1. wewe consider yourself a crazy Twilight Addict & your pretty dang proud of it.
2. wewe can repeat nukuu from the book kwa heart.
3. You've made Twilight Saga related shabiki art and/or shabiki fiction stories.
4. wewe are currently debating with your Marafiki about who's Team wewe are on.
5. wewe never mess with the homeless. :D
6. Every time wewe hear thunder, wewe wonder if some place, somewhere, Wanyonya damu are playing baseball.
7. wewe have frequent dreams about anything Twilight related.
8. wewe tried to enroll in the Forks High School because wewe were totally siked about being a Sparta. But sadly, your enrollments never got entered. : (
9. Sometimes, wewe act our scenes from the vitabu and make your family/friends watch!
10. One, many au all of your walls are PLASTERED with Twilight related posters.
11. wewe would be glad to assist any of the Cullens, Volterra, Nomads, mbwa mwitu Pack in any way they need be; Even if the Volterra needs a pretty new toy to play with.
12. There's no doubt about it; wewe would let Carlisle au any of the Cullens, Volterra au Nomads change wewe into a vampire if possible.
13. wewe want Jacob, Embry, Quil au any member of the mbwa mwitu Pack to imprint on you.
14. wewe walk around mumbling the nukuu from the vitabu because everyone is sick of hearing them!
15. wewe can make a Twilight reference out about anything. :)
16. wewe want to get married on August 13.
17. Your ring will HAVE to be an exact replica of the ring Edward gave Bella in Eclipse.
18. Even if your conversations aren't verging on Twilight related things at all, wewe just can't help but to add something knowledgeable about the Saga.
19. You've named your mbwa after Jacob and his mbwa mwitu Pack members.
20. When wewe have kids, you'll name them after the Cullens, the mbwa mwitu Pack, the Volterra au maybe even some of the Nomads!
21. You've considered pouring glitter on your boyfriend so he'd sparkle like Edward.
22. You've also considered (if wewe upendo Jake) to make your boyfriend sleep with the mbwa for a while so he'll have that glorious dog smell.
23. You've considered going to a mental institution to find someone who is somewhat like Jasper so wewe can cut yourself in from of him and see what happens.
24. Fictional characters dazzle wewe frequently.
25. wewe LIVE kwa the Switzerland quote in Eclipse.
26. You've considered buying a kondoo, mwana-kondoo & lion and see how things go...
27. wewe sometimes stay up at night waiting for Edward.
28. You've developed a strange habit of biting other people. 0.o
29. Your not willing to bet against Jane, in fears of her paralyzing you.
20. But, you'd gladly bet against Alice, never Edward though. (Hehe)
21. When wewe see shiny, silver Volvos, wewe scream like a shabiki girl.
22. You've jumped in front of a moving van just to see if Edward would save you. (Sadly, I would think wewe wouldn't be with us any longer, but at least someone was nice enough to save you.:)
23. Whenever wewe hear Mbwa mwitu loups howling, wewe wanna go jump out of your skin and jiunge them.
24. wewe wake yourself up at night kwa screaming because your having a terrible nightmare.
25. wewe get freaked out when people stare at you, thank Edward Cullen for that.
26. wewe try making people drink honey to have a velvet-like voice like Edward.
27. Sometimes wewe hear voices in your head...
28. wewe threw New Moon at the ukuta when Edward left.
29. And then threw it back at the same ukuta when Jake kissed Bella.
30. Or... wewe jumped up & down when Edward left and hugged the book to your chest.
31. And... Then... wewe threw the book at the ukuta when Edward came back.
32. wewe didn't want Victoria to die, she was kinda cool.
33. wewe NEVER let your Marafiki drive drunk.
34. wewe also NEVER forget to give your Marafiki that measly fifty cent box of candy.
35. wewe bought (or received as a present) a yellow Porsche like Alice's au a shiny, silver Volvo like Edward.
36. If Edward dies, your heading off to the Volterra.
37. wewe wouldn't mind hanging around the humans, but who would want to do that when you've got vamps & wolfes walking around?
38. Your epiphany, like Bella's, is stating the obvious.
39. wewe wouldn't mind Alice planning your wedding, picking our your clothes, doing your toenails au taking wewe on shopping sprees any siku of the week.
40. wewe would gladly get chakula in Rosalie's hair.
41. wewe want to play baseball with the Cullens and wouldn't mind being on Emmett’s, Alice's & Edwards team, any time!
42. If Bella won't marry Edward, wewe will.
43. wewe would have NEVER punched Jacob in the face!
44. Cuddling with a pushing, obnoxious, moronic dog seems like a good idea to you.
45. wewe would gladly be affected kwa the territorial disputes between mythical creatures.
46. Jacob's being half naked bothers you... A LOT! (Haha:)
47. Seducing a vampire au werewolf seems like a pretty good idea to you.
48. Any member of the mbwa mwitu Pack, Cullen family, Volterra au Nomads are free to kidnap wewe whenever they please!
49. wewe feel like nobody understands wewe because nobody listens to wewe any zaidi because they're sick of hearing about Twilight!
50. The other siku when wewe adopted that stray dog, wewe could have SWORN it was Jacob. Sadly, it wasn't, but wewe named him after Jake anyways.
51. wewe own numerous amounts of Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse merchandise.
52. wewe either like your men cold, dead & sparkling au hot, obnoxiously cute & furry; There are no in betweens and no substitutes!
53. Your pretty much a pro at weird.
54. wewe tell people to wait a sekunde so wewe can restart your moyo very frequently.
55. Your good at kusoma minds.
56. Your totally oblivious to those who upendo wewe dearly.
57. wewe wonder frequently where the hell your Edward Cullen au Jacob Black is.
58. wewe consider yourself part of the Cullen family because Esme alisema so!
59. Or, wewe consider yourself part of the mbwa mwitu Pack because it was just implied kwa Emily.
60. wewe have red contacts because the Volterra's eyes are red au wewe have dhahabu contacts because the Cullens eyes are gold.
61. wewe hiss at unwanted neighbors, often.
62. Your Marafiki pretend to be listening to you, but are really ignoring wewe because all wewe can talk about is Twilight!
63. You've researched, studied and engaged in many mind kusoma and mind controlling processes.
64. If wewe kusoma a different book besides Twilight (doesn't matter what genre it is) sometimes wewe yell at the characters saying; "Edward wouldn't have broke your heart!" au "Jake would have NEVER done that!" au "Carlisle would have saved him." au "Emmett could have picked that up!" au "Rosalie could have socked it to him!" au "Bella wouldn't have been able to do that." au "Jasper could have made him calm down." au "Esme would have been a better mother." Something that has to involve a Twilight scene au character.
65. You've considered (or have) filed your I teeth to look like vampire teeth.
66. If wewe go zaidi than two to five dakika without talking about Twilight, wewe get all nervous, sweating and start panicking.
67. wewe have cliffed dived.
68. wewe have made one of your guy Marafiki build a motorcycle (or bought one) just so wewe could be reckless and stupid, trying to conjure up Edward to talk to you.
69. There's no doubt about it, if Carlisle felt like biting some neck, wewe would offer up yours.
70. wewe get frustrated at Stephanie Meyers for now telling wewe that you'll never find a man like Edward.
71. wewe would upendo to go grizzly kubeba hunting with Emmett.
72. Esme Island doesn't sound like such a bad place, even if there are rancid chickens running around.
73. wewe would have stabbed Tyler in the leg if he wouldn't have laid off Bella for almost running her over.
74. One and au all of your family members knows pretty much every little detail about the Twilight Saga, not because he/she has the read the series au watched the movies, but because wewe have clued them in on EVERYTHING, even if they didn't want to hear it.
75. wewe wear an opal ring on your pointer finger because Bella wears one in the movies.
76. When wewe smell wet dog, wewe tend to look around in case Jacob au one of his mbwa mwitu Pack members is behind you.
77. wewe don't really want to meet Sam, just in case he gets mad at wewe and rips your face off like Emily's.
78. wewe sometimes wish Carlisle hadn't saved Rosalie, she had what was coming to her.
79. Since your an avid lover of Jacob, wewe call Renesmee kwa her nickname, Nessie because Jake does & it seems to fit her.
80. Your praying to have a red headed little girl and wewe plan on naming her Renesmee.
81. wewe wouldn't mind cutting off all your hair, wearing shorts all the time, having to share a mind with 7 guys, never aging and being physically hot all the time.
82. Or, wewe wouldn't mind never eating again, always being ice cold, having to hunt regularly, being pale white, having golden eyes & being undead.
83. wewe would (or strictly wouldn't) jiunge the Volterra.
84. wewe wish the foreign Wanyonya damu could have stayed longer; They were cool.
85. wewe really wanted Bree to live.
86. wewe thought Riley was kinda hot, until he went total vamp crazy.
87. wewe would pal around with Alice, just so that she could tell wewe how your siku will go.
88. Jasper wouldn't be such a bad catch; He could put wewe in the mood at any time. :)
89. Charlie didn't seem so bad; He never hovered, didn't really give a care & was actually kind hot, in a creepy dad sorta way.
90. If Bella wasn't going to marry Edward, wewe would have!
91. wewe consider yourself a different Team than Edward au Jacob, au wewe have strict rules to your Team Edward au Team Jacob fantasies.
92. There's two au zaidi punctured bite wounds somewhere on your body.
93. Mike didn't seem like such a bad catch, that is if there weren't things called Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Carlisle Cullen, Emmett Cullen & Jasper Hale.
94. wewe didn't really care for Angela’s mood of 'Let her do her own thing, she's just Bella'. wewe thought it was quite disrespectful, seeing as what Bella was going through and all.
95. wewe have fantasies about members of the Cullens, Volterra, Nomads au mbwa mwitu Packs almost every day.
96. wewe never leave house without your Twilight, New Moon & Eclipse soundtracks programmed into your iPod; They are the best muziki ever!
97. When your having a Twilight withdrawal wewe read the books, watch the movies, listen to the soundtrack, go onto Twilight related websites & write zaidi shabiki fiction about the characters.
There's no better way of saying this, if any au all of these things pertain to you, your suffering from the ever so maarufu Twilight Obsession. I would dearly recommend seeing a doctor au therapist if your obsession is getting in the way of getting school necessities done, spending time with the fam & Marafiki au merely keeping wewe from functioning correctly! But, I am greatly glad wewe are a Twilight Obsessed person, there's no other obsession that is better! :)
2. wewe can repeat nukuu from the book kwa heart.
3. You've made Twilight Saga related shabiki art and/or shabiki fiction stories.
4. wewe are currently debating with your Marafiki about who's Team wewe are on.
5. wewe never mess with the homeless. :D
6. Every time wewe hear thunder, wewe wonder if some place, somewhere, Wanyonya damu are playing baseball.
7. wewe have frequent dreams about anything Twilight related.
8. wewe tried to enroll in the Forks High School because wewe were totally siked about being a Sparta. But sadly, your enrollments never got entered. : (
9. Sometimes, wewe act our scenes from the vitabu and make your family/friends watch!
10. One, many au all of your walls are PLASTERED with Twilight related posters.
11. wewe would be glad to assist any of the Cullens, Volterra, Nomads, mbwa mwitu Pack in any way they need be; Even if the Volterra needs a pretty new toy to play with.
12. There's no doubt about it; wewe would let Carlisle au any of the Cullens, Volterra au Nomads change wewe into a vampire if possible.
13. wewe want Jacob, Embry, Quil au any member of the mbwa mwitu Pack to imprint on you.
14. wewe walk around mumbling the nukuu from the vitabu because everyone is sick of hearing them!
15. wewe can make a Twilight reference out about anything. :)
16. wewe want to get married on August 13.
17. Your ring will HAVE to be an exact replica of the ring Edward gave Bella in Eclipse.
18. Even if your conversations aren't verging on Twilight related things at all, wewe just can't help but to add something knowledgeable about the Saga.
19. You've named your mbwa after Jacob and his mbwa mwitu Pack members.
20. When wewe have kids, you'll name them after the Cullens, the mbwa mwitu Pack, the Volterra au maybe even some of the Nomads!
21. You've considered pouring glitter on your boyfriend so he'd sparkle like Edward.
22. You've also considered (if wewe upendo Jake) to make your boyfriend sleep with the mbwa for a while so he'll have that glorious dog smell.
23. You've considered going to a mental institution to find someone who is somewhat like Jasper so wewe can cut yourself in from of him and see what happens.
24. Fictional characters dazzle wewe frequently.
25. wewe LIVE kwa the Switzerland quote in Eclipse.
26. You've considered buying a kondoo, mwana-kondoo & lion and see how things go...
27. wewe sometimes stay up at night waiting for Edward.
28. You've developed a strange habit of biting other people. 0.o
29. Your not willing to bet against Jane, in fears of her paralyzing you.
20. But, you'd gladly bet against Alice, never Edward though. (Hehe)
21. When wewe see shiny, silver Volvos, wewe scream like a shabiki girl.
22. You've jumped in front of a moving van just to see if Edward would save you. (Sadly, I would think wewe wouldn't be with us any longer, but at least someone was nice enough to save you.:)
23. Whenever wewe hear Mbwa mwitu loups howling, wewe wanna go jump out of your skin and jiunge them.
24. wewe wake yourself up at night kwa screaming because your having a terrible nightmare.
25. wewe get freaked out when people stare at you, thank Edward Cullen for that.
26. wewe try making people drink honey to have a velvet-like voice like Edward.
27. Sometimes wewe hear voices in your head...
28. wewe threw New Moon at the ukuta when Edward left.
29. And then threw it back at the same ukuta when Jake kissed Bella.
30. Or... wewe jumped up & down when Edward left and hugged the book to your chest.
31. And... Then... wewe threw the book at the ukuta when Edward came back.
32. wewe didn't want Victoria to die, she was kinda cool.
33. wewe NEVER let your Marafiki drive drunk.
34. wewe also NEVER forget to give your Marafiki that measly fifty cent box of candy.
35. wewe bought (or received as a present) a yellow Porsche like Alice's au a shiny, silver Volvo like Edward.
36. If Edward dies, your heading off to the Volterra.
37. wewe wouldn't mind hanging around the humans, but who would want to do that when you've got vamps & wolfes walking around?
38. Your epiphany, like Bella's, is stating the obvious.
39. wewe wouldn't mind Alice planning your wedding, picking our your clothes, doing your toenails au taking wewe on shopping sprees any siku of the week.
40. wewe would gladly get chakula in Rosalie's hair.
41. wewe want to play baseball with the Cullens and wouldn't mind being on Emmett’s, Alice's & Edwards team, any time!
42. If Bella won't marry Edward, wewe will.
43. wewe would have NEVER punched Jacob in the face!
44. Cuddling with a pushing, obnoxious, moronic dog seems like a good idea to you.
45. wewe would gladly be affected kwa the territorial disputes between mythical creatures.
46. Jacob's being half naked bothers you... A LOT! (Haha:)
47. Seducing a vampire au werewolf seems like a pretty good idea to you.
48. Any member of the mbwa mwitu Pack, Cullen family, Volterra au Nomads are free to kidnap wewe whenever they please!
49. wewe feel like nobody understands wewe because nobody listens to wewe any zaidi because they're sick of hearing about Twilight!
50. The other siku when wewe adopted that stray dog, wewe could have SWORN it was Jacob. Sadly, it wasn't, but wewe named him after Jake anyways.
51. wewe own numerous amounts of Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse merchandise.
52. wewe either like your men cold, dead & sparkling au hot, obnoxiously cute & furry; There are no in betweens and no substitutes!
53. Your pretty much a pro at weird.
54. wewe tell people to wait a sekunde so wewe can restart your moyo very frequently.
55. Your good at kusoma minds.
56. Your totally oblivious to those who upendo wewe dearly.
57. wewe wonder frequently where the hell your Edward Cullen au Jacob Black is.
58. wewe consider yourself part of the Cullen family because Esme alisema so!
59. Or, wewe consider yourself part of the mbwa mwitu Pack because it was just implied kwa Emily.
60. wewe have red contacts because the Volterra's eyes are red au wewe have dhahabu contacts because the Cullens eyes are gold.
61. wewe hiss at unwanted neighbors, often.
62. Your Marafiki pretend to be listening to you, but are really ignoring wewe because all wewe can talk about is Twilight!
63. You've researched, studied and engaged in many mind kusoma and mind controlling processes.
64. If wewe kusoma a different book besides Twilight (doesn't matter what genre it is) sometimes wewe yell at the characters saying; "Edward wouldn't have broke your heart!" au "Jake would have NEVER done that!" au "Carlisle would have saved him." au "Emmett could have picked that up!" au "Rosalie could have socked it to him!" au "Bella wouldn't have been able to do that." au "Jasper could have made him calm down." au "Esme would have been a better mother." Something that has to involve a Twilight scene au character.
65. You've considered (or have) filed your I teeth to look like vampire teeth.
66. If wewe go zaidi than two to five dakika without talking about Twilight, wewe get all nervous, sweating and start panicking.
67. wewe have cliffed dived.
68. wewe have made one of your guy Marafiki build a motorcycle (or bought one) just so wewe could be reckless and stupid, trying to conjure up Edward to talk to you.
69. There's no doubt about it, if Carlisle felt like biting some neck, wewe would offer up yours.
70. wewe get frustrated at Stephanie Meyers for now telling wewe that you'll never find a man like Edward.
71. wewe would upendo to go grizzly kubeba hunting with Emmett.
72. Esme Island doesn't sound like such a bad place, even if there are rancid chickens running around.
73. wewe would have stabbed Tyler in the leg if he wouldn't have laid off Bella for almost running her over.
74. One and au all of your family members knows pretty much every little detail about the Twilight Saga, not because he/she has the read the series au watched the movies, but because wewe have clued them in on EVERYTHING, even if they didn't want to hear it.
75. wewe wear an opal ring on your pointer finger because Bella wears one in the movies.
76. When wewe smell wet dog, wewe tend to look around in case Jacob au one of his mbwa mwitu Pack members is behind you.
77. wewe don't really want to meet Sam, just in case he gets mad at wewe and rips your face off like Emily's.
78. wewe sometimes wish Carlisle hadn't saved Rosalie, she had what was coming to her.
79. Since your an avid lover of Jacob, wewe call Renesmee kwa her nickname, Nessie because Jake does & it seems to fit her.
80. Your praying to have a red headed little girl and wewe plan on naming her Renesmee.
81. wewe wouldn't mind cutting off all your hair, wearing shorts all the time, having to share a mind with 7 guys, never aging and being physically hot all the time.
82. Or, wewe wouldn't mind never eating again, always being ice cold, having to hunt regularly, being pale white, having golden eyes & being undead.
83. wewe would (or strictly wouldn't) jiunge the Volterra.
84. wewe wish the foreign Wanyonya damu could have stayed longer; They were cool.
85. wewe really wanted Bree to live.
86. wewe thought Riley was kinda hot, until he went total vamp crazy.
87. wewe would pal around with Alice, just so that she could tell wewe how your siku will go.
88. Jasper wouldn't be such a bad catch; He could put wewe in the mood at any time. :)
89. Charlie didn't seem so bad; He never hovered, didn't really give a care & was actually kind hot, in a creepy dad sorta way.
90. If Bella wasn't going to marry Edward, wewe would have!
91. wewe consider yourself a different Team than Edward au Jacob, au wewe have strict rules to your Team Edward au Team Jacob fantasies.
92. There's two au zaidi punctured bite wounds somewhere on your body.
93. Mike didn't seem like such a bad catch, that is if there weren't things called Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Carlisle Cullen, Emmett Cullen & Jasper Hale.
94. wewe didn't really care for Angela’s mood of 'Let her do her own thing, she's just Bella'. wewe thought it was quite disrespectful, seeing as what Bella was going through and all.
95. wewe have fantasies about members of the Cullens, Volterra, Nomads au mbwa mwitu Packs almost every day.
96. wewe never leave house without your Twilight, New Moon & Eclipse soundtracks programmed into your iPod; They are the best muziki ever!
97. When your having a Twilight withdrawal wewe read the books, watch the movies, listen to the soundtrack, go onto Twilight related websites & write zaidi shabiki fiction about the characters.
There's no better way of saying this, if any au all of these things pertain to you, your suffering from the ever so maarufu Twilight Obsession. I would dearly recommend seeing a doctor au therapist if your obsession is getting in the way of getting school necessities done, spending time with the fam & Marafiki au merely keeping wewe from functioning correctly! But, I am greatly glad wewe are a Twilight Obsessed person, there's no other obsession that is better! :)