DERPY HOOVES/SWORD:
Derpy: I live with my alcoholic cousin.. I've seen worse.
Derpy: *bucks enamy in the throat, and throws him against the wall* I'm sorry. Did that hurt?
Derpy: (laughs) Worst, bedtime, story, ever!
Derpy: I'm bored.. Wanna open the window and scream hurtful maoni towards on going people for no reason?
Game onyesha host: Name something, that excits you?
Derpy: OHHH!! EATING A PEBBLE!!
Derpy: Cause I don't get killed kwa the first boss.
Derpy: Well.. People always say I have pretty eyes.. But still. There not suppose to be like this. I.. I had an accident. Jumped to hard on my bed. Should of lessened to Saten. My own fault.
Derpy: (seeing zombies attack and realizes she needs to get Saten mad at the zombies, so he would kill them) Um. Saten. te know T dog from Walking Dead?
Saten: Yeah.. He's my preferito character.
Derpy: Well.. He died.
Saten: NOO!!
Derpy: Got eaten da zombies
Saten: (enraged) FUCK THOSE ZOMBIES (attacks)
Derpy: (holding gun) I"LL KILL YOU!
Unknown: (making Derpy think he killed her husband) Look, just put down the gun... wewe wouldn't have the guts to kill m-
Derpy: (shoots him in both legs)
Unknown: .... Okay, your shoot me, but won't kill m-
Derpy: (shoots him in the head).
Derpy: Well, I guess I'll sit here an- (falls asleep before finishing).
(job interview)
Boss: So... wewe want a job?
Derpy: I tell wewe what I want... To sleep with your son!
Boss: ... Nobody's ever spoken to me like that.
Derpy: That's cause everybody is too distracted kwa the butt wewe call a face.
Boss: ............ Your hired.
Derpy: (disappointed) Shit.
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applejack TWIST:
AJ: wewe kidding.. He use to get drunk when ALREADY drunk... He even threw up on my tail.. Twice.
AJ: wewe took my Saten! Where is he!
Gangster: I ain't telling wewe shit!
AJ: Prehaps wewe didn't hear me... (punches him in the face violently) WHERE IS HE!!
Saten: I'm gonna miss having applejack though
AJ: But I'm wait here
Saten: No.. I meant the drink.
AJ: What drink.
Saten: Applejack.
AJ: *annoyed* What!?
Saten: No. applejack is a type of alcohol.
AJ: Oh.. Right.. Silly me.
AJ: I told wewe not to print that story! Now everybody thinks I'm a slut!
Flashwave: But wewe ARE a slut!.. I'm just helping people to see it!
Pinkie: (there to comfort AJ) Shut up! No she's not!
Flashwave: (punches her) Stay outta this wewe dumb pink bitch!
AJ: (angrily) HEY!!
Flashwave: (blows raspberry)
AJ: Apologize to her, NOW!!
Flashwave: I don't have to lesson to you.. Dumb slut!
AJ: I may be a slut but I know how to kill a man.. Painfully!
Flashwave: Yeah, sure thing, ugly whore.
AJ: (eye twitches) Can wewe put your hoof on counter?
Flashwave: (Does so) Your not gonna try and find a way to have sex with it, are you, local slut?
AJ: (staves a kisu into his hoof, making it stuck on the counter)
Flashwave: (Groans in pain) wewe goddamn bitch
Pinkie: (recording this) (this is hilarious).
Flashwave: wewe fucking bitch, kahaba (Tries to get the kisu out of his hoof)
AJ: (smashes his face against the counter breaking nose).
Flashwave: wewe goddamn bitch, kahaba (Keeps trying to get the kisu out of him)
AJ: (unaware Pinkie is recording this) Sorry wewe have to see this Pinkie
Pinkie: Oh, come on. I'm enjoying this
AJ: Really?
Pinkie: Hey, that keki fanfic wasn't ENTIRELY false
Flashwave: Pinkie is a slut as wel-
AJ: (LITERARY stabs him in the back)
Flashwave: (Screams in pain) wewe goddamn bitch
Flashwave: (dead with multiple stab wounds)
AJ: (shocked of her own actions) Where the hell did that come from?
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Pinkie: Well, it happens
AJ: AJ: Well, ya know... Didn' your parents have that talk about the birds and the bees when wewe were younger'?
Sword: Your actually pretty hot when I see wewe properly. How come we never hooked up?
AJ: wewe alisema you'd rather jump head first into an active volcano.
Sword: ... Oh.
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SATEN:
Saten: Well girl's we killed the bottle.
AJ: I had half a glass.
Pinkie: I didn't have any-
Saten: Okay! Don't judge me!
AJ: (nuzzling Saten lovingly)
Saten: Huh.. That's so adorable, your like a cat. Only cuter.
Pinkie: (after battle) Umm.. Saten.
Saten: (sees a kisu stabbed into him) holly shit, when did I get stabbed!?... That's fuckin AWESOME!!
Saten: (to AppleBloom's new boyfriend) Lesson here.. I want wewe to remember, that little girl was always like a daughter to me. So I don't want any funny business. Because wewe make her cry, (shows fist) I make wewe cry!
(Doctor Phil spoof)
Phil McGraw: Okay.. So here's our inayofuata guest. Saten Twist.
Saten: Yeah. I've been a bit off lately.
Phil: Yes. I looked at your files.. And I must say.. There are 13 signs, to a psychopath.. But wewe have 29 of them.
Saten: (offended) Well. That's not very nic-
Phil: How dose your wife handle it?
Saten: Can wewe please leave AppleJack out of this.
Phil: Say? What's her number?
Saten: (gets up angrily) MotherFUCKER!
Phil: (nervous) ... Saten Twist everyone! (audience cheers)
Saten: I HATE wewe ALL!! (audience claps even MORE).
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DITTO:
una: Say.. What happened to the escaping prisoner?
Ditto: Well.. I hit him with my car.
Luna: wewe hit him!?
Ditto: Yep.
Luna: wewe ran over, a fellow pony!?
Ditto: Sure did,
Luna: But.. What about Celestia's rule!?
Ditto: ... Didn't kill him.
(shows the prisoner in the hospital, everything but his head is bandaged up)
Prisoner: (to nurse) wewe wanna know. How I got these scars!?
Nurse: (heard it before) Hmm,. From Ditto?
Prisoner: From, Ditto!!
Celestia: Ditto, dear, we need your help again.
Ditto: (groans) fine... (sarcastically) someone better be dying!
(skips ahead a bit)
Sick pony: I'm dying!
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MASTER SWORD:
Derpy: It's not ALWAYS about the woman wewe know.
Sword: huh.
Derpy: What?
Sword: Nothing. Just, rethinking my whole... Entire life
(sword playing golf on natural television)
Sword: Alright., ball. Time to go home.. (misses and starts yelling at the ball) wewe little son of a (bleep). Why couldnt wewe just go HOME!? That is your HOME! wewe too good for your HOME!? ANSWER MEEEE!!!!
Sword: (throws the flag in anger) SUCK MY GREEN punda BALL!! (the flag knocks over one of the camera man's)
Sword: (pacing and enraged) (bleep)ED WITH THE WRONG MOTHER(bleep)ER! (literary EVERY word is being bleeped out)
Sword: and that. Derpy.. Is how I got my wallet back from those crazy, insane aliens.
Sword: (first hearing of Saten's crush on AJ from Derpy having told him).. I see... Excuse me Derpy, I gotta make a phone call... (off view) hujambo Red Head! I heard wewe have a crush on some cow girl!
Saten: (stupidly from other side of phone) WHO IS THIS!? HOW wewe GETTING THIS INFOMATION!?
Derpy: Who are you!?
Pony: My name i- (gets shot dead)
Derpy: (angrily to Sword) wewe SHOT HIM!
Sword: (holding gun) duaa. That's what guns are FOR!
Sword: If wewe don't shut up! I'll rip off your fuckin legs and beat wewe to death with them!!
Derpy: I can never help but imagine what kinda person wewe would of became, if it weren't for me..
(vision)
Sword: (gang leader) Alright boys! Let's rob the bank! Give the money to the poor, then rob the poor AND SHOOT THE MONEY!! (he and the gang all cheer)
Derpy: What happened to the AlexMane guy?
Sword: He's being handled kwa juu men.
Derpy: Who?
Sword: juu men.
Sword: When wewe get to hell! Tell em Master Sword sent ya!!
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THE END:
That's all of them..
Please maoni
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Derpy: I live with my alcoholic cousin.. I've seen worse.
Derpy: *bucks enamy in the throat, and throws him against the wall* I'm sorry. Did that hurt?
Derpy: (laughs) Worst, bedtime, story, ever!
Derpy: I'm bored.. Wanna open the window and scream hurtful maoni towards on going people for no reason?
Game onyesha host: Name something, that excits you?
Derpy: OHHH!! EATING A PEBBLE!!
Derpy: Cause I don't get killed kwa the first boss.
Derpy: Well.. People always say I have pretty eyes.. But still. There not suppose to be like this. I.. I had an accident. Jumped to hard on my bed. Should of lessened to Saten. My own fault.
Derpy: (seeing zombies attack and realizes she needs to get Saten mad at the zombies, so he would kill them) Um. Saten. te know T dog from Walking Dead?
Saten: Yeah.. He's my preferito character.
Derpy: Well.. He died.
Saten: NOO!!
Derpy: Got eaten da zombies
Saten: (enraged) FUCK THOSE ZOMBIES (attacks)
Derpy: (holding gun) I"LL KILL YOU!
Unknown: (making Derpy think he killed her husband) Look, just put down the gun... wewe wouldn't have the guts to kill m-
Derpy: (shoots him in both legs)
Unknown: .... Okay, your shoot me, but won't kill m-
Derpy: (shoots him in the head).
Derpy: Well, I guess I'll sit here an- (falls asleep before finishing).
(job interview)
Boss: So... wewe want a job?
Derpy: I tell wewe what I want... To sleep with your son!
Boss: ... Nobody's ever spoken to me like that.
Derpy: That's cause everybody is too distracted kwa the butt wewe call a face.
Boss: ............ Your hired.
Derpy: (disappointed) Shit.
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applejack TWIST:
AJ: wewe kidding.. He use to get drunk when ALREADY drunk... He even threw up on my tail.. Twice.
AJ: wewe took my Saten! Where is he!
Gangster: I ain't telling wewe shit!
AJ: Prehaps wewe didn't hear me... (punches him in the face violently) WHERE IS HE!!
Saten: I'm gonna miss having applejack though
AJ: But I'm wait here
Saten: No.. I meant the drink.
AJ: What drink.
Saten: Applejack.
AJ: *annoyed* What!?
Saten: No. applejack is a type of alcohol.
AJ: Oh.. Right.. Silly me.
AJ: I told wewe not to print that story! Now everybody thinks I'm a slut!
Flashwave: But wewe ARE a slut!.. I'm just helping people to see it!
Pinkie: (there to comfort AJ) Shut up! No she's not!
Flashwave: (punches her) Stay outta this wewe dumb pink bitch!
AJ: (angrily) HEY!!
Flashwave: (blows raspberry)
AJ: Apologize to her, NOW!!
Flashwave: I don't have to lesson to you.. Dumb slut!
AJ: I may be a slut but I know how to kill a man.. Painfully!
Flashwave: Yeah, sure thing, ugly whore.
AJ: (eye twitches) Can wewe put your hoof on counter?
Flashwave: (Does so) Your not gonna try and find a way to have sex with it, are you, local slut?
AJ: (staves a kisu into his hoof, making it stuck on the counter)
Flashwave: (Groans in pain) wewe goddamn bitch
Pinkie: (recording this) (this is hilarious).
Flashwave: wewe fucking bitch, kahaba (Tries to get the kisu out of his hoof)
AJ: (smashes his face against the counter breaking nose).
Flashwave: wewe goddamn bitch, kahaba (Keeps trying to get the kisu out of him)
AJ: (unaware Pinkie is recording this) Sorry wewe have to see this Pinkie
Pinkie: Oh, come on. I'm enjoying this
AJ: Really?
Pinkie: Hey, that keki fanfic wasn't ENTIRELY false
Flashwave: Pinkie is a slut as wel-
AJ: (LITERARY stabs him in the back)
Flashwave: (Screams in pain) wewe goddamn bitch
Flashwave: (dead with multiple stab wounds)
AJ: (shocked of her own actions) Where the hell did that come from?
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Pinkie: Well, it happens
AJ: AJ: Well, ya know... Didn' your parents have that talk about the birds and the bees when wewe were younger'?
Sword: Your actually pretty hot when I see wewe properly. How come we never hooked up?
AJ: wewe alisema you'd rather jump head first into an active volcano.
Sword: ... Oh.
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Here's scenes I forgot to add for best of Saten and Ditto and Sword..
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SATEN:
Saten: Well girl's we killed the bottle.
AJ: I had half a glass.
Pinkie: I didn't have any-
Saten: Okay! Don't judge me!
AJ: (nuzzling Saten lovingly)
Saten: Huh.. That's so adorable, your like a cat. Only cuter.
Pinkie: (after battle) Umm.. Saten.
Saten: (sees a kisu stabbed into him) holly shit, when did I get stabbed!?... That's fuckin AWESOME!!
Saten: (to AppleBloom's new boyfriend) Lesson here.. I want wewe to remember, that little girl was always like a daughter to me. So I don't want any funny business. Because wewe make her cry, (shows fist) I make wewe cry!
(Doctor Phil spoof)
Phil McGraw: Okay.. So here's our inayofuata guest. Saten Twist.
Saten: Yeah. I've been a bit off lately.
Phil: Yes. I looked at your files.. And I must say.. There are 13 signs, to a psychopath.. But wewe have 29 of them.
Saten: (offended) Well. That's not very nic-
Phil: How dose your wife handle it?
Saten: Can wewe please leave AppleJack out of this.
Phil: Say? What's her number?
Saten: (gets up angrily) MotherFUCKER!
Phil: (nervous) ... Saten Twist everyone! (audience cheers)
Saten: I HATE wewe ALL!! (audience claps even MORE).
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DITTO:
una: Say.. What happened to the escaping prisoner?
Ditto: Well.. I hit him with my car.
Luna: wewe hit him!?
Ditto: Yep.
Luna: wewe ran over, a fellow pony!?
Ditto: Sure did,
Luna: But.. What about Celestia's rule!?
Ditto: ... Didn't kill him.
(shows the prisoner in the hospital, everything but his head is bandaged up)
Prisoner: (to nurse) wewe wanna know. How I got these scars!?
Nurse: (heard it before) Hmm,. From Ditto?
Prisoner: From, Ditto!!
Celestia: Ditto, dear, we need your help again.
Ditto: (groans) fine... (sarcastically) someone better be dying!
(skips ahead a bit)
Sick pony: I'm dying!
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MASTER SWORD:
Derpy: It's not ALWAYS about the woman wewe know.
Sword: huh.
Derpy: What?
Sword: Nothing. Just, rethinking my whole... Entire life
(sword playing golf on natural television)
Sword: Alright., ball. Time to go home.. (misses and starts yelling at the ball) wewe little son of a (bleep). Why couldnt wewe just go HOME!? That is your HOME! wewe too good for your HOME!? ANSWER MEEEE!!!!
Sword: (throws the flag in anger) SUCK MY GREEN punda BALL!! (the flag knocks over one of the camera man's)
Sword: (pacing and enraged) (bleep)ED WITH THE WRONG MOTHER(bleep)ER! (literary EVERY word is being bleeped out)
Sword: and that. Derpy.. Is how I got my wallet back from those crazy, insane aliens.
Sword: (first hearing of Saten's crush on AJ from Derpy having told him).. I see... Excuse me Derpy, I gotta make a phone call... (off view) hujambo Red Head! I heard wewe have a crush on some cow girl!
Saten: (stupidly from other side of phone) WHO IS THIS!? HOW wewe GETTING THIS INFOMATION!?
Derpy: Who are you!?
Pony: My name i- (gets shot dead)
Derpy: (angrily to Sword) wewe SHOT HIM!
Sword: (holding gun) duaa. That's what guns are FOR!
Sword: If wewe don't shut up! I'll rip off your fuckin legs and beat wewe to death with them!!
Derpy: I can never help but imagine what kinda person wewe would of became, if it weren't for me..
(vision)
Sword: (gang leader) Alright boys! Let's rob the bank! Give the money to the poor, then rob the poor AND SHOOT THE MONEY!! (he and the gang all cheer)
Derpy: What happened to the AlexMane guy?
Sword: He's being handled kwa juu men.
Derpy: Who?
Sword: juu men.
Sword: When wewe get to hell! Tell em Master Sword sent ya!!
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THE END:
That's all of them..
Please maoni
:)
Fellowship of the Ring was playing on tv.
I watched for the first time in nearly four years.
These sinema are even better than I remember.
The expression "one ring to rule them all" really IS how it happened.
Rings seem to some sort of powers in their world.
And Mordor is basically "hell".
So it's a ring from hell.
And this ring is as powerful as they get. It can brainwash anyone, and I mean ANYONE. Due to it's impartiality, beauty, and well, anything really.
But what I like about it.
Just about everything about this movie, gives off sort of a creepy vib.
But I like that in movies, makes me zaidi into it.
So yeah.
upendo IT!!
I watched for the first time in nearly four years.
These sinema are even better than I remember.
The expression "one ring to rule them all" really IS how it happened.
Rings seem to some sort of powers in their world.
And Mordor is basically "hell".
So it's a ring from hell.
And this ring is as powerful as they get. It can brainwash anyone, and I mean ANYONE. Due to it's impartiality, beauty, and well, anything really.
But what I like about it.
Just about everything about this movie, gives off sort of a creepy vib.
But I like that in movies, makes me zaidi into it.
So yeah.
upendo IT!!
I missed my chance.. I'm always one mwaka behind in this show.. But now that their inaonyesha every episode in order, to prepare for the new season 7, so I'm getting my chance.
I'm so excited, especially cause it has Steven Ogg in it now. (AKA, this guy).
It's pretty easy to say that Grand Theft Auto did a lot for this guy, cause now just about everyone knows who he is.
It's weird how he always protrays nutcase's like Trevor, when the real Steve Ogg is such a nice guy from what I can tell.
But still, the guy that portrayed Trevor Phillips.
How can that NOT be awesome for the dark, violent, nature of a onyesha like Walking Dead?
Where, even someone as kind hearted as Rick Grimes has murdered people in cold blood, in newer seasons he doesn't even feel remorse anymore.
But, yeah.. Steve Ogg.. I'm excited :)
I'm so excited, especially cause it has Steven Ogg in it now. (AKA, this guy).
It's pretty easy to say that Grand Theft Auto did a lot for this guy, cause now just about everyone knows who he is.
It's weird how he always protrays nutcase's like Trevor, when the real Steve Ogg is such a nice guy from what I can tell.
But still, the guy that portrayed Trevor Phillips.
How can that NOT be awesome for the dark, violent, nature of a onyesha like Walking Dead?
Where, even someone as kind hearted as Rick Grimes has murdered people in cold blood, in newer seasons he doesn't even feel remorse anymore.
But, yeah.. Steve Ogg.. I'm excited :)