1. Dress him up as a pirate.
2. Chew on his ears.
3. Force him to give to piggybacks.
4. Undo his hair…thingy…you know the one I mean.
5. Make his computer get full of viruses.
6. Keep talking about Pie to him. (The food)
7. On his computer, get him addicted to Neopets, make sure the other to aliens and the mews, find out.
8. Force him to go kayaking with you.
9. Hang bells from his ears.
10. Tell him "you're my fry" Don't explain.
11. Get annoying songs stuck in his head while he's trying to work.
12. Tell him you've found his lettuce photo, because we know he has one of her… (If this one sounds...

1. Burn ALL her books.
2. Whenever she's trying to read, creep up behind her and start imba "We wish wewe A Merry Christmas." as loud as wewe possibly can.
3. Constantly ask if somebody sneezed in her hair.
4. Ask her "Why do wewe get antenna in mew form? Porpoise's don't have them!"
5. When she is carrying chakula at the café, run right in front of her yelling "Neeeeeeep!" Then blame her for the mess when she drops the food.
6. Every week, send her heaps advertising leaflets in the post. With a note inayofuata to them saying "Because I know wewe upendo reading."
7. Steal her glasses.
8. Offer to try and braid...

1. Put laxatives in her drink.
2. Tell her she has a moustache.
3. Keep getting mixed up with whether her name means balungi au Pomegranate.
4. After about a mwezi of getting confused, about which one is right, decide to solve the problem kwa just calling her "Mr. Grumpy."
5. When (and if) she tries to talk to you, pretend not to hear and stare at the exact same place for the inayofuata 15 minutes.
6. Keep insisting to her that her and Mint are a couple.
7. Force-feed her Ichigo's cooking.
8. Pinch her cheek and go "Aww, who's a good wolfy then?"
9. Everyday, ask her if she's going to America yet.
10. Find...