They heard a knock on the door, it was Hutch, “Scar, Humphrey, Kate escaped!”
“What!?”
“I think she’s heading to the airstrip to escape!”
“Ok, I’m going, Scar, come with me!”
Humphrey came to the airstrip where Kate was about to take off in one of the MIGs. He pulled right in front the plane, and pulled Kate out of the plane.
“So wewe think wewe can escape huh?”
“Oh, wewe really think you’re going to get me?”
Kate shot Humphrey in the chest, and ran off. Scar ran to Humphrey.
“Oh my God, are wewe ok?”
“Is she gone?”
“Yes, she is!”
Humphrey got up no problem and stripped his uniform, “Body armor, I was faking.”
“You worried me!”
“We gotta hunt her down!”
“Take me back home, I’m going to get Cando’s truck.”
“Alright. Oh crap, I need to call for back up as well!”
Humphrey dropped Scar off and called for backup, “Guys, Kate escaped! I have to track her down and turn her back in!”
A whole bunch of Mbwa mwitu loups replied, “I’ll be right there!” “That bitch!” “I thought we could rely on her!” “Let’s lock her up for life!”
A radio call for Scar came in, “I see a yellow Camry maneuvering around a whole bunch of cars. Does she…”
“That’s her! Chase her! Where are you?”
“I’m right in front of the Burger King on Queen St.”
“You heard her guys! Follow her!”
Scar was chasing Kate. Kate saw her and called for help because she didn’t know who could’ve been drive his truck. It’s hard to think who would be driving it… oh that’s right SCAR!
“Faolan! There’s someone driving Cando’s truck! They’re chasing me! I need assistance!”
“I’ll be right there!”
Humphrey was about a mile back when Faolan arrived. They were turning a corner when Faolan nailed Scar, causing her to hit a building on the corner. Scar didn’t know what was going on so she called for Humphrey.
“Humphrey, some asshole with a black Suburban just rammed me into a building and I crashed!”
“Are wewe ok? Do wewe need picked up?”
“No, I’m good. However, I hit the ukuta over 100 MPH so there’s some damage, but not too bad.”
Scar backed out and Humphrey passed going about 140 MPH. Kate slowed down to 60 MPH since Faolan had her back. Humphrey came and saw the license number of the Suburban.
“Faolan! That butt hole!”
Humphrey called Faolan, “Not now Humphrey, some asshole was chasing Kate in Cando’s truck!”
“Look behind you!”
Faolan saw Humphrey in his Armada behind them, “Oh I see your joining the defense!”
“No! I’m not!”
Faolan put the phone up to the PA radio on purpose, “Hurry up Scar!”
Faolan was confused, then he saw the F-350 come into view, “Oh wewe two are against Kate!”
“Humphrey, I’m scared!”
“It’s alright, go home. I got these two!”
Faolan broke as hard as he could to make Humphrey ram him. He saw it coming so he easily dodged it but spun out of control when he tried to steer back in the lane. He shifted to reverse and turned to accelerate normally. Faolan would not stay off Humphrey. He had to use nitrous both to catch up to Kate and to get away from Faolan. Backup eventually came, but Faolan wouldn’t get off Humphrey.
Humphrey skidded onto the curb and got out, as Faolan came back around. Humphrey had never won a fight against Faolan, but now, he had to. Kate was arrested and brought in. Faolan ran to Humphrey to tackle him, but broke his tackle. Faolan was on the ground feeling Humphrey’s fist to his face a thousand times. He then grabbed Humphrey’s inayofuata ngumi, punch and threw him to the ground.
Faolan and Humphrey were both on the ground, but Faolan was doing the beating. Officers began to close in to break up the fight, but Humphrey signaled to stay out. Faolan rolled onto Humphrey and was beating on him, the officers had to hold back as much as they could.
“Bad move,” Humphrey said.
Humphrey grabbed Faolan’s balls and squeezed. Really, he squeezed.
“Ahh! My balls!”
Humphrey threw Faolan against the Armada and cuffed him, “You’re under arrest for two crimes. Assault of an Officer and Supporting a Criminal!”
“Wait, Kate is a criminal!?”
“Yeah! She killed Cando.”
“What!? I didn’t know that!”
“Now wewe know!”
Humphrey saw the look on Faolan’s face. It melted his heart.
“I’ll tell wewe what, I’ll let wewe go, but wewe have to stop seeing Kate. If she calls for help, ignore her!”
“Deal!”
Humphrey uncuffed him, “He had no idea Kate was a criminal and since I was the one assaulted, I choose the sentence, but I decided to let him go.”
There were a bunch of bila mpangilio outbursts “Faolan deserves to be locked up!” “Humphrey can do better!” “Screw Humphrey!” “No screw Faolan!” “Screw wewe both!” “Screw Kate!”
It got zaidi bila mpangilio than that, “Guys, shut up.”
Humphrey got back to Lilly, “Damn that was intense!”
“What happened?”
“Nothing, it’s not something that’s pleasant to your ears.”
“No paralyzing me until wewe tell me.”
Humphrey started mounting Lilly and paralyzed her, “Are wewe sure about that?”
“I take it back keep going!”
Paralyze was the word of the night.