Well, everyone, we finally reached the 200th article. Can wewe believe it. Over 199 makala and one whole mwaka later, and we have done so much to do with this series. So, what can I do for wewe guys to celebrate this 200th makala and one mwaka anniversary? Simple. I will review a movie. Yeah, crazy isn’t it. I have NEVER reviewed a movie before in this series, but, for wewe guys, I am going to make the first movie review for wewe guys. So, what film am I going to review for wewe guys? Well, how about Where the Dead Go to Die… Oooohh…. shit. So, before I review this movie, I need to tell you...

CANNIBAL WEREWOLF

Cannibalism. It's very rare these days, not very often, do we see the event of people eating other humans, for the for strong hunger, au simply cautiously, of what it's like. But one man, Davis Madden, is a Cannibal, and he takes pride in it. He is a very horrorible man, and is very hungry. But because Cannibalism is most likely illegal, he is usually on the run. However he eventually made a pack of cannibals, lead kwa him. Now they are searching around, looking for unfortunate victims. They found their way into a small village.

Joining the night, they all had knives and hatchets,...

Medli: Oh, damn, I've been trying to genetically create Link kwa using that blood sample. Maybe I need a seaman sample as well. Perhaps I can seduce him to- Wait, if I did that then why would I need to create this clone of his in the first place
Link: Hey, Medli
Medli: Link. You've returned. I knew you'd come back for-
Link: Yeah, whatever. Listen, I need to find some psychotic bird human hybrid, and wewe fit that position well, so, come on
Medli: Wait, what would my father think
Link: I already talked to him
(Flashback)
Link: And that's why I need your daughter
Postman King: But can't wewe just take...

Hello everyone, and today, we will be talking about the memes from the hit show, and one of my inayopendelewa shows, My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic.
Now, what can be alisema about this show. It's amazing. But, how did it get so many memes. Well, come along, lets find out, everypony....... I hope wewe all enjoyed me saying everypony, because I am never going to say it again.
So, the onyesha started in October 2010. MLP was created kwa Lauren Faust, mostly known for her other great works like Powerpuff Girls and Fosters nyumbani for Imaginary Friends, so, its no wonder why this onyesha is amazing. Of course, the...

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 4: Fat Pat

Song: link

Fat Pat: *Sitting on his throne*
Shirtless Shane: *Sitting inayofuata to him*
Fred: *Reading a book*
Bruce: *Searching for Mbwa mwitu loups on a laptop*
Fat Pat: Shane.
Shirtless Shane: Yes?
Fat Pat: How was our last shipment?
Shirtless Shane: Successful. Why sir?
Fat Pat: It was two days ago. Why haven't we been making anymore shipments?
Shirtless...

Everybody: *On their phones*

Jared: Uh, don't wewe guys want to talk au something?

Joshua: NO. PHONES ARE EVERYTHING JARED. >:)

Jared: Ok then.... o____O

Jared: Then, uh, anybody want to go outside? Play some Baseball? Anything that isn't related to pho-

Everyone: NO!

Jared: Alright then. Today is going to be FUN. -_____-

*A little while later*

Joshua: Oh no, my phones almost out of battery. Better charge it up! :D

Madison: Funny, I was going to say the same thing....

Mike: I do NOT like where this is going..... o_____O

*Everyone's phone dies out*

Mike: So Jared, how many power outlets do wewe have...

Hello, everyone, and today on Jojo-nuary, we are going to be taking a look at all of the villains of the Jojo universe. A hero is only as good as the villain that goes against them, and Jojo always manages to have good villains… most of the time. Jojo always manages to have very unique villains, all of them doing something zaidi than just take over the world……. Well, most of the time…. Some of the time…. At least three times. The point is, the way they try to achieve their goals makes them all very unique. So, to better onyesha my upendo for the villains of the series, how about I show...