Woops, it's been over a mwezi since the last one! Sorry, been a little busy!
Here goes yet again...
I say Team Jasper, just because he doesn’t get enough credit!
Edwella, au Bellward?
Jalice au Alisper?
Rommett au Emmalie?
Carlesme au Esmelisle?
Jamoria au Vames?
Renecob (prouounced Ren-nay-cub)
Jasper would never make a good therapist. He already knows ‘how wewe feel about that’.
Jacob glared at the kids dressed as Wanyonya damu for Halloween and lied and alisema he was all out of candy.
Dear Journal,
Today I made Emmett fall in upendo with Edward again!
upendo Jasper
When Emmett does push-ups, he doesn’t push himself up, he pushes the ground down!
Jasper’s favourite ‘meal’ should be a monkey... I know where to find 100 monkeys... (Tell me if wewe don’t get this one)
Rosalie was told to bring back something as beautiful as her. She brought back a mirror.
Edward Cullen knows all your ‘inside’ jokes!
What do the Volturi like to do on art and crafts days? Cut and Taste!
Cullenism: Because we’re zaidi than just fans!
Edward’s the fastest, Emmett’s the strongest, but Jasper can sit alone in the corner and still make everyone jealous!
How to annoy Edward:
Bella: I know something wewe don’t know, do da, do da!
Okay, so Edward Cullen is-
- Sparkly in the sunlight
- Graceful
- Very fast
- Lives in the forest
- Beautiful...
Let’s face it... He’s a fairy!
We’ve all been wandering why Edward can’t read Bella’s mind...
But of course there’s nothing there to read!
FYI...Just because wewe suck does not make wewe a vampire.
wewe are the twilight of my life, the new moon on my horizon, the eclipse of my kwa being and the breaking dawn of every morning.
I’m just wondering why the Volturi haven’t been to hunt me down yet... I know WAY too much about vampires!
In the book, Edward had my heart, but in the movie Jacob has my eyes...
Oh no, a Twilight rehab’s been built inayofuata door! Don’t worry, it’s made of wood and should burn quickly... ;)
When I say ‘Bite me’ please consider it as an invitation!
wewe are never truly obsessed with Twilight until the siku comes when wewe see a silver Volvo and run after it screaming ‘Edward!’
Team Edward? Nope. Team Jacob? Nope. Team Jasper? Hale yes!
I say brunettes have zaidi fun... just ask Bella Swan!
Twilight is fate’s way of getting back at J.K Rowling for killing Fred Weasley off! Shame on you!
And so the human fell in upendo with the fictional werewolf....
Jacob Black should never wear a shati again, it would be public service to all the women of the world ;)
I can fall upstairs. Now that is what wewe call dedication.
The lion fell in the upendo with the lamb. The lion left. The mbwa mwitu fell in upendo with the lamb. Buffy slayed the lion. Happy ever after :)
Jacob Black gives a whole new meaning to the words ‘Hot Dog’.
Wanyonya damu are cold,
mtu-bweha are hot,
I’m coming for you, ready au not.
Off to kitanda to count Edward Cullens instead of sheep... Hmm... Maybe not the best idea to calm me down... I’ll count Jasper Hales then...
Wanted: Edward Cullen. Crime: Dazzling girls. Height: 6”2. Hair: Bronze, tousled. Eye colour: Dependent on thirst. Reward: Everything I own.
I had a van skidding towards me today because of the ice, and guess what, I don’t get no Edward!
My SAT/NAV / GP won’t tell me the way to Edward’s meadow :(
I’m so obsessed with Twilight that I decided to Google ‘The Cold One’ like in the movie!
I cut pages 73-381 out of New Moon. Jacob can go die.
Fairy-tales now officially include vampires.
If there was a battle between Edward and Cedric, and one of them died, would that be considered as suicide?
Edward Cullen puts Romeo to shame ;)
Until I read Twilight, I had never fully appreciated an mawingu, overcast day.
Jasper’s shopping orodha – 1) Blood. 2) Bella 3) zaidi Blood. “Not funny Jasper!”
I wonder what would happen if someone let it slip to Charlie on their wedding siku that Bella and Edward has been ‘sleeping’ together at his house for the past two years...
Hope wewe liked them guys, and they'll be zaidi in about two au three weeks, ok?
Don't forget to check out the other issues, which can be found in my 'favourites'.
Please rate and maoni to tell me your faves!
I'd also just like to say, no hating au argueing, they are NOT, I repeat, NOT all my personal opinions! I try to include a variety of Team Edward's, Team Jacob's, and other characters to suit everybody :)
Xxx AliceRoxx xxX
Here goes yet again...
I say Team Jasper, just because he doesn’t get enough credit!
Edwella, au Bellward?
Jalice au Alisper?
Rommett au Emmalie?
Carlesme au Esmelisle?
Jamoria au Vames?
Renecob (prouounced Ren-nay-cub)
Jasper would never make a good therapist. He already knows ‘how wewe feel about that’.
Jacob glared at the kids dressed as Wanyonya damu for Halloween and lied and alisema he was all out of candy.
Dear Journal,
Today I made Emmett fall in upendo with Edward again!
upendo Jasper
When Emmett does push-ups, he doesn’t push himself up, he pushes the ground down!
Jasper’s favourite ‘meal’ should be a monkey... I know where to find 100 monkeys... (Tell me if wewe don’t get this one)
Rosalie was told to bring back something as beautiful as her. She brought back a mirror.
Edward Cullen knows all your ‘inside’ jokes!
What do the Volturi like to do on art and crafts days? Cut and Taste!
Cullenism: Because we’re zaidi than just fans!
Edward’s the fastest, Emmett’s the strongest, but Jasper can sit alone in the corner and still make everyone jealous!
How to annoy Edward:
Bella: I know something wewe don’t know, do da, do da!
Okay, so Edward Cullen is-
- Sparkly in the sunlight
- Graceful
- Very fast
- Lives in the forest
- Beautiful...
Let’s face it... He’s a fairy!
We’ve all been wandering why Edward can’t read Bella’s mind...
But of course there’s nothing there to read!
FYI...Just because wewe suck does not make wewe a vampire.
wewe are the twilight of my life, the new moon on my horizon, the eclipse of my kwa being and the breaking dawn of every morning.
I’m just wondering why the Volturi haven’t been to hunt me down yet... I know WAY too much about vampires!
In the book, Edward had my heart, but in the movie Jacob has my eyes...
Oh no, a Twilight rehab’s been built inayofuata door! Don’t worry, it’s made of wood and should burn quickly... ;)
When I say ‘Bite me’ please consider it as an invitation!
wewe are never truly obsessed with Twilight until the siku comes when wewe see a silver Volvo and run after it screaming ‘Edward!’
Team Edward? Nope. Team Jacob? Nope. Team Jasper? Hale yes!
I say brunettes have zaidi fun... just ask Bella Swan!
Twilight is fate’s way of getting back at J.K Rowling for killing Fred Weasley off! Shame on you!
And so the human fell in upendo with the fictional werewolf....
Jacob Black should never wear a shati again, it would be public service to all the women of the world ;)
I can fall upstairs. Now that is what wewe call dedication.
The lion fell in the upendo with the lamb. The lion left. The mbwa mwitu fell in upendo with the lamb. Buffy slayed the lion. Happy ever after :)
Jacob Black gives a whole new meaning to the words ‘Hot Dog’.
Wanyonya damu are cold,
mtu-bweha are hot,
I’m coming for you, ready au not.
Off to kitanda to count Edward Cullens instead of sheep... Hmm... Maybe not the best idea to calm me down... I’ll count Jasper Hales then...
Wanted: Edward Cullen. Crime: Dazzling girls. Height: 6”2. Hair: Bronze, tousled. Eye colour: Dependent on thirst. Reward: Everything I own.
I had a van skidding towards me today because of the ice, and guess what, I don’t get no Edward!
My SAT/NAV / GP won’t tell me the way to Edward’s meadow :(
I’m so obsessed with Twilight that I decided to Google ‘The Cold One’ like in the movie!
I cut pages 73-381 out of New Moon. Jacob can go die.
Fairy-tales now officially include vampires.
If there was a battle between Edward and Cedric, and one of them died, would that be considered as suicide?
Edward Cullen puts Romeo to shame ;)
Until I read Twilight, I had never fully appreciated an mawingu, overcast day.
Jasper’s shopping orodha – 1) Blood. 2) Bella 3) zaidi Blood. “Not funny Jasper!”
I wonder what would happen if someone let it slip to Charlie on their wedding siku that Bella and Edward has been ‘sleeping’ together at his house for the past two years...
Hope wewe liked them guys, and they'll be zaidi in about two au three weeks, ok?
Don't forget to check out the other issues, which can be found in my 'favourites'.
Please rate and maoni to tell me your faves!
I'd also just like to say, no hating au argueing, they are NOT, I repeat, NOT all my personal opinions! I try to include a variety of Team Edward's, Team Jacob's, and other characters to suit everybody :)
Xxx AliceRoxx xxX
