Disclaimer ;; I got this idea from Stephaniiie's-Number-1-Fan. :D
Introduction!
Me :: Hello everybody!
Marcus :: Why are we here?
Me :: Well... I kidnapped you...
Marcus :: Why?
Me :: Becuase... *falls to ground in pain*
Alec :: Jane... stop torturing the girl.
Jane :: The HUMAN girl. Why do we need an explaination?? I need a snack.
Me :: AHHH!!!
Alec :: *numbing Jane*
Me :: Thank wewe Alec.
Alec :: *nods*
Me :: Now... let's be mates.
Gianna :: *slaps me upside the head*
Me :: Ow... Why did I bring wewe anyways??
Gianna :: Becuase I rock.
Everyone :: *rolls eyes*
Me :: Shut up everyone!
Aro :: Young girl... please come here.
Me :: *walks over*
Aro :: *touch hand* Ew. Ew. Ew. I didn't need those thoughts!
Me :: I didn't think anything that wewe wouldn't do to Sulpicia.
*silence*
Gianna :: Oh... I get it now... ew.
Me :: inayofuata time I'll leave wewe with the wives.
Caius :: WHAT?? wewe left the wives alone??
Me :: Would wewe rather they come here...
Caius :: Never mind then.
Heidi :: I have a question. We're vampires... super speed... super beauty... and super-strength.
Me :: What was the question?
Heidi :: .... We're vampires?
Me :: Oh... you're saying wewe want to break out! Smart...
Heidi :: Yes. I know I am.
Me :: But I'm even smarter! *takes out lighter*
Felix :: Don't do anything you're going to regret.
Me :: Yes. I am going to regret letting wewe guys go free after all that planning.
Felix :: What planning? All wewe did was start the story with capturing us.
Me :: Shut up. *brings lighter closer*
Felix :: Okay shutting up. *hides behind Demetri*
Demetri :: wewe know you'll really regret burning Alec...
Me :: No one alisema I was going to burn Alec. I was going to keep him.
Demetri :: Alec... Alec numb her... NOW!
Alec :: *trying to numb* It's not working!
Me :: Remember... I thought of everything... it's my story. I have Bella in that cage. *points behind me*
Bella :: Let me go! *struggling* wewe Volturi guys have it easy. The fireplace is right there!
Me :: *smiles*
Jane :: wewe are one mean girl.
Me :: So are you.
Jane :: Touche. Hey. If wewe let me out I'll teach wewe how to be extra mean.
Me :: Nice deal but I wasn't born yesterday. And remember... my story.
Jane :: wewe suck.
Me :: *smiles*
Aro :: Okay... now what?
Me :: Well your going to turn me into a vampire and Alec is going to be mates with me.
Alec :: What?? No way.
Jane :: Do wewe want to escape au not?
Alec :: Fine...
Aro :: Okay. Come here. Let me bite.
Me :: What really? I didn't think wewe were going to give in... Wait let me re-write that.
Aro :: No. I am not going to bite an innocent human.
Jane :: Wait? Aro would never say that. At least make it sound true!
Me :: wewe do NOT want to make me click this.
Aro :: *stretches hand and touches mine* What?? wewe don't know how to start the fire? Well let's go.
Me :: *gets firing torch* Ha. Try escaping now... where's Gianna?
Heidi :: Oh she left. Here's a note.
To crazy kidnapper,
wewe alisema wewe were smart. But ha! I'm not a vampire. wewe forgot that didn't you. Well wewe can keep the other Volturi. But keep your hand OFF of Alec. wewe are not worthy enough for him. And yes I do rock. Tell Aro I'm getting help.
xoxo
Gianna.
Me :: Damn. She fooled me in my own story. Oh well. Emmett's out patrolling now. He'll get her right??
Bella :: *nods* Well wewe aliiba his games so I guess so.
Me :: *smiles* Good. *laughs evilly* See? I belong with the Volturi! I even got the evil laugh down!
Jane :: Yeah... your laughs getting there. But did wewe ever hear a Volturi laugh?
Me :: Well... they are now. *points torch*
Volturi :: *fake evil laugh*
Me :: *joining in* And yes. Don't wewe people worry. I will become a Volturi soon enough.
Introduction!
Me :: Hello everybody!
Marcus :: Why are we here?
Me :: Well... I kidnapped you...
Marcus :: Why?
Me :: Becuase... *falls to ground in pain*
Alec :: Jane... stop torturing the girl.
Jane :: The HUMAN girl. Why do we need an explaination?? I need a snack.
Me :: AHHH!!!
Alec :: *numbing Jane*
Me :: Thank wewe Alec.
Alec :: *nods*
Me :: Now... let's be mates.
Gianna :: *slaps me upside the head*
Me :: Ow... Why did I bring wewe anyways??
Gianna :: Becuase I rock.
Everyone :: *rolls eyes*
Me :: Shut up everyone!
Aro :: Young girl... please come here.
Me :: *walks over*
Aro :: *touch hand* Ew. Ew. Ew. I didn't need those thoughts!
Me :: I didn't think anything that wewe wouldn't do to Sulpicia.
*silence*
Gianna :: Oh... I get it now... ew.
Me :: inayofuata time I'll leave wewe with the wives.
Caius :: WHAT?? wewe left the wives alone??
Me :: Would wewe rather they come here...
Caius :: Never mind then.
Heidi :: I have a question. We're vampires... super speed... super beauty... and super-strength.
Me :: What was the question?
Heidi :: .... We're vampires?
Me :: Oh... you're saying wewe want to break out! Smart...
Heidi :: Yes. I know I am.
Me :: But I'm even smarter! *takes out lighter*
Felix :: Don't do anything you're going to regret.
Me :: Yes. I am going to regret letting wewe guys go free after all that planning.
Felix :: What planning? All wewe did was start the story with capturing us.
Me :: Shut up. *brings lighter closer*
Felix :: Okay shutting up. *hides behind Demetri*
Demetri :: wewe know you'll really regret burning Alec...
Me :: No one alisema I was going to burn Alec. I was going to keep him.
Demetri :: Alec... Alec numb her... NOW!
Alec :: *trying to numb* It's not working!
Me :: Remember... I thought of everything... it's my story. I have Bella in that cage. *points behind me*
Bella :: Let me go! *struggling* wewe Volturi guys have it easy. The fireplace is right there!
Me :: *smiles*
Jane :: wewe are one mean girl.
Me :: So are you.
Jane :: Touche. Hey. If wewe let me out I'll teach wewe how to be extra mean.
Me :: Nice deal but I wasn't born yesterday. And remember... my story.
Jane :: wewe suck.
Me :: *smiles*
Aro :: Okay... now what?
Me :: Well your going to turn me into a vampire and Alec is going to be mates with me.
Alec :: What?? No way.
Jane :: Do wewe want to escape au not?
Alec :: Fine...
Aro :: Okay. Come here. Let me bite.
Me :: What really? I didn't think wewe were going to give in... Wait let me re-write that.
Aro :: No. I am not going to bite an innocent human.
Jane :: Wait? Aro would never say that. At least make it sound true!
Me :: wewe do NOT want to make me click this.
Aro :: *stretches hand and touches mine* What?? wewe don't know how to start the fire? Well let's go.
Me :: *gets firing torch* Ha. Try escaping now... where's Gianna?
Heidi :: Oh she left. Here's a note.
To crazy kidnapper,
wewe alisema wewe were smart. But ha! I'm not a vampire. wewe forgot that didn't you. Well wewe can keep the other Volturi. But keep your hand OFF of Alec. wewe are not worthy enough for him. And yes I do rock. Tell Aro I'm getting help.
xoxo
Gianna.
Me :: Damn. She fooled me in my own story. Oh well. Emmett's out patrolling now. He'll get her right??
Bella :: *nods* Well wewe aliiba his games so I guess so.
Me :: *smiles* Good. *laughs evilly* See? I belong with the Volturi! I even got the evil laugh down!
Jane :: Yeah... your laughs getting there. But did wewe ever hear a Volturi laugh?
Me :: Well... they are now. *points torch*
Volturi :: *fake evil laugh*
Me :: *joining in* And yes. Don't wewe people worry. I will become a Volturi soon enough.
