1. Whenever wewe get a papercut, and it's bleeding, wave your hand around in Carlisle's face saying, "you know wewe waaaaaaant some."
2. Sneak into Edward's room and redecorate it, including rearranging his CDs
3. Provoke the Volturi and blame it on Jasper
4. Randomly yell "GODDAMMIT!" and whenever one of them asks what happened, say "nooothhinngg' >> with shifty eyes.
5. Give Emmett a teddy kubeba for his birthday
6. Invite Jacob Black over....
7....including Quil and Embry
8. Put some fake fangs in your mouth and put ketchup on them (for the blood) and run around going "Rawr Ima vampire! Rawr! Rawr!" and jump out from corners, dark hallways, etc at them.
9. Find out where the boundery line is and stand in the werewolf part and throw bila mpangilio insults, making faces, and au throw things at them....
10... Don't forget to say "Nya nya! I'm in werewolf territory! OHHH!
11. Have Emmett and the Volturi have a "Yo' Mama" battle.
12. Follow Edward for an entire day. Don't speak au say anything. At the end of the day, when he asks wewe why wewe followed him all day, cling to his arm and say "because I LOOOOOOOOVEEEE you" .......
13. Do the same thing, but infront of Bella.
Source: link
2. Sneak into Edward's room and redecorate it, including rearranging his CDs
3. Provoke the Volturi and blame it on Jasper
4. Randomly yell "GODDAMMIT!" and whenever one of them asks what happened, say "nooothhinngg' >> with shifty eyes.
5. Give Emmett a teddy kubeba for his birthday
6. Invite Jacob Black over....
7....including Quil and Embry
8. Put some fake fangs in your mouth and put ketchup on them (for the blood) and run around going "Rawr Ima vampire! Rawr! Rawr!" and jump out from corners, dark hallways, etc at them.
9. Find out where the boundery line is and stand in the werewolf part and throw bila mpangilio insults, making faces, and au throw things at them....
10... Don't forget to say "Nya nya! I'm in werewolf territory! OHHH!
11. Have Emmett and the Volturi have a "Yo' Mama" battle.
12. Follow Edward for an entire day. Don't speak au say anything. At the end of the day, when he asks wewe why wewe followed him all day, cling to his arm and say "because I LOOOOOOOOVEEEE you" .......
13. Do the same thing, but infront of Bella.
Source: link
im going to put an introduction to this one up today. it has to do with twilight and a band called Paramore(my two fav things-paramore and twilight)most of my Marafiki like my uandishi but when i do post i would like some criticizing maoni for me to improve with.
Thanks
<3 Danie
alone in the dark i cannot breathe
where is my moyo its locked inside of me
somewhere i cant go on.im scared yeah i feel all alone
where did wewe go my only love
yes time moves on without me.
im not as strong as wewe want me to be
wewe tell me wewe dont want me
and that wewe must leave.
oh i fall on my knees
yeah i i cannot breathe
was it not enough to want wewe
forever and a day
i am sorry that wewe feel that way.
for i will upendo wewe yeah till the end of time.
even then i will.in my world wewe will still be mine.
ive cried myself out .im numb of the pain
null and void practicaly insane
yeah i hear voices all the time
only yours my upendo and only in my mind
can wewe hear me screaming out to you
i upendo wewe forever i will be here waiting for you
where is my moyo its locked inside of me
somewhere i cant go on.im scared yeah i feel all alone
where did wewe go my only love
yes time moves on without me.
im not as strong as wewe want me to be
wewe tell me wewe dont want me
and that wewe must leave.
oh i fall on my knees
yeah i i cannot breathe
was it not enough to want wewe
forever and a day
i am sorry that wewe feel that way.
for i will upendo wewe yeah till the end of time.
even then i will.in my world wewe will still be mine.
ive cried myself out .im numb of the pain
null and void practicaly insane
yeah i hear voices all the time
only yours my upendo and only in my mind
can wewe hear me screaming out to you
i upendo wewe forever i will be here waiting for you
YOu know what my friend Adriana I got her this awesome Chritmas preasent it is a Twilight shrit that I got a the Willowbrick Mall (Also Adriana is obsesed with Twlight)
EDward took off his shirt.His abs were hawt.I then went under the covers.I then felt his cool skin agaisnt mine.
U sure Soph
yes
I felt it the sex of course
I then felt my neck being nibbled
Edward! damn that hurt
I the nsaw it wasn't edward
J-J-J James.
Oh don't worry upendo wewe will be one of us
No where the hell is edward
well the volturi is dealing with the Cullens
I will kill you
Just give up wewe know tat it will spread
It's burns STOP IT IT BURNS.I then felt my death.
My moyo beat sronger than usual.I felt sclience.
ALl in my moyo was vengence on James on The Volturi Adn on the werewolves!....
U sure Soph
yes
I felt it the sex of course
I then felt my neck being nibbled
Edward! damn that hurt
I the nsaw it wasn't edward
J-J-J James.
Oh don't worry upendo wewe will be one of us
No where the hell is edward
well the volturi is dealing with the Cullens
I will kill you
Just give up wewe know tat it will spread
It's burns STOP IT IT BURNS.I then felt my death.
My moyo beat sronger than usual.I felt sclience.
ALl in my moyo was vengence on James on The Volturi Adn on the werewolves!....
Okay, this might be a big-old pointless rant, but i absolutely hate when people BASH on other character (i'm not saying any names) and i'm not just talking about Jacob-hating. If wewe want to bash on Jacob au any other character for that matter go the Jacob-Hating Spot, and if their isn't one, create one then!!!! I don't mind people sharing well-though out and intelligent opinions, it's just that i'm absolutley sick of all this hating on Jacob and Jacob lovers! I hate completely and utter idiocy maoni done on this spot for Twilight lovers IN GENERAL like "Jacob f*** sucks!" and we've all seen it and heard of it, and i doubt this makala will make any difference but i needed to get it out of my system. wewe don't see me going aroung saying things like "Edward sucks, and Bella will ALWAYS belong to Jacob." because it would seriously piss of ALOT of people. My thoughts. That's all. Don't care if someone maoni on this just to somehow piss me off.
(End of pointless-rant)
(End of pointless-rant)
hujambo ladies! Ok, I wrote this the other siku while I was at work. I had my head down on the desk, sat up, wrote it, and put my head back down. lol I ask that wewe don't use it without my permission, as it is my original work. But here is a little poem I wrote, that I thought wewe Twilight obsessed mashabiki might like. I kind of pictured Edward after I wrote it and reread it. There are lots of people (including people who wewe might be dating right now) that this can apply to. Enjoy and tell me what wewe think!
Young girls think of upendo and picture a prince.
Women, who have loved and been hurt see not a prince but the truth.
Just a man, imperfect and unsure.
But it's those memories of Prince Charming that make them keep loving, even without hope.
Taleah Elizabeth Cox
April 12,2008
Young girls think of upendo and picture a prince.
Women, who have loved and been hurt see not a prince but the truth.
Just a man, imperfect and unsure.
But it's those memories of Prince Charming that make them keep loving, even without hope.
Taleah Elizabeth Cox
April 12,2008