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"The crack mbwa mwitu alisema the leader of the crack house in juu floor, and I think its time to take him down!" Humphrey thought. Then he grabbed ammo from the other crack wolf. "Where do I get out of here?" The innocent mbwa mwitu said. "Down stairs!" Humphrey said. "Ok, thank wewe Punisher!" The mbwa mwitu said. Then the mbwa mwitu left. The Humphrey went to find zaidi up stairs. He went up. And there was a door. He he heard voices behind it. He opened it. "Now tell me where are the Damn drugs!" The crack mbwa mwitu said. His had a revolver. "I'm sorry I don't have them!" The female mbwa mwitu said. And there was a innocent male mbwa mwitu at the corner looking like his on crack. He was sitting there keep looking at stuff. Then Humphrey grabbed the crack wolf. Then he saw a opened window. Humphrey put his head outside and got the window on his chest. "Hey your going to do something for me!" Humphrey said. "Fuck wewe Punisher!" The crack mbwa mwitu said. Then Humphrey pulled the window down on his chest really hard. And pulled it back up. "Oww fuck!" The crack mbwa mwitu screamed in pain! "Your going to doit!" Humphrey said. "No, fuck you!" The crack mbwa mwitu said. Then Humphrey pulled the window on his chest really harder this time. "I got a family!" The crack mbwa mwitu said. The Humphrey thought of a flash back. Of seeing his wife Kate and pups shot and killed. Then Humphrey pulled the window harder and the bottom of the window breaked and pulled the glass on his chest to his heart. Then the crack mbwa mwitu said. Then Humphrey forgot about the flashback. Then the female mbwa mwitu got the mbwa mwitu that was on crack and got out of there! then humphrey opened another door. A crack mbwa mwitu was holding a female wolf. "You can't save her!!!" The crack mbwa mwitu said. The Humphrey shot him in the head. Then the female mbwa mwitu got scared as fuck and ran away. Then another crack mbwa mwitu alisema he surrendered. "Please don't kill me!" The crack mbwa mwitu said. The Humphrey grabbed him. "Fucking pussy, tell me, is there any weapons I can use!" Humphrey said. Then Humphrey punched him in the face. "Ow fuck! *crys* in the closet, here's the keys!" The crack mbwa mwitu said. And gave Humphrey the keys. "You can lay there and die!" Humphrey said. then Humphrey opened the closet. Then there were lots of grenades and a assault rifle. He picked them up. then put the grenades in his pockets. Then he went to another room. There were a lot of crack Mbwa mwitu loups trying to shoot him but they were kinda lousy aimers. Then Humphrey Shot them all with his assault rifle. Then there were stairs outside. He went up. Then there was a door. He opened it. Then there were 2 crack Mbwa mwitu loups holding innocents. "You can't save them both Punisher!" The crack mbwa mwitu said. Then Punisher shot them both in the head. Then the innocents ran away. The war zone is just getting started!
Humphrey woke up that morning to a shocking but awesome surprise. Winston was at the base, along with Hutch, Kate and Johnny! He ran from his barracks to the gates of the mbwa mwitu base. The first he came to hug was his brother Hutch. Kate opened her arms expecting him o hug her first.
“Hutch, your Words of Wisdom really helped me! Thanks so much brother!”
“Nope problem Humphrey! I upendo wewe too! How did they help?”
“I was saw the flight deck of the plane, and it was so complex. I was in a rush too. Our General was yelling at us and a flashback of wewe came, and it helped. I upendo wewe brother!”...
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Author's words: Humphrey is the main character. Some things in the actual A&O world will be changed up. For exapmle, Lilly in Humphrey's sister, and Humphrey' is not as fun-loving. I hope wewe enjoy this cross!

Humphrey got off the log-boat and carried off his stuff. He needed a ride. He had no idea log-cars were in Jasper too. He howled for Hutch, his brother, to pick him up. Hutch eventually came to pick him up. Humphrey saw Hutch had eyeliner of something.
“Wassup brother!”
“Hey Humphrey!”
“It’s good to see wewe man!”
“It’s good to see wewe too!”
Hutch put Humphrey’s...
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SO it was Sunday and all humphrey had been doing for the past week was sitting on the kitanda watching tv eatting going to the bathroom and cutting himself He wasn't like himself thought Curtis and then Humphrey came up with a great idea to get rid of his depression with out cutting himself he thought to make a rap song and test his chances of becoming famous. Curtis thought it was a great idea but he alisema 'Humphrey wewe need a make over' and curtis made humphrey look pimp and humphrey had this great idea to put his bang over his left eye and it looked great. Tonight was his first gig and Tony...
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IMPORTANT: This happens 3 years after the prolouge article.

It was a warm siku in jasper park. The weather was perfect. Humphrey was sitting with garth on the small hillside leading to the head alpha's dens, waiting for kate to finish getting ready.

"She's been in there for hours!" he complained.
"It's a big siku for her, humphrey." garth responded. "If I were you, i'd smarten yourself up."
"I got ready ages ago!"
"What did wewe wash your fur, manyoya with? Frogspawn?"
"Very funny, barf."
"Glad to be of amusement, koyote."
Humphrey turned to make a retort when suddenly there was a commotion down near the bottom...
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After Jon had left, and after Humphrey had returned from his stupid act of trying to impress her, Kate made him leave out of frustration. She was in the pango all alone, snow fell hard outside, blinding, about a foot had piled up already. The night was still and quiet, eerie quiet. Kate felt like shit, she could not believe she had just severed the ties of her and Jon's long standing relationship of a year. Her moyo ached, she would probably never see him again, nor her son, au Katie.
Kate cried herself to sleep that night, listening to the soft snow piling up ever more. She was being carried...
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Chapter 9: The First Battle of Jasper Park

“What?” Stinky said. “No, Runt wewe can’t. That’s their way. You’re not a killer. Listen, we will get Lisa back, I promise. But no one has to die.”

“Alright,” Runt said, a bit calmer. “What’s your plan?”

“I’m not entirely sure yet,” Stinky replied.

“Well, we don’t have much time,” Runt said. “According to Oscar, Hammond isn’t known for his patience.”

“Then get everyone together,” Stinky said. “We’re heading out immediately.”

“What about a plan?” Runt asked.

“We’ll improvise,” Stinky replied.

“How...
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Chapter 3: Omega Hostage

Upon their return to Jasper, the group, now composed of Kyle's pack, hid just behind the tree-line, out of sight of King and his Rouge Wolves. au so they thought.

As they were talking amongst themselves, trying to figure out what to do, a group of Rouge Mbwa mwitu loups came out from nowhere and attacked the group. In the chaos, a smaller group came out from behind the bushes and kidnapped Humphrey, taking him hostage.

"Kate!" he shouted as he was being dragged away. Kate turned to see him being carried off. She went to go after him but was stopped kwa the Rouges. Their numbers...
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It's time for the A&O Maniacs!
And we're zany to the max!
So just sit back and relax.
You'll laugh 'til wewe collapse.
We're the A&O Maniacs!

Come jiunge the Splash Brothers...
And the Splash Sister, Claudette!
Just for fun we run
Around the Splash movie lot.
They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught.
But we break loose
And then vamoose
And now wewe know the plot.

We're the A&O Maniacs!
Claudette is cute and Stinky yaks,
Runt packs away the snacks
While Keith Richards plays the sax.
We're the A&O Maniacs!

Meet Lilly and Garth
Who want to rule the universe.
bata and goose, bata bukini flock together,
Princess whacks them with her purse.
Kate chases Daria,
While Humphrey sings a verse.
The writers flipped,
We have no script!
Why bother to rehearse?

We're the A&O Maniacs!
We have pay-or-play contracts!
We're zany to the max!
There's baloney in our slacks!
We're the A&O Mani-
Totally insane-y!
We’re the A&O Maniacs!!!!
Those are the facts!
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