1:Oh, you're going down! We're gonna bring the chajio, chakula cha jioni to the table, and then we're gonna eat it!
2:Oh, sorry. (sarcastic) Woo-hoo, way to throw those murder balls. Go, team, go.
3:Sadly, the assembly instructions were accidentally shredded when they were put through a shredder.
4:O.M.G. I N.O.
5:Oh, sorry Noah!
6:Finally! Thanks for not noticing that I was missing all night! What am I, Tyler?!
7:A sewer?! Ugh, sometimes I really hate Chris... ok all the time.
8:You mean the other sad bystanders who can't even play this season?
9:I kinda, I have a kind of... a boyfriend! Kinda.You just alisema "cool" and "Ezekiel" in the same sentence. Ha! Hilarious!
10:It's international, Geoff. Total Drama is seen all over the world.
11:Poles aren't alive!
12:Ha, Cody's got a tiny sausage!
13:1, 2, 3, slap my knee. My husband to be, his name is Cody. 4, 5, 6, kick up sticks. My moyo won't tick without my Cody-fix. 7, 8, 9, straighten your spine. Spin to see Cody looking so fine. 10, 11, 12, nothing rhymes with twelve. Chicks want Cody, but his butt's MINE!
14:Where's the hanging on thingy part?You know, the riding stick. The grabby whatchumacallit. Ugh, the zipper buckle handle!Getting colder...
15:Everyone! That's who wears undies in the Amazon! Everyone!
16:Your parents must upendo this show. It gets wewe out of the house!
17:The dhahabu tooth! Crazy au what? It's crazy, right it can't just be not crazy, it's crazy, crazy, crazy!
18:Al built it. Maybe Spanish fires growl.
19:Ooo. Blue button!
20:I don't wanna be Yeti poop!
21:Hey, wewe got some of your Venus in our David!
22:Eww! That's like the Grinch having a crush on someone
23:Oh, he is good! (sighs lovingly; static) I want the tape! Give me the tape!! How do wewe open this thing?!
24:You know, Heather really shouldn't let her obvious crush on Alejandro get her away from the game. Having a relationship with Duncan really screwed things up for me last season - Trent! I meant Trent! Just a slip of the tongue... (static) I want that tape back! Give me the tape!! How do wewe open this thing?!
25:Okay, fine, so, I did let a guy get in the way of how I played the game. I really can't stop thinking about how Duncan could just... abandon me like this, and I... I messed up. Did I just say that on air? (static) I want that tape back! Give me the tape! Oof! How do wewe open this thing?!
26:Oh, why is it always the kiwis?
27:Tastes like shoe polish!
28:Uh, no biggie. Just a concussion. Can wewe parents my phone and worry them not to tell... Santa?
29:Will Chef fix the plane so we can leave here while I'm still young?I don't know. Did we land in the 70s?
30:I moyo marshmallow sauce!
31:"Considering buying myself a life on Fred's List, but having trouble deciding as they are all such a major improvement!"
32:"Must learn how to make nose-shakes like Owen! That'll impress Cody!"
33:Ugh! I'm not! wewe try taking off a dude's pantyhose with your teeth!
34:The things wewe know frighten all of us. Really, they do.
35:Must... resist urge to murder.
36:My mom always said, "If wewe can fart and burp at the same time, wewe have no soul."
37:I don't know what kind of weddings Alejandro has been to, but each groom gets one bride...ONE!
38:Ok, so "Eliminating Heather" is now number 1, 2, 3, and 5 of my juu 5 goals. "Ripping out Duncan's eyebrow ring" is number 4.
39:Really? Which escaped mental patient are wewe married to?
40:If it's Courtney, tell her she's a loser.
41:Get off the phone and host the flipping show! Alejandro is slipping his chakula back to Courtney and someone is giving Blaineley actual chakula instead of gross-osity!
42:Not so fast! I have some things to say first! Ezekiel, he's still hiding in the hold! Sierra, Cody has voted for wewe every single time! Get a clue! (Sierra drinks chai nervously) Heather and Alejandro, just give it up and make out already!
Can wewe get her out of here?
I dunno. This part's kinda fun.
Oh, wewe wanna hear something really fun? They wanted me to host the show! wewe only got the job because I alisema no, and- (gets shoved out of plane along with Courtney kwa Chris)
(after awkward silence) Is it really quiet in here all of a sudden, au is it just me?
43:Remember his birthday? Twerp is lucky I remember his name.
44:Finally! Ahem. (singing) Oh oh oh oh oh, Duncan never uses soap, and Gwen's so lame there's just no ho-o-ope!
45:Remember Camp Wawanakwa, huh? See! Back when wewe were still semi-human?
46:José always has to win, always! He lives to make me miserable. He punches me in the arm and calls me "Al" just because I hate it!
47:Wow. Al hates being called "Al?" Gosh, Al. Owen must have called Al "Al" like a thousand times on the show, eh, Al? Poor Al.
48:What's the matter with you?! No one deserves to be zaidi famous than wewe guys! wewe can't just give up! Do wewe have any idea how many millions of mashabiki there are out there? I've been watching, blogging, PVRing wewe since the first episode! I, I mean, we, have shabiki sites about each and every one of you. We know everything about you, and we are rooting for you! We know your eating habits, your hopes, your fears... YOUR DENTAL RECORDS!!!!
49:Cut the bra! CUT THE BRA!!!!!!
50:Sure thing. I'll get my unicorn to deliver it.