This idea was aliyopewa to me kwa Big Bang Theory and Two and Half Men.. My inayopendelewa sitcoms.. So I'll have references to both.
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Dash, while having her ipod attached to her car, and had it playing (Nirvana - moyo Shaped Box) playing loudly, drove onto the McReary's drive way, she was invited to celebrate thanks giving with them, sense they see her as family.
"(sighs) Let's do this" Dash alisema to herself, taking a drink out of a Bud Light bottle she brought with her.
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Dash rang the door bell, voices are heard from inside.
Kate: (shouting) Packie, the door!
Packie: (shouting) Here's an crazy idea Kate, ANSWER IT~!
Kate: I can't I'm busy!
Packie: (shouting) I'm busy too, so wewe answer it!
Kate: (shouting) I can't! I'm on the toilet!
Packie: (shouting) For fuck sake, I don't need to hear that! Can't wewe just say, I'm busy!?
Kate: (shouting) I alisema I was busy! But that wasn't "good enough" for you!
Packie: (shouting) wewe know what! I hope it's one of those nyumbani invasion deals, AND THEY SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD!
Kate: (shouting) Well, if it's a nyumbani invader, don't tell them I'm on the toilet!
Packie majibu the door.
"Hey, hey, wewe made it!" Packie cried excitedly, and gave Dash a hug.
Kate: (shouting) Who is it!?
"It's Dash!" Packie shouted back.
Kate: (shouting) Well bring her inside! We don't need bugs!
"The bugs only come here, BECAUSE YOUR THEIR QUEEN!.. (calmly to Dash) So how was your drive?" Packie replied.
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SOON AFTER:
"Alright.. I'll get the turkey" Packie said, heading into the kitchen.
"Packie, can wewe get the turkey?" Gerry asked, having not fully heard him.
"I alisema I was getting it!" Packie cried annoyedly.
"FIne. I'LL get it!" Gerry groaned.
"I GOT IT!" Packie screamed from in the kitchen.
"Say Dash.. Where's Niko?" Kate asked.
"He isn't coming.. But after last year.. Can't say I blame him" Dash replied.
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LAST YEAR:
Packie see's Niko and Dash kissing, and without warning he suddenly shoots a taser into Niko's neck, nearly killing him.
"WHAT THE HELL PACKIE!?" cried an enraged Dash.
"The creep was making "the move" on you!.. And I don't want my new sister whoring herself!" Packie cried, still a bit drunk from earlier.
"WHORING MYSELF!?" Dash cried, even zaidi angry now.
"Yeah!" Packie cried.
"Look.. It's been a mwaka now.. Just let us be" Dash cried.
"Fuck that.. He touches wewe again.. I'll cut his fuckin throat!"
"Jesus Packie!" Dash cried, a bit shocked.
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"What's with the extra meza, jedwali spot?" Dash asked.
"I invited Francis" Maureen replied.
"Fuck that!.. He takes one step in here! I'm taking out my fuckin gun!" Packie threatened.
"Oh come on.. He can't be that bad" Dash insisted.
LATER:
As soon as Francis arrives, he begins uigizaji like a dick to everyone except Kate and Maureen, even Dash was insulted, much to Packie's anger. To the point Packie DOSE reach for his gun, but then Maureen walks in and he had to calm himself down for her sake.
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AT DINNER:
"I've been waiting for all year.. Giving wewe people the bird" Francis joked as he brought over the thanks giving turkey.
"Yes.. That joke gets funnier and funnier each year" Gerry alisema sarcastically.
"Say.. Where's Dash?" Packie asked, realizing she wasn't at the table.
Dash came over, though unfortunately she was drunk, and shouting about aliens.
"Damn it Dash.. That wine was for EVERYONE!" Kate cried, almost angry.
"(Laughs) Leave it to Patrick to bring a drunken bitch, kahaba into our family" Francis laughed, but Packie wasn't so amused and stood up up angrily.
"Fuck wewe Franky!.. She's not a drunken bitch!.. She's a sweet and caring kid!"
"Yeah right.. Say.. What are her rates" Francis laughed, as he implied Dash to be a hooker.
Packie responded kwa throwing a pumpkin, boga pie into Francis's face.
"Hey! I worked all siku on that!" Gerry cried angrily.
Francis threw it back at Packie but he ducked and it hit Gerry accidentally.
"(laughing) He got wewe good!" Dash laughed.
"Oh yeah.. (throws chakula at her, though zaidi playfully then Packie did to Francis) Not so funny NOW!" Gerry laughed.
"We're gonna eat in the other room" Kate and Maureen both said, takng there plates and hiding to another room to eat at.
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Dash, while having her ipod attached to her car, and had it playing (Nirvana - moyo Shaped Box) playing loudly, drove onto the McReary's drive way, she was invited to celebrate thanks giving with them, sense they see her as family.
"(sighs) Let's do this" Dash alisema to herself, taking a drink out of a Bud Light bottle she brought with her.
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Dash rang the door bell, voices are heard from inside.
Kate: (shouting) Packie, the door!
Packie: (shouting) Here's an crazy idea Kate, ANSWER IT~!
Kate: I can't I'm busy!
Packie: (shouting) I'm busy too, so wewe answer it!
Kate: (shouting) I can't! I'm on the toilet!
Packie: (shouting) For fuck sake, I don't need to hear that! Can't wewe just say, I'm busy!?
Kate: (shouting) I alisema I was busy! But that wasn't "good enough" for you!
Packie: (shouting) wewe know what! I hope it's one of those nyumbani invasion deals, AND THEY SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD!
Kate: (shouting) Well, if it's a nyumbani invader, don't tell them I'm on the toilet!
Packie majibu the door.
"Hey, hey, wewe made it!" Packie cried excitedly, and gave Dash a hug.
Kate: (shouting) Who is it!?
"It's Dash!" Packie shouted back.
Kate: (shouting) Well bring her inside! We don't need bugs!
"The bugs only come here, BECAUSE YOUR THEIR QUEEN!.. (calmly to Dash) So how was your drive?" Packie replied.
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SOON AFTER:
"Alright.. I'll get the turkey" Packie said, heading into the kitchen.
"Packie, can wewe get the turkey?" Gerry asked, having not fully heard him.
"I alisema I was getting it!" Packie cried annoyedly.
"FIne. I'LL get it!" Gerry groaned.
"I GOT IT!" Packie screamed from in the kitchen.
"Say Dash.. Where's Niko?" Kate asked.
"He isn't coming.. But after last year.. Can't say I blame him" Dash replied.
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LAST YEAR:
Packie see's Niko and Dash kissing, and without warning he suddenly shoots a taser into Niko's neck, nearly killing him.
"WHAT THE HELL PACKIE!?" cried an enraged Dash.
"The creep was making "the move" on you!.. And I don't want my new sister whoring herself!" Packie cried, still a bit drunk from earlier.
"WHORING MYSELF!?" Dash cried, even zaidi angry now.
"Yeah!" Packie cried.
"Look.. It's been a mwaka now.. Just let us be" Dash cried.
"Fuck that.. He touches wewe again.. I'll cut his fuckin throat!"
"Jesus Packie!" Dash cried, a bit shocked.
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"What's with the extra meza, jedwali spot?" Dash asked.
"I invited Francis" Maureen replied.
"Fuck that!.. He takes one step in here! I'm taking out my fuckin gun!" Packie threatened.
"Oh come on.. He can't be that bad" Dash insisted.
LATER:
As soon as Francis arrives, he begins uigizaji like a dick to everyone except Kate and Maureen, even Dash was insulted, much to Packie's anger. To the point Packie DOSE reach for his gun, but then Maureen walks in and he had to calm himself down for her sake.
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AT DINNER:
"I've been waiting for all year.. Giving wewe people the bird" Francis joked as he brought over the thanks giving turkey.
"Yes.. That joke gets funnier and funnier each year" Gerry alisema sarcastically.
"Say.. Where's Dash?" Packie asked, realizing she wasn't at the table.
Dash came over, though unfortunately she was drunk, and shouting about aliens.
"Damn it Dash.. That wine was for EVERYONE!" Kate cried, almost angry.
"(Laughs) Leave it to Patrick to bring a drunken bitch, kahaba into our family" Francis laughed, but Packie wasn't so amused and stood up up angrily.
"Fuck wewe Franky!.. She's not a drunken bitch!.. She's a sweet and caring kid!"
"Yeah right.. Say.. What are her rates" Francis laughed, as he implied Dash to be a hooker.
Packie responded kwa throwing a pumpkin, boga pie into Francis's face.
"Hey! I worked all siku on that!" Gerry cried angrily.
Francis threw it back at Packie but he ducked and it hit Gerry accidentally.
"(laughing) He got wewe good!" Dash laughed.
"Oh yeah.. (throws chakula at her, though zaidi playfully then Packie did to Francis) Not so funny NOW!" Gerry laughed.
"We're gonna eat in the other room" Kate and Maureen both said, takng there plates and hiding to another room to eat at.
TWO WEEKS BEFORE MOST OF THE EVENTS IN Grand Theft Auto 4:
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"Mrs Lucia.. We're afraid your sister hasn't made it" alisema unknown doctor, as he come to Dash in the hospital's waiting room.
"Hmmm... Guess I shouldn't be too serprised.. Bad luck follows me like a friggin disease" Dash said, hiding most of her sadness.
It's not very often Dash shows emotion, it's something her father use to teach her.
As a result she probably is the LEAST tempered character of the Grand Theft auto world.
But still though.
Her sister was all she had, her parents died 2 years earlier. So it's hard on her.
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"Mrs Lucia.. We're afraid your sister hasn't made it" alisema unknown doctor, as he come to Dash in the hospital's waiting room.
"Hmmm... Guess I shouldn't be too serprised.. Bad luck follows me like a friggin disease" Dash said, hiding most of her sadness.
It's not very often Dash shows emotion, it's something her father use to teach her.
As a result she probably is the LEAST tempered character of the Grand Theft auto world.
But still though.
Her sister was all she had, her parents died 2 years earlier. So it's hard on her.
I only watched episode 4 today.
So, we have our first Todd episode.
I had a feeling I was gonna like this character, Aaron Paul is just a great actor period.
Plus.. I'll probably be Todd in 5 years, xD
Playing video games, sleeping on couches... Selling drugs.
It'll be the best life ever :)
Anyway.. Still nothing to say.
But I'll keep watching.. This one was somewhat of an approvement over the other ones.
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So, we have our first Todd episode.
I had a feeling I was gonna like this character, Aaron Paul is just a great actor period.
Plus.. I'll probably be Todd in 5 years, xD
Playing video games, sleeping on couches... Selling drugs.
It'll be the best life ever :)
Anyway.. Still nothing to say.
But I'll keep watching.. This one was somewhat of an approvement over the other ones.
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