Give ♥ this ♥ to ♥ the ♥ ♥ nicest ♥friends ♥ wewe ♥ know ♥ on ♥ fanpop ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

ngl gang that poppin’ oppenhussy with the sloppenheimer got me uigizaji nuclear if wewe know what I mean ilitumwa miezi 8 iliyopita

If Coca Cola and Pepsi are the two rich playboys that come around from time to time then Dr Pepper is the local strumpet who’s sucking them both off behind their backs ilitumwa miezi 10 iliyopita

We had a good thing, wewe son of a bitch. It was perfect! But no, wewe just had to blow it up! You, and your pride and your ego!
-The nicest character in New Mexico ilitumwa miezi 10 iliyopita

One of the hottest things your hubby can do is look wewe dead in the eye and go gluck gluck gluck gluck
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gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck- ilitumwa miezi 12 iliyopita

hujambo wewe mind if I crash my Liverpool into your liver’s pool? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Listen
Okay
Some people need to get thrown into a locker and bullied severely
That is all XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Happy New mwaka my friend ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hi friendo ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Ya know I was joking when I alisema Elon Musk was killing people with verification on Twitter and then he goes and charges people to be verified on Twitter
huh… I should stop joking they seem to become reality and I’m disappointed in this world for being as fucking stupid as I joke about it being ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita