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*Kate waits in the interview room bored to death*Kate:When is Humphrey coming I am so bored without him. Me:He will be here he is just so hard to catch. Kate:He hates boring places so he likes to run off. Me:I think we caught him I upendo the cupcake trick. *a worker shows Humphrey a cupcake making him follow the cupcake and walking into the interview room*Humphrey:please can wewe give me the cupcake I am so hungry. Worker:OK here wewe go. Humphrey:YAY finally something to eat.*Humphrey eats the cupcake*Humphrey:Hey Kate Where am I? Kate:You're being interviewed it's so boring here but I am happy...

~Sunday~ humphrey had gotten bored sense kate had left to visit some cousins from another pack so he headed twoards the city because he felt aroused. Apon hitting the city limits he found a girl that was about 16 and asked her "Hey do wewe wanna hang out at my pango for a bit?" The girl replied "Huh me really i just got dumped but sure" Humphrey walked inayofuata to her leading her to his and kates pango having naughty thoughts on his mind.

~Later~ humphrey says "Do wewe mind striping for me" and the girl majibu "Umm sure" she takes off her shati and her boob jiggle a bit then she takes off her Skirt...

(June 25, 2011)

When I woke, it was morning. The sun was out and there was nothing left of the storm clouds except a faint haze to the east.
Scar was still slumbering peacefully, her ears twitching. Her soft breathing was so peaceful that I wanted nothing zaidi than to go back to sleep and cuddle up against that soft fur, but I had to stay up. I hadn't put anything in the car and I needed to get it all packed for the trip.
I dressed quickly and left the room silently.
On my way through the house to the jikoni to get some coffee started, I heard an unusual noise that at first, I couldn't identify....

Humphrey's POV

I was running through a field playing with Kate, Garth, And Lilly and all my omega friends. I would go kwa Kate and plant a kiss on her cheek making her giggle. Then it got dark. i looked at my Marafiki and they seemed not to notice anything. Then a dark shape rose from the ground. I was paralyzed kwa fear. The shape moved toward my omega Marafiki and grabbed them. Then I watched in horror as the shape ate the three of my omega friends. The shape then grabbed onto Garth and Lilly and did the same. I tried to run to Kate to save her but i wasn't fast enough. I watched as the upendo of...

(June 6, 2011)

click clack The keys of the keyboard. click clack This clacking had been going on for an hour, devoted as I was to uandishi the novel I had started a mwezi ago. It was called The Network and it was about this guy that creates a super fungus, lets himself become infected kwa it, and starts to take over the world using the land and sea as his media. The humans controlled the air, just to make it fair.

Engrossed as I was in in the adventures of Dan Cooper, known as "Mini" due to his immense height, I didn't hear Scar call my name the first time. It was when she alisema it the third time...