First things first..
Like Gears of War.
I only ever played the third one (both fuckin awesome kwa the way).
But like with Gears of War 3.
I feel no 'need' of buying the old ones.
The third Max Payne seemed pretty self explaintory.
He's an retired cop who Lost his family, and is very misable and rarely sober, as he has little to be "sober" for.
Anyway.
I'm not sure if it's just me.
But Max and John seem to have quite a lot in common.
The most obvious of these.
Is they both have the same sense of dark sarcasm.
Both are the type of characters. Who probably tell wewe to "relax and 'lighten up" before setting wewe on fire.
But less obviously.
They both don't see themselves as "heros".
In fact. Max dosen't seem to have any form of self confidence at all.
Of coarse.
This is understandable after all he lost.
But John is probably the same.
Though the reasons for it aren't as "obvious", as they are for Payne..
I wish I could say more.
But all I can say is,
They both have the perfect voices for it.
We all know who Bruce Willis is these days.
But there's very little I know about James McCaffee.
So I don't have much to say there.
Anyway.
Please leave comments..
Like Gears of War.
I only ever played the third one (both fuckin awesome kwa the way).
But like with Gears of War 3.
I feel no 'need' of buying the old ones.
The third Max Payne seemed pretty self explaintory.
He's an retired cop who Lost his family, and is very misable and rarely sober, as he has little to be "sober" for.
Anyway.
I'm not sure if it's just me.
But Max and John seem to have quite a lot in common.
The most obvious of these.
Is they both have the same sense of dark sarcasm.
Both are the type of characters. Who probably tell wewe to "relax and 'lighten up" before setting wewe on fire.
But less obviously.
They both don't see themselves as "heros".
In fact. Max dosen't seem to have any form of self confidence at all.
Of coarse.
This is understandable after all he lost.
But John is probably the same.
Though the reasons for it aren't as "obvious", as they are for Payne..
I wish I could say more.
But all I can say is,
They both have the perfect voices for it.
We all know who Bruce Willis is these days.
But there's very little I know about James McCaffee.
So I don't have much to say there.
Anyway.
Please leave comments..
#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, au drake and Josh. Heck. Even iCarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his video (just kidding)..
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, au drake and Josh. Heck. Even iCarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his video (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The papa may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most maarufu mistake that people make. songesha slowly toward the pwani au a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms au kick au splash while wewe swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the papa and the open ocean, songesha away, au else the papa will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the papa DOSE attack, wewe still need to stay calm. I know this is easier alisema than done. But. wewe need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
The papa may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most maarufu mistake that people make. songesha slowly toward the pwani au a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms au kick au splash while wewe swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the papa and the open ocean, songesha away, au else the papa will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the papa DOSE attack, wewe still need to stay calm. I know this is easier alisema than done. But. wewe need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..