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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

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Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 16

On A Cold Night

December 1, 1952

It was 6:00 PM. The ponies would be heading nyumbani in an saa after a long siku of work.

Hawkeye: Ugh. It's freezing.
Coffee Creme: How can anypony stand to be out here?
Hawkeye: I've got no idea. We better wait in the station.
Coffee Creme: au at least drive a train.
Hawkeye: We only have an saa left of work Coff.
Coffee Creme: Coff?
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Ponies On The Rails

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Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 15

What's Cooking?

November 20, 1952

Everything was going well in Cheyenne. The workers were with Pete hearing their assignments.

Pete: There are some Thanksgiving decorations at Denver that need to be picked up. Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme. I need wewe to pick up the train of decorations at Denver.
Hawkeye: We got it.
Pete: Percy, wewe must maintain our engines at the servicing facility, and make sure they're running smoothly.
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Opinion by Canada24 posted siku 8 zilizopita
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In celebration of finally beating Red Dead 2.. Here's best nukuu of new protagonst, Arthur Morgan..


#1:
Arthur: Damn Marston. That's smart.. wewe might the only guy I know, to be half eaten kwa wolves, and come back a smarter man..

#2:
Arthur: As long as we get paid au wewe get shot I'm happy.

#3:
Arthur: Maybe when your mother is finished mourning your father... I'll keep her in black, on your behalf.

#4:
Arthur: John made it. He's the only one. Rest of us... No.

#5:
Arthur: This whole thing is pretty much done. We're zaidi ghosts than people.

#6:
Tommy: Come on than pretty boy!
Arthur: Pretty boy? You're kidding me, Pretty Boy!?

#7:
Micah: Seems were the only ones crazy enough to be out here.
Arthur: Don't speak to me about 'crazy'.

#8:
Arthur: I gave wewe all I had....
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted mwezi moja 1 uliopita
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The mwezi award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If wewe were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for our crossover parody.
Master Sword: Today's crossover parody will be Unfriended Daredevil.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We're combining a good onyesha with a bad movie. Enjoy.

Unfriended Daredevil

Starring Tom Foolery as Matt Murdock
Master Sword as Franklin "Foggy" Nelson
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted mwezi moja 1 uliopita
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: wewe see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let wewe know who Brony Of The mwezi is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, au laughing.
Master Sword: We didn't say anything funny yet, so they can't be laughing.
Tom: I got an idea. *Grabs a loudspeaker, and a grenade. He talks in the loudspeaker* Now listen up!! If wewe don't stop booing, I'll shove a grenade up your ass, and kill wewe in a matter of seconds.
Audience: *Becomes quiet*
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Opinion by Canada24 posted mwezi moja 1 uliopita
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#1:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!

Me: This is why hookers don't get paid much.


#2:
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all wewe want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!

ME: Try watching Shrek 2 dumbass..


#3:
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!

ME: Don't worry sweetheart, if your his first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay au a serial killer..


#4:
Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it kwa summer.

ME: Good idea, can't have zaidi of your kind running around..
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted mwezi moja 1 uliopita
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 14

Jeff And The upinde wa mvua

October 16, 1952

Jeff likes to tell ponies what to do. On every thursday, Jeff is responsible for telling Pierce, and Gordon how to work in the yards as they push the freight cars down the hump.

Jeff: Get the engines coupled to the train.
Gordon: *Drives engine* Coupling engine.
Hawkeye: We're on.
Jeff: *Connects air brakes* Air brakes are set, wewe are clear to push.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted mwezi moja 1 uliopita
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 13

The episode with a title that was too long, and needed a shorter title.

October 10, 1952

It was windy in Cheyenne, and Pierce just finished delivering a freight train into the yard.

Red Rose: Ok Hawkeye. Now wewe just gotta take the engine into the servicing facility.
Hawkeye: Ok.

Pierce's engine was a 2-8-0, and he soon uncoupled it from the train.

Hawkeye: *Backs engine into facility*
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Opinion by Canada24 posted mwezi moja 1 uliopita
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#10: ROY EARLE:
Earle has little respect for others. This is evident from various racist and misogynistic remarks that he makes throughout the game. He is also a opportunist. He aliiba a roll of money worth $1,000 which was actually evidence, after claiming "the department owed him fifty," when the department only owed him $20.

Between his uncaring snarky behavior,, lack of punishment, and his betrayal of Cole.. Nobody can find anything good to say except "he's kinda funny"


#9: DIMITRI:
The main villain of GTA 4. And at the juu of everybody's hate list..


#8: NAVI:
That annoying little fairy from Ocarina of Time..


#7: THOSE SNIPERS FROM DEADRISING 2:
God I hate these guys.. But that's mostly cause I'm not always sure how to fight them.. And they keep shooting at wewe when wewe run though that area, slowing wewe down..


#6: DR FONTAINE:
One of the most evil characters in LA Noire. Matched to Garret Mason.. Fontaine is willing to personally kill anyone who discovers his dirty secrets, even the man Fontaine had mentored and forced into dealing morphine for him.....
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance by- I was just kidding.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Today's crossover parody, Gone In 60 Minutes.
Tom: This crossover parody combines the onyesha 60 dakika with the 1974 film, Gone In 60 Seconds.
Master Sword: Sorry ponies, wewe won't see anyone impersonating Nicholas Cage.
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: It feels great to be back everypony.
Master Sword: Now we're starting off season 2.
Audience: *Cheers*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, juu Queer.
Audience: *Laughs*
Master Sword: This crossover parody combines juu Gear with Glee.
Audience: *Laughs*
Tom: And begin.

juu Queer

Starring Tom Foolery as Jeremy Clarkson
Master Sword as James May
Saten Twist as Richard Hammond
Mortomis as Will Schuester
Snow Wonder as Sue Sylvester
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Blaine Anderson
Aina as Rachel Berry
Sunny as Santana Lopez
Blaze as Kurt Hummel

At the juu Gear studio

Audience: *Cheering*
Jeremy: Hello everypony, and thank wewe for coming. Now, we have a problem.
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During the initial release, a crowd of protesters formed around the entrance to MGM, calling for a ban on the film. They claimed it would incite violence in children. Local news reporters were broadcasting live from the scene, and the producer David Kirschner was watching, disturbed kwa what he saw. Jeffrey Hilton, who worked with Kirschner at MGM, alisema he could defuse the situation in ten minutes. Hilton went down and spoke to the ringleader and then the group disbanded, to the chagrin of the newscasters. Hilton never specified whether it was threats au diplomacy that saved the day.

Original writer Don Mancini stated in an interview that his original script toyed with the audience a bit longer, making them wonder if young Andy was the killer rather than Chucky. This idea was used kwa Kevin Tenney in Pinocchio's Revenge (1996).

The working title for the film was "Blood Buddy," which seems to hakikisha the widely believed notion that the film was inspired kwa Hasbro's My Buddy toy doll, which also dressed in denim overalls and a striped shirt.
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Catherine Hicks (Karen) and Kevin Yagher (Chucky's creator) met on set and were married a mwaka later.

Chucky's full name, Charles Lee Ray, is derived from the names of notorious killers Charles Manson, Lee Harvey Oswald (assassin of John F. Kennedy) and James Earl ray (assassin of Martin Luther King).

In the scene where Chucky runs behind Maggie in the hallway, Chucky was actually played kwa Alex Vincent's younger sister.

The Chucky films have always been accused of inspiring violence in children. One case linked to the series was a gang in Manchester kidnapping and murdering a 16-year-old girl. While they tortured her, they forced her to listen to recordings of the gang leader repeating the catchphrase "I'm Chucky, wanna play?" Director Tom Holland has always defended the first film from these accusations, stating that viewers of horror sinema could only be influenced kwa their content if they were unbalanced to begin with.

The original plot idea was to have life-like Good Guy dolls that had blood and latex skin. If the kids tore the latex skin, they could go out and buy Official Good Guy bandages. In a blood-brother pact, Andy cut...
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Opinion by Canada24 posted mwezi moja 1 uliopita
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#5: JAMES FRANCO:
I always liked him, but I like that much zaidi in his current stage, part of the Seth Rogan gang. He’s so fun.. But still low because he often does similiar roles in that stage..


#4: WILL FARREL:
He use to be higher. And when he’s funny, he’s REALLY funny., but I don’t like his new sinema most times, so he’s lower..


#3: CHARLIE DAY:
He and Kevin Hart have funny voices, and seem to be aware of it, so uses them..


#2: KEAGAN MICHAEL KEY:
Who doesn’t upendo this guy..


#1: MARK WAHLBERG
Marky mark is my number one.. He makes any movie better. Even The Happening, as it’s funny how little he gives the role.. Other than that one I never seen Mark do a bad prefamance, I swear. Not really much else to be said..
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 12

Bad Coffee

October 6, 1952

It was a wonderful siku in Cheyenne. The sun was setting, and Coffee Creme was getting close to finishing her work.

Coffee Creme: *walking to train yard*
Jeff: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hi Jeff.
Red Rose: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hello Red Rose.
Red Rose: Going nyumbani yet?
Coffee Creme: No, not yet. I've got to do some work with Gordon.
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 11

Night Shift

September 30, 1952

At Sherman kilima in Cheyenne Wyoming

Hawkeye: *driving diesels* First freight I've ever driven powered kwa diesels.
Coffee Creme: Quite a shame that those challengers, and big boys won't be around much longer.
Hawkeye: Pete alisema he'd save those to be scrapped for last. They're our most powerful engines. We can't get rid of those now, can we?
Coffee Creme: No.
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#1: FREDDY KRUEGER:
n the original continuity, Freddy Krueger is the dream-invading ghost of a child murderer, seeking to continue his spree. In life, he kept missing children's pictures of his victims in a scrapbook and posed as an unassuming, caring father before his wife discovered the truth; he then murders his wife with no hesitation. When he got off on a technicality, the people of Springwood lynched Freddy, at which point he makes a bargain with demonic forces to become, in his own words, "what nightmares are made of". He uses his newfound powers to find increasingly creative ways to torture and murder his dozens of victims for his own amusement kwa using their primal fears against them, all the while cracking jokes..

The twisted part.. The sequels often have us "root for Freddy".. Because of hiis constant trolling, and Robert England's prefamance..


#2: PHILLIP "THE GOVERNOR" BLAKE (comics):
Phillip has disturbing similarities to Jim Jones and Charles Manson.. He manpulates Woodbury kwa hiding his true colours, and uigizaji like a kind rational person to them.
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye: *stops train at station* Hi. My name is Peirce Hawkins, though someponies prefer to call me Hawkeye. For ten episodes of this season, I have made many readers of this series very happy, and gave them a good laugh. Well, not all of them came from me, but I tried! Now let's take a look at some of the highlights we all enjoyed.

Episode 1

Hawkeye: Hi, wewe must be my new moto mare.
Coffee Creme: Yup.
Hawkeye: Name's Peirce Hawkins, though some ponies call me Hawkeye. Climb aboard, and we'll get going.
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Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our onyesha where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, au played as characters in skits. For instance, upinde wa mvua Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The punda punda Inn skit.

We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle

Audience: *Cheering*

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Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first siku of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoMgnJDXd3k

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I'm pretty sure the answer is nein. My best friend Rarity told me.
Twilight: Unfortunately, you're wrong.
Pinkie Pie: Screw that sex addict for giving me the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Though, I'm pretty sure someone else is doing that to her already.
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: hujambo everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: And who does the award go to?
Tom: Canada24.
Master Sword: F**k him, he doesn't deserve it.
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Why are we always standing in front of the exact same house?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Don't ask me. Ask the director.
Master Sword: He's not even here.
Tom: Why not?
Master Sword: He got arrested for drunk driving, and attacking a police officer, thinking it was a zombie panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Strange.... very very strange. Today's crossover parody, Barbie: Life In The Russian Front.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We are combining Barbie: Life In The Dreamhouse with Call Of Duty.
Tom: Instead of f**king around with fashion, and all that bullshit, Barbie learns how to kill others.
Master Sword: For the boys that like Barbie, wewe don't have to worry about being made fun of. Barbie is now a soldier that kicks ass.
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: hujambo everypony.
Audience: Hey!!
Tom: How are wewe doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why would wewe tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing. Anyway, we got some bad news. It's about Warner Brothers.
Master Sword: Oh great.
Tom: They now have taken control of the Paramount movie studio, and are now placing their logos on DVD covers in the back.
Master Sword: When will they stop?
Tom: I'm not sure, but now they own My Little Pony.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: They're most likely going to actually put pornography in the onyesha like they do with half of the sinema they produce.
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW mwaka ASSHOLES!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some guns into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I upendo Austrian guns!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: All wewe do is just stand in front of a TV watching billions of ponies freeze their punda off just so they can watch a ball songesha down.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pony: Hey! Shut up, and let us sleep!
Master Sword: Let's make this quick before we get arrested!
Tom: Right. Today's crossover parody is Into The Hoods.
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, wewe finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's krisimasi List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got zaidi important news.
Tom: Yes. In the awali episode, we forgot to announce the brony of the month.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes. I know. We suck.
Tom: I don't. Anyway, December's Brony of the mwezi goes to Purrloinedlove. She made a club dedicated to our comedy series, and for that, we thank her.
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: We're becoming famous!!
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Welcome of my Halloween inspired movie reviews.

I been kusoma many of Wind's reviews only to realize "I SUCK at reviewing".. But also, his Halloween review did give me a review.. Lets talk about the third..

Now, firstly. Movie two, that was suppose to be the end of Michael.. The producer wanted different stories.. Different villains.. But people just wanted Michael. So they were forced to revive him. Hense why the sinema became worse and worse.. Even after Halloween H20 gave us the perfect death. No, it wasn't enough for people.. Just like Jason and Freddy. Michael had to be done to death.. He sadly was.. Least the Freddy sinema are fun about it though, with Freddy becoming zaidi and zaidi of a troll..

Anyway, this, completely misunderstood, movie is about about the true intentions of Silver Shamrock, and it's song. Which I promise will be stuck in your head kwa the end of the film..

It's defiantly not as spooky as the first. Maybe not at all. But it's still kinda creepy.
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