demon mbwa mwitu pack, fira, viper

humphrey:It's time to ride the slide and taste the wind.

salty:Humphrey, wewe are totally genius.    

humphrey:Come on. Let's do it.    

everyone: air wolf!!

Humphrey: Guys! Guys! we're not.. MOVING!!!

kate: that caribou is mine!

lilly:Kate, I'm not a caribou. I'm your sister!    

kate: gotcha!

lilly: omegas don't play like this!

kate: can't escape the greatest alpha ever!

lilly: well i just did

one of the guys: we're gonna die!

humphrey: keep it steady! keep it steady!

one of the guys: what was i thinking??

humphrey: that was great! We are really...

butthead: HUH HUH HUH hujambo BEAVIS wewe KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO.

beavis: UHHH WHAT?

butthead: WE SHOULD GO TO THE FOREST.

beavis: ummmm why? ha ha ha

butthead: wewe know like look at mothernatures boobs.

beavis: whoa... he he he... lets go!

they went out to the forest.

beavis: damn it butthead when are we gonna see mothernatures boobs!

butthead: damn it beavis calm down! (slaps beavis.0

beavis: hujambo look its a wolf

hutch: get out of here you!

beavis: whoa cool! ha ha ha

butthead: whoa are wewe like... from final fantasy?

hutch: (attacks beavis)

butthead: whoa... huh huh beavis wewe wuss... your getting your ass...

chapter 1

A grey mbwa mwitu walked through the halls of the white house. He stepped into a room with a beautiful, young, goldish-tan mbwa mwitu known as Kate, texting on her phone.

"Hey sweety" The grey mbwa mwitu greeted.

"Hey dad" Kate greeted.

"How are wewe holding up?"

"I'm bored, when can we go home?" Kate asked.

"Soon".

They heard heavy footsteps walking towards the door. Two Mbwa mwitu loups in black suits walked in.

"Winston, we need to talk".

"Okay, bye Kate. I'll see wewe in a little while" Winston said."Okay bye dad" Kate said.

Winston walked with the two Mbwa mwitu loups down the hall, and through a door. In the small room, where...

Author's note:I just want to make this clear to everyone. In real life I rarely ever drink red wine except on special occasions like Thanksgiving, Christmas, and sometimes New Years Eve. Even then it is in very limited quantaties. (shot glasses au small wine glasses) I dont want everyone thinking I am an alcaholic! This makala will contain some minor sex but nothing major! wewe are hereby warned for that!

October 21, 2011

It is Kate's 3rd birthday (19 in mbwa mwitu years) and she is feeling happier than ever! I have just treated her to a nice, juicy tenderloin steak, mnofu at her inayopendelewa restaraunt and...

Holy Shit! Humphfrey is now the most wanted suspect in the pack! Eve, and Kate were strolling around and Kate saw Humphfrey's shawdow with somone else and he was groaning pleasurely. Kate broke out in tears, and eve asked, "whats wrong!"Kate pointed in the distance, and in a sekunde Eve took off faster than a bullit, and yelled Humphfrey YOUR DEAD FOR BREAKING MY DAUGHTER'S HEART! When Eve got there , whoever humphfrey was with desapeared, and Humphfrey said, "it's not what it looks like!" since eve was still charging after humphfrey, humphfrey started to run, but Eve took a rock, and pegged...

( this takes place the morning after the dream and the nightmare)

Opening my eyes was such a chore after last nights horrible nightmares;: the hellish fires, the rape and death of my beloved and the vision of the evil scar wolf. as difficult as it was to open my eyes the world made sure i did; the gleaming sun shine bursting through my window and onto my face, the birds imba there beautiful songs outside in the trees and a beautiful mbwa mwitu lying in my kitanda and in my arms right inayofuata to me; her fur, manyoya tickling my face in a way that made me shiver.

i looked around after struggling to open my weary...

Kate landed with a thud and she opened her eyes to face the dreaded Minos. He was positioned under a giant arch and he had two large tentacles for feet and one for a tail. Kate looked to see that he grabbed a damned soul, who was pleading for mercy. Minos sniffed him and licked him with his serpent tongue.

Minos: Hmmmmmmmm...... VIOLENCE!

He then Threw him over the edge and the soul fell into a void. Kate was terrified, but maybe he knew where her family was. Minos was about to grab the inayofuata soul, when a strange scent filled his nostrils.


Minos: Who comes into my house of pain and sorrow?...