A&O sexy poses! xD

humphrey:It's time to ride the slide and taste the wind.

salty:Humphrey, wewe are totally genius.    

humphrey:Come on. Let's do it.    

everyone: air wolf!!

Humphrey: Guys! Guys! we're not.. MOVING!!!

kate: that caribou is mine!

lilly:Kate, I'm not a caribou. I'm your sister!    

kate: gotcha!

lilly: omegas don't play like this!

kate: can't escape the greatest alpha ever!

lilly: well i just did

one of the guys: we're gonna die!

humphrey: keep it steady! keep it steady!

one of the guys: what was i thinking??

humphrey: that was great! We are really...

chapter 1

A grey mbwa mwitu walked through the halls of the white house. He stepped into a room with a beautiful, young, goldish-tan mbwa mwitu known as Kate, texting on her phone.

"Hey sweety" The grey mbwa mwitu greeted.

"Hey dad" Kate greeted.

"How are wewe holding up?"

"I'm bored, when can we go home?" Kate asked.

"Soon".

They heard heavy footsteps walking towards the door. Two Mbwa mwitu loups in black suits walked in.

"Winston, we need to talk".

"Okay, bye Kate. I'll see wewe in a little while" Winston said."Okay bye dad" Kate said.

Winston walked with the two Mbwa mwitu loups down the hall, and through a door. In the small room, where...

Author's note:I just want to make this clear to everyone. In real life I rarely ever drink red wine except on special occasions like Thanksgiving, Christmas, and sometimes New Years Eve. Even then it is in very limited quantaties. (shot glasses au small wine glasses) I dont want everyone thinking I am an alcaholic! This makala will contain some minor sex but nothing major! wewe are hereby warned for that!

October 21, 2011

It is Kate's 3rd birthday (19 in mbwa mwitu years) and she is feeling happier than ever! I have just treated her to a nice, juicy tenderloin steak, mnofu at her inayopendelewa restaraunt and...

Holy Shit! Humphfrey is now the most wanted suspect in the pack! Eve, and Kate were strolling around and Kate saw Humphfrey's shawdow with somone else and he was groaning pleasurely. Kate broke out in tears, and eve asked, "whats wrong!"Kate pointed in the distance, and in a sekunde Eve took off faster than a bullit, and yelled Humphfrey YOUR DEAD FOR BREAKING MY DAUGHTER'S HEART! When Eve got there , whoever humphfrey was with desapeared, and Humphfrey said, "it's not what it looks like!" since eve was still charging after humphfrey, humphfrey started to run, but Eve took a rock, and pegged...

Kate landed with a thud and she opened her eyes to face the dreaded Minos. He was positioned under a giant arch and he had two large tentacles for feet and one for a tail. Kate looked to see that he grabbed a damned soul, who was pleading for mercy. Minos sniffed him and licked him with his serpent tongue.

Minos: Hmmmmmmmm...... VIOLENCE!

He then Threw him over the edge and the soul fell into a void. Kate was terrified, but maybe he knew where her family was. Minos was about to grab the inayofuata soul, when a strange scent filled his nostrils.


Minos: Who comes into my house of pain and sorrow?...

Three weeks later. Humphrey's POV

I got up and walked outside with Garth careful so as not to wake up Kate. We went outside the pango and started talking. We were talking about what the pups would be like.
"As long as mine get my good looks I'm alright." I laughed. Garth laughed right alongside. I then asked him this. "Garth could wewe teach me how to hunt?" I asked him.
"Sure I can." He said. We then went off to the hunting grounds. We stayed there for a while and I got to kill my first caribou. Me and Garth then dragged it back to the den. I walked to get Kate. When she saw me she growled and snarled....

"Hey have wewe guys ever heard the legend of Fukaro, the red devil?" Shakey asked one night. The four omegas were sitting in a hot spring telling stupid ghost stories. "No, whats the story?" Humphrey replied. "Well, its alisema to go like this... Not to far from here, there is an old abandoned town called 'Silent Hill', a resort town and they say that he lurks there" Shakey began. Salty, Mooch, and Humphrey had sudden chills in their spines. "And he was first sighted kwa a man named Walter Sullivan, a deranged serial killer who was arrested for many murders. Well, he commit ed suicide in his jail...

Humphrey got to the police station to bail Mooch out. Mooch had trial that siku so Humphrey had to wait.
“Mooch, wewe have been charged of the stabbing of the Alpha Faolan. Do wewe have anything for defense for your self?” Winston asked.
“No, sir.”
“Let the trial begin.”
Winston sat down, “Witnesses come up.”
An old Omega came up, “I heard the yelling of an Alpha. I also thought I heard a an Omega saying ‘shut the hell up’ to the Alpha as he tabbed him. I saw the body of a big bulky mbwa mwitu with gray hair retreat after he stabbed the Alpha.”
“Thank wewe Mrs. Wangonschlang....

That night, Cando was well groomed and looking good. He went over to Scar’s pango to take her a date. He rang the door bell, hyped up. Scar answered the door.
“Hello, my lady ready to go out on a date?” Cando said.
“Yes, I am,” Scar said.
Cando was uncomfortable. He could stop thinking about the fact that he was going to propose to her at the end of this date. Ahh, man, I am so nervous. Is she going yes au is she going to say no? He prayed, God, I know I haven’t had faith in wewe for almost a mwaka but please help me! Please have her say yes. I will be the happiest mbwa mwitu alive. Thanks...