Warning: Mild language.
Also, my sekunde name isn't actualy "Dent".
Chris's science project opened the door for him as he got home. "Evening, Chris. wewe seem stressed." ROMbot said. The robot was a small, floating sphere with hydraulic arms and a face that looked like they'd been tacked on kwa a first grader.
"I am. Take a look at this."
He handed over the note.
"Cool. Where'd wewe get it, a joke shop?"
"ROM." chris half-shouted. "This is serous!"
"This COULD BE serious."
"I'm not taking chances. wewe know me."
"I could sum wewe up in two words, yes."
"Really?"
"Yes. Paranoid Prick."
"Thanks. That's put me...
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