON'T WANT TO BE READ kwa ME!" I shouted, shoving my ceremonial dagger into Chubby the teddy bear's neck and ripping it open.
"Dude...is that kid crazy?" A voice asked behind me.
"Na, he's far beyond crazy..." a familiar voice said.
I turned around. There was Percy Jackson and his friends, Leo, Jason, Piper, Annabeth, Grover, Hazel, and Frank. "SHUT UP!" I yelled, waving my dagger at Leo, who voiced the question.
"Dude, I am NOT afraid of pale scrawny eighteen mwaka olds that haven't lifted anything heavier then a teddy bear," Leo said, smirking.
My eyes widen. "OH NO wewe DIDN'T!" I shouted, putting my hands on my hips.
"Um...you look like a girl when wewe do that..."
I glared at Leo, who was doubled over laughing. "Shut up Flame Boy," I snarled. "I am not THAT scrawny for one; I gained five pounds over the weekend, so now I am ninety pounds total. Second, I do not look like a freaking girl!"
kwa that time, the rest had left; it was only me and Leo.
"Yeah? I bet the teddy bears have nightmares all the time because wewe kill their family!"
The boy speaks the truth Sir Moron-I mean Octavian, tiny voices in my head whispered.
"SHUT UP!" I shout to the teddy bears, ripping Chubby open.
"WTF dude? I think you've been hanging out with Dakota too much..." Leo muttered, slowly backing away. After a few steps back, he bolted to the Mess Hall.
As soon as I finished off Chubby the teddy bear, I looked into her stuffing. "Oh, Chubby, dead and fluffy, tell me a prophecy, and I will dispose of wewe later," I said, staring intently into the stuffing.
"Your foul behavior will be revenged upon. Beware."
I looked up, puzzled. What kind of prophecy was that?! Sighing, I knew the time for a break was due. I had been with the teddy bears for too long.
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"IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY,
GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY,
EVERYBODY'S LOOKIN' mbele TO THE WEEKEND, WEEKEND,
FRIDAY, FRIDAY,
GETTIN' DOWN ON FRIDAY,
EVERYBODY'S LOOKIN' mbele TO THE WEEKEND!"
As I sang the last verse, I put shampoo in my hair. Yes, I sing in the shower. Gotta problem with that?
Suddenly, I heard sizzling. What the Pluto? I felt my head, but there was no hair. Rinsing off the shampoo, I thought, What is going on?
I wrapped a towel around my waist and looked in my mirror. My head was bald.
"WTF?!" I screamed, rushing back to my shampoo. WARNING: DO NOT USE. THIS PRODUCT MAKES HAIR FALL OUT. MADE BY: JAMIE THE TEDDY BEAR.
I cursed in Latin. How did Jamie get in my bathroom?
"JAMIE!!" I screamed. There he was, smirking behind me, sitting on the toilet seat.
"Yes, Mr. Moronic Octavian?"
"What the heck did wewe do to my shampoo?" I screeched."All my hair is gone! It took me three years to grow it out like that!"
"Aww, da poor baby!"
I glared at the teddy bear. "You did NOT just say that."
"Oh, but I did. What are wewe going to do, tear my apart like wewe did to Chubby?"
I gave a defeated "Humph," and walked into my room to change into some real clothes. Who did that teddy kubeba think he was, sabotaging ME?
This was going to be a long day.
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"YO, OCTAVIAN, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR?!"
I turned around and glared. Dakota was stumbling around, screaming bila mpangilio things about no hair.
People started to gather around and point at my bald head. "Where's his hair?" "Dude, Octavian's bald...wtf..."
I ignored them and walked into Jupiter's temple. There, sitting in the corner, was the teddy kubeba culprates. "WHO REPLACED MY SHAMPOO?" I shouted, glaring at them.
We promised not to tell Sir Moron.
I gritted my teeth. "If wewe do not tell me, I will personally burn all of you."
"IT WAS PRAETOR PERCY'S IDEA! PLEASE DON'T HURT US!"
I grumbled something about stupid praetors as I walked to the Praetor's houses.
Percy's house this way. ------>
Pounding on the door, I screamed, "PRAETOR JACKSON, WTF DID wewe TELL MY TEDDY BEARS TO DO TO ME?!"
Behind me, clicking was sounded. I turned around. Paparazzi.
"Hello, my name is Debra Waters, would wewe like to tell us how wewe got such a fabulous bald head?
Percy POV:
"Dude, look at his face..." Leo muttered. We were all sitting behind a bush, watching Octavian.
His face was priceless.
I grinned. "Price of hair remover - 30 dollars. Price of getting the teddy bears to switch the shampoo - 5 dollars. Octavian's face - priceless," I said, high-fiving my friends.
SOoo, whatcha think? :D
Hello this is my first fanfic so go easy on me lol okay well here it goes maoni please for feedback
Chapter 1
The Eternal City
I felt cold, it was dark, and i was underwater i
thought wait how can i be underwater for so long then i saw something above the water it look like some kinda dog thing i didn't know what to expect so i went up to the water and saw a mbwa mwitu then the mbwa mwitu spoke to me but didn't open her mouth she alisema "Who are you" i was about to respond normally but i couldn't honestly remember i alisema to the mbwa mwitu "i don't know where and i" "your in the eternal city but i don't see how wewe got in here this city has great defensive ukuta around it and guards all around" then out of know where an arrow shot straight for my face and i dodged it at the last sekunde and alisema to the mbwa mwitu "tell the guards to stop" "No wewe prove your worth here" then out of nowhere i hear a loud growling sound
Chapter 1
The Eternal City
I felt cold, it was dark, and i was underwater i
thought wait how can i be underwater for so long then i saw something above the water it look like some kinda dog thing i didn't know what to expect so i went up to the water and saw a mbwa mwitu then the mbwa mwitu spoke to me but didn't open her mouth she alisema "Who are you" i was about to respond normally but i couldn't honestly remember i alisema to the mbwa mwitu "i don't know where and i" "your in the eternal city but i don't see how wewe got in here this city has great defensive ukuta around it and guards all around" then out of know where an arrow shot straight for my face and i dodged it at the last sekunde and alisema to the mbwa mwitu "tell the guards to stop" "No wewe prove your worth here" then out of nowhere i hear a loud growling sound
Hellllllllooooooo!
JosephineSilver here. As some of wewe may know, at the moment I have 3 foramu going - and they are awesome. Anyway, here are some things that wewe can expect from me in 2012:
The Final War Trilogy
Okay, this will be the sequel series to my version of the Heroes of Olympus, called Camp Half-Blood's Blogs. It will be out sometime in November.
The Olympian Challenge!
Big brother meets HoO. Can read the first chapter now on my foramu of Epic Randomness.
12 things we mmost definitely shouldn't have done.
This will be a forum, based on Ten things I shouldn't have done, a hilarious book I'm reading.
That's all for now.
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!
JosephineSilver here. As some of wewe may know, at the moment I have 3 foramu going - and they are awesome. Anyway, here are some things that wewe can expect from me in 2012:
The Final War Trilogy
Okay, this will be the sequel series to my version of the Heroes of Olympus, called Camp Half-Blood's Blogs. It will be out sometime in November.
The Olympian Challenge!
Big brother meets HoO. Can read the first chapter now on my foramu of Epic Randomness.
12 things we mmost definitely shouldn't have done.
This will be a forum, based on Ten things I shouldn't have done, a hilarious book I'm reading.
That's all for now.
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!
i have done too many as olympia. so this isnt in her view
Percy
Percy knew something wasn't right when Olympia dashed up to him .She threw herself at him, screaming ''Percy listen to me! Tartarus is starting a revolution and he has god killing bombs and-''she faltered,overwhelmed kwa the sudden shock of it.Percy watched as she stumbled, and tore into the lake, past Zeus's Fist ( Aka Poop Pile) and climbed up a mti , Percy knew he should probably tell Chiron, but not now, now he had to tell Annabeth,it was kinda tradition. So, he ran in to the Athena cabin, pulled her aside and told it all.
Percy
Percy knew something wasn't right when Olympia dashed up to him .She threw herself at him, screaming ''Percy listen to me! Tartarus is starting a revolution and he has god killing bombs and-''she faltered,overwhelmed kwa the sudden shock of it.Percy watched as she stumbled, and tore into the lake, past Zeus's Fist ( Aka Poop Pile) and climbed up a mti , Percy knew he should probably tell Chiron, but not now, now he had to tell Annabeth,it was kinda tradition. So, he ran in to the Athena cabin, pulled her aside and told it all.
moto in his hands
upendo in his heart
Pain in his eyes
Trouble about to start
Moving in rome
Finding his home
On the outside
Though he feels so alone
All the joking and laughter
Justbhides the pain
It hides all thenpain
That keeps him sane
He looks to his hands
And sees the flame dancing
He sits wishing
Wishing he could be special
wewe might say hes special
But he doesnt think so
Fixing everyones problems
Instead of his own
Feels like an ousider
Abandoned, and cold
Lost and lonley
Afraid and alone
He wants to fit in
To be a subject of power
But he just slides back down
Like nothing.
Though he isnt nothing
He is a special guy
And if wewe look him in the eye wewe will see
That all he wants is to be happy
And to remain that way for eternity.
the end
upendo in his heart
Pain in his eyes
Trouble about to start
Moving in rome
Finding his home
On the outside
Though he feels so alone
All the joking and laughter
Justbhides the pain
It hides all thenpain
That keeps him sane
He looks to his hands
And sees the flame dancing
He sits wishing
Wishing he could be special
wewe might say hes special
But he doesnt think so
Fixing everyones problems
Instead of his own
Feels like an ousider
Abandoned, and cold
Lost and lonley
Afraid and alone
He wants to fit in
To be a subject of power
But he just slides back down
Like nothing.
Though he isnt nothing
He is a special guy
And if wewe look him in the eye wewe will see
That all he wants is to be happy
And to remain that way for eternity.
the end
It looks like a mountain...but at the same time it looks like clouds....
I was looking at the cover and noticed some stuff i was confused about...
so the upperpart of the cover... Are those mountains au are those clouds?? cause to me it looks like a mmounain.....but it could be clouds...
so does anyone else notice the lightning around the eagle?? is it coming from the staff?? au is it coming from the supposed clouds?? and if it is coming from the supposed clouds..Why in that one area?? which makes me think its coming from the staff.
Also notice the crumbling greek like...
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so the upperpart of the cover... Are those mountains au are those clouds?? cause to me it looks like a mmounain.....but it could be clouds...
notice the lightning??
so does anyone else notice the lightning around the eagle?? is it coming from the staff?? au is it coming from the supposed clouds?? and if it is coming from the supposed clouds..Why in that one area?? which makes me think its coming from the staff.
notice the large snow/water/cloud at the bottom near the water??
Also notice the crumbling greek like...
