Hey, wewe know what? I upendo cake, just like any other ordinary kid in the universe. Well, that is, up until one particular day, when this strange incident occurred. I was sleeping in, like usual. Guess what. I was late today. But when I woke up, I saw a mtulivu, clam closing its mouth on my eyelids, forcing me to fall back asleep. I couldn't believe my eyes. I must be hallucinating. It was a strange-looking clam, all right. It had two googly eyes, a short tail, a large and sausage-like mouth, and a tiny little nose. Now, out of all the crazy things wewe could think of, I'll bet wewe anything that wewe never saw a dancing monkey on your bed. Okay, inayofuata thing I saw, a monkey was dancing on my bed, imba "Joy to the World." Now, um...I was kind of worried that I might have had brain cancer au Alzheimer's disease then. It was one thing if wewe had a mtulivu, clam clamping down on your eyes, but a monkey dancing on your kitanda was certainly another. The monkey took out some crash cymbals, and as if on cue, once it crashed the cymbals for the first time, two Goldfish balloons swam into my room. No, that isn't the right description. They were holding hands, no, fins, and kissing. ARGHHHH now THIS was driving me up the wall. I went downstairs. There was no one down there. Instead, my parents yelled at me from downstairs, "STACEY JOHANNAS MCCUMMINGTON! GET DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT. wewe HAVE MADE THE jikoni AN ABSOLUTE MESS. First some clams, then some monkeys, and Goldfish balloons! kwa golly, it looks like a zoo in here!" I went downstairs, only to be smeared in the face kwa my annoying older brother, Jonas, with a pineapple-upside-down cake.
Prologue
Once upon a time... there once was a Beautiful Princess... named Twilight...her hair was White...her eyes were blue...and she was the most beautiful in the land...
But there was only one problem... she had never loved... and that was her undoing... she had brought a young Wizard into the Castle... She was the most rude and mean person he had ever met...
So the young Wizard cursed her... and she was turned into a terrifying Dragon... and no one visited her ... Now no one would ever upendo her... everyone was afraid of her...
But she knew she would embrace upendo someday... someday ...
And that is where our story begins...
Once upon a time... there once was a Beautiful Princess... named Twilight...her hair was White...her eyes were blue...and she was the most beautiful in the land...
But there was only one problem... she had never loved... and that was her undoing... she had brought a young Wizard into the Castle... She was the most rude and mean person he had ever met...
So the young Wizard cursed her... and she was turned into a terrifying Dragon... and no one visited her ... Now no one would ever upendo her... everyone was afraid of her...
But she knew she would embrace upendo someday... someday ...
And that is where our story begins...
Chapter 3 : Rage
One week after the indecent, King George had news for Prince Jay.
"I will let the Kitsune go" King George told Jay.
"Really?" jay asked, confused.
"Why yes" King George answered as he winked to Prince Cole as he smiled back. They took off the Kitsunes chains as everyone cheered, jay sensed something was up.
"Now!" King George yelled as a group of Guards and Cole surrounded her and started whipping her. Then the citizens circled her and started Kicking and Slapping her as the Kitsune started crying.
"Stop it!" jay yelled as he started protecting the Kitsune. Then Cole kneed jay in the stomach, grabbed the Kitsune and out her back in her cage as jay could only watch...
One week after the indecent, King George had news for Prince Jay.
"I will let the Kitsune go" King George told Jay.
"Really?" jay asked, confused.
"Why yes" King George answered as he winked to Prince Cole as he smiled back. They took off the Kitsunes chains as everyone cheered, jay sensed something was up.
"Now!" King George yelled as a group of Guards and Cole surrounded her and started whipping her. Then the citizens circled her and started Kicking and Slapping her as the Kitsune started crying.
"Stop it!" jay yelled as he started protecting the Kitsune. Then Cole kneed jay in the stomach, grabbed the Kitsune and out her back in her cage as jay could only watch...
Okay, some Marafiki and I made up a song we call, "The Hunger Games" to the tune of "Glad wewe Came"
Okay here it goes,
The sun goes down, the tributes come out.
And all I know, is Cato's here now.
My leg will never be the same.
The Hunger Games, The Hunger Games.
(All of the o o o o o o o 's... xD)
wewe cast a spell on me, spell on me.
wewe hit me like your present fell on me, fell on me.
I decided wewe work well with me, well with me.
So let's go somewhere no one else can see wewe n' me
Turn the lights out NOW.
Now I'll take wewe kwa the hand.
Hand wewe some medicine.
Drink it if wewe can.
Can wewe spend a little time?
Time is slipping away.
Away from us, so stay.
Stay with me, I can make, make wewe Victor.
(And then wewe repeat. ツ I think of this every time I hear "Glad wewe Came")
Okay here it goes,
The sun goes down, the tributes come out.
And all I know, is Cato's here now.
My leg will never be the same.
The Hunger Games, The Hunger Games.
(All of the o o o o o o o 's... xD)
wewe cast a spell on me, spell on me.
wewe hit me like your present fell on me, fell on me.
I decided wewe work well with me, well with me.
So let's go somewhere no one else can see wewe n' me
Turn the lights out NOW.
Now I'll take wewe kwa the hand.
Hand wewe some medicine.
Drink it if wewe can.
Can wewe spend a little time?
Time is slipping away.
Away from us, so stay.
Stay with me, I can make, make wewe Victor.
(And then wewe repeat. ツ I think of this every time I hear "Glad wewe Came")
Now that wewe left me....
My soul is crying
Out to the world
Above me.
Now that wewe left me....
I couldn't figure out
How to go on with life
And I stayed right on....
With my despair.
Now that wewe left me....
wewe broke my heart,
And now it's covered in broken glass,
Oh broken glass......
It's time to songesha on now...
But I can't help feeling the tragedy
Of that lonesome night...
How the world jeered at me.
The world hurt me.
There's no zaidi hope left,
So face the truth.
I am a piece of broken glass,
Shimmering in the dark and dreary night
My moyo broke
When it felt like the end of the world...
And boy, was it the end of the world.
I was broken glass,
And nobody seemed to care about me.
I am broken glass.
I am heartbroken.
I am...
No more.
My soul is crying
Out to the world
Above me.
Now that wewe left me....
I couldn't figure out
How to go on with life
And I stayed right on....
With my despair.
Now that wewe left me....
wewe broke my heart,
And now it's covered in broken glass,
Oh broken glass......
It's time to songesha on now...
But I can't help feeling the tragedy
Of that lonesome night...
How the world jeered at me.
The world hurt me.
There's no zaidi hope left,
So face the truth.
I am a piece of broken glass,
Shimmering in the dark and dreary night
My moyo broke
When it felt like the end of the world...
And boy, was it the end of the world.
I was broken glass,
And nobody seemed to care about me.
I am broken glass.
I am heartbroken.
I am...
No more.
So here i am
stuck inside this house
im wondering if i
will ever make it out
now point wondering
if there isnt an answer
just try to belive
here we are
stuck in this house
back where we started
we wont ever make it out
just here to ask
even if there is no reply
if wewe believe
wewe turn to me
wewe say it slow
your voice is deep
"how do we know,"
i shrugg my shoulders
wewe reply
"I believe in wewe and i"
then i know
without a doubt
that these four walls
can keep up trapped
but wewe will always
upendo me
even if wewe are
a stuffed monkey
stuck inside this house
im wondering if i
will ever make it out
now point wondering
if there isnt an answer
just try to belive
here we are
stuck in this house
back where we started
we wont ever make it out
just here to ask
even if there is no reply
if wewe believe
wewe turn to me
wewe say it slow
your voice is deep
"how do we know,"
i shrugg my shoulders
wewe reply
"I believe in wewe and i"
then i know
without a doubt
that these four walls
can keep up trapped
but wewe will always
upendo me
even if wewe are
a stuffed monkey