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posted by kates-mate101
We arrived at school. Kate, and all my friends, including Mason who joined me, rubbing his shoulder. My sister headed off to her grade four class, while Liam, Adam, and myself along with kate headed to our portable. Isaiah, Mason, Zach and Rachel with Madison were all in different classes. Same with kevin. (Halleluia) We entered out classroom. Then my teacher, Mme Langan, gave us the daily speech on how we were late. "Seth, Liam, and Adam wewe are all late," "Save it for later Miss L." I replied abruptly. I took my seat. Before one of the kids Youssef could sit inayofuata to me, I pulled his chair away and invited Kate onto it. He started getting all upset. “Madamm!” he started with an odd Egyptian accent. “Set haz takken ma chair!” Mme Langan scowled at me. “Hey! It’s just for out new guest?” I covered. “And who might that be?” Mme asked me. Kate sat up. Reluctantly, Mme ignored Youssef.

It was recess. My entire group was playing hockey outside. I was goalie. I got on my knees. My friend Bradley had the ball and was passing it side to side. It was confusing me. I didn’t know where au when he was gonna shoot. Suddenly, Kate came out of nowhere and jumped on him. He fell to the ground, making a jokingly fake wailing sound as he did. "Dude! What the heck?" He asked, brushing himself off. He grabbed his stick, labeled, TORONTO maple LEAFS, and walked back to the middle. Kate flashed a smile at me. I laughed. "Brad, loosen up, don't be such a tool..." I smirked. Brad rolled his eyes and smiled. He went to the face off. Kate sat inayofuata to me. She attempted to give me a kiss a few times, except my Marafiki didn't know I was dating a mbwa mwitu so I turned to her and shook my head. SHe looked hurt everytime, but she kept trying. I made it a point to apologize and make up for it tonight. Mondays, My mom worked late.

Science class. My inayopendelewa class of all. Why? Because we had the best teacher of all... Mr. Robin was funny, sick minded, and was a video game junkie. Just like me. "Who's our new girl?" Mr. Robin asked. "It's Seth's new girlfriend! Ha!" Came a high pitched voice on the other end. "SHut the fuck up chode face!" I yelled over. "Or I'll shove your chode up your chode nose!" Everyone started laughing. Even Mr. Robin laughed a bit. "Well, Seth, wewe better ask her to shave her legs, cause they are DAMN hairy..." I laughed, cause I knew he didn't mean it... But Kate looked at the floor, almost sad... I put my hand on her shoulder. "He doesn't mean it..." I whispered. "Watch... He'll say something to make it better in, three, Two, one..." "Well, wewe obviously don't know me, because wewe look like you're about to cry." Mr Robin smiled. "I make fun of everyone, and If i don't make fun of wewe in a span of one week, it's cause' I don't like you." Kate's expression lightened up. "Thanks!" SHe chirped. Mr. Robin raised one brow upon hearing her talk, but made no zaidi mention of it. "So! On the account of your March break party being canceled, due to a certain principal, I'm making another arrangement for today!" THere were cheers of agreement and joy coming from around the class. "First, Youssef," Mr R started. "Last week, wewe had trouble with this word." He wrote compass on the board. Youssef always knew what it meant. Obviously, he was trying to pull a joke. "Sound it out." Mr Robin asked. "Uh..." Youssef started. "Uhhh! A great way to start a word!" Mr Robin laughed. A couple of the people in my class laughed. "Uh, Cumm... Piss..." He sounded it out. Everyone started laughing hysterically. Even Kate got it. I snickered, and then began laughing as well. "What!? I don't get it?" He repeated. "Wait... CUmm, Piss..." He alisema again. Everyone laughed again. "Ohhh! I get it!" Then, he started to laugh.

The rest of the period went well. Except for the occasional Daniel out burst. He should know better... I've broken his jaw countless times... Although, Mr Robin was getting tired too. "Daniel, one more, and I'm calling Seth AND wewe in the middle here..." "ME TOO?" Youssef out bursted. Mr R. just scowled at him. "But, Seth is just so..." "Ah too late... Does anyone want to see a fight?" Mr R. asked. "Yeah!" Cheered my class. (Just saying, that Mr R actually DOES allow fights... He's so laid back... I usually win them...) "Daniel, Seth, come to the middle. Daniel shakily, walked to the middle. I hopped my dawati eagerly. Kate got up on my chair, intent on seeing what was happening. "Seth? What are wewe doing?" She asked me. "I'm gonna kick this guy's ass! That's what I'm doing!" Daniel didn't say anything. He raised his fists. "Oh! I gotta get some snacks!" Liam exclaimed. Him, Bradley, and Kaleeb ran off to Mr R's portable. They were having a party and they had so much chakula it wasn't funny. I didn't raise my fists. Daniel ran at me and punched. I grabbed his arm, and elbowed the joint. He cried in pain. He fell to his knees, and I approached him. I put my foot on his chest and pushed back. He looked at me. "Fuck! wewe mother fucker!" He cursed. I replied, kwa stomping his leg. He cried out again. (THis fight was too violent for Mr R... Just saying that it happened, in lunch saa when no teacher's were around...)

Our class continued the lesson, while Brad, Kaleeb and Liam and I continued joking around. They brought a bunch of mini wienies from the other class... THey handed two to everyone including me. Well, themselves at least... And me... I alisema to them, "Watch this..." THey followed me intently as I approached Youssef. "Hey, Youssef..." He turned up to me. "Vut?" He asked. I almost laughed before I did the joke. I handed him one of the wienies. "Here. Have a mini wiener..." I said. "Vut for?" He replied. "Because wewe have one." I replied back. Everyone began laughing. Even Mr R. paused the lesson and cupped his right hand over his face and started laughing. (If wewe don't get the joke, ask me about it...)

School was almost over. Daniel, however, felt confident that he could beat me. "Hey Seth!" I turned around. "What do wewe want." I replied. Kate nosed my leg. "Calm..." She replied. I nodded. "Your mom's so poor, I saw her kicking a cardboard box down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she replied, moving." He just insulted me and my family. I cracked my knuckle. Kate stood up on her hind legs and held me back. "Stop..." She whispered. "Just, dis him back..." I nodded. "Oh yeah? Well Yo momma so fat, the only thing stopping her from world domination is the door." I replied. Liam, and Brad laughed. Kaleeb had already left. "Yo momma so greasy, her freckles slipped off!" That was just terrible... I thought. "Right! And You're so ugly, when your mom dropped wewe off at school this morning, she got charged for littering!" Everyone around me burst out laughing. Daniel just walked away grunting as he did. Kate, Liam, and I headed to our bus. A good siku at school.
Please maoni if my jokes made wewe laugh. All of which happened here, happened at school. (Just without Kate)
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Marvel productions.
Alpha and omega kuvuka, msalaba over the punisher

Death has a new name....his name is now the Punisher.
It's been years since my family got killed kwa a mob family. They thought i was dead. But they were wrong! Humphreys dead. Now they call me... The Punisher. i nevered smiled since they died. But if I did. This could be it.
Humphrey was in a room at the prison island. He was arrested 3 weeks ago. The two cops came in to the room. One was female and one was male. The male had a suit on and he was large. The female had red and was smoking a cigerette, her eyes were also bloodshot. Looked...
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WELCOME, TO PAW STEEL 3!!!
TODAY! TODAY! TODAY!
GARTH VS. STEELE!!!
WHO WILL WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

garth was just going on a cruise! same as steele. but they were just sitting right kwa each other.
"my fucking god this is the life!!!" garth said. "tell me about it!" steele said. they were just eating. then a lady mbwa mwitu just came and gave a check. "that will be 40$ for the food." the lady said. "here let me pay this!" steele said. "no let me pay it!" garth said. "dont worry i got this!" steele said. " i feel bad cause my chakula was zaidi expenceive, just let go the check!" garth said. "dude let me pay it!" steele said. then they were pulling it from each other. "LET GO OF THE CHECK!" garth alisema with a strong growl. "no im not letting go this thing!" steele said. they looked at each other. then steele threw the meza, jedwali and they both stood.
to be continued. sorry didnt had time
(dont take it down, the slightest of adult references effecting sleep of other wolves)

All was quiet in jasper the exact mwezi after the metal festival and the sharp quick ending of humphrey and Kate's sekunde honey moon. The sun rose over the valley, like a shield protecting all who dwelled within with its special burning light. Humphrey awoke from his kitanda seeing kate underneath his body, peacefully breathing, eyes fluttering as she dreamed. A few laughs, giggles and gafauls came out as she lye there unaware of Humphrey's wonderment as to what she was dreaming about.

Feeling great in himself...
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(Yeah.......yeah, uh)
Winston...the_alpha,
Im giving wewe a chance to....knock em,
abra..cadabra,
Others,...na-da,
i inspired life,
Fo' you....de-nada,
wewe moto it up,
But im....the lighter,
The better..the hotter,
Our rhymes..our hotter,
Infinite,
lets open...these products,
Drugs...and weed,
Gb...no gossip,
Yeah....
None of them hatus can be diff-erent,
Try harder....you still aint diff-erent yeah,
Weyre so team infinite,
Anyone one tryna be us
Tell winston and mua so we can start sh.. with it wazzup......
wazzup
Redneck

A few years af'er th' debacle thet had led t'an insane crost country trip wif a delushunal, eff'n hansum, white houn'dog an' a mighty delushunal hamster, Mittens foun' herse'f, once agin, lonely. Th' part of th' country she lived in, th' Midwest, was profoun'ly emppy of other cats. She had yet t'see mo'e than one other houn'dog on account o' they'd moved thar af'er th' studio moto in Los Angeles. Th' solitude both cheered an' depressed her. It was cheerful on account o' thar wasn't Cats aroun' thet'd be able t'ferret away Penny's affeckshuns, but depressin' thet thar wasn't Cats aroun'...
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posted by KateLillyWolfy
It was a warm cozy evening, Kate and Humphrey were already in bed. Every thing was well, for a little while. They had their door locked and all of sudden the door was shaking. Kate stirred and then woke up. She saw the door, and freaked out. She woke Humphrey to take a look. He went to the door, shaking with a butcher kisu he always kept in his drawer, Kate heard someone calling her name, and began to cry. Humphrey approached his door, his moyo pounding, wanting to cry, but before he could open it the door opened kwa itself.
It was late night I was just told Lily was pregnant and I was sitting out in the living room watching t.v. Lily went out with Marafiki for the night but then over my shoulder I heard scratching at are basement door. I walked over but it stop everything went dark and I was unable to songesha as I heard a high pitch scream. The lights flashed on and I saw a tall man wearing a vazi, pazia with a Pick ax. It had been an saa an nothing had happened. Lily came nyumbani and went to kitanda it was all quiet as I went to get some maziwa in the jikoni when I heard lily scream. I yelled for her as I ran up stairs and I...
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Humphrey was all hoped up to beat Wolfiey's son in a rap battle so when he got there he saw riley sitting waiting : and they soon started with Riley first:
Yo Humphrey, I spit a racial slur. Honky, sue me.
This shit is a Horror flick
but the black guy doesn’t die in this movie.
Fucking with Riley dawg wewe gotta be kiddin.
That makes me believe wewe really don’t have a interest in livin.
You think these niggas gonna feel the shit wewe say?
I got a better chance joinin the K.K.K.
Know some real shit tho? I like you.
That’s why I didn’t wanna be the one wewe commit suicide to.
Fuck Riley ......
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