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Humphrey and Kate woke up.
“I’m hungry.”
“Let’s get some Burger King.”
“Yeah.”
They drove to Burger King.
“Hello, I cannot help wewe right now.”
“What!?”
“No service.”
“Really?”
“What do wewe want?”
“Oh, umm, can I have the McChicken sandwich, sandwichi please.”
“They aren’t McDonalds,” Kate said.
“Are wewe guys McDonalds?”
“Hell no!”
“Oh then I’ll have the burger, the fries, and the Coke.”
“Ok.”
“Kate, what do wewe want?”
“Can I have a Battery?”
“What?”
“Sorry, we’re listening to Metallica’s Whopper.”
“Kate, one, it’s not even playing and two, I think wewe mean we’re listening to Metallica’s Battery.”
“Yeah what ever.”
“Alright, what do wewe want?”
“A Double Whopper.”
“Ok, a Double Whopper, a #9 King sized, and umm, an Oreo Shake.”
“Ok, I have a kid’s Grilled Cheese, a single kitunguu Ring, and a can of spray paint.”
“Umm, yeah exactly what I ordered.”
“Alright, pull up to the first window.”
“Ok.”
Humphrey got a call from Garth.
“Hello?”
Garth was breathing heavily.
“Hey man.”
“Garth, what’s going on?”
“I’m trying to catch my breath.”
Garth was breathing as heavy as he was when he called.
“Are wewe sure you’re not Jacking Off?”
“No man I’m at Football Tryouts.”
“Right, don’t call me while wewe jerk on yourself.”
“Dude, they alisema all the men of the pack can go to these tryouts.”
“What!?”
“Yeah, wewe can come too.”
“Who are we playing for?”
“The Seattle Seahawks baby!”
“Nice, they’re close to here.”
“Can wewe get all the dudes in the pack?”
“Sure.”
Humphrey got his chakula and got the whole pack together.
“Hey everyone, there’s a tryout for all the dudes in the pack in Seattle so we can play for the Seahawks.”
Some Mbwa mwitu loups booed.
“Who’s with me? Whoever’s with me come up on stage.”
Cando, Hutch, Winston, Tony, Mooch, Shakey, and Salty came on stage.
“The girls who want to be cheerleaders come up.”
Kate, Lilly, Eve, Janice, and Reba came up.
“Ok, cool.”
“Our flight to Seattle is at 12:05 on American Airlines. A 767 if wewe want to know.”
They got a good night sleep then set out for the airport.
“Garth should meet us at the airport.”
“Ok.”
“Now boarding flight 3465.”
“That’s us.”
The plane took off. Shakey was nuzzling Salty.
“Get a room wewe two!” Mooch yelled.
“We can’t.”
“Go in the Bathroom then!”
“We’re sitting at the bulkhead right behind first class.”
“So? We’re in this ‘mini cabin’ and Humphrey and Kate are to the left of us, Cando and Hutch to the right, Reba and Janice to the behind right, Winston and Tony to the behind left and Lilly and Eve behind us with no one else, so no stranger will see us,” Salty said.
“Umm, ok.”
“Big words, Salty,” Shakey said.
“Thanks.”
“We are starting our descent into Seattle, so please put your seatbacks and tray tables into the upright lock positions.”
They landed and Garth was sitting on a bench kwa the Baggage Claim.
“Garth!”
“Humphrey, my man!”
“How was Football Tryouts?”
“I made it!”
“Nice! Do wewe have the jersey?”
“Yup.”
Garth pulled it out. Garth was number 9. And it alisema “Garth” in the name section.
“Just one number away from Matt Hasselbeck.”
“Nice, so you’ll be a quarterback?”
“Yup.”
“Come on, let’s find a few Taxis.”
They were driven kwa 3 taxis to Tryouts. Tryouts went well, they all made the team.
“Alright, men. Here are your positions! Hutch, you’re Receiver! Humphrey, you’re Running Back! Cando, you’re the kicker! Shakey, you’re our Line Backer! Winston you’re another Receiver! Mooch, you’re a Center! wewe have so much body fat that you’re perfect as a lineman!”
“Thanks!” Mooch alisema sarcastically.
“Salty you’re a Safety! Tony, you’re corner back! Any Questions!?”
“Yeah, will wewe be yelling like this every time we see you?”
“Only when wewe loose!”
“Ok.”
“Here’s your jerseys!”
“I’m 37, the number of Shaun Alexander!” Humphrey yelled, “Thank wewe coach!”
“Practice is tomorrow! We will see how wewe do!”
“Ok.”
They got to a hotel and stayed the night.
“Hey, Mooch!” Garth said.
“Yeah?”
“Coach called wewe fat!”
“Guess what, Garth.”
“What?”
“Your mom.”
“Your face.”
“Your… whoa Nice one.”
They all went to sleep. Humphrey woke up. He licked Kate all over trying to get her to wake up.
“Humphrey, stop!”
“Sorry.”
Humphrey approached Lilly.
“Hey Lilly.”
There was nothing.
“Lilly.”
Still nothing.
“Lilly.”
Lilly didn’t move.
“Lilly.”
Lilly jumped onto Humphrey and they both fell down and laughed. Lilly stayed on juu of Humphrey.
“Can wewe get off me now?”
“No.”
“Sad face.”
Lilly kissed Humphrey.
“This is awkward.”
Humphrey woke up again.
“I’m awake this time right?”
“That depends, does this hurt?”
Garth punched Humphrey.
“Nope.”
“You’re asleep then.”
Humphrey woke up again.
“Ok, seriously, what the hell!”
Humphrey pinched himself and felt pain.
“FINALLY!!!”
It was 4 o’clock in the morning.
“Damn!”
Football practice finally started. Cando had to figure out how to kick the football.
“I have a good idea!”
Cando was a trained Alpha and after he respawned, he was completely heeled so he tried this. He ran to the football and did a back flip and on the way kicking the football.
“Yeah, I like that. I’ll try that again.”
He put up another ball and did the same thing.
“Yup. hujambo Hutch go deep.”
Hutch sprinted out and caught the ball when it came to him.
“Wow, Hutch, you’re good.”
“You’re a good kicker yourself.”
Garth was practicing plays Mooch, Humphrey, Winston and him. With Salty, Tony, and Shakey on defense.
“Winston go deep! Set, Hutt!”
Garth did a play action pass. Tony knocked the ball out of Winston’s paws.
“Hutch, come over here!”
“Yes, sir.”
“You’re 2. Winston you’re 1 Mooch you’re 3 Humphrey, you’re 5 I’m 6. Cando wewe try to be 4.”
“Alright.”
“This isn’t fair wewe have 6 offensive people we only have 3 defense. hujambo Tatupu, can wewe come over here?”
“I really should be practicing with the humans.”
“Can wewe ask coach if wewe can be with us for a little bit?”
“He won’t care.”
“Please?”
“Alright.”
“Hey! We got a human! Haha!”
“You shouldn’t say that.”
“Why?”
“That’s taunting. It’s a 15 yard penalty.”
“Ok.”
“37 D! Hutt!”
Garth threw a pass right to Hutch. He caught just in time to be caught be Salty.
“Men! Bring it in!”
Everyone gathered.
“Good practice. I’m gonna let wewe go. Remember we have game Sunday 1:05 against the New York Giants. Get rest and also train.”
They Mbwa mwitu loups went back to the hotel. Shakey, Humphrey, Mooch, and Salty went to fast food.
“Can I take your order please? The attendant asked.”
“Yeah, I’ll have a number 9,” Humphrey said.
“I’ll also have a number 9,” Shakey said.
“I’ll have a number 6 with extra dip,” Salty said.
“I’ll have 2 number 9’s a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45’s, one with cheese and a large Soda.”
Everyone looked at Mooch is disbelief.
“Fat ass,” Shakey mumbled.
“You’re paying,” Humphrey said.
They went back to the hotel. Everyone saw Mooch chowing down on all the crap that he ordered.
“Damn Mooch! Calm down!” Winston yelled.
“We have a game tomorrow, wewe all should be stalking up.”
“What ever.”
They all met at Qwest Field ready for the game.
“Hasselbeck, Humphrey, Williams you’re the team captains.”
“The winner will have the choice to either receive au kick the ball.”
The coin landed on heads.
“It is heads, Seahawks call.”
“Humphrey, wewe decide,” Matt Hasselbeck said.
“We will kick.”
“Giants, which way will wewe defend?”
“Left.”
Cando got ready for kickoff. He signaled the kick and kicked the ball. The return guy saw how Cando kicked the ball and was stunned. The ball hit his kofia, chapeo and a guy on the Seahawks recovered the ball.
“Offence out!” Seahawks coach Pete Carroll yelled.
Mooch got in Center position.
“Hey lame face!” a Giants lineman, alinyakua insulted Mooch, “I bet wewe can’t even hike the ball! The easiest thing to do in football!”
Mooch rose from the ball and raised his fist.
“Ok, wewe know what!?”
“Whoa, Mooch,” Matt said. “ wewe know you’re better than him so just ignore him.”
“Alright.”
“Down, set, Hutt!”
Matt threw the ball to Mike Williams. Mike was tackled at OPP 13.
“Hutt!”
The ball was ran right into the goal kwa Humphrey, breaking 2 tackles.
“His first time having the ball in the NFL he gets a touchdown!” the announcer yelled.
“That’s amazing to think that he’s also a mbwa mwitu in the NFL too,” the other announcer pointed out.
“Cando, out for the extra point.”
“Got it!”
Cando kicked for the extra point and then the kick return.
“D-fence, go out!”
Shakey covered a guy who was 6 feet tall but Shakey himself is pretty small. Salty was watching the action from behind, he was the Safety. Tony had a zone not necessarily a guy to cover. Eli Manning threw a pass to one of his receivers. Salty tackled him on the spot.
“Yeah! Good job Salty!”
dakika passed through as the Seahawks continued to lead 7 nothing. Matt got sacked and got injured.
“Coach, Matt is down!” Shakey panicked.
“Great. Whitehurst, is it ok if we bring Garth in as a replacement so he can get some practice?”
“Sure.”
“Alright, Garth!”
“Yeah coach?”
“Go in for Matt when he gets off the field.”
“Alright.”
Matt was helped off the field and Garth went on.
“Hey Garth,” Mooch greeted.
“Hutt!”
Garth was sacked right there.
“Damn!”
Garth saw a yellow flag.
“Offsides, Defense number 86, 1st and 5,” the Ref said.
“Alright, we’re going to try to catch them off guard kwa reversing it 3 times,” Carroll said, “Winston wewe get the ball first then, Hutch takes it from him, and Humphrey take is from Hutch and runs right down the middle. The 2 reverses should create a hole in the defense formation.”
The play came into place and came out as planned. Humphrey ran right down the middle and came for a touchdown. The Giants were getting frustrated and aggressive. The inayofuata play was a 2-point conversion to be in the lead at 15. Humphrey was slammed down just inside the goal.
“Ahh! Man!”
Humphrey was gripping his right knee and limped to huddle.
“Humphrey, wewe ok?” Garth asked.
“Yeah.”
The half ended and it was still 15 nothing Seahawks.
“Good work men!” Pete Carroll yelled.
Halftime came and went. Humphrey was deep ready to run the ball down the field. He caught the ball and got tackled at the spot. They went 3 and out and had to punt. The Giants returned the ball with a touchdown. Garth wondered WTF.
“Come on Defense!”
A few zaidi dakika passed as all the series were 3 and outs. Cando kicked and missed a 53 yard field goal. A defender just decided to have a hitting the kicker penalty go on him. He nailed Cando in the kofia, chapeo with his knee and tackled Cando. The 350 pound lineman, alinyakua stomped on Cando which broke his left arm.
The offensive Coordinator and Pete Carroll came onto the field to check on Cando. The lineman, alinyakua was ejected from the game. Cando felt his head become heavy and felt he could not move. He saw Pete Carroll’s face then he Lost consciousness and the lights went out and the sound faded away. When Pete Carroll saw he eyes close, he immediately checked his pulse.
He felt pulse and heartbeat the crowd thought he might have been dead and became silence. For once there was no noise in the Seattle stadium. Pete Carroll picked up Cando and alisema to the Ref that he was alive.
“People of Qwest Field, Our friend Cando is alive.”
Everyone especially the Giants mashabiki cheered. Pete Carroll walked to the locker room carrying Cando. He set him down on a meza, jedwali to be checked out kwa the doctor.
“He’s got a pretty bad concussion and a shattered left arm,” the doctor alisema “He’s not going to be able to play for the season.”
“Oh.”
“I’m going to have too do surgery on his left arm.”
“Alright, does he have brain damage?”
“No, but he is unconscious. Strip off his uniform and pads to prepare for surgery.”
“Alright.
“I’ll get my stuff ready.”
Pete Carroll took off Cando’s uniform and pads. The doctor came back
“Go to the field to resume the game I’ll help him out.”
“Alright.”
Cando woke up as Pete Carroll left.
“Hey Little guy,” the doctor said, “Are wewe feeling ok?”
“How am I?”
“You have a concussion and a shattered arm.”
“I have a huge pain in my arm!”
Pete Carroll got to the sideline.
“How is he?” Humphrey asked.
“He has a concussion and a shattered arm.”
“Oh.”
“You’re our new kicker.”
“What!?”
“Yes.”
“I’m not a trained Alpha.”
“And?”
“I can’t do that flip. Besides I’m bigger and less flexible than him.”
“Well try.”
The Giants were on offense and scored again.
“We’re tied now, that’s great!”
They went offense and went 3 and out.
“Alright, I’m going to tranquilize wewe so I can do surgery,” the doctor said.
“Alright.”
Cando was tranquilized and had surgery done. The Giants were up 21 to 15. Kate came over to Pete Carroll.
“How is Cando?”
“He has a concussion and a shattered arm.”
“Oh.”
“He’s having surgery on his arm.”
Garth saw a lot of black defense people.
“25... D! Humans are black! Hutt!”
A yellow flag came down.
“Taunting, 15 yard penalty.”
Garth threw an interception.
“Come on!”
The game ended.
“Wolves, team, gather up!”
Everyone gathered up.
“Wolves, I’m sorry to say this, but because of wewe we had our first loss of the season. I’m taking wewe off the team.”
“It’s alright, we’re not meant to do human stuff.”
“Our friend Cando has finished his surgery and is coming out now.”
The team clapped.
“I’m ok, I just want to go home.”
“Well, coach let us off the team.”
“Ok, good.”
“Will we see wewe again Coach Carroll?” Humphrey asked
“If not on Earth we will in Heaven.”
“Alright.”
All the Mbwa mwitu loups went to the airport and got on a flight back home

inayofuata time it’s war between Alphas and Omegas