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I'm currently chained to my computer, typing like crazy to get Chapter 19 finished! hehe!!

The inayofuata morning I had my first morning sickness.
About noon, when I was feeling a little better, we checked in with Grandpa. He was expecting us. "What took so long?" he wondered. "Morning sickness," I groaned. I couldn't get the taste out of my mouth. He frowned. "Really? I would have thought you'd skip right over that..." He took my measurments for today and took an ultrasound. "You are about the size of an ordinary, healthy seven-months-pregnant woman, and the twins are healthy and developing perfectly....

I have come to a logical conclusion from some data I reviewed. Edward is not in fact Edward, but a female Edwina.

1.    Meyer claims “his” ability to knock up Bella is because they are like the incubi. Incubi were pretty much sex demons who knocked up innocent women. Why could they do so? They could change into succubi, the female version of the incubi and would sleep with men to steal their sperm.

2.    “He” wears lipstick. Wanyonya damu are dead. They do not have blood flow. And yet “his” lips are darker than Bella’s.

3.    “He”...

this a fanfiction bout seth hope wewe like it

(seths pov)
chapter one
i was out for my usuall run, in my mbwa mwitu form i thought mabey later i would go see edward but first i was gonna do my job and be on patrol no vamp scent other than the cullen i thought knowing they were listening as they rarely let me run patrol on my own as i was "to young" as they put it. i was running through the forrest when i heard a girl scream, i ran in the direction that i heard it and found a a kubeba attacking this girl. she must have been around my age, i didnt think i pounced on the kubeba and killed it. she was shaking...

DISCLAIMER:I dont own Twilight just my ideas and Edward*GET CHASED DOWN kwa THOUSANDS OF TWILIGHT FANS*ok fine just the ideas.(im only putting this on this chapter)

Prologue-Introductions

My name is Isabella (aka Bella) I’m 17 and I lived in Phoenix Arizona. I`m pretty plain except for one thing but I’ll get to that in a minute. I have brown hair and beautiful topaz eyes, well most of the time. Sometimes there black. I’m 5 foot 4 and very skinny. I upendo music, mostly classic like Debussy`s Clair De Lune. Like I alisema I’m pretty plain except one thing. I’m not human.

I was human 2 months...

This is a long one...

I stayed up most of the night, brainstorming ideas for the wedding, while Jacob slept. Aunt Alice came in the cottage when the sky was a light pink. I gasped, seeing her frame in the doorway, though there was nothing scary about a four foot eleven height. "Aunt Alice!" I said, one hand over my heart. I got off the bed, careful not to wake Jacob. "You nearly scared me to death! What do wewe need?" "I need YOU!" she said, grabbing my hand and dragging me out the door. "What for?" "To PLAN, silly!" she picked me up and ran at a dangerously fast speed across the forest and hopped...