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chicki: u r a grumpy old troll!

merastewart: Nuh uh!!! I think I'm just high from that weed I found in the bushes.!

chicki: !!!! did u kuvuka, msalaba that shaky punda bridge to get to the motherfuckin immigration office? xD

merastewart: Hell no mutha fuckah.... I was about to until dat bitch, kahaba walked up tellin me she Lost my weed.

chicki: the one that fucks all ur boyfriends and borrows all ur money? xD

merastewart: Hell yeah.... dat bitch, kahaba is fucked up FOH REAL!

chicki: go kick her muthafuckin punda ninja!

merastewart: Giiirl.... she...

chicki: *throws a mti at you*

merastewart: *throws an tembo at you*

chicki: wewe can’t throw yourself mera ;]
bahahaha!

merastewart: Atleast I didn't throw YOU.! A WOOLY MAMMOTH.!!

chicki: OH YEAH??!!! well you're a pig/anteater/evil unicorn!!!!!!!! =.=

merastewart: Well, I’d rather be an evil unicorn then a snorting COW!!

chicki: TOO BAD!!! you're both already!!!

merastewart: LIAR.!

chicki: FATTY!

merastewart: PIG.!

chicki: BUTTFACE!

merastewart: ASSFACE.! O:

chicki: CRAPHEAD!!!

merastewart: O:

chicki: yeah i went there. SUCK IT UP WOMAN!

merastewart: I'm NEVER talking to wewe again!

chicki:...

Merastewart: I have two types of dressing in my lettuce !

chicki: O: kewl

merastewart: xD ifkr!

chicki: does it taste yummeh?

merastewart: I'm having a dance party in my mouth! what u think!!' WAHOOOO. aww fuck. turn that shit off! no one wants to hear her squeaky voice !!

chicki: wtf??? xD

merastewart: xD

chicki: hahahahaha

merastewart: *music playing * it's Friday Friday gotta get down on Friday!! what the fuck did I say!! fuck a jembe, hoe sideways with a god damn rake

chicki: did u see me and johnys statuses?? how crazy....i alisema RAAWWRR and then he's like barking i asked him what in hell it was about...

Battle of the bad chakula jokes!!! xD


kaboomgirl: FWAAHH~! *tackles you* GIMME YOUR ICECREAM! >:D

chicki: Gaaaahhhh!!!! I am actually eating ice cream right now HOWDIDYOUKNOWTHAT stalkerrrrrrr?!! O:

kaboomgirl: I didn't know! Are wewe ALWAYS eating icecream? xD *takes a bite*

chicki: Who, me? Pshhh nooo...*shoves the ice cream onto your face* O:)

kaboomgirl: !!!!! *now have a face full of icecream* ......... *wipes some of it off and smooshes it in your hair* >:]

chicki: Oh its on like DONKEH KONG!!!! Lmao I just took a kuoga wewe jerk!! *grabs a bucket full of melted ice cream and dumps it...

We started kwa going back and forth on each others walls. xD so, if wewe tafuta around on our walls, you'll probly find this :D

kaboomgirl: Bwah!

chicki: Gwah o:

kaboomgirl: Chwah! O:

chicki: Fwah!

kaboomgirl: Dwahh!!

chicki: Kwaaahhh!!! Why are we doing this xD

kaboomgirl: Kwaah!! I don’t know xD

chicki: Dang!! I was gonna use kwah!! Youuuu stealer! xD Pwah!

kaboomgirl: O: PFFF!!! Twahh!!!

chicki: Gaarrr. Swaahhhh!

kaboomgirl: *plays the ULTIMATE card* WAAHHH! Xd

chicki: o:!!!!!! wewe little jerk!! LOL xD WHAAA-CHAAA!!! –if wewe do not recall, that is my superawesome karate chop sound. Orrrr!! Schockablooee!!!...