It was a bright sunny siku and I had just woken up. The warm and welcoming sunlight was streaming threw the bedroom curtains. I smiled and looked over at Humphrey who was still sleeping beside me, and he was snoring as always. I chuckled and got up and quickly got dressed then I leaned over the side of the kitanda so that my face was right kwa his . I whispered sweetly into hid ear, "Humphrey, time to get up." He just rolls over and puts a mto over his head. I sigh, "I guess I'm going to have to do this the hard way, for me"
I turn around and look at my radio. I smirk and turn it on to the rock station and turn it on almost full blast. The loud and very annoying muziki fills the room immediately. Humphrey jumps up out of kitanda and yells, "Turn it up louder!!!!!!" I sigh and turn it allllllllll the way and I run out of the room and downstairs, I can hear Humphrey imba at the juu of his poor lungs.
I walk over to the computer and turn on some very refreshing and relaxing classical music. I dace over to the fridge and open it wide. I look inside and see berries and berries and zaidi berries. I glance upstairs then back at the fridge. "hmmmmmmm" I smile. "well he's just going to have to live with it." I take out some berries and wash them and put them in a bowl.
I walk to the foot of the stairs and yell, "HUMPHREY!!!!!!!!!!!!! BREAKFAST'S READY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" There was no reply. I sigh and mumble. "He must know that all we have is berries." I walk up the stairs and plug my ears, "HUMPHREY!?!?!?!" Humphrey sings back in time to the still very loud music, "What do ya waaant noooooooow???WooohoooooOooooOooo!!! Yeah! Yeah! Yeaaaaaahhhhhh!!" I rool my eyes. "Could wewe please come and have breakfast with me?" there was silence as Humphrey turns off the muziki and jumps out the room warring my sunglasses, earrings, necklace, and undies that are wayyyy to tight on him . I gasp, "Humphrey! How many times have I told wewe to.... STAY OUT OF MY STUFF!?" Humphrey doesn't songesha and just smiles embarrassed and innocently , "Uhhhhh Oopss! hehehe! I forgot! It's just that they looked so pretty!" I smirk and nod. "Ok funny boy, just put that stuff back and come downstairs for breakfast." Humphrey smiles and walks back into the room and puts the stuff away.
When Humphrey walks downstairs I'm already sitting patiently at the table, there is a bowl full of berries at the center. Humphrey totally ignores the bowl full of berries and looks around as if he were looking around for something else. "Ummmmm Sweetie.....," looks at me, "where's the food?" I nod at the berries. Humphrey looks at the berries and gives me a funny and sheepish smile. "Ohhhhh! This!" He takes a handful of the sweet chakula and stuffs it down his throat. He chokes a little and quickly swallows and takes some refreshing gulps of water. "ahhhh those are the best berries I ever tasted." He chokes. "Yummy!" I smile and start to eat them too. Humphrey looks over at me and smiles, "Can I listen to some classical muziki after this?" I chuckle and wink. "But of course."
I turn around and look at my radio. I smirk and turn it on to the rock station and turn it on almost full blast. The loud and very annoying muziki fills the room immediately. Humphrey jumps up out of kitanda and yells, "Turn it up louder!!!!!!" I sigh and turn it allllllllll the way and I run out of the room and downstairs, I can hear Humphrey imba at the juu of his poor lungs.
I walk over to the computer and turn on some very refreshing and relaxing classical music. I dace over to the fridge and open it wide. I look inside and see berries and berries and zaidi berries. I glance upstairs then back at the fridge. "hmmmmmmm" I smile. "well he's just going to have to live with it." I take out some berries and wash them and put them in a bowl.
I walk to the foot of the stairs and yell, "HUMPHREY!!!!!!!!!!!!! BREAKFAST'S READY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" There was no reply. I sigh and mumble. "He must know that all we have is berries." I walk up the stairs and plug my ears, "HUMPHREY!?!?!?!" Humphrey sings back in time to the still very loud music, "What do ya waaant noooooooow???WooohoooooOooooOooo!!! Yeah! Yeah! Yeaaaaaahhhhhh!!" I rool my eyes. "Could wewe please come and have breakfast with me?" there was silence as Humphrey turns off the muziki and jumps out the room warring my sunglasses, earrings, necklace, and undies that are wayyyy to tight on him . I gasp, "Humphrey! How many times have I told wewe to.... STAY OUT OF MY STUFF!?" Humphrey doesn't songesha and just smiles embarrassed and innocently , "Uhhhhh Oopss! hehehe! I forgot! It's just that they looked so pretty!" I smirk and nod. "Ok funny boy, just put that stuff back and come downstairs for breakfast." Humphrey smiles and walks back into the room and puts the stuff away.
When Humphrey walks downstairs I'm already sitting patiently at the table, there is a bowl full of berries at the center. Humphrey totally ignores the bowl full of berries and looks around as if he were looking around for something else. "Ummmmm Sweetie.....," looks at me, "where's the food?" I nod at the berries. Humphrey looks at the berries and gives me a funny and sheepish smile. "Ohhhhh! This!" He takes a handful of the sweet chakula and stuffs it down his throat. He chokes a little and quickly swallows and takes some refreshing gulps of water. "ahhhh those are the best berries I ever tasted." He chokes. "Yummy!" I smile and start to eat them too. Humphrey looks over at me and smiles, "Can I listen to some classical muziki after this?" I chuckle and wink. "But of course."
It was close to midnight, there were no sounds in the forest exept the static coming from alpha 3's communicator.
Alpha 1: "Alpha 3 what's your location. over."
Alpha 3: "I'm about 5 clicks from the-"
Alpha 4: "THIS IS ALPHA 4 I NEED HELP NOW! GAAAHH..."
Alpha 1: "ALPHA 4 COME IN OVER."
Alpha 3: "Sir wewe need to get to the rondezvous, there's somthing wewe need to see. over."
Alpha 1: "And what is that Alpha 3?"
Alpha 3: "you wouldn't belive me if i told you."
Writers note: it's not the best story in the world. in the maoni tell me if wewe think i should make chapter one of "Alpha Team"
Alpha 1: "Alpha 3 what's your location. over."
Alpha 3: "I'm about 5 clicks from the-"
Alpha 4: "THIS IS ALPHA 4 I NEED HELP NOW! GAAAHH..."
Alpha 1: "ALPHA 4 COME IN OVER."
Alpha 3: "Sir wewe need to get to the rondezvous, there's somthing wewe need to see. over."
Alpha 1: "And what is that Alpha 3?"
Alpha 3: "you wouldn't belive me if i told you."
Writers note: it's not the best story in the world. in the maoni tell me if wewe think i should make chapter one of "Alpha Team"
The three stooges(Salty, Shakey n' Mooch) were hired to be Winston's caretakers when one siku Winston found out his inayopendelewa shirt's collar, alama had brown stains on it and alisema "Hey wewe idiots! I told wewe to wash my shati properly! I don't like brown stains on anything. Understood?!" "Yes sir!" they replied. Salty took it and wash it right away. A few days later, Winston heard awful cracking noises coming from the washing machine in the basement. He immediately came down rushing and alisema "What the fuck is that cracking noise?!" "You told us to wash any brown stains on anything so we washed the dirty chai cups 'cause it has brown stains all over inside as well!" they replied politely.
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