My light koti, jacket swayed in the wind as we got our ‘asses’ out to her car. Rosalie had a weird look on her face as we stepped into the vehicle. “Alice, wewe have a DJ for the wedding.” Alice looked puzzled, “What do wewe mean, Rosalie?” “DJ Jake is crashing your wedding Bells, hoping to get a job as DJ.” I grinned, “Cool.” Rosalie nodded, “Very.” We rode off down the road toward Lester’s small town bride gowns. And they were small. And old fashioned. Alice’s begged me to try on a big poofy kanzu, gown that made my boobs look lumpy and silicone. I didn’t like it all but Alice’s thought it was absolutely adorable. I thought I was going to puke. Alice sighed and sent Rosalie back to help me out of the dress. Alice was already raiding the racks and picking out short newer testament style dresses. I saw one with purple lace trimmed around the juu with a nice enough cleavage shock. It was cute but Alice quickly hung it back up-probably to piss me off. I moved swiftly toward her and punched her shoulder lightly enough to not harm me au anything that could make me au her mad. She smirked at my annoyed expression with a feeling of victory as I realized she tout it looked slutty. I rolled my eyes and started walking out the door quickly with Rosalie and Alice on my heels. “Wait!” Alice screeched. “Bella, wait!” I rolled my eyes and smiled breaking into a run down the alley way. Alice was now arguing with the owner about why she was leaving so soon. “BECAUSE!!” I heard Ali shout as I ran down the alley further. As I got to the end of the alley I caught a glimpse of some unruly drunk men dancing and throwing empty bia bottles across the “Camperendo’s” restaurant. I cringed and started walking back towards Ali. It was only 2:30 p.m. and they were drunk. A fake blonde dude with a hoodie and chopped jeans caught my sight and started stumbling towards me. I pulled my kofia up and started walking back to Ali. He stumbled closer to me as I stepped up my step into a jog. A steady jog until he upped his pace to a nice stumbly run. His arms pumped, “Hey!! Sexy woman, its Steven…I thought wewe might wanna get fucked tonight.” I ran faster as I saw a rock in my path and couldn’t stop. I fell on my face and felt my punda being squeezed. I gasped and heard Alice’s petite footsteps running. I screamed, “ALICE!!! ROSALIE!!!!!” Alice ran down the alley toward me and pushed ‘Steven’ back. Alice pulled me up and pushed me softly toward Rose. I clung to Rose like a scared child as she pulled me back to the convertible. She rubbed my back like a mother and tried to calm me. Alice walked back and jumped in the car, “Well, that perv is taken care of.” I smiled through the tears. She hugged me, “Bell, you’re fine.” I nodded. “Yeah, guess so if I have wewe two.” We went into a huge group hug before turning to get to Tree’s bridal gownery. Alice jumped out her hands on mine dragging me into the shop. She had a stack of piles before Rose and I could find her. She had a small yellow powdered dress with white splotches. She held a regular white kanzu, gown that looked no different than the rest; but when wewe turned it over on the back their was green laced up where wewe tie. It was absolutely adorable that she saw me eyeing. “Oh, Swan, wewe really like this huh?” I nodded my eyes glassy. “God, Bells, you’re possessed.” Rosalie smirked. I rolled my eyes and snatched the dress from Alice. I walked over to the changing room and went into changer 5. “Why 5?” Alice asked. “I don’t know.” I alisema and pulled Rosalie inside. She untied the dress and laid it on the bench. I took off my clothes, leaving only my panty and bra set on. Rosalie slid the dress over my head and tied up the lace in the back.
Skipping through the store I found a big punda rack with about nineteen dresses. I had ten dresses before leaving it. They were the only practical ones and Bella wouldn’t spit on me for it. I headed over to where Rosie and Belly were and dropped the dresses on the chair outside. I could hear Bella giggling and saying how she just LOVED the dress. Rosalie chuckled and drug Bella outside to see me. “Well, Bells.” I said. “Do wewe like it?” She nodded smugly, “I think it fits me perfectly.” I nodded-it really did work with her body. “You want?” She breathed in hopefully, “Really?” “If it’s what wewe want.” She nodded, “Oh, yes! Thank you, Ali! Best sister ever!” Rosalie’s mouth dropped open and tapped Bella’s shoulder, “Bella!” Bella turned-her face bright red and suddenly pulled Rose in a hug, “Sorry?” It was zaidi of a swali than a statement. Rosalie chuckled, “It’s cool, sis.” Bella sucked in a huge sigh of relief as soon as her phone beeped. Their was a recording in her kasha pokezi from Edward.
The recording was like this:
“Bull Shit, Emmett!” Edward screamed. “Oh really, than why the hell am I your stupid punda best man.” “Edward! I thought wewe alisema I was your best shitty man!” “You were, jackass.” “Then what the hell is Emmett babbling about?” “Shut up, skinny bitch.” “I’m not a girl!” “So, bitchy bitch?” “Fat ass.” “Oh god just shut the hell up for shitty help!” “Shit hole.” “You’re a shit hole, Jasper.” “Hey, Mr. Married.” “Hey, Mr. Man Whore.” “I can’t believe shitty Bella fell for you.” “Shut up, Jasper Whore.” “It’s Jasper shitty Hale.” “Shitty Hale better shitty shut up.” “Asshole.” “Bitch!”
It went with cussing and name calling for another ten dakika until Bella clicked it off. There was still nineteen dakika left in the recording. I sighed and turned to Bella, “Well, that was refreshing.” Bella nodded, “But why would he record it?” “Maybe he was sitting on it and it pressed record and then he hit send.” I said. “And you’re his first inayopendelewa so he would’ve sent it to you.” Bella nodded, “True. But what do we do now?” “Beach it?” Rosalie smiled, “Yeah, let’s take a little trip if the guys are fighting.” “Which beach?” “Myrtle.” Bella said. “California.” “Ocean City.” After an saa of discussing it we finally rested on Ocean City since it was the farthest away.”
“Please, I am so thirsty!” Bella pleaded from the back seat. I finally gave in and stopped at Sheetz. She jumped out of the car and ran inside. “Beaching it? Ali, its sun!” “Exactly.” “Alice?” “I found a ‘home’ remedy.” She alisema clearly proud of herself. “What nyumbani remedy.” She opened her hands revealing two crests on ribbons. “I found them at the Jeweler’s in Port Angeles.” She said. “And I wore it hunting. I went up the mountain and stepped in the sun waiting for glitter. It didn’t come and as soon as I took off the mkufu and tossed it in the grass-I glittered.” My mouth gaped open. “So then, I bought the whole set.” “How many were in the set?” “Twelve.” “Why’d wewe only bring two?” “In case it got sunny.” I sucked in air with amazement. “Amazing.” She nodded and tossed me the ring one. I slid it on my pinkie. It actually looked really pretty. It was a crest with yellow and green colored into the carving lines. It was shaped as a pair of teeth. Vampire teeth. I suddenly realized. Bella skipped out with an machungwa, chungwa crush, a brisk tea, a soft sprite from the fountain, and a Snicker’s bar. “What the shit, Bells?” She sheepishly looked down at the things she had bought, “So we don’t have to stop for a while.” I nodded and laughed. She jumped into the car and away we went.
~~Hope wewe liked it I know it was short~~