part 1 the immortls.it was a stormy night in joes bar. methos and and dunkin were drinking like always. hujambo boy scout alisema methos with a smerk. yes old man? alisema dunkin.do wewe remember when we drove throw forks? asked methos.yes i do alisema dunkin.well i want to go back i loved the bia they had in forks alisema methos as he smiled.flash back to last year.dunkin were are we? wined methos. a small town named forks alisema dunkin.well can we get a bia and some m"n"ms? asked methos.fine if it will shut wewe up old man alisema dunkin.ok old man were here alisema dunkin.beer here i come alisema methos. but what they find is bella swan and she is with edward cullen. methos looked at dunkin sensing another immortl but they don't know who it is.
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10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever wewe can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When wewe go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what wewe will be doing in five dakika every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. barua pepe her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever wewe can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When wewe go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what wewe will be doing in five dakika every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. barua pepe her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.