Canada24's club.. Article: Canada24 RE-Reviews Cannibal Halocoast

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Looking back at my reviews of disturbing films just to please readers.
* Neckromantic
* pink flamingo
* Surgo Film
* I spit on your grave
* Cannibal Halocoast

WindWaker pointed out my laziness of just reposting Wiki plot summaries.. Hiding the fact I couldn't stomach ANY of these films. Just watching various Youtube reviews.

Either way. I actually DO have stuff to say about Cannibal Halocoast.. So lets give a REAL review of a film that left the world with the reaction of..

So, first off.. The director is a complete sadist. Made them kill REAL wanyama simply to make "realistic".. This deeply upset the cast.

And the main girl refused to onyesha her tit during a sex scene.. So the director mistreats her.

Plus there's the fact he told none of the cast to appear in public, to make it seem zaidi real.. Which as we all know, TOTALLY never backfires into him being accused of murder..

So now the movie.. There's a large broken base of this film.. is it a clever communtary.. au is it just a hypercritical piece of garbage..

It's both.. Allen's crew is purposely protrayed as complete monsters. Espically Allen.. The actor protraying him actually felt really upset and uncomfortable about protraying such a person as Allen.. Not helped kwa the forced animal killing..

But truth is, the tribe is no better in the end.. One of their members is raped.. So they impale her though a spike, and publically display her..

And than they gang rape the girl from the crew. Even though "rape" is their whole reason for being so fucking pissed in the first place..

And this is followed kwa deeply DEEPLY disturbing deaths of the rest of the crew.

Even the death of Allen. No doubt the most karmatic death ever. Only leaves me feeling deeply uncomfortable. Rather than the satisfied feeling your no doubt your suppose to feel..

Either way.. Not sure what to say..

Watch this movie if wewe want. But it's very uncomfortable and... Weird.

juu TEN WEREWOLF MOVIES:

posted by Canada24

This October, I've been in a real Werewolf binge.. Been. Can't stop thinking of them.. As a kid, they were my inayopendelewa monsters, and kinda forgot about them over the years.. So here's a orodha to celebrate this coming Halloween with infamish half-man half-wolf

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#10: THE WOLFMANv (1941):
Gotta give proper credit to the orginal. The first.. But never seen it, so don't really have anything to say..

#9: mbwa mwitu (1994):
It's Jack Nickelson as a werewolf.. Kinda speaks for itself.

Jack's character is bitten kwa a mbwa mwitu while driving vermont. He begins using this new power to advantage.. Only when falling...

Grand Theft Ponies 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Fillydelphia, 1992

Case cracker, mkate mkavu is driving out of Fillydelphia with his marefriend, Sprocket.

Case Cracker: *Going over 90 miles an hour*
Sprocket: I still don't understand what's going on!
Case Cracker: I've been working for this gppony, pony named Michael, but he was just using me, and wants me dead!
Sprocket: *Looks behind her* Is that why there are two sedans following us?
Case Cracker: *Looks in the mirror* Shit, that's them. Get my guns from the glove, glovu compartment.
Sprocket: *Grabs two Beretta...

Grand Theft Ponies

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case cracker, mkate mkavu at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told wewe that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: hujambo Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case...

Canada24 reviews GHOST RIDER MOVIES:

posted by Canada24

Sick design, "okay" character

This movie series has been zaidi au less forgotten over time.. Probably only remembered because of Nostaglia Critics review.

[Ghost Rider gppony, pony video]
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Anyway.. Lets start with the "bear suit" tembo of the room.. Cage..

I grew up with the Natural Treasure movies. Which is basically like Mission Impossible.. So I never knew Nichael as the "crazy lunatic" I know him as now.. I actually thought he was a ligitimentally good actor.. Even in Con Air..
When I got old I saw the other side of him.. I think Ghost Rider 2 was my first view of it. Cage was clearly having WAY to much fun.

Anyway.. Not...

20 CINEMA SNOB nukuu

posted by Canada24

#1: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist wewe have to believe every quote Hawking ever alisema ever. Other wise God is real.

#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.

#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.

#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was alisema that...

juu 5 worst characters in GTA 5:

posted by Canada24

#1: LAMAR:
Lets be honest.. Lamar isn't excatly the most likable character in the game.. He has to be one of biggest idiots of the whole game.. Kidnapping a gangster who has known him from when they were childrun, with a Paper-Thin Disguise (which he removes at the worst of times). Oh, and letting him know you're coming instead of sneaking up on him.. And then using his own phone to announce his ransom. Any criminal ever knows NEVER use a cell phone... Shortly followed kwa agreeing to a secret meeting with alisema person. After he KNOWS it was you.. Franklin frequently has to save him, usually...

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Canada24 reviews CHILDS PLAY

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So I watched 2 sinema for reviews.. The other was Jaws the revenge.. Cause people upendo my negative reviews, and I am NOT reviewing any zaidi Snuff films.

How was this movie not suppose to be a comedy. kwa nature, it's so over the top. It's not really very scary.. Well, at the time it probably was.

I'm not saying that as bad thing.. I like that about it.. It's what makes Brad Dourif so great in this role.. He's so over the top. But he seems to be doing it on purpose..

It's what in my option makes Chucky scary (if anything was too).. Not only is he a doll, which for a kid in Andy's position is scary...

Canada24’s juu TEN CREEPYPASTAS

posted by Canada24

Creepypastas.. Most of these stories couldn’t scare me no matter what, but there is a certain entertainment about them.. And there are some actually really amazing ones.. heck even a little scary. A LOT scary when narrated kwa THATCREEPYREADING..

#10: CUPCAKES:
I know this is the dumbest, most overrated, non scary, story ever., but I have a soft spot of it for one thing. The narrations.. This is such amazing narrations, and mood setting.. It really inspired me as a fellow writer myself.,

#9: SLENDERMAN:
While Jeff the killer is a creepy story ruined kwa over exposer and annoying fans.. Slenderman...

juu ten most likeable video game protagonists

posted by Canada24

#1: COLE PHELPS:
Some people would disagree.. I find Cole Phelps one of the most likeable video game characters.. He doesn't give a shit about the fame, au the money.. Only thing considered selfish, is he's trying to feel better about himself.. And I hated him for cheating on his wife the first time.. But I get it now.. In most causes of PTSD, the person has trouble to their wife, who don't understood what it was like out there.. Elsa was troubled. She better understood.. All it does is make wewe hate Roy that much more. Marie did not "need" to know about what was likely a one time thing..

#2:...

juu six villains we both hate AND upendo

posted by Canada24

#1: ANNIE WILKES:
We totally get that crazy fandom that can drive wewe to extremes. But wewe know, waiting on line all night to get into a Comic-Con panel is one thing. Another thing to kidnap your inayopendelewa author, breaking his legs with a sledge hammer (in the book she friggin chops off his finger), and murdering a cop. But hey, she has a certain entertainment value.

#2: THE JOKER:
The Clown Prince of Crime is beloved kwa mashabiki for how deliciously devious he can be. Every version of the character (and there are many) finds a unique way to get under our skin kwa utterly devastating Batman, and one...

juu 4 video game protagonists that BARELY COUNT as Heroes

posted by Canada24

#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS:

Of coarse he had to be number 1.

We all upendo Trevor, but we upendo him BECAUSE he is a cold, untamed, unhinged, dark, sociopathic, unpredictable, ruthless and psychopathic crime lord.

He does everything in an awful and relentless manner, (much different from Michael). Although Trevor is this kind of person, he is also honest about it and will never onyesha hypocrisy and he will also have his own charm along with his own principals (his principals being different from Michael's).

Trevor is considered to be the most violent and the most chaotic character ever created in the...

Nightmare on Elm mitaani, mtaa (2010) trivia (2)

posted by DisneyPrince88

1.To provoke a response from the actors in the scene in "Freddy's Cave", the photographs they found were Polaroids of little girls mixed with real Polaroids taken from medical surgeries.

2.It is the 8th highest grossing slasher film of all time.

3.Their main chanzo of inspiration was The Dark Knight (2008).

4.Jackie Earle Haley accidentally cut Kyle Gallner's chest with the Freddy glove, glovu while filming a scene. Haley didn't realize what he had done until the scene was finished.

5.They wanted Jackie Earle Haley to play Freddy because they loved his Watchmen screen test.

6.At 5'6", Jackie Earle Haley...

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CANADA24 reviews I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE

posted by Canada24

According to Cinema Snob this movie use to be called

"Rape and revenge"

Really gives away the ending, doesn't it?

This movie is banned in my own country.
And for good reason.

Any SANE person would be left with this reaction.

You know.. The same one from Cannibal Halocoast.. au the Twilight movies.

The film is noted for its controversial depiction of graphic violence, nudity, obscene language, and lengthy depictions of gang rape which take up 30 dakika of the film's runtime.

Yeah.. Who wants to spent 30 dakika watching some poor woman getting assaulted kwa hillbillies simply cause she has tits...

I found a GOOD creepy pasta: simply titled 1978

posted by Canada24

In my opinion, it's zaidi depressing than scary

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I like to think I live a nice life. I own a cozy, 3 bedroom nyumbani in a quiet neighborhood in the suburbs. I have a wife I care about deeply and a 9 mwaka old son who is my world. I enjoy my job as an accountant, and I'm well recognized in the community. I can confidently say I greatly enjoy living and appreciate all that I have earned. I only wish my entire life had been like this.

You see, throughout my teens and early adulthood, I suffered from severe anxiety issues stemming from an...

THE GALLOWS: Pfeifer is a bitch, kahaba

posted by Canada24

I still think the movie, The Gallows, is kinda underrated.. But I found out now, what it all true means.. And Pfeifer is a total bitch, kahaba when wewe think about it.

In the beginning of the movie Pfeifer asked Reese to do the play, Reese agrees to this because he has a huge punda crush on her. And unfortunately, Reese can't act.

After Reese's annoying friend, Ryan realizes that Reese is only doing the play to impress Pfeifer, not because he likes drama, Ryan (after finding a broken door) suggests that they sneak into the school tonight tand ruin the settings so that Reese escapes the play without annoying...

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NEW reviews of HELLING ULTIMATE: Episode 1

posted by Canada24

I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this onyesha the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And I'm usually mixed about them. So that says a lot..

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.

Chedder Priest

That is his only known name.. I'm not sure what's so...

Canada24 reviews BREAKING BAD: Season 3

posted by Canada24

Why on earth did I stop last time.. Season 3 is friggin awesome.. I clearly wasn't patient enough last time..

PLOT:
Walter wishes to reunite his family, but Skyler is still suspicious of Walter's sekunde life. Walter believes he can mend the tension between them kwa confessing to her that he has been producing meth. Skyler is appalled kwa the confession and demands a formal divorce. Meanwhile, Gus offers to pay Walter US$3M for three months of his service. He even offers to provide Walter with a state-of-the-art production facility and a brilliant lab assistant, Gale (David Costabile). Jesse is...

juu TEN WORST THINGS THE JOKER HAS DONE:

posted by Canada24

This was deleted for some reason.. So redoing it..

#1: HARMING/KILLING CHILDREN:
As bad as Trevor Phillips can get.
Joker is still worse.
Joker has no boundaries, he grabbed Robin hostage when he was still a little kid in the show, tortured him for weeks on straight, and made the poor boy go insane.
Joker would burn down a orphanage full of sick childrun because he's "bored".
He does something even worse.
The Joker gives unsuspecting children poisoned cotton candy, and the children instantly died, but does the Joker feel remorse?
No he just laughs maniacally..

#2: KILLING PEOPLE WITH SHARDS OF GLASS:...

juu TEN SCARIEST CREEPYPASTAS OF MY OPINION

posted by Canada24

#1: GIVE IT EVERYTHING:
It's kinda hard to summarize this story, but basically it's a set of emails, where a man gets a mysterious dog on his front yard, holding a sign saying "give it everything", and gave it too his son. But the kid begins uigizaji weird after that. And the dog watches him sleep, not in a cute way, but disturbing way.
In each email, the writer becomes zaidi and zaidi paranoid.
I won't spoil much, so your have to read the story.
But it's scarier than wewe think.. Especially when THATCREEPYREADING reads it to you..

#2: NO HOMOPHONES:
The narrator is fucking NUTS. As a kid, he got...

inayopendelewa video game weapons.. (feating Windwakerguy430, and fanfiction's Hardrocker21 and RedRose85)

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#1: MAKE PAYNE 3 - uzi, katika (or Micro SMG if wewe prefer):
I never played the others. I play Max Payne 3 as it's OWN game.. The 3rd games gives enough to understand the character.. His family is dead, he's rarely serious, he has a serious temper issue, but he's a decent human being, even though he believes he's NOT.
Anyway. Max seems to prefer hand weapons.
In all cutscenes, if your using a shotgun au machine gun, he will hold it in his other hand while holding a handgun as the actual weapon, and after each cut scene wewe always have to switch back to it. Something that confused the first time, I did...