Kate and Humphrey

Humphrey’s bad past
kwa Jacob Quesenberry
Disclaimer: I do not know what really happened in Humphrey’s past.
Warning this story contains violence and foul language.

Introduction:
In Jasper Park Canada a grey mbwa mwitu with ice blue eyes and dark and light gray fur, manyoya was about with his friends.
Humphrey: I was out with my friends, Salty, shaky and Mooch. We were inventing a new game called log sledding when my mom and dad were walking kwa and saw me and my Marafiki on the log ready to go down a steep but short hill, just as we were about to take off down the kilima I heard my parents say.
Mom and dad:...

These Chapters are through the eyes of Humphrey unless otherwise stated.



It's the morning after Kate and I were married.

"Kate, It's time to get up!" I alisema sweetly into her ear.
"What time is it?" She asked.
"Time to get up!" I joked.
"OK smartass!" She laughed.
Kate shuffled around trying to get up fairly quickly as we both wanted to see how Lilly and Garth were doing. We wanted to stop kwa for about 5 dakika then head down to the lake to wash up. When we got to the pango they were up and about getting ready to go to the lake themselves.

"Kate, Humphrey, Whats up guys?" Garth asked.
"Just wanted to...