Canada24's club.. Article: 3 steps to survive a papa attack

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posted by Canada24

#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The papa may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most maarufu mistake that people make. songesha slowly toward the pwani au a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms au kick au splash while wewe swim..

#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the papa and the open ocean, songesha away, au else the papa will feel threatened..

#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the papa DOSE attack, wewe still need to stay calm. I know this is easier alisema than done. But. wewe need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..

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Windwakerguy430 You'd need some serious balls to punch a shark in the eye :P

Canada24 ^ Well, when it's a matter of life or death.. I'd probably do it.. And apologize to it after I'm on shore

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juu ten most misunderstood/tragic villains..

posted by Canada24

#10: FREDDY KRUEGER: (nightmare on elms street):
It's weird thinking of him as 'tragic' isn't it?
Arguably the main reason he is always defeated kwa woman, is because there is ONE thing he's still afried of.. Beauty.
Witch is something completely unknown to him.
His birth was something his own "mother" wanted nothing to do with.
She was rapped kwa a dozen manics and his birth 'wasn't suppose to happen'.
Because of this.
He was sent from orphanage to orphanage where he was constantly bullied kwa the students, who treated him as a freak because of what happened his mother.
Eventually he was adopted by...

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Don't go hating me, if the review sucks, and wewe refer Windwaker.. (Hows THAT for a title)

posted by Canada24

Well. Since it seems to be all I ever do anymore.
I should may as well. Leave a certain promised review, about something I've been promised to beta read almost three years ago, and still am now.

Well.
Its the first time I ever read a Happy mti Marafiki Fanfiction.
And I have to say.
Though it's no zaidi then I would of expected. Both good AND bad.
Most fanfic stories tend to get a bit soap Oprahy.
example being some I read from THIS IS THE END, witch, itself, is one of myself inayopendelewa movies, witch made the fanfics that much worse.
So many fuckin James Franco fantasies.
Give me a brake.
He's not even...

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CHAPTER TWELVE: TREVOR GOES CRAZIER THAN USUAL:

posted by Canada24

Arthur Note: I highly recommend watching the American Dad episode “Ricky Spanish” before this chapter.. au at least Youtube him..

The gang spend several days on Trevor's island, where amongst Trevor and Roger unsurprisingly quickly become friends, but also to Klaus, who ended up following them when he realized they were still gone and he didn't know how to feed himself cause, well, he's a human stuck in a fish's body. Pinkie hugs him, au at least his bowl and Klaus playfully acts like it is still counted and goes "aww".

Pinkie spends most of her time at the beach, pwani now that she knows it's a...

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CHAPTER EIGHT: SANTA’S COMING:

posted by Canada24

(Seras is no longer a vampire in my GTA stories.. She's just a old cop who got transferred from London to America.. Though she is still a badass, that part hasn't changed)..

ONE mwaka EARLIER:

Carly and Seras are taking a road trip just the two of them, they end up driving though the Deep South where they are pulled over kwa a corrupt Sheriff, Seras makes efforts to be as polite as she can but he proves himself sexist and arrests them despite neither having done anything wrong. Punching out their left headlights and then planting a bag of marijuana in their trunk. Seras doesn't really help things,...

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Con Mane: On Celestia's Secret Service

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

It was a wonderful siku in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering zaidi ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: wewe really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot wewe in the arm! Why aren't wewe bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord:...

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Canada24's juu eight underrated films:

posted by Canada24

#1: MEET THE ROBINSONS:
I know. It's hard to believe this film is considered as underrated au misunderstood.. But like OVER THE HEDGE, this feels like one of those classic films that been forgetten though time. Nobody ever talks about this movie.

This film came out when Disney had released Chicken Little before it, so I'm sure it was mainly seen this film thanks to that. But I highly recommend trying to find this movie. au Over the Hedge from Dreamworks..

Both are highly quotable.. Espically bowler Hat Guy..

#2: WHITE HOUSE DOWN:
Not saying this is a 'great' film. But it's a lot better than Chris...

IT 2017 review... (Spoilers)

posted by Canada24

So yeah.. I finally saw this movie. Obviously I'm pretty late to the party. This movie had already passed it's time of being talked about., But I never saw it in theatres. I make a habbit of avoiding horrors in theatres.. Knowing every 5 dakika the speakers would blast aggressively in my ears and give me a moyo attack.

It wasn't until today that I PVR'd it the night before (in HD of coarse) and I finally got to watch it.. In it's entireity..

I was so afriad that all the hype of this movie. My brother, Windwaker430, and most of the internet would mean when I finally see it. It won't be too...

Canada24's opinion of most awful stories in SERIOUSLY STRANGE and SERIAL CASE FILES

posted by Canada24

I know. I know.. zaidi Rob Dyke..But this a very interesting list..
It's not played for laughs.. This s meant to serious..

Article rated PG.

#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..

So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..

#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived with a controlling, abusive, bitch, kahaba mother. And this caused him to kill.. Starting with his grandma. Who he gunned down after a intense argument, saying "I wanted to know what it felt like."...

Most fucked up Rob Dyke's WHY WOULD wewe PUT THAT ON THE INTERNET, part 2

posted by Canada24

#1:
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman Lost there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.

#2:
Fuck ghost stories! I am a atheist! I don’t believe in your BS! God isn’t real! Ghosts aren’t real! None of it is real! I wish there was a God for people like this, so they can go to hell for constantly trying to push there agenda on me! I WILL NEVER BELIEVE! EVER! SO STOP!!

#3:
Another...

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juu ten most NORMAL people in GTA 4 and 5.. Only ones I know

posted by Canada24

#1: NIKO BELLIC:
Niko is very protective of his family and loved ones, particularly his cousin Roman, whom Niko constantly has to worry about due to his gambling habit. Roman has an indiscrete nature of frequently getting the pair into trouble. He is withdrawn among strangers, but has good manners, and shows a softer side with upendo interests like Kate McReary and Michelle. That said, the horrors of war, both witnessed and perpetrated kwa Niko, have aliyopewa him a great sense of guilt, and an ambivalence about the value of human life — he warns away pursuers and expresses regret over his past violence,...

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Canada24 reviews THE CONFURING: (spoilers)

posted by Canada24

So.. Having watched Insidious Chapter 3, and hearing Conjuring 2 is actually really good.

Here's my review of one of the few horror sinema too actually keep me up at night (me).

So, we start off with Annabelle.
Yeah, from that cursed doll shitty crossover movie.
But, trust me, in this movie Annabelle actually IS scary.
Mainly cause we don't fully understand how strong the demon inside the doll truly is.
All we know is that the people that have it, sees that Annabelle moves on it's own and leaves creepy messages all over the room.
And when one of them tries to throw it away, it leads yo the first...

SATEN TWIST AND ALEXMINE: Season 1; episode 3 (part 3)

posted by Canada24

Saten: (opens the front door) ... Trixie?

Trixie: Hello

Saten: (hugs her tightly) Oh thank god! wewe have NO idea how much I need wewe wait now.

Trixie: (moans softly) Well, I could use some comfort myself.. I Lost my job.

Saten: Shit? Really?.. That was always your thing.

Trixie: Yes, but there is a bright side.. wewe clearly need me wait now.

Saten: Ohh, wewe have NO idea.. Derpy dead, Glaze in jail.. I'm so depr-

Trixie: (suddenly kisses him on the lips).

Saten: (serprised, but kisses her back.. Well. Tries too, but AlexMane walks in, ruining the moment).

AlexMane: I'm leaving now.

Saten: Uhh.. Great.....

SATEN TWIST AND ALEXMINE: Season 1; episode 3 (part 2)

posted by Canada24

Saten: Jail? Your in jail!?"

Glaze: (from speaker phone) Yeah.. Someone told the cops about my drug deals.

AlexMane: Ohh, that was you?

"Saten: ... I'll call wewe back" (hangs up, glaring at AlexMane).

AlexMane: Look.. I know this seems bad, but I needed the money.. And the cops aren't here aren't exactly the most honest, unlike Ditto and the ones in Canterlot, but at least they pay upfront down here.

Saten: So wewe panya out my best friend!?

AlexMane: Well.. Yeah.. Guess I did.

Saten: But.. With Derpy dead, Trixie away, and no connection to ponyville.. Glaze was all I had.

AlexMane: Yeah.. Sorry about...

3 reasons why I stopped reviewing Death Note

posted by Canada24

#1: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THOSE CHARACTERS:
It's like MLP.. wewe can give this onyesha an honest try, and STILL not like it.
And I already know Light goes nuts, and he seemed like the only decent person of the show.
Everyone else is annoying.
Even L (sorry Aqua)..

#2: ONE anime IS ENOUGH:
I really need to FOCUS on that onyesha Monster.
Death Note was always just a side review, wasn't my main focus.
Everyone is always telling me
"Watch Monster", "Watch monster".
And it's not too bad so far.
Getting kinda boring, but I won't give up on it.
It's sort of my "job"..

#3: THE WHOLE THING FEELS TOO SILLY:
Something about it all, just bugs me..

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juu 10 sinema I LIKE, BUT OTHERS HATE:

posted by Canada24

#1: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS mitaani, mtaa REMAKE:
As far as "unneeded remakes" go.
This is actually pretty enjoyable.

Earl Haley tried SO hard to be the inayofuata Robert England.
And, wewe know what.
Earl dose a GREAT job.

Dospite what everyone says. Earl Hickey really understand the "heart" of Freddy Krueger (before he became a wise cracking, spoof of himself).

Freddy was originally a very "mysterious" character.
And Earl brought this back.

Originally. wewe never understand "why" this guy is appearing in your dreams.
* Why he's chasing you.
* au even who he is.
That's the fear.

That, and the fact Freddy is sadistic....

5 dead rising bosees I don't even BOTHER with most times

posted by Canada24

#1: RANDY:
This dude is IMPOSSIBLE

#2: The magicians:
Impossible!

#3: ANTOINE:
I just gave up eventually.
Espically after having wasted an entire MG gun on him.
And FUCK that healing!

#4: TED AND SNOWFLAKE:
I HATE that friggin tiger!

#5: LEON:
Well, I don't mind fighting him actually, but it takes forever with him rarely sitting still, and I didn't have the time, Katie needed her medicine

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TEN THINGS wewe MAY NOT OF KNOWN ABOUT CONNOR NOILES (Aka: Canada24)

posted by Canada24

#1:
To all my Alpha and Omega fans, it's a rarely known fact, but the very first shabiki fiction I EVER ilitumwa (Fatherless) was ilitumwa BEFORE I have seen the actual film. I already knew all the characters from online sites, and from "other" shabiki fictions I read before uandishi my own.
I only watched the movie to SAY that I watched the movie.. Ironically.. The movie was TERRIBLE.
But yet, it caused me to be where I am now..

#2:
I NEVER played Farcry 3.
That entire crossover was supported kwa Youtube video and character biography's..

#3:
I mention this a lot.
But the original reason I started watching MLP...

Biggest names in Slasher movies:

posted by Canada24

#1: JASON VOORHEES:
You don't even have to know the sinema to know who Jason is. And he gave us a new look at old hockey masks..

#2: FREDDY KRUEGER:
He's scary, he's funny, he's friggin Freddy Krueger!
Like Jason, he became one of the biggest names in slash movie.
And the greatest evil laugh. inayofuata to, well, many others, but still..

#3: MICHAEL MYERS:
Once more, He is the biggest names in slash movie..

#4: CHUCKY:
I myself make fun of him. He is a bit of an idiot, he keeps monologing, and had so many chances to do that spell on Andy, but didn't.
But still. We all know who he is. And we all upendo that...

3 GOOD things, and 3 BAD things about being a WALKING DEAD fan..

posted by Canada24

GOOD:

#1: BATTLES:
wewe like gun battles, wewe will get LOTS of them.
Certainly can keep wewe interested..

#2: IT'S zaidi SCARY THAN DRAMATIC:
Certainly makes it zaidi interesting than most other drama's. Less of the talking, zaidi of the killing..

#3: THE THEME SONG:
It's awesome!

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BAD:

#1: EVERYONE DIES:
It's like that onyesha monster. wewe better get use to Rick, cause wewe really DON'T want to try having any other inayopendelewa character. They're just gonna die MOMENTS after we meet them..

#2: IT GETS EXTREMELY COMPLICATED:
It's one of those shows wewe can't miss ONE episode, au your miss very important details..

#3: SOMETIMES IT'S JUST PLANE DEPRESSING:
They seem to be hinting at the fact the zombies may NEVER die out. Humanity is gone. Joy is gone. EVERYTHING is gone..

3 memorable characters, who died in vein:

posted by Canada24

#1: JOHN MARSTON:
John's death at the hands of Ross is a poetic end to his life. His journey has been about what he would do for his family: He certainly kills for them, he helps swindle people in order to get at Bill Williamson, he works for both sides of the Mexican Civil War, he tortures a man with an prolonged beating to get information about Javier Escuela, he confronts the man who raised him, and in the end he sacrifices himself to save his family so they could lead a better life - the reason he sought redemption in the first place.
But when his son Jack Marston (unaware John's death was...