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#1: OVERLY BADASS HEROES:
Nobody is THAT good at fighting. It's starting to become just plane dumb..


#2: MONOLOGING:
Just fuckin shoot him already! Nobody cares about WHY your evil..


#3: FOLLOWING THE NOISE:
If wewe hear mysterious noises inside a haunted house, don't open the alisema door, FUCKIN RUN!!


#4: DUMB BLONDE:
a negative stereotype about the intelligence of blondes, I myself take great offense to this, most of my family is blonde..


#5: THE BLACK BEST FRIEND:
Ever group of three white Marafiki NEEDS a forth black one to complete it. It's the law of movies..


#6: MATRIX SPOOF:
First time wasn';t funny, so that means the hundredth time MUST be funny..


#7: JAWS RIP OFFS:
Every papa movie EVER..


#8: POINTLESS SEX:
To keep us 'interested'..


#9: MEMES:
* 300
* Fellowship of the Ring
Are just two of the most well known examples.. Good nukuu quickly became ruined kwa internet's overuse of it..


#10: DUMB PARENTS:
Yes, no matter how crazy au odd the behavior of their children becomes, these horror parents just refuse to care, say, au do anything about it. In severe cases the statement “He/she must be on drugs!” is often spoken..
Roman: (meets Niko at the mashua stop).

Niko: (stressed) What took wewe so long!

Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. wewe know that, I missed ye-

Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR wewe SING!

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Roman: Do wewe think Mallorie's mad at me?

Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and wewe won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.

Roman: No, because I didn't invite her to come wewe with me.

Niko: I'm starting to think she dodged a bullet.. The slowest...
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So I think wewe are a fool.
Hanging on my every word.
I'm getting ugly!
So I'm ugly!

TEAR ME FROM YOUR HEEEEEART!!

TEARING ME APPPPART!!

So I thought you'd disappear.
Being alone is what wewe fear.
Are wewe lonely!?
Yes, lonely!

TEAR ME FROM YOUR HEEEEEART!!

TEARING ME APPPPART!!

(fast)
Rolling and throwing consoling.
everything that goes this far.
Joking and hoping, revolting
All that shit that's who wewe are
Holding, and scolding, revolving
Peel it back, reveal the scar.
Loathing, exploding, controlling
This is what wewe really are!

The time is coming
Gone Insane
Your really happy
You've won the game

The time is coming...
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#1: FREDDY KRUEGER SAVES MR MACKEY:
Freddy rescues Mackey from molestation, while having the excuse to use one of his cheesy one liners. The irony of this is that is that the REAL Freddy Krueger murdered child with pleasure, and was a pedophile in the remake..


#2: KORN:
Korn becomes, well... Corn.


#3: KEEPING KENNY ALIVE:
The one time they chose to do so, is when he is better OFF dead. He's brain dead, and needed in heaven to stop an over the juu war against Satan..


#4: CARTMAN:
In the Family Guy episode Cartman tells Kyle
"That's a cartoon! Millions of people watch it! How would wewe feel, Kyle, if there was a cartoon on televisheni that made fun of Jews all the time?! Huh?!"
It's nice that people don't judge brony's very much anymore (unless your the type that dresses up in costomes and buys little kid toys)..

Anyone that knows this about me simply just refuses to even CARE that I watch it.. Especially sense I am the type that literary NEVER brings up the characters.

MLP is just like any other show. Sometimes I like it. Sometimes I don't.
If it ever stops inaonyesha MLP.
Big deal. I barely watch it anymore anyway.

The REAL reason I'm a brony is because of sites like this one.
All the online Marafiki I make along the way.
And the level of enjoyment in making in using...
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posted by Canada24
#1: LOIS GRIFFIN:
Nnon-caring personality and will often onyesha absolutely no emotion au interest in some very emotional situations, and in other cases draw pleasure from others misery. Some examples being when Meg was upset about not being invited to a party hosted kwa Chris in "Stew-Roids", she just gives up, gives her daughter some pills and a Sylvia Plath novel, walks out stating "whatever happens, happens". Meg even stated she loved her in "Peter's Daughter", only for Lois to not even respond. When Brian was leaving in "Quagmire's Dad", she doesn't even look away from the televisheni to state...
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posted by Canada24
#1: PETER GRIFFIN:
We upendo him. But that's not really an excuse.
Unlike Homer Simpson who actually loves and cares for his children even when they drive him nuts Peter treats his kids like dirt in one episode where Stewie suffers a concussion and Meg and Chris try to hide it but Peter knew the whole time but alisema nothing and his solution for the problem was throwing Stewie under the Car and passing the blame on Lois, he even admitted he hated spending time with his own kids..

#2: JACK TORRANCE:
No matter how drunk (or ghost-drunk) our father got, he never blamed us for how his novel wasn't coming...
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#1: PARAPAZZI:
Everyone makes mistakes.
Everyone has things they want to forget.
But they CAN'T forget. The whole fuckin world is judging wewe over things that isn't even their business to begin with. I can’t imagine wanting to go shopping, au grab a coffee and having to worry about people running after me to take pictures of me..
"No I don't want to sign your fuckin paper! I'm just looking for some fuckin milk!"


#2: NO PRVATE LIFE:
Your business is not only yours anymore. It’s everybody’s, apparently. Look at what’s going on with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Funny because I’m not one...
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SEASON 1:
SPIKE: I kinda like this guy..
TWILIGHT: She's so adorable
RARITY: Kinda annoying
APPLEJACK: Kinda annoying
PINKIE: Really REALLY annoying.
FLUTTERSHY: Don't really care for her
DASH: (watching Ticket master) Oh, it IS a girl.. Why was I thinking a boy?... Weird.

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SEASON 2:
SPIKE: Still like him..
TWILIGHT: Still like her.
RARITY: Still annoying
APPLEJACK: Getting a bit better.
PINKIE: Starting to grow on her.
FLUTTERSHY: ....................
DASH: Starting to like her.

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SEASON...
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#1: JERRY TRAINOR:
If wewe ever see that onyesha Icarly, Jerry Trainor is the immature older brother, and frankly the ONLY watchable actor.
He's always in kid shows, guess this would be okay, except, he's always BAD kid shows.
His talent is wasted..


#2: JASON LEE:
Alvin in the chipmunks.
Really Lee?
Your better than that.
Stick to MY NAME IS EARL, your awesome in that show..


#3: IKE BARINHOLTZ:
Love this guy.
But he's in all these STUPID movies.
Even THE NEIGHBOURS isn't all that good.
It COULD of been hilarious.
But Zac Effron isn't really good for that kind of role.
I actually like the guy, but it...
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posted by Canada24
AFTER ONE LONG AS BATTLE:

ON THE ROAD:

Packie: Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. Michael!... DAMMIT!... I coulda been nice to him for once in my fucking life!.. Kid only wanted to help!

Derrick: He loved you, Packie. He was happy wewe spoke to him. Didn't matter what wewe was saying.

Packie: Yeah, well, now I gotta explain to his folks that their son is, like, lying dead on the floor of a bank in Algonquin.

Derrick: We'll give them his cut. When your kid is living the life, wewe gotta expect someone to come through the door and break this sorta news.

Niko: That does not make it any easier to hear. And we...
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posted by Canada24
A FEW DAYS LATER:

ON THE ROAD:

Packie: Gerald was very clear about the way things is going down, boys. Me and Michael are on the civilians, Derrick and Niko are on employee's... (to Derrick) did wewe sort out the charge for the kuba door?

Derrick: What's that mean? Of course I sorted out the charge. What wewe think I been doing all day?

Packie: I dunno. Nodding off with a needle sticking outta your arm?

Derrick: Patrick, wewe was such a sweet little boy when I left this city.

Packie wewe been gone a long time Derrick.

Niko: (sarcastically) This is an emotional moment, I can feel the brotherly upendo in...
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posted by Canada24
"Dimitri, wewe got my money?" Niko asked from a mysterious warehouse.

Dimitri Sure.. (the door starts closing but Little Jacob sneaks inside) But I just wanted to say how grateful me and my bosses are for what wewe did.. And I just wanted to check something

"Uhh.. Okay" Niko sais, a bit nervous.

You ARE Niko Bellic, correct?" Dimitri asked, as he suddenly became serious.

"... What is this?" Asked a nervous Niko.

"And wewe used to work the coast in the Mediterranean, smuggling people into Italy?"

"I don't know what you're talking about". Niko alisema nervously.

"But wewe messed up... and left a lot of bad...
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Spinning inside, rotting away.
Something inside of me, has been taken away.
Feeling my heart!
breaking in vain!
It won't get better now!
WHEN WILL THIS END!?

I can't seem to get awaaaay!
I, feel. I'm here so wewe can play!
Withhh, my head!
There's nothing I can saaaay!
I keep feeling like, I'm to blame!
When, will, this, end?

Hopeless inside, alone as I wait.
Brewing inside of me, is your endless hate.
Feeling my heart!
breaking in vain!
It won't get better now!
WHEN WILL THIS END!?

I can't seem to get awaaaay!
I, feel. I'm here so wewe can play!
Withhh, my head!
There's nothing I can saaaay!
I keep feeling like,...
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#1:
Is it legal to live in Canada?
also is Canada even a real country au is it just part of the united states?
"You make me sad"


#2:
If wewe die in Canada? Do wewe die in real life?
"No, wewe become a reindeer with red nose"


#3:
Do they have birds in Canada?
"Try kusoma a book once in a while"


#4:
Why do Canadians speak English?
"Maybe the fact we were part of England may have a little bit to do with it.. But who knows"



#5:
If Canada is America Jr., does that mean New Zealand is Australia Jr.?
"................................... Wow"



#6:
Do they use toilet paper in Canada?
"No, we use the flag of whatever...
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posted by Canada24
keki SPOOF:

Ditto: (sees Pinkamena frying in electric chair) I suddenly want BBQ.. Anybody else want BBQ?

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MASTER SWORD AND SATEN TWIST ROLE PLAY SERIES: (he's married to Luna in this universe):

Ditto: Celestia told me maybe it's about time I came to visit you.. After I saw her eating to much ice cream.

Luna: (finally arrives at ponyville with her stagecoach).
Ditto: (feeling qeezy) Warn me the inayofuata time your gonna spin around so much
Luna: Whatever.. We're still here now.

Ditto: hujambo Luna... Ever think we should.. Go out?
Luna:...
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posted by Canada24
Heck,. Here's BEST OF GOVERNER: If wewe want to see best of Merle... It's in the original...

(deleted scene)

When the car finally arrived out approached the Philip Blake, aka, the Governer, but he was dizzy and speaking drunk gibberious.

"Have wewe been drinking ser!?" Cried leader of the soldiers.

"Not since I got outta the car!" Governer cried drunkenly.

"But wewe just did get out of the car!" The Sgt cried.

"I'm sorry.. I just wanted to help Brain run for mayor.. I guess I forgot what really matters" Philip cried drunkily.

"Just get outta here!" the sgt cried angrily.

"Fine.. I I'll go, but then I'll...
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I never seen ALL Full Metal Jacket. But I seen most of Hartman's scenes..

I am always unsure how to feel about this character.

Sure his foul mouthed, slightly racist, rage filled, rude attitude, might be pushing the limits a bit.

But for the most part, Drill sergeants are SUPPOSE to be yelling at you, and scaring you.

The point of this, is their suppose to knock the innocence out of you.

War is no place for innocence.

It's a place of murder, and little else.
Why wewe think so many Veterans go crazy without the proper help.

In some ways, Happy mti Marafiki isn't THAT far from the truth.

People are so use to killing with out remorse.
That they still have the "beast" inside.

But anyway..

I am always mad Hartman dies.

He didn't deserve it.

He was just doing his job (for the MOST part)..
1: JIM CARREY - THE NUMBER 23:
Carrey has been in serious work before.
But to me, nothing compares to his perfamance in "the number 23".
The thriller were Carrey protrays a depressed, averaged married man.
Who, while kusoma book called "the number 23". Begins seeing the number everywhere he goes, and he slowly starts going a bit crazy.
But not your average "Jim Carrey crazy".
But much spookier.
I won't give away the ending, but let's just say he "discovered who he truly was"..

2: JASON BATEMAN - THE GIFT:
Another thriller.
Although Bateman wasn't above still throwing in several jokes.
For the most...
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1: Step Brothers:
The comedic duo of Will Farrell And John C. Riely, take wewe on a ride as they protray two dimwits who still act like their 14..

2: Dumb and Dumber:
It's amazing to think Jeff Danials is usually a serious actor.
He and Carrey make a perfect pair.
As Jeff dose his best to match with Carrey's, almost childlike, slapstick comedy he became famish for.
Though. Sadly this series ALSO proves how WRONG it is, to have different actors, it only succeeds in "ruining everything"..

3: Anchorman:
Will and Carol are both at their prime in this movie.
And wewe often find yourself repeating EVERY line...
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Though out the game, Roman is often trying to get Niko to learn to forgive.

Espically after he finally finds the guy who betrayed his war team.

And if wewe kill him, Niko feels empty, and finally realizes Roman is right.

Taking deal means wewe finally decided to learn to forgive.

But of coarse, this innocent idea, caused the death of Roman.

The death is saying, wewe CAN'T forgive, only revenge is the answer.,

But maybe I'm thinking too much into this :(




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