#1:
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, wewe want to run? Huh? wewe want to run, wewe want to disrespect me? wewe want to fuck with me? I mean, wewe come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and wewe want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give wewe thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat wewe up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks at Vaas).
Vaas: ARE wewe FUCKIN DEATH!?.. I SAID, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, wewe CHICKEN FUCK! RUN, FORREST! RUN!!
#2:
Vaas: Did I ever tell wewe what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me. So, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing. Over, and over, and over, and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... this time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like the way... (punches crate aside violently) ...you are LOOKING at me!.. Okay, do wewe have a fucking problem in your head? Do wewe think I am bullshitting you, do wewe think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU. (beat) It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed wewe once already, and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay. (beat) It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell wewe the definition of insanity?
#3:
Jason: Fuck you.
Vaas: wewe are angry, Jason. You... are angry. Okay, I get that. I get it. I mean without family who the fuck are we? There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time I ever killed was for my sister.... Not enough for her, no, no, no, no, no, please. wewe see the thing about our loved ones, right, our FUCKING loved ones, they come and they BLINDSIDE wewe every fucking time. So they say to me, they say Vaas, Vaas... who the FUCK is it going to be?! THEM au ME?! (violently beats his chest) MEEEEEE!!! au THEM?! (chuckles) Like... like wewe know... like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice. (beat) kwa the way, this lighter really sucks.
#4:
Vaas: wewe enjoying my sisters company?.. Come on Jason! Shoot me!.. Pull the trigger!.. END THIS MISERY!!...... Take me into your heart. Accept me as your saviour. Nail me to the fucking kuvuka, msalaba and let me be REBORRRRRRN!
#5:
Vaas: wewe boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... flying like birds? (chuckles) That is crazy! I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really upendo you, cause wewe two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... (Grant mumbles) I'm sorry, what did wewe say? What did wewe say? DO wewe WANT ME TO SLICE wewe OPEN LIKE I DID YOUR FRIEND!?.. Hmm? SHUT THE FUCK UP! Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. HEY! wewe FUCK! Look me in the eye!... You're my bitch.. I rule this fucking kingdom. Shut the fuck up... au wewe die. (Jason mumbles too) What is it, Jason? Jason, what is it? Why aren't wewe laughing now like wewe did back there? What, is this not fun any more? Have I failed to entertain you? wewe see, thing is, up there, wewe thought wewe had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies, wewe thought wewe had your finger on the pussy trigger. But hermano, down here... down here? (beat) wewe hit the ground.
#6:
Vaas: The world is a diagonal... I am the balancing point.
#7:
Vaas: Surprise motherfucker. wewe didn't think I knew wewe were coming right?
[laughing] I am so DISAPPOINTED! wewe showed so much PROMISE Jason, so much FUCKING PROMISE. Now here wewe are, trapped like a fucking rat.
#8:
Vaas: Who gave wewe that ink, hmm? I asked wewe a question: who give wewe that ink, hmm? Citra give wewe that ink, my sister give wewe that ink, huh? wewe think that makes wewe one of us? wewe think that makes wewe like me, huh? California boy has got a hard-on for jungle fever. I'm gonna drive (whistles) a bullet through my sister's skull... like I did your brother Grant.
#9:
Vaas: Peek a boo motherfucker!
#10: Vaas: (player shoots at him) Do wewe have any idea how fucking rude that was?
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, wewe want to run? Huh? wewe want to run, wewe want to disrespect me? wewe want to fuck with me? I mean, wewe come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and wewe want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give wewe thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat wewe up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks at Vaas).
Vaas: ARE wewe FUCKIN DEATH!?.. I SAID, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, wewe CHICKEN FUCK! RUN, FORREST! RUN!!
#2:
Vaas: Did I ever tell wewe what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me. So, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing. Over, and over, and over, and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... this time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like the way... (punches crate aside violently) ...you are LOOKING at me!.. Okay, do wewe have a fucking problem in your head? Do wewe think I am bullshitting you, do wewe think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU. (beat) It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed wewe once already, and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay. (beat) It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell wewe the definition of insanity?
#3:
Jason: Fuck you.
Vaas: wewe are angry, Jason. You... are angry. Okay, I get that. I get it. I mean without family who the fuck are we? There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time I ever killed was for my sister.... Not enough for her, no, no, no, no, no, please. wewe see the thing about our loved ones, right, our FUCKING loved ones, they come and they BLINDSIDE wewe every fucking time. So they say to me, they say Vaas, Vaas... who the FUCK is it going to be?! THEM au ME?! (violently beats his chest) MEEEEEE!!! au THEM?! (chuckles) Like... like wewe know... like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice. (beat) kwa the way, this lighter really sucks.
#4:
Vaas: wewe enjoying my sisters company?.. Come on Jason! Shoot me!.. Pull the trigger!.. END THIS MISERY!!...... Take me into your heart. Accept me as your saviour. Nail me to the fucking kuvuka, msalaba and let me be REBORRRRRRN!
#5:
Vaas: wewe boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... flying like birds? (chuckles) That is crazy! I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really upendo you, cause wewe two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... (Grant mumbles) I'm sorry, what did wewe say? What did wewe say? DO wewe WANT ME TO SLICE wewe OPEN LIKE I DID YOUR FRIEND!?.. Hmm? SHUT THE FUCK UP! Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. HEY! wewe FUCK! Look me in the eye!... You're my bitch.. I rule this fucking kingdom. Shut the fuck up... au wewe die. (Jason mumbles too) What is it, Jason? Jason, what is it? Why aren't wewe laughing now like wewe did back there? What, is this not fun any more? Have I failed to entertain you? wewe see, thing is, up there, wewe thought wewe had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies, wewe thought wewe had your finger on the pussy trigger. But hermano, down here... down here? (beat) wewe hit the ground.
#6:
Vaas: The world is a diagonal... I am the balancing point.
#7:
Vaas: Surprise motherfucker. wewe didn't think I knew wewe were coming right?
[laughing] I am so DISAPPOINTED! wewe showed so much PROMISE Jason, so much FUCKING PROMISE. Now here wewe are, trapped like a fucking rat.
#8:
Vaas: Who gave wewe that ink, hmm? I asked wewe a question: who give wewe that ink, hmm? Citra give wewe that ink, my sister give wewe that ink, huh? wewe think that makes wewe one of us? wewe think that makes wewe like me, huh? California boy has got a hard-on for jungle fever. I'm gonna drive (whistles) a bullet through my sister's skull... like I did your brother Grant.
#9:
Vaas: Peek a boo motherfucker!
#10: Vaas: (player shoots at him) Do wewe have any idea how fucking rude that was?
#1:
Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders upinde wa mvua Dash with joy.
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#2:
Pinkie makes keki normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.
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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.
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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.
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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.
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Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders upinde wa mvua Dash with joy.
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#2:
Pinkie makes keki normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.
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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.
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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.
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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.
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#1:
Why is canada a salama country?
"Cause the mighty king goose, bata bukini gives us chakula to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my kobe, kasa against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
#3:
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this mwaka for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
Why is canada a salama country?
"Cause the mighty king goose, bata bukini gives us chakula to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my kobe, kasa against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
#3:
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this mwaka for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
"(singing) I just want to be with my fruit!"
#2:
Guy: What wewe doing with it anyway?
Christian: wewe know. It's probably one of those things wewe SHOULDN'T ask about.
#3:
Jimmy: Let's go do this (loads gun)
Christian: Wait, is that real gu- JIMMY!!
#4:
"That is the blackest thing I ever heard in my life!"
#5:
Jimmy: Oh shit. What do I do?
Christian: Blame it on your dad..
#6:
"look everything's chill.. We'll chill!"
#7:
"My night was differently tighter than yours!"
#8:
Jimmy: Why are wewe holding a camera?
Christian: I'm taping.
Jimmy: No your not. Your on FaceTime.
Christian: Look. Just let me have this.. I'm bored as fuck over here.
#9:
"(crying) yo, I'm like, gonna kill self!... I just watched that fashion show.. And I realized... I'm never gonna have a girl who's that sexy.. I mean.. How are they all so perfect!?"
#10:
"WOOOOOOOW!!"
