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The series is set in GTA5, but Seras is a Hellsing crossover character who became my inayopendelewa because of it..

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#1:
"I have to ask… So do wewe Wanyonya damu really drink blood?" Carly asked, wearing a George Thorogood & The Destroyers T-Shirt. It gives Carly an idea on what to give Seras for her birthday inayofuata month, it's obvious who Seras's inayopendelewa band is. And she saw plenty of V.H. T-Shirts when she went shopping last week.

"Twice a mwezi it's needed for us to keep full strength, personally, I steal from the blood bank. It feels...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Seanthehedgehog & Fefe2002 present

Rainbow Dash Gets Sued

Ponies: *walking around Ponyville*

Hasbro narrator: Generic plot, generic plot, generic plot, generic plot. Generic plot, generic plot, generic plot.

Snips & Snails: *running along houses*

Hasbro narrator: Generic plot, buy ours toys, generic plot, buy ours toys, generic plot, buy ours toys, buy ours toys, generic-

Rainbow Dash: AH, ENOUGH ALREADY!! *looks at script* This story has nothing to do with the title! I mean look at this!! upinde wa mvua Dash gets sued?! What kind of an idiot would write a story about me getting sued?

Pinkie Pie:...
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posted by Canada24
In celebration of finally beating Red Dead 2.. Here's best nukuu of new protagonst, Arthur Morgan..


#1:
Arthur: Damn Marston. That's smart.. wewe might the only guy I know, to be half eaten kwa wolves, and come back a smarter man..

#2:
Arthur: As long as we get paid au wewe get shot I'm happy.

#3:
Arthur: Maybe when your mother is finished mourning your father... I'll keep her in black, on your behalf.

#4:
Arthur: John made it. He's the only one. Rest of us... No.

#5:
Arthur: This whole thing is pretty much done. We're zaidi ghosts than people.

#6:
Tommy: Come on than pretty boy!
Arthur: Pretty boy? You're kidding me, Pretty Boy!?

#7:
Micah: Seems were the only ones crazy enough to be out here.
Arthur: Don't speak to me about 'crazy'.

#8:
Arthur: I gave wewe all I had....
posted by Seanthehedgehog


Here are two previews to shabiki fictions coming soon to this very club.

The Storm - 2015

Theme song: link

Ten miles from Ponyville, kwa the Delamare River is a town called Frenchtown. Hundreds of ponies live there, and together, they must survive.....

The Storm

Starring in alphabetical order

Aurora from Alinah_09
Barry from SeanTheHedgehog
Ditto from Canada24
Emerald Ivy from Dragonaura15
Fire Vi Equestria from Jordy_Dash
Jesse from SeanTheHedgehog
Joe from SeanTheHedgehog
Katana Sun from BlondLionEzel
Lexi from Sonicexeluv
Orion from Alinah_09
Saten Twist from Canada24
Snowflake from Alinah_09...
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Grand Theft Auto has become one of the best selling games ever made, selling literally millions of copies and zaidi than games like Modern Warfare, Skyrim, Ocarina of Time, and even getting one up over Super Mario Bros. It just goes to onyesha that children really do give zaidi of a shit about GTA than Nintendo’s icon. But we’re not here to talk about GTA…. okay, we are, but not positively. We’re here to talk about the most hated characters in the game. Yeah, being in the criminal Underworld for five games and eight other ones with no numbers in it, you're bound to run into at least one...
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#1: THE POKEMON STORY:
WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He alisema it was the worst shabiki fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking onyesha it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?

The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the juu of the list. The things that...
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#1:
"[during a robbery] Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing! ON THE FLOOR! NOW!"


#2:
"I'm rich, I'm miserable.. I'm pretty average for this town"


#3:
"You twisted fuck! Your a dead man!"


#4:
"nothing.. I was just Lost in an old 80's movie montage"


#5:
"(sparing hostage) Forget a thousand things every dad pal... Why don't wewe make sure this one of them"


#6:
Jimmy De Santa: Hey, let's bounce.
Michael De Santa: Bounce? We're bouncing now? Is that what we're doing? Jesus fucking Christ.


#7:
Dr. Isiah Friedlander: Your...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
"It's one if wewe want to drop a plastic cup.. 'sorry man, I'll clean that up'. But if wewe drop a glass bia bottle.. wewe pretty much just fucked up the whole party!"


#2:
"Don't be that guy... Example one.. Your at the library, probably studying.. All of a sudden... Here comes that loud phone guy.. Guy literary, enters the room like, "HAWHAWHAWHAW!!.. YEAH BRO!.. RAGING FACE!.. ME AND DALE!!"


#3:
"There are always a way to know people are on steroids.. For instance if front body is like the Hulk but the legs are like friggin SpongeBob.. Their probably on steroids!... au there's also the fact...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is the first siku of Summer, and-
Tom: Hold it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today is not the first siku of Summer. That will happen this Sunday.
Master Sword: Oh. Right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Twilight gets called a slut, even though Rarity is the slut.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Mean Equestria Girls...
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#1: MARCUS MICHAEL FENIX:

"Feel that? That's from Dom, and everyone else wewe killed, wewe bitch!" Marcus to Myrrah, while stabbing her.



I only played Gears 3 and 4.. But I get the basics.. Stupid monsters wanting to kill humanity because the Myrah bitch, kahaba hates us..

Marcus is voiced kwa John DiMaggio. The same John DiMaggio who voiced Jake from Adventure time, and Bender from Futurama, voices the angry, deep voice, cynical, Sgt Finx.
The man we been playing as, all the way till Gears of war 4.. Which, kwa the way, is AWESOME kwa the way.

Marcus Fenix is generally gruff and aggressive. He is a...
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posted by Canada24
EPISODE 1:

So..
I finally found it in English.

It's not as good as I hoped.
But.
Nor was it as bad as I expected.

It's.. In between.

I haven't forgot it's Japennesse.
And. Not trying to be racist.
But Japen has all the weird shit.
Ever seen there commericals?
All wewe have to do is go onto Windwakers club.
He has these fucked up TV commericals.
And I wouldn't be serprised if most of them were Japennesse.

Anyway.

Didn't really have a inayopendelewa character.
Though kinda looking foward to Jan Valentine's episode.
Ever seen his clips.
He's actually pretty funny in the real one.
Too bad the actor, Josh...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Hines: Now listen, I'm just bored as wewe are.. But we're gonna all listen as this dork finishes his little useless yackedy yack yack.


#2:
Hines: WHAT!? IN THE NAME OF GOD!? JUST HAPPENED!?
Yomanshi: I don't think they were fooled coach.
Hines: Is that what wewe THINK Yomanshi!? Maybe that's because wewe decided to start standing in open territory!


#3:
Hines: STOP IT! au I WILL SET wewe ON FIRE!!


#4:
Hines: I swear to god in heaven I will turn your eyes into scrambled eggs.. DON'T ASK ME HOW!!


#5:
Hines: Out there.. Is our enemy.. The norwood, academy for deranged boys... And they.. Would like nothing...
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Been seeing it about four months now, and it's the most "quotable" series EVER...

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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd wewe leave the toilet kiti, kiti cha up?
Peele: bitch, kahaba WHY WAS wewe LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?


#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.


#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do wewe even WANT to hang out!?
Peele: (texting calmly) Like I said...
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BEST OF ANDERSON:

Anderson: Please support the official release, wewe protestant fuckbucket.

Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my inayopendelewa cereal- (gets decapitacated)
Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my inayopendelewa cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE!
Anderson: Well. wewe know what time it is.. (Rape time)

Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?

Intergra: wewe do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement.
Anderson: Oh. And...
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#10: Batman: Gotham kwa Gaslight



Now here is the real R Rated animated Batman movie. Unlike The Killing Joke, which was a good movie but was utter shit in the first thirty minutes, Gotham kwa Gaslight is pretty decent all over. Taking place in an alternate timeline where Gotham is a Victorian London city, Batman must stop Jack the Ripper as he walks the streets of Gotham, killing women. With a plot like this, wewe would think they'd just use The Joker again, like they always do. But instead, they resort to using a character wewe would never expect. I won't say who, but I was pretty surprised,...
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#1:
Woods: (catch phrase) wewe CAN'T KILL ME!!


#2:
Mason: Woods, wewe look like hammered shit!
Woods: Looks don't count for shit in the jungle. This is 'Nam baby!


#3:
Woods: (when Mason "player" shoots him) wewe do that again! I'll kill you!


#4:
Woods: Back in '64, the CIA gave up control of covert operations in South-East Asia... handed it over to the US military. From that, MAC-V-SOG was born. Now aside from being a base for the Marine Corps, Khe Sanh is our launching point for all cross-border activities. Mostly Laos and Cambodia. Missions are S&D, sabotage, black propaganda, strategic reconnaissance,...
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posted by Canada24
 R.I.P
R.I.P
#1:
Billy: Then answer the God damn question. Why the fuck haven't wewe gotten it back for me, friend-brother?
Johnny: One word: business. Like I told wewe when wewe were in there, au were wewe so busy playing holier-than-thou wewe started believing your own bullshit?
Billy: GET! MY! BIKE!
Johnny: What am I!? YOUR FUCKIN DOG!?


#2:
Brian: Please Johnny, I'm bagging yo-
Johnny: (points a pistol at Brian's head) SHUT UP BRIAN! For once in your life do NOT be a pussy!... (ready to pull the trigger) wewe GOTTA TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!


#3:
Johnny: I like you, Ray. Still keep your humor in the midst of an almighty...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Packie McReary: What do ya think of Niko, Gracie?
Gracie Ancelotti: (gagged) Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Packie McReary: Gracie, you're sweet.


#2:
Packie McReary: What a girl! I think she likes you. Word to the wise, though - she don't put out. Which is convenient, 'cause if she did, I'd have to kill you.
Niko Bellic: Understood.
Packie McReary: Good lad.


#3:
Kate McReary: Oh, hey, Niko.
Niko Bellic: Hey, Kate.
Packie McReary: Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy.
Kate McReary: We're talking, not having casual sex, Patrick... I pray after the amount of practice...
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#10:
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even London bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. London Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.

#9:
Alucard: Walter, do wewe know what my juu three inayopendelewa things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. sekunde is Nazis. Can wewe guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!

#8:
Anderson: wewe will witness what happens what here today, and wewe will will speak of it later.. Except wewe won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).

#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, wewe already alisema that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three dakika later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS...
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