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Carry: hi im the host and this is my husband chris mclain
Chris: hi and here is the firdt teen
Star: hello chris,carry
Both: hujambo nyota umm we're gonna onyesha wewe your eooms when the others get here
Star: umm ok walks in building
Carry: phew oh there's the other kid
Luna: hey
Both: hi
Luna: am I first
Both: no stars in there
Luna: oh ok walks in and see's nyota hi im luna
Star: umm hi rolls eyes
Luna: whispers bitch
Star: what
Luna: nothing
Outside:
Carry: ok inayofuata peopke oh three people
Girls: hi
Camile: hi
Rikki: hi
Melissa: hey
carry: oh ok go meet the other teens
Carry: oh zaidi girls
Lily: yo
selena:hola
Carry: sisters...

Josh:"Today on Celebrity Manhunt, it's all about NoStar! As wewe know from last week's episode, Gwen and Duncan mgawanyiko, baidisha up because of Heather. Now will Noah and nyota mgawanyiko, baidisha up because of Alejandro?"

Blaineley:"This and zaidi to come on Celebrity Manhunt!"(C.B.M. theme song)"Now check out this mini-clip!"
--------------Start of Clip------------------
(spots nyota at a chakula court meza, jedwali about to eat her sandwich)Cameraman:"So Star, where's Noah?"

(puts sandwich, sandwichi back on plate)Star:"He's ordering his-do wewe guys have to follow us everywhere?"

Cameraman:"Well, ever since Gwen and Duncan broke up-"

Star:"They...

60 Things I Will Still Not Do
by ~Aprifileney0099

Neko-Naito's)

1. I will not tell LeShawna that her dancing scares little children.

2. I will not bring up DJ's animal curse in front of him.

3. I will not remind Blaineley about her real name.

4. I will not ask Chris about the video he sent to Celebrity Manhunt.

5. I will not ask Chef if he learned to drive at NASCAR.

(DxC-Fanatic's)

6. I will not ask duncan, gwen and courtney if they're ever gonna have a threesome.

7. I will not take chris' wig, put it on and run around screaming "look at me i'm chris" .

8. I will not sing "heather and alejandro sitting...

At 19:00...
Duncan:Go, Courtney!
Courtney:Now, Dunky!I'm so happy!
Gwen:Lucky!
Courtney:Bye, Gwen!


In the car...
Courtney:Are wewe happy?
Duncan:Yes!I'm happy like you!*hugs Courtney*
Courtney:*hugs Duncan back*I upendo this date!Where will be?
Duncan:You will see it.
Courtney:Yay!


At the restaurant...
Duncan:Taaaa-daaaa!
Courtney:Wow!That's so cute!
Duncan:I know!And this is your favourite food!Soup with vegetables, pizza with cheeze and bacon and at the kitindamlo a cake with strawberry and banana.
Courtney:How do wewe know these are my favourites?
Duncan:Help from Bridgette and Gwen, your friends!
Courtney:Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!Thanks!*kisses...

Heather:Alejandro Alejandro:Yes Chica? Heather:*sighs*I'll go to prom with wewe Alejandro:thank wewe chica *at the dress shop* Courtney:*looks at dresses and see's a purple long silk dress*Oh this ones perfect! Bridgette:*looks at dresses and see's a light blue really really short dress*Love this one Katie:*looks at dresses and see's a pink really short dress* *squels*This is the one! Gwen:*looks at dresses and sees a long black silky dress*this one is awesome! Heather:*looks at dresses and see's a red long frilly dress*this one will do Lindsey:*looks at dresses and see's a short pink,blue,and...

-EVERYONE IS AT DUNCAN'S HOUSE HAVING A PARTY AT 9 PM-

Gothel: Nice party Duncan! *winks*
Duncan: wewe know I'm still dating Gwen, right?
Gothel: Ya....
-COURTNEY IS COOKING chajio, chakula cha jioni BECAUSE DUNCAN IS TOO LAZY TO DO IT, DJ COMES AROUND AND ASK COURTNEY WHAT SHE IS MAKING-
DJ: hujambo Courtney, what are wewe cooking?
Courtney: Hi DJ! Im cooking lasagna and I have cake in the oven. Oh crap, is Owen here?
DJ: No, he moved to Italy for the pizza and now is a chef.
Courtney: Oh, ok
-IN DUNCAN'S ROOM, DUNCAN AND GWEN ARE SITTING THERE QUIETLY ON OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE BED.-
Gwen: Listen, Duncan, I have to tell you...

(Based on the Single player campaign)

*Camera shows a 60's era labratory and computers*

*Camera goes to Harold tied to a chair*

Harold: *wakes up dizzy* what the hell *tries to move*

Interrogator 1: *from another room* good he's awake

Harold: where am I?

Interrogator 2: *from another room* What happened in Cuba!!!!

Harold: Kiss my ass!

Interrogator 1: What happened to you, DJ and Alejandro during the invasion?

Harold: Go f*** yourself!!

Harold: *gets tasered* ahhhhhh dammit

Interrogator 2: Tell us what we want to know!

Harold: fine I'll tell you!

*Camera goes to black*

Harold: *voice only* it was before...

Martha Stewart:Hello,and welcom to Mar- wait!This is a differant show!
Intern:HURRY UP!
Martha Stewart:OK!Hello,and welcome to um,Total Drama Couples!Are first gues- COUPLE!Is Briony and Devon!
Briony:Um.......were am I?
Devon:*pushes Briony*
Briony:SORRY!!!
Martha Stewart:Next is...Kenya and D.J!
D.J:YA GIRL!
Kenya:D.J STOP!
D.J:Sorry!
Martha Stewart:awwwww!Next is Zoey,and Lucas
*no one comes out*
Martha Stewart:ZOEY AND LUCAS!!!!
*no one comes out*
Martha Stewart:GET OUT HERE!
Zoey and Lucas:*are making out*
Martha Stewart:Ugh!Next is Chase and Duncan!
Duncan:Ugh!*looks mad*
Chase:AND wewe WILL DO ALL THAT...

It Was A Sunny Afternoon At Camp Wawanawka And The Campers Were Finishing Eating Lunch.
Izzy:How Did wewe Enjoy The Meal?
Bridgette:It Was Very Good, First Vegetarian Meal In A Week.
Gwen:It Was Great.
Heather:The Best Yet!
Lindsay:I'm Gonna Go Now!
Sadie And Katie:Game Time.
Duncan:So Princess, Should We Go Outside?
Courtney:Yes Duncan!
Noah:I'm Getting Bored Myself.
Leshawna:I Need Rest!
Harold:That's The Best Bet.
Owen:(Burps) Great chakula Today!
Geoff:It Filled Me Up.
Chris:Ok Everyone, Grab A Board Game And Let's Start Playing. (Clutches His Chest)
Trent:CHRIS!!!
Tyler:What's Happening To Him?
Sierra:He's...

*confessional*

Blaine: ugh screw it good bye alejandro

Jasper: O.... Kay. Today was officially screwed up. Alejandro is back... Which officially bites. I mean, I don't want him flirting. I want to play fair! But, I guess I choose Alejandro.

Annie: *sighs in joy* What a wonderful day. Jordan saved me! Hes just so....Perfect. Oh oh right! Im voting off ALEJANDRO!

Jax: Today bites! Alejandro is back, but i'm not votting for him. I will easyly ask him to be in a elicen with him then vote everyone esle off so we will be in the finale. so bye bye Kasey!

Jared: Goodbye Alejandro!

Alejandro: Jax is so...

in a world were a island turns into a high school is total drama high school

zukki:oh my goush were in high school

cody:hope i find someone i like

and were the class's are like the changes in the show

(trent falls off the clif)

trent:AAAAAAAAAAAA

ellen:eaa whatz up doc?

Kirby:hia

ellen:is kinda dangerous for u to fall off without a pairashout?

trent:i dont have one do u guys have a spare

kirby:i dont but ellen does

ellen:i do but i guss u dont want it

trent:I DO I DO

ellen:all right here u go doc

(tire come's up and kirby and ellen gets pairashout)

trent:AAAAAAAAAAAA

kirby:goush poor fellow

ellen:yeah aint...

Duncans P.O.V.: so i knocked on the door at gwens house and saw gwens mom, "oh hello duncan, gwens in her room but shes kinda angry so try to be as nice as possible for you, ok?" "fine." i said. I wonder what shes mad at? hmmm.... couldnt be me. When i went up to her room i saw her sleeping, i guess she was tired kwa such a terrible siku guess i should leave. hm whats that on her bed? hujambo its the pamphlet for tower prep, my mom is enrolling me there, too. i guess thats what she was mad about. WHAT THE?! WHAT IS THAT ANNOYING BUZZING! "UGH!!!" and i fainted... Gwens P.O.V.: So i woke up in the...

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Around the World, Hati! The place where an big earthquake happend. Here our campers built a house. This place really made Jasper hart grow. hiw sweat! But who cares about that???? Anyway! Team Mexico Lost and team London won! So team mexico was sent to elmanation room to vote off Cody. and sent 3 girls Crying when he left. What will happend on this episode of Total Drama Around the world?

*theme song*

*first class*

Jared: wo ho! first class again!
Ezekiel: this is alsome eh.
Kasey: I know! I hope we will make it in here inayofuata time!
Natalie: That will be alsome.

*confessional*...

i need a co-writer for my TDC serise i am a DxG shabiki just so wewe know also if your intrested wewe need to be able to have the following:
1)go on everyday for atleast 30 min
2)be able to writer diaolge
3)have awsame ideas for my shows!!!
4)you will need to be able to talk to me on yahoo au youtube
5)have a Youtube account
thanks also if wewe cant be i need ideas for a krisimasi special for my TDC serise :) remeber GxD are together in my show!!! :)
thanks,
Kimmylovesyou707

okay wewe dont have to read this its just that this makala needs to be longer sorry :)
...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................SORRY:)...

It was the end of the first 2 weeks of school and time flew right by. Drama and I were walking in the hall to get to 3rd saa and there, I saw were 2 girls that seemed like the maarufu ones. I talked with Drama and she told me that well they kind of were; if wewe stereo-typed them. Their names where Suzie and Britney. As I saw Suzie walk away after they had their conversation, I saw a guy with a green Mohawk and piercings in various parts of his face. His skin tone was a normal peach, pichi tone and he had teal eyes. His shati was black with a cream colored skull on it and wore a cream colored long...

Claire:*nasty voice* haha welcome back everyone say hi...campers

Campers:hi

Claire:They have all been shakey about tonight. Are wewe all ready...?

Campers:*silence*

Claire:hehehe! well wewe guys better get started its almost midnight and that is when the Mbwa mwitu loups come out and bats and bears and....
Kylee:OK THATS ENOUGH!!

*Confessionals*
Sammy and Kylee: Sammy-ok so if wewe heard our last plan we arent doing that because Jessica spyed on us so they probably think that we are doing that. Kylee-yea but she was to stupid to figure out that we had a plan B haha *high five*
*End of Confessonals*

Claire:SO are...