Mafuatano ya Twilight Article: Torturing the Volturi Chapter 1

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posted by lollipopszx3

Disclaimer ;; I got this idea from Stephaniiie's-Number-1-Fan. :D
Introduction!

Me :: Hello everybody!

Marcus :: Why are we here?

Me :: Well... I kidnapped you...

Marcus :: Why?

Me :: Becuase... *falls to ground in pain*

Alec :: Jane... stop torturing the girl.

Jane :: The HUMAN girl. Why do we need an explaination?? I need a snack.

Me :: AHHH!!!

Alec :: *numbing Jane*

Me :: Thank wewe Alec.

Alec :: *nods*

Me :: Now... let's be mates.

Gianna :: *slaps me upside the head*

Me :: Ow... Why did I bring wewe anyways??

Gianna :: Becuase I rock.

Everyone :: *rolls eyes*

Me :: Shut up everyone!

Aro :: Young girl... please come here.

Me :: *walks over*

Aro :: *touch hand* Ew. Ew. Ew. I didn't need those thoughts!

Me :: I didn't think anything that wewe wouldn't do to Sulpicia.

*silence*

Gianna :: Oh... I get it now... ew.

Me :: inayofuata time I'll leave wewe with the wives.

Caius :: WHAT?? wewe left the wives alone??

Me :: Would wewe rather they come here...

Caius :: Never mind then.

Heidi :: I have a question. We're vampires... super speed... super beauty... and super-strength.

Me :: What was the question?

Heidi :: .... We're vampires?

Me :: Oh... you're saying wewe want to break out! Smart...

Heidi :: Yes. I know I am.

Me :: But I'm even smarter! *takes out lighter*

Felix :: Don't do anything you're going to regret.

Me :: Yes. I am going to regret letting wewe guys go free after all that planning.

Felix :: What planning? All wewe did was start the story with capturing us.

Me :: Shut up. *brings lighter closer*

Felix :: Okay shutting up. *hides behind Demetri*

Demetri :: wewe know you'll really regret burning Alec...

Me :: No one alisema I was going to burn Alec. I was going to keep him.

Demetri :: Alec... Alec numb her... NOW!

Alec :: *trying to numb* It's not working!

Me :: Remember... I thought of everything... it's my story. I have Bella in that cage. *points behind me*

Bella :: Let me go! *struggling* wewe Volturi guys have it easy. The fireplace is right there!

Me :: *smiles*

Jane :: wewe are one mean girl.

Me :: So are you.

Jane :: Touche. Hey. If wewe let me out I'll teach wewe how to be extra mean.

Me :: Nice deal but I wasn't born yesterday. And remember... my story.

Jane :: wewe suck.

Me :: *smiles*

Aro :: Okay... now what?

Me :: Well your going to turn me into a vampire and Alec is going to be mates with me.

Alec :: What?? No way.

Jane :: Do wewe want to escape au not?

Alec :: Fine...

Aro :: Okay. Come here. Let me bite.

Me :: What really? I didn't think wewe were going to give in... Wait let me re-write that.

Aro :: No. I am not going to bite an innocent human.

Jane :: Wait? Aro would never say that. At least make it sound true!

Me :: wewe do NOT want to make me click this.

Aro :: *stretches hand and touches mine* What?? wewe don't know how to start the fire? Well let's go.

Me :: *gets firing torch* Ha. Try escaping now... where's Gianna?

Heidi :: Oh she left. Here's a note.

To crazy kidnapper,

wewe alisema wewe were smart. But ha! I'm not a vampire. wewe forgot that didn't you. Well wewe can keep the other Volturi. But keep your hand OFF of Alec. wewe are not worthy enough for him. And yes I do rock. Tell Aro I'm getting help.

xoxo
Gianna.

Me :: Damn. She fooled me in my own story. Oh well. Emmett's out patrolling now. He'll get her right??

Bella :: *nods* Well wewe aliiba his games so I guess so.

Me :: *smiles* Good. *laughs evilly* See? I belong with the Volturi! I even got the evil laugh down!

Jane :: Yeah... your laughs getting there. But did wewe ever hear a Volturi laugh?

Me :: Well... they are now. *points torch*

Volturi :: *fake evil laugh*

Me :: *joining in* And yes. Don't wewe people worry. I will become a Volturi soon enough.

wanderingk, JoseVanders and 1 other like this

bellamay this is fucking funny

ashesandwine LOL.... This may not be the best I ever read, but damn.... It made me laugh:P LOL... Ohhhh Dad is coming to see what is so funny:P LOL....jk! But I do think it's pretty cool:D Ahaha...still laughting! OMG, I haven't laugh like this in a while:D

Hunter157 hahahaha man is tis funny i havent heard a story tis funny in a long time besides Maximum Ride hahahahaha Peace out!!!

lollipopszx3 lol thanksyou :D

wanderingk HAHA LOVE THIS!!!!

twilight_james love it!

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Sunrise Part 42

posted by Bella_Swan3

-Rosalie-

NOT AGAIN, EDWARD!!!!!!! I thought as loudly as I could. For a vampire with supposedly advanced thinking skills, he sure seemed mentally challenged.

Word of advice: wewe do NOT dye my hair purple. ESPECIALLY after I recently ALMSOT forgave wewe for dying it green.

So I Lost it and started the chase. Alice followed us, on my side, which immediately made me feel better about the perceived odds of actually catching him. Way better.

-Emmett-

I try refraining from involving myself in the epic struggle between Rose and Ed. Heck, who am I kidding, I all but cheer them on. It's just way too funny...

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Mark Sepia, Intro and Chapter 1

posted by renesmeblack

Intro

Mark Sepia isn't your typical loud-rock-at-night-catching-z's-at-noon teen. He lives in the small town of Forks, Washington. And he has a crush on a girl who goes out with a tall, muscular, and older boy, who happens to be a part of the Quileute tribe. But that's not what makes him different. What makes him different is the powers he recieved three hundred years zamani on his sixteenth birthday. When an experiment of powers went wrong, he was forced to be seventeen forever. Now he must try to win the moyo of the beautiful half-vampire of his same age, who goes kwa the name of Renesmee.

1....

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Esme Cullen Story Chapter 5

posted by Edward_Bella234

Sorry this took so long to do. i have had my exams. I am very happy with the results so far. I decided to finally sit down and write do here si Chapter 5
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“What do wewe think mother?” I asked her. Her opinion was very important to me.
    “Well, I think he is a very nice man, Esme. I think he could be perfect for you.”
    Perfect for me. How would she know who is perfect for me? “I don’t know mother. I don’t even really know him…”
    “You...

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Why Me? Chapter 2

posted by Bella_Cullen902

Bella's P.O.V.

It was like i could not breathe. Like i was just hit in the chest. I started hearing humming noices.

Then i was aware of cold hands touching my wrist for a pulse. Then finally when i could hear who's voices their were in the room, I remembered all about the phone call when i was in my room with Edward....

I was ready to open my eyes...but it was easier alisema than done. My head hurt and when i had the strengh to open my eyes, i saw Edward looking at me.

Edward and i were the only people in the room. As i blinked I was asked, "Who was that on the phone? I thought it might have been...

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Starstruck Chapter 5 (Rose P.O.V)

posted by thecullensftw_x

As I sat with Carlisle, Esme, Emmett, Jasper and Alice, watching CNN, a story caught my attention. I looked back to the televisheni from where I had been staring into space, and listened to the report. There were hundreds of poor, bruised women running hurriedly and aimlessly down the streets, having just escaped from their violent partners. All of the defenseless women were wearing tear-streaked faces and extremely sullen expressions as they ran, screaming and shouting. I felt a sudden wave of empathy for them. Over a hundred years ago, in my human life, I was one of them. Maybe I had more...

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Leah Clearwater......

posted by Hellohoudini

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by Team Switzerland
Exciting news, lovely Twilighters. We have just gotten word straight from Summit Entertainment that they are holding an online open casting call for two of the roles in The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. So, if wewe match the descriptions below and think you’re right for the part of Seth au Leah Clearwater, then wewe may be in luck:

Seth Clearwater :
(Male - Age 15) is a Quileute Indian and the youngest member of the La Push mbwa mwitu Pack.
Leah Clearwater...

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How To Dress Like Edward Cullen

posted by Isabellaashley

DRESSING EDWARD

In order to dress Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) in a manner befitting the teen idol that mwandishi Stephenie Meyer envisioned, Chuck says she turned to the royals of the early 19th century: ''His name personifies his look, which to me was English Edwardian. He's the embodiment of an Edwardian gentleman — very proper, has manners, and is very charming.'' The vampire's clothes weren't all inspired kwa history, though. As Chuck points out, ''He wears a pair of shoes that are lace-up and of the early 1900s, but then he also wears zaidi current sporty clothes.''

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Sunrise Part 25

posted by Bella_Swan3

-Jacob-

I wasn't sure she'd make it 10 feet before she fell asleep, and I was right. I caught her before she hit the ground, and carried her towards the Cullen's house.

Edward most likely would want proof I'd brought her back. The fact that she was practically catatonic right now was not helping; he'd probably bite my head off (I'm not sure if that's a metaphor au not) the sekunde before he realised I was not carrying her corpse.

I was met kwa Bella almost as soon as I'd caught Renesmee.

She wordlessly took Renesmee from my arms, and we walked to my and Renesmee's house.

Bella walked up the stairs....

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The ndoto doesn't end, but danger awaits........... part 11

posted by patrisha727

I cant' write tommorow, because of finals, but I'll write on Friday. :)

Bella's POV

Once we got back to the cottage, Renesmee was already sleeping so Edward and I had to be quiet.
" So, what did Jacob say?" Edward whispered.
" Honestly I didn't really understan what he was talking about. He alisema something about a new army of a type of mystical creature we have never delt with before. They're not vampires, warewolves, shapeshifters, and not even hybrids like Renesmee and Nahuel!"
Edward looked terrified. " So what now?" he asked.

" I don't know." I told him. "I saw footprints going South, but they...

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The story never ends, it’s a happily ever after - Part 22

posted by sasie_katje88

Bella's pov

4 Months has passed again and I’m feeling really great. Edward and me went back to Darmouth to finish my last mwaka of evening courses. It felt so good to be just a vampire now instead of a vampire and a witch.
Nobody has been chasing me au even wanted to kill me. I just hope it will stay that way because like Edward always alisema ‘Bella, wewe are a danger magnet’.
Edward never left my side, not a single time. I always laughed when were at school and I had to go the ladies room, he always went with me and waited outside the door. I never mind that he went everywhere with me, it made...

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Emmett Story Part 26

posted by just_bella

WHOOOOO this one was FUN to write...hope people are happy...I tried to make it happier again :)

Recap Part 25

I could see my brothers Phillip, Michael and John, they were all moving nyasi, nyasi kavu from one building to another. I saw my sister Patricia and Carol come out of the house, wringing their hands in their aprons.

I smiled at them all, I didn't realize how much I missed them until I saw their faces. I felt myself starting to stand when I felt two strong hands come down on my shoulders and push me back down.

"Emmett, please remember. They don't know wewe anymore, wewe aren't the same person. We can...

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The story never ends, it’s a happily ever after - Part 19

posted by sasie_katje88

it's the last one today :D don't know if I'm going to put one up tomorrow because I have to work again from 10 am till 10 pm. So it's pretty long hours but I'll try otherwise it will be definitely Saturday ^_^

Bella's pov

I opened my eyes again and noticed I fell asleep again. I still felt Edward’s arms around me and I took a deep breath.
“Hey sleepy head” he alisema with a little joy in his voice now.
“How long did I sleep this time” I asked him curious
“Just an hour” he answered back and he got up from the table.
“Where are wewe going” I asked him while I got up too”
“Going to...

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The story never ends, it’s a happily ever after - Part 13

posted by sasie_katje88

Are wewe still up to it :D to read zaidi :D ^_^

Bella's pov

I woke up. The sun was shining very bright into my eyes and my body was sparkling. I got up and noticed I was laying in a garden but I know this garden, I know this place. This is Isle Esme, this is my vacation home. The forest is gone and everyone else too, did Edward save me.
I started walking inside of the house.
“Edward” I yelled gently “Edward, are wewe here”
I jumped because it wasn’t Edward I saw, it was Franco. I started running back outside to the car that was still parked at the front door. But something made me fell on...

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eternal night part 14

posted by _madz_

here is the long awaited 14 enstallment of my story!
okay, i know a few of wewe have been asking about it and this is (unfourtunatly) not the bit with the conversation between Edward and Bella yet.
hopefully thats the inayofuata one :)

I tried to go back to what I had been thinking about before, but I found myself caught up in the little changes of expression on her face. Again, I wanted to know what she was thinking, but I was used to that. I had always wanted to know what she was thinking.
But did I still? A thought hit me with the power of one of Emmett’s punches, making me breathe out in a sudden...

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The story never ends, it’s a happily ever after - Part 1

posted by sasie_katje88

I'm back with the new story line, hope wewe like it

Bella's Pov

Introduction

4 years have past since I found out that I was a half witch, half vampire. That mwaka was so busy and hectic. Me giving birth to Mason, the volturi inaonyesha up to kill him, seeing Daniel and Leann again, than those strong witches who came after me and then the worsted thing of that mwaka were the vampire hunters.
I still having a hard time remembering what happened to those hunters, I know I killed some hunters but still my memory is blank on some points.
The best thing that happened that mwaka was Edward and me going to Isle...

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Emmett Story Part 16

posted by just_bella

I swore that I wasn't going to write this story for a few days, but it's like an addiction. I upendo uandishi all of my stories, but this one is SO much fun!! Enjoy!!
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Refresher-

"Emmett, you're alright. Nothing will hurt wewe anymore." The doctor alisema as he touched my hand.

I had so many maswali I wanted to ask. I tried to hold my mouth shut, but once again my mouth opened. I squeezed my eyes shut and braced myself for the screaming.

Nothing happened, I wasn't screaming. I opened my eyes quickly and looked around at everyone, the suprise obviously...

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The story never ends, it’s just beginning - Part 46

posted by sasie_katje88

hey i'm back, lucky my writers block is gone now. i had a hole siku to think what i was going to write, so i hope wewe still like it. It's a long one because i'm trying to end it at makala 50 so i can jump ahead in time and start with a new kind of title part 1.

Bella's pov

A new siku started after me and Edward saw the sunrise. We were running back to our home, when Edward stopped in the middle of the forest.
“What is it” I alisema concerned
“Jake is heading our way, we should wait here” he alisema back to me
“Why is Jake looking for us” I asked him curious
“Alice want us to get Mason, he’s...

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New Moon Parody.

posted by Brown_x_Eyes

Edward: Happy Birthday, Bella.

Bella: Screw my birthday, I don’t wanna grow up!

Edward: You’re like Peter Pan, except you’re a girl!

Bella: About that…

Edward: What?

Bella: Nothing.

Edward: Let’s go to my place.

Bella: Giving in? The perfect present…

Edward: Hell no! wewe think I’m weak?! WELL I’LL onyesha wewe WEAK! –Bends down to Bella’s neck-

Bella: Edward, wait for Victoria to kill me. She has zaidi practice.

Edward: Let’s go inside!

Alice: Surprise! Big huge party to be celebrated kwa only 8 people! WOO!

Bella: I totally didn’t see this coming…

Esme: I baked wewe this wonderful cake!...

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The story never ends, it’s just beginning - Part 11

posted by sasie_katje88

it's not a really big one, but i guess you'll all been waiting for this one :D Enjoy and again sorry for mistakes :-)

Bella's pov

The days past kwa very slowly, the only thing I was aloud to do was, eat, sleep and rest. I just hate staying in kitanda all the time but Edward and the other family members kept a close eye one me, not because I was dangerous but because of the size of my stomach. I was about 3 weeks and I looked like someone who was 8 au 9 months pregnant.
When I ate I still had these outburst, so I only ate once a day. But I didn’t care about that because the baby was big already and...

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Lizzie's Story, Chapter Three

posted by foreveryours

Chapter 3:

I paused in a small bakery and stomped my feet in an attempt to stimulate the circulation of blood through to my frozen toes. I headed toward the counter and ordered a French baguette, which I always did before going over to Martin’s for chajio, chakula cha jioni because his mother loved them so much. As I waited for the overly tanned baker to finish wrapping up my baguette, I stared out of the window. February in Seattle was one of the dreariest months of the year, especially when it was raining. As if the heavens were listening to my thoughts, a few drops clattered onto the sidewalk. Wonderful....