They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking
I'm so white n nerdy

Think I'm just too white n nerdy
Think I'm just too white n nerdy
Can't wewe see I'm white n nerdy?
Look at me I'm white n nerdy!

I wanna roll with
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm too white n nerdy

Think I'm just too white n nerdy
Think I'm just too white n nerdy
I'm just too white n nerdy
Really really white n nerdy

First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills,I'm a champion at DND
MC Escher,that's my inayopendelewa MC
Keep your 40,I'll just have an Earl Grey tea

My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite...

Down in the workshop,all the elves are making toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in,nearly scared them half to death
Had a bunduki in is hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots,he was covered in ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he alisema with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry krisimasi to all,now you're all gonna die!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been getting the RAW deal
Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain

Well the workshop is gone now,he decided to...