Canada24's club.. Article: Death Note Part 1

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Yes.. That's right people.. I'm finally watching it!

Wow.. 37 episodes... That's a lot of friggin reviews. But we're get though it together :)

Anyway.. Here's the review of the pilot episode..

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Well, what can I say..

A lot sure happens in the first episode. Certainly better than I was expecting. Light is an interesting character.
He's not over the top.
Nobody was really very over the top.

I think I'm gonna like this show.
It's certainly up to a unique start..

A vey "different" onyesha then one I'd normally watch.
But hey.. So is MLP.

I want a death note.

There's one main name I would put down.
It rhymes with "Arnold Umpt"

Dreamtime and Windwakerguy430 like this

Windwakerguy430 Huh. I thought you'd hate this anime. Glad to know you like it. As for over the top characters...... Just wait for the guy named L :P

Canada24 Well, SO many people wanted me to watch it

Windwakerguy430 True. But I still thought you'd hate it. ALSO, THIS IS MANDATORY! DO NOT LOOK UP ANYTHING ABOUT THE SHOW! READ NO COMMENTS, DON'T GO ON THE WIKI! ONLY WATCH THE SHOW FROM START TO END, CAUSE THE FANS OF THIS SERIES LOVE TO SPOIL THIS ANIME LIKE CRAZY!

Canada24 I know the ending sadly

Dreamtime me : omg omg omg connor is watching death note xD me : looks at your last comment...........FUCK.

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Red Dead Redemption NIGHTMARE FUEL:

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#1: THE MYSTERIOUS MAN:
The strange man doesn't seem to be entirely human. He knows a startling amount of John's personal history despite John having no recollection of ever meeting him in the past, and John repeatedly asks who he is, and how he knows John, but the man always avoids the question. In his last encounter with John, he is seen standing kwa a mti overlooking John's ranch at Beecher's Hope. He cryptically tells John that it's "a beautiful spot". In the Playable Epilogue, it's the excat spot that John, Abigail, and Uncle are buried after the US Army's attack on the ranch.
And even...

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10 really depressing things about RED DEAD REDEMPTION:

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Out of all of the Stranger missions, the happiest one has wewe reunite a zoophile with his inayopendelewa horse. Almost all of them are grim and depressing, and when wewe do the "right" thing, wewe often end up making people's lives worse. wewe give Jenny some medicine but she doesn't go with wewe to town, is left wondering around forever. The guy who wewe helped make his flying mechine only ends up dying. And Sam slowly loses his mind in his journey to California.

#2:
Birth of the Conservation Movement. You've just killed all but one of the peaceful Sasquatch, and the last one is distraught and begging...

Dumbest characters GTA (not as in I hate them, I mean LITERARY dumb)

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#5: BRIAN JEREMY:
He has a pretty childish way of agreeing on everything Billy says and does, and once imitated Johnny in a pretty immature way. He's willing to lie, kiss ass, and stab people in the back if it means saving his own skin. And even if wewe spare him, he later tries to kill wewe anyway..

#4: JASON MICHAELS:
Yes Jason, keep fucking a Russian Mobster's daughter, and stealing man's expensive vodka. Clearly nothing bad is gonna come from that. Especially when your fully aware of how angry it's making him..

#3: ASHLEY BUTLER:
Her addiction means she'll sleep with anyone to get the inayofuata fix,...

Trivia of Canada24.. (Well Wind, wewe didn't say it was NOT okay to steal your idea)

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~Personal Information~
-Canada’s birthday is February 11th, 1994, a few days before Valentines.. Not that Valentines siku actually MATTERS.
-His’s real name is Connor, but is sometimes called Cons kwa his friends.. His name Canada24, was originally a inside joke amongst himself, as CANADA24 is his nenosiri for anything that EVER needed a password..
-Connor was born a christian. But he doesn't believe very much in Jesus.. Well, at least not the part about him being the son of God.. But he believes the painful death on the cross.. Humans are animals.
-Connor has both Irish blood, french blood.....

CaNADA24 juu 5 sinema wewe THINK he would like.. But he doesn't

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#1: FRIDAY THE 13th, ORGINAL:
I just don't get how THAT gave us Jason Voorhees.. It's so stupid.

#2: KILL BILL:
It's weird.. I just always found this movie TOO action-y.. I don't know if it's Uma Thurman.. The over acting.. The subtitles.. au just that I had to sit though it over a thousand times..
Either way.. I'll put this movie lower on this, but it's the quickest I could think of.

#3: SAW 3D:
This is when the series became that torture porn wewe THINK the series started as.. It's stupid.. The movie is stupid.

#4: RESIDENT EVIL:
No thank you..

#5: REVENANT:
Let me clarify.. I DO like this movie.. But I mainly just watch the first half, rarely the sekunde half.
But still.. Leonardo literary had to eat raw meat, crawl in the snow, and get ravaged kwa a CGI grizzly, to finally get that damn oscar..

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CANADA24 reviews CANNIBAL HALOCOAST

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Well.. Shit.. This is what my life has come to.

Reviewing one of the most, sadistic, mean spirited, shit your pants, scary, films ever made..

This film has NO limits.. They legit murdered real animals, cause the diractor is a sadist.. So much so, that he, no joke, was actually arrested and had to prove to a court room that it's only a movie, and that his actors are all fine.

So yeah.. wewe can all keep watching your Blair Witch Project.. wewe can keep believing that to be real.. But least nobody got arrested for that one.

Next time someone says "found footage was NEVER scary", maybe so them this...

Another GOOD creepy pasta: KNOCKNG GAME, and AUTOPILOT

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THE KNOCKING GAME:

I have a friend at MHC who was willing to clean this up and pass it along. I’m not sure NoSleep is the right place for this story. There are no ghosts au anything like that. I just wanted to share a creepy prank someone played on me and my friends.

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Back when I was in high school, we used to play something called the Knocking Game. We’d go out to the abandoned McAllister house after dark, shut ourselves inside, turn off all the lights, and wait. Eventually, there would be a knock at the door. The knocking would get louder and louder until somebody finally chickened out...

Canada24 reviews JEFF THE KILLER

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Let's review the most overrated creepy pasta, tambi ever..

Everyone loves too say it.. "Jeff the killer is overrated"..

I know what your thinking.

YOU: Connor, how can it be overrated if nobody likes it?..

Well... Shut up. I'M the sarcastic one here. Not you.

Let's take read what Wind says..

"Jeff is just another emotional emo teenager who wants to be edgy and scary when he is just annoying. There is nothing cool about being a psychotic murderer. There’s nothing great about glorifying someone who kills people. This is just pathetic. So Jeff is a kid who gets picked on so much to the point where he just...

Canada24 reviews INSIDIOUS (spoilers)

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One of the greatest examples of GOOD jump scares is Insidious.
This movie is so scary, yet so awesome.
Even the 3rd one was pretty enjoyable.
Elise Reiner is the protagonist of the third, and she's the most badass old lady ever.. Well. She's about 60 au something.. So.. Old-ish..

Anyway.. Here's what happens..

A married couple Josh (Patrick Wilson) and Renai (Rose Byrne), their sons Dalton (Ty Simpkins) and Foster (Andrew Astor), and infant daughter Cali have recently moved into a new home. One night, Dalton is drawn to the attic when he hears creaking noises and sees the door open kwa itself. He...

SATEN TWIST AND ALEXMINE: Season 1; episode 3 (part 5)

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Read the MLP/GTA crossover if your wondering why Trixie is suddenly the stories cover, instead of Glazey, Glaze, Glaze..

Trixie and Saten are lying in bed.

Trixie: Ohh, cheer up.. There were.. Parts I liked.

Saten: This is so embarrassing.

Trixie: (kisses his cheek) It's okay, you've had it rough lately.

Saten: (sighs) Just give me another try.

Trixie: Ohh, jee.. wewe don't have to impress me babe.

Saten: Too be honest, it's zaidi for myself.

Trixie: (giggles) Fine, I guess we ca-

Dinky: I'm home.

Saten: Damn it.

Trixie: (laughs at this, and goes to get dressed).

SHORTLY AFTER:

Saten: (hugs Dinky) hujambo kiddo,...

juu ten sinema hated kwa their actors

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#1: RYAN REYNOLDS - GREEN LANTERN:
Anyone who's seen the trailer of DeadPool, knows Ryan is just looking for any excuse possible to insult his own performance in Green Lantern.
It's not the WORST movie, it's at least watchable.
But still pretty bad..

#2: JASON BATEMAN - HORRIBLE BOSSES 2:
I actually found this movie hilarious, but yet Bateman wishes he had nothing to do with it, even though it's not even too bad of a movie..

#3: JIMMY TATRO - GROWN UPS 2:
It's his first time appearing in hollywood.
And I can tell Jimmy hates this, almost every new Youtube skit involves insulting this movie.
Though.....

Weird.. I'm back to HATING the Nightmare on Elms mitaani, mtaa remake..

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Earl Haley honestly "tried".. But the script was all wrong, so was the make up..

They probably were trying to make Freddy scary again.

But they missed on actually SCARY in the orginal.. It was just pointless jump scares like the remake.. Freddy was in the shadows, wewe never understood who, au even WHAT this was.. And he barely talks in the first.. He is always laughing (and I mean SCARY laughter)..

Also..

It actually takes a while before he kills wewe in the REAL Freddy Krueger movies..
He likes playing games with his victims.. In the first, this including sadistically stalking you, and getting...

CANADA24's REVIEW: ... Nostalgia Critic: Teen Titans Go & juu 11 Worst Episodes

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Nostalgia Critic..

Who doesn't upendo Nostalgia Critic.

Well, certainly enough people for him to have a name for Fanfiction stories..

But the thing is. I was shocked kwa the fact this story I'm kusoma is actually GOOD..
It actually fits the mood of Nostalgia Critic.
It's not just one of the great many soap operas, au clopping stores.

It's him reviewing that dumb punda onyesha TEEN TITANS GO. After Satan brought it to earth (for those that don't watch the show. The recurring actor Malcolm ray has a recurring role lord Saten, protraying the "devil" as a "internet troll", rather than the "king of evil"), cause...

Lonely Island - Great siku lyrics

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[Andy Samberg:] I don't know why but today seems like it's gonna be a great day!
There's something in the air that makes me feel like things are gonna go my way
The birds are chirping tweedly-deet, the sun is shining bright!
There's a skip in my step, a pip in my pep [Snort] and I don't know why!

Hey there mailman friend, any letters from my ex-wife au the kids?
[Bobby Moynihan:] No
Fantastic news!
(maniacal laughter)

Wonderful siku makes me feel so happy that my face is numb!
My moyo is racing along barapa pampam!
So many places and people to meet, now that I've Lost my job!
They say "Young man, the...

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4 most BADASS work out songs (lyrics)

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#1: JUDAS PRIEST - PAIN KILLER:

Faster than a bullet!
Terrifying scream!
Enraged and full of anger!
He's half man, and half machine!
Rides the metal monster!
Breathing smoke and fire!
Closing in with vengeance, soaring HIGH~!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

Planets devastated!
Mankind's on its knees!
A saviour comes from out the skies, in answer to their pleas!
Through boiling clouds of thunder!
Blasting bolts of steel!
Evil's going under, deadly WHEELS~!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

Faster than a laser bullet!
Louder than an atom bomb!
Chromium plated, boiling...

Best of's for all my SPOOF creepypasta villains.. (Mature, slightly DISTURBING, humor)..

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BEST Of EVIL PINKIE (Pinkamena):

RAINBOW: *excitedly* Than whats the plan? Are we gonna prank somepony? Cause I got plenty of fun ideas.
PINKAMENA: Better then that.. I got an idea alright. An idea that would forever change the ways most bronies would see me, even though its somewhat annoying to realize it caused so much haters, when its just a silly creepypasta idea, that will clearly never happen, and isn't even as scary as everyone claims.
RAINBOW: And whats that?
PINKAMENA: *hopping excitedly* Making Cupcakes.
RAINBOW: Cupcakes?
PINKAMENA: *screaming* CUPCAAAAAKES!
RAINBOW: But Pinkie. I don't...

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juu ten fastest ways to piss off CANADA24

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#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..

#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..

#3:
Put on Country Music..

#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, au drake and Josh. Heck. Even iCarly isn't too bad..

#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..

#6:
Steal his X-Box..

#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..

#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..

#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..

#10:
Talk shit about his video (just kidding)..

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3 steps to survive a papa attack

posted by Canada24

#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The papa may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most maarufu mistake that people make. songesha slowly toward the pwani au a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms au kick au splash while wewe swim..

#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the papa and the open ocean, songesha away, au else the papa will feel threatened..

#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the papa DOSE attack, wewe still need to stay calm. I know this is easier alisema than done. But. wewe need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..

juu eight most BADASS anti-heroes

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#1: THE PUNISHER:
The Punisher (Frank Castle) is perhaps one of the best examples of an anti-hero - created and owned kwa Marvel Comics this vigilante is both a protagonist (with his own series and film franchise) and antagonist. He has also allied himself with the Thunderbolts.

Frank ngome was once a decorated U.S. Marine with a happy life and family, until one fateful and tragic siku when he and his family accidentally stumbled upon a gang lynching in a park. His wife and children were gunned down and he was left for dead. Horribly scarred for life, ngome swore to "punish" all criminals in...

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juu ten Misanthropes (villains who have a serious hatred to humanity)

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Jonah

#1: JONAH WADE:
Jonah is the leader of the 40th siku Initiative and takes over Shanghai with the help of his army. His reasoning for launching his attack on Shanghai is to prove that without any formal government to supervise them, people are nothing zaidi than wanyama who are heartless and greedy..

#9: ADOLF HILTER:
We all know the story..

#8: MARGARET WHITE:
the main antagonist of Stephen King's novel Carrie, its film adaptations, and the Broadway musical. After Chris Hargensen's death, Margaret replaces her as the true main antagonist. She is the domineering, abusive, insane (she shows possible...