MIKE
Oh.
My.
F***ing.
God.
They're actually getting kissing in the f***ing lunchroom. wewe have got to be kidding me. Great. Now Cullen feels the painful need to wrap, upangaji pamoja his arms around her and murmer sweet nothings in her ear.
Could this get any worse?
Damnit Mike! Why would wewe say that? It always actually gets worse when wewe say that.
Because now Bella is on his lap and they are very close. I'm talking you-can't-slip-a-f***ing-piece-of-paper-between-them close.
My future wife is kissing the freak. And I think I just saw him f***ing smirk. Motherf***er.
She could be with me and we would be so much happier.
Life sucks. But things just suddenly got better when I started picturing Bella in kitanda with me naked. Ahhhhh. Much Better.
What the f***? They wierdo's glaring at me. Freak.
JESSICA
Uh. Like, what does Edward Cullen see in her? She's so plain and like boring. Not to mention like a horrible taste in fashion. That sexy man could like do sooo much better than that. I bet he just feels sorry for her and is gonna dump her any siku now. I wouldn't be suprised if he came running to me begging for not seeing that we're destined for each other sooner.
And who the hell kisses in a freaking cafeteria? But I wouldn't mind Edward Cullen kissing me in a cafeteria. Not at all.
Bella is so ugly and boring. A personality of a brick. And clumsy. Bitch.
I'm looking at Edward Cullen and he seems very mad about something. I bet it's because he's with Bella.
Riiiiinnnnngggggg. Time to go to biology. I wish I was the one sitting inayofuata to Edward Cullen instead of Bella. He would be so much happier. And I see the way Mike looks at Bella. It's obvious he likes her. Because Bella swan is a bitchy man-stealer.
As I walk in to Mr. Banner's room I see Bella and Edward holding hands and making goo-goo eyes at eachother. Lame.
EDWARD
Lame.
Why does God hate me so much and curse me with the ability to read minds? The one mind I want to read, and I can't read. Of course.
Oh.
My.
F***ing.
God.
They're actually getting kissing in the f***ing lunchroom. wewe have got to be kidding me. Great. Now Cullen feels the painful need to wrap, upangaji pamoja his arms around her and murmer sweet nothings in her ear.
Could this get any worse?
Damnit Mike! Why would wewe say that? It always actually gets worse when wewe say that.
Because now Bella is on his lap and they are very close. I'm talking you-can't-slip-a-f***ing-piece-of-paper-between-them close.
My future wife is kissing the freak. And I think I just saw him f***ing smirk. Motherf***er.
She could be with me and we would be so much happier.
Life sucks. But things just suddenly got better when I started picturing Bella in kitanda with me naked. Ahhhhh. Much Better.
What the f***? They wierdo's glaring at me. Freak.
JESSICA
Uh. Like, what does Edward Cullen see in her? She's so plain and like boring. Not to mention like a horrible taste in fashion. That sexy man could like do sooo much better than that. I bet he just feels sorry for her and is gonna dump her any siku now. I wouldn't be suprised if he came running to me begging for not seeing that we're destined for each other sooner.
And who the hell kisses in a freaking cafeteria? But I wouldn't mind Edward Cullen kissing me in a cafeteria. Not at all.
Bella is so ugly and boring. A personality of a brick. And clumsy. Bitch.
I'm looking at Edward Cullen and he seems very mad about something. I bet it's because he's with Bella.
Riiiiinnnnngggggg. Time to go to biology. I wish I was the one sitting inayofuata to Edward Cullen instead of Bella. He would be so much happier. And I see the way Mike looks at Bella. It's obvious he likes her. Because Bella swan is a bitchy man-stealer.
As I walk in to Mr. Banner's room I see Bella and Edward holding hands and making goo-goo eyes at eachother. Lame.
EDWARD
Lame.
Why does God hate me so much and curse me with the ability to read minds? The one mind I want to read, and I can't read. Of course.
He ran towards me in a human speed.When he got to me he raped is arms around me.He lifted me for the ground.He me kissed and I kissed him back. everyone around us gasped with excitement.
"Its been so long."He alisema with a kiss.
"Happy birthday.Sorry I didn't get wewe anything"I said.
"Thank you.If have just got everything I have always wanted."He said.I just smiled at him.He put his mouth never my ear.
"Meet me in the muziki room in 5 minutes.Please."He whispered in my ear.I nodded.
He walked away from me to go to the muziki room.I shot all of the chakula in the bin then made my way to the muziki room. When I finally found the muziki room.He was sat on the kinanda stool.
"I rote this for you.Its called Bella's lullaby."He alisema then started to play.
"Its beautiful"I said.If I could cry I would of been.
"I upendo you" He alisema and kissed me
"I upendo wewe too"I alisema and kissed him back.
"Its been so long."He alisema with a kiss.
"Happy birthday.Sorry I didn't get wewe anything"I said.
"Thank you.If have just got everything I have always wanted."He said.I just smiled at him.He put his mouth never my ear.
"Meet me in the muziki room in 5 minutes.Please."He whispered in my ear.I nodded.
He walked away from me to go to the muziki room.I shot all of the chakula in the bin then made my way to the muziki room. When I finally found the muziki room.He was sat on the kinanda stool.
"I rote this for you.Its called Bella's lullaby."He alisema then started to play.
"Its beautiful"I said.If I could cry I would of been.
"I upendo you" He alisema and kissed me
"I upendo wewe too"I alisema and kissed him back.
Stewart had some apprehensions about shooting that scene. She didn't want the scenario of two teens, one being a vampire who happens to be many years older than his facade of 17, deciding to marry one another to look silly au unbelievable.
"Well, to decide you're gonna marry someone at 18 is a pretty hefty decision," she told MTV News from the red carpet of the premiere of her new movie, "The Yellow Handkerchief." "And I didn't want to look stupid. I didn't want it to look like kids getting married. wewe know what I mean?"
Stewart alisema she had to find an emotional space that allowed her to make a teenage engagement seem plausible. "I wanted to be, like, 'Oh! Wow! I would say yes too!' wewe know what I mean? So I don't know how wewe do that. wewe try to do it for real, and it felt good. I hope it turned out alright."
"Well, to decide you're gonna marry someone at 18 is a pretty hefty decision," she told MTV News from the red carpet of the premiere of her new movie, "The Yellow Handkerchief." "And I didn't want to look stupid. I didn't want it to look like kids getting married. wewe know what I mean?"
Stewart alisema she had to find an emotional space that allowed her to make a teenage engagement seem plausible. "I wanted to be, like, 'Oh! Wow! I would say yes too!' wewe know what I mean? So I don't know how wewe do that. wewe try to do it for real, and it felt good. I hope it turned out alright."