The 12 that went on the space trip goes on this fighter jet expedition along with A7X and Metallica.

Humphrey was playing Halo Reach when he got a phone call from an old friend, Dutch.
“Hey, Humphrey, we need wewe your Marafiki and Avenged Sevenfold to meet up with us ODST’s, Metallica, and nyota and his group.”
“Ok.”
Humphrey went to Garth’s house to have him to do the shitty howl.
“Thanks, I’ll go get Avenged Sevenfold.”
Humphrey got to the warehouse of Avenged Sevenfold. They were playing Beast and the Harlot.
“Matt, Mike, John, Zach, Brian, we need wewe to come with us to California.”
“Ok.”
They went to SIC.
“We were on a plane last week,” Tony complained.
“Shut up!”
They flew into Sacramento on an American Airlines MD-80.
“Humphrey, over here!” Dutch called
“Hey Dutch.”
Humphrey cane close to Dutch. nyota came right behind Humphrey
“Hey Humphrey, guess who’s behind you.”
“Kate’s about to startle me?”
“No. One of your best friends.”
“Garth? Matthew? No, no Lars!?”
nyota was about to talk but Dutch made a sign to him saying no.
“Tell me who’s behind me.”
“Guess.”
“Can I look?”
“No.”
Humphrey brainstormed.
“Ooh… Jeez… Ahh!”
nyota startled Humphrey. Humphrey jumped back and punched nyota but thought it was Kate.
“Sorry, sir I was expecting my wife to be the one who startled me.”
Humphrey looked down to help nyota up, but seeing it was Star, Humphrey jumped on him and hugged him.
“Oh my God, Star, It’s been so damn long! I missed you!”
“Humphrey I can’t breathe.”
“That’s love.”
“Get off me please.”
“Fine.”
Humphrey pulled out his phone and called the Travis School District for bus 9 again.
“They alisema yes.”
“Cool.”
The bus soon came.
“I’ll drive,” Humphrey said.
They got to Travis Air Force Base.
“Ok, so 12 F-22’s, 5 F/A-18’s 4 F-14’s, and 6 F-15’s are ready to go. We have Iraq terrorists attacking us. We need wewe 27 to fight them off!” the base commander said.
“Yes sir!”
“You 12 Mbwa mwitu loups go to the F-22’s. You’re called the Weastern Wolves. Your friend nyota told me about you. Lars, James, Kirk, and Rob, wewe go to the F-14’s. You’re called ‘Tallica. wewe five of Avenged Sevenfold, go to the F/A-18’s. You’re called A7X. wewe six mbwa go to the F-15’s you’re called ‘Bounty Hunters,’” The commander, John Johnson said.
They all took off in formation.
“Tallica to A7X, wewe see anything?”
“A7X, Negative.”
Kate and Humphrey lead the formation.
“Holy shit, there’s 18 of them! Hindu, Hutch, break out of formation and check what’s ahead of us,” Kate said.
“Shakey, Mooch wewe break out of formation and check what’s behind us,” Humphrey said.
“James, I’m going out and following Hindu and Hutch,” Lars said.
“Got it.”
“Matt, this is Brian I’m going with Shakey and Mooch.”
“Alright.”
A fighter came and shot at Hutch.
“There’s one on my ass!”
“Don’t songesha around, I’ll get behind him and scare him off,” Hindu said.
kwa the time Hindu got behind the MIG, Hutch had been hit.
“Man down! Hutch has been hit! Kate!” Hindu yelled.
“I’m staying in my plane to get to the water unless I’m forced to eject. I’m not going to be captured.”
“Hutch, hang in there. When wewe hit land tell me where wewe are so I can pick wewe up.”
“Ok.”
Hutch was hit again.
“I have to eject! Kate, pick me up before I get captured!”
“Humphrey, wewe pick him up.”
“Actually I’m sending Salty down.”
“Ok.”
Salty njiwa to Hutch, however, tanks and “Zil” trucks were coming to him.
“I’m switching to air to ground,”
“Ok.”
The 18 fighter jets approached the giant crowd.
“This is going to be one hell of a dogfight!” Kaltag said.
“I’ll say,” Eve agreed.
Winston came in collision with another MIG. His right wing scraped the cabin, kibanda and body of the MIG.
“Shit, I’m able to keep control, hardly though!”
“Stay in the plane,” Humphrey said.
“I got one on my ass!” Steele said.
The MIG exploded.
“Don’t worry about him,” nyota said.
“Hey thanks.”
Salty located Hutch. Hutch thought Salty was the enemy and pulled out his emergency gun.
“It’s me, Salty.”
“Oh, my mistake.
“Quick, get in.”
Hutch got in and they took off.
“Alright, this asshole is in my sight,” Kaltag said.
He heard beeping.
“Shit, I’m locked on!”
Garth locked the plane that locked Kaltag. He blew a kombora, yamuua at the jet.
“Thanks.”
Kaltag was shot down on the spot.
“I’ll get him.”
Tony shot down another one.
“Alright, I got him.”
“I got one on radar,” Balto said.
“Balto, that’s me.”
Balto shot Tony town.
“Idiot!”
“I’ll come and get you.”
When Balto rescued Tony, Tony shoved Balto to the navigator seat.
“What the hell!?”
Tony took off. Lars, Shakey, and Mooch returned to get into combat.
“No one’s trailing behind us,” Lars said.
“Good,” Kate said.
“I’m low on fuel!” Winston yelled.
“What!? How?”
“I have no idea.”
“Return to base.”
“Ok.”
Winston retuned to base, but on the way, a MIG came with him. The pilot of the MIG was stupid. Instead of just following Winston to see where their base was, he just decided to try and kill Winston.
“I’m locked on radar!”
“How?”
“Again I don’t know.”
“Aren’t wewe disengaged?”
“Yeah.”
Winston checked behind himself
“There’s a MIG following me!”
Winston stalled and went behind the MIG.
“I got wewe asshole,”
The MIG bailed out and went to base. So did Winston. nyota shot down another MIG.
“I have a feeling Bob is going to come,” Kate said.
“2 reasons he’s not here,” Humphrey said, “1. We shoved him out of our plane in space, 2. We’re in jets 25,000 feet in the air.”
“Yay!!!” Bob said.
“What plane are wewe in?”
“I’m in the one that spells out my name.”
“I only see one that’s spelled B.Y.O.B. which is a System of a Down song.”
“It’s also how to spell my name.”
“You spell your name like B.O.B.”
“Screw you.”
Humphrey shot Bob down.
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
“Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol,” Master Chief said.
“Hey Master Chief.”
Master Chief shot down a MIG that he wasn’t locked onto. In fact, it was behind him.
“Dun wry gys its k.”
Master Chief was shot down.
“shit, sad face. i gt tis i can fite tese ppl kwa maiself.”
“Ok, Chief.”
“We are detecting on radar 30 fighters! Disengage and come to base.”
“Got it.”
They returned to base.
“All right, so one of wewe have to go suicidal to seek their base so we can know where it is. Who’s volunteering. And only one can go because we don’t want to start a dog fight.”
“I’ll go so no one gets hurt,” James said.
“James, we’re tired of wewe going all the time.”
“I’ll go,” Hindu alisema courageously, “I don’t know these skies very well so your going to have to guide me through.”
“Hindu, this is suicidal enough.”
“Screw wewe Star.”
nyota punched Hindu. Hindu punched nyota back.
“Stop it! Hindu, get in your jet and launch.”
“Ok.”
“Remember do exactly what I tell you.”
“Got it.”
Hindu was at about 20,000 feet when he engaged.
“Remember stay engaged to keep the enemy on radar.”
“Got it.”
Alright, dive to below 1300 feet.
“Got it.”
“And quit saying got it.”
“You should see the radar net on your radar. Disengage and avoid the net.”
“Easy.”
“And stay below 1300 feet.”
Hindu saw a patrol boat.
“Umm commander, wewe commissioned me with missiles right?”
“Yeah.”
“I have to moto them.”
“Why?”
“There’s a patrol boat.”
“Ok, moto if we have to.”
“Ok.”
Hindu killed a few patrol boats.
“Alright I’m through the net.”
“Alright see where their base is.”
“Ok.”
Hindu saw the base was right passed the radar net.
“You idiot, their base is right passed the net!”
“Are wewe serious!”
“Yes!”
Alright, come back and we’ll attack their base.
“Alright.”
Hindu came back to base and they all slept a night then set out again.
“Win this battle. And no zaidi going out.”
“You got it!”
They flew right into the net at full speed. They took out a few fighters that was on the ground. No mshambuliaji, mlipuaji wa bomu had mercy.
“C-5’s taking off! Shakey, Salty, and Mooch, wewe help me with these bastards.”
“You got it.”
“Kill the control tower.”
“Start killing these buildings and remaining planes!”
They killed everything at the base.
“Good job! Now disengage and head back.”
“Got it.”
When they got back they had Champaign and soda. James had Soda of course.
“Yeah!”
Avenged Sevenfold and the pack had to head back to Canada.
“It was nice seeing wewe again, bro,” nyota said.
“I upendo wewe too.”
They headed to SMF.
“Jeez, another plane,” Eve complained.
“It’ll be over soon.
“Sigh.”
They retuned home. About an saa later, Humphrey snuck into Garth’s house to find him playing Halo.
“What the hell are wewe doing here!?” Humphrey asked and their in Garth’s house.
“I’m playing Halo.”
“Ok.”
“Hey, there’s an easter egg I need help with.”
“Ok, I’ll help you
Humphrey was Master Chief and Garth was Arbiter.
“How are we going to get passed this?”
“We have to grenade jump.”
Garth failed miserably at that.
“Haha, noob.”
“I’d like to see wewe try.”
“Ok,”
All Humphrey did was throw a grenade across.
“There we go.”
“That didn’t impress me.”
“Your mom didn’t impress me in bed.”
“Nice one.”
“Thanks.”
“Hey I have an idea.”
“What?”
“You blast a rocket near my feat to boost me across.”
Humphrey pulled out his rocket launcher.
“Ready.”
“You know what I mean right?”
“Yeah, go.”
Instead of firing near his feet, he hit Garth straight on with the rocket.
“Idiot!”
“Stupid noob.”
“I’m out!”
“Wait Garth.”
“What!?”
“Hug?”
“You actually want a hug?”
“Yeah.”
“From me?”
“Yeah.”
“Well, ok.”
They coupled.
“I’m sorry Garth.”
“It’s ok Humphrey.”
“Friends?”
“Yes.”
They uncoupled.
“You aren’t this nice to me.”
“I know, wewe nearly aliiba Kate, but it’s not like wewe wanted her so I gotta forgive you.”
Garth turned to get back to Halo. Humphrey put a not on his back saying “I’m stuped.”
“Damn it, I spelled it wrong!”
“What?”
“Nothing, just get back to your game.”
Garth laid down.
“What’s this on my back?”
Humphrey headed for the door.
“I’m stuped.”
Humphrey ran out.
“I see how this is.”
Garth got Kate and sent Lilly out.
“Humphrey alisema it was ok to get romantic with you.”
“Really? He wouldn’t.”
“Yes, he did.”
They got romantic. Humphrey came.
“Hey Garth, here’s Red Dead Redemption.”
Humphrey saw the action.
“Oh my God!”
“Kate, what is the meaning of this!?”
“You alisema I can.”
“I never did!”
“Garth alisema he got permission from you.”
Humphrey punched Garth as hard as he could.
“Get off my wife now!”
Garth tried to lift himself off her.
“Garth, get off her!”
“I swear I can’t.”
“Oh, jeez.”
Humphrey pulled out pliers.
“Which would wewe rather have me do ply wewe two off each other which is ply what you’re thinking, au strangle you. Your choice.”
“I’d die either way.”
Humphrey was about to ply the two apart when Garth started breathing heavily.
“Hey, are wewe wearing something that you’re supposed to?”
“Of course.”
“Ok.”
They uncoupled.
“Ok, now I have to do this.”
Humphrey hit Garth with a baseball bat. Humphrey furiously drove nyumbani with Kate.
“Humphrey, I’m sorry.”
“No apologies.”
“So everything ok?”
“No!”
“It was just a question.”
“Well no!”
“Ok.”
They got home.
“Humphrey I’m really sorry.”
“No! wewe screwed Garth without my permission, and wewe still don’t treat me with the respeect I deserve just because I’m an Omega.”
“Humphrey.”
Humphrey punched Kate, left the room and slammed the door shut. Kate started crying. That night Humphrey slept in the spare room downstairs. Garth tried to hide what happened to Lilly. He went off to work, when Humphrey came. Humphrey came to talk to Lilly. Lilly didn’t work so this was the perfect time.
“Lilly, this pains me to say this, it also hurts me, but, well Garth screwed your sister last night, and, this effects both wewe and me.
“What! How did wewe see it?”
“I was returning Red Dead Redemption to Garth and I walking to see them doing it.”
“I have an idea, how about we onyesha them we can fight back and we do it.”
“Do wewe even like me like that?”
“No, you’re a good friend, but I don’t want to mate with you.”
“Same with me.”
“Well, are wewe sure?”
“Yes.”
“Let’s teach our faggoty husband and wife that we can fight back.”
“What should we do?”
“What wewe do is your choice. What I do is mine.”
“Alright.”
Lilly kissed Humphrey.
“You actually do upendo me like that.”
“Ok, fine I do.”
Humphrey hugged Lilly and set back out for his own house.