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So I read Windwakers review of this film I finally watched myself..

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Typical Windwaker review XD

I have my own thoughts of it. I just wanted to see Wind's take before making my own take..

So basically, this is the THE slasher movie, depending on who wewe ask.

The cliche plot of a bunch of soroity girls in a movie like this is honestly doing it's best to be taken seriously.. Was it successful? Again, it depends on who wewe ask..


So.. Basically. On krisimasi some mentally disturbed man Billy is constantly leaving the mostly all female cast uncomfortable "prank call".

And than later he goes around axeing them all off.

Now most of these characters are somewhat likable. But ironically enough the least likable is the one that survives.

Hey, for the one of the most famish slasher sinema ever, lets do the OPPOSITE of that cult movie "your next". In which the final girl survives cause she's the only one with a brain.. Here she just got lucky.

Seriously, when the police finally realize that the calls are coming directly from the house, the dispatcher calls Jess and tells her to quietly leave as soon as possible. Instead of listening, she refuses and demands to know why. Why!? WHO FUCKING CARES!! GET THE FUCK OUT!!!

Uhh anyway.. Peter later finds Jess. And Despite earlier remembering that Peter was present during one of the phone calls which meant he was innocent, Jess beats him to death and he's assumed the killer.

But than there's the famish ending.

"Agnes, it's me, Billy." (Ring ring) Ring ring)


If wewe ask me. Villains like Billy are the scariest to me. We literary know nothing about him.. Not even seeing his face.

This is why I like the strangers.. There's no true motive.. Honestly that's scariest to me.. Real serial killers are driven kwa at least "some" kind of motive... Not them..

"Because we can"




Anyway.. Thoughts? Complaints?

Leave them below..

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I decided, if I'm gonna be a reviewer, I should give REAL reviews..

Like I alisema before.

The humour seems a bit..

"ayeeayh.. Mwa"

Same reaction to the humour in FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC.

Guess it always was, even "I" don't really get how I ended up watching every episode..

Plus, I'm so busy trying to review MONSTERS, guess I'm somewhat distracted.

But I guess I'll continue, if I don't like it kwa the end of season 1, least I can say "I tried".

Anyway,

I do POSITIVES to say as well.

I can understand the point BoJack was trying to make, with the veterans. But the "way" he said, made him seem like a asshole,...
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Sally found Dash alone at her house, being one of the few times she actually uses a joint of Marijuana. And considering all that happened, who wouldn't.

"Hey sis.. I heard your kinda upset" Sally said.

"I don't wanna talk about it.. Please leave me alone" Dash said, trying to get the lighter off child block.

"Well, clearly there must be better ways to deal with it" Sally said, stealing away the lighter.

"... Packie's dead.. Okay" Dash said, tearfully.

Sally hugged her.

"I know, Jimmy told me" Sally alisema softly.

"Do wewe know how it happened?" Sally asked.

"Dose it matter?" Dash tearfully said, still...
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#1: FALLEN ANGEL:
At the end. When wewe reach the abandoned movie set..


#2: BANK:
In one of the bila mpangilio encounters. wewe stop bank robbers "the old fashioned way".
Plus.. There's another bank robbery battle when your a patrol officer in the beginning..


#3: THE POLITE INVITATION:
My personal favorite.
The ending mansion battle..


#4: QUARTER MOON MURDERS:
Gerald Mason is one of the greatest villains in a video game.
It's only fitting that he goes out that way.
You chase him though tunnels, shooting at him.
He's tricky, but wewe don't really care.
Besides. There's lots and lots of cover..


#5: BLACK CEASER:
The...
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#1: KORN:
When wewe think about, it, a name like Korn dosen't really make wewe think of flowers and sunshine xD.
And the songs prove this.
I upendo them (obviously). But these songs are imba about murder, possible necrophilia, sex addictions, rape, lying, just about EVERY bad thing there is..


#2: DISTURBED:
The name probably says it all xD.


#3: EMINEM:
If these songs really ARE of his life, it certainly makes us realize, OUR problems (chores, going to work in the morning), aren't SHIT!


#4: pink FLOYD:
These songs are a lot darker then people might think..


#5: SLIPKNOT:
With a album called "all hope is lost" how much happiness would one be expecting!?
Roman: (meets Niko at the mashua stop).

Niko: (stressed) What took wewe so long!

Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. wewe know that, I missed ye-

Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR wewe SING!

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Roman: Do wewe think Mallorie's mad at me?

Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and wewe won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.

Roman: No, because I didn't invite her to come wewe with me.

Niko: I'm starting to think she dodged a bullet.. The slowest...
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posted by Canada24
So I think wewe are a fool.
Hanging on my every word.
I'm getting ugly!
So I'm ugly!

TEAR ME FROM YOUR HEEEEEART!!

TEARING ME APPPPART!!

So I thought you'd disappear.
Being alone is what wewe fear.
Are wewe lonely!?
Yes, lonely!

TEAR ME FROM YOUR HEEEEEART!!

TEARING ME APPPPART!!

(fast)
Rolling and throwing consoling.
everything that goes this far.
Joking and hoping, revolting
All that shit that's who wewe are
Holding, and scolding, revolving
Peel it back, reveal the scar.
Loathing, exploding, controlling
This is what wewe really are!

The time is coming
Gone Insane
Your really happy
You've won the game

The time is coming...
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#1: FREDDY KRUEGER SAVES MR MACKEY:
Freddy rescues Mackey from molestation, while having the excuse to use one of his cheesy one liners. The irony of this is that is that the REAL Freddy Krueger murdered child with pleasure, and was a pedophile in the remake..


#2: KORN:
Korn becomes, well... Corn.


#3: KEEPING KENNY ALIVE:
The one time they chose to do so, is when he is better OFF dead. He's brain dead, and needed in heaven to stop an over the juu war against Satan..


#4: CARTMAN:
In the Family Guy episode Cartman tells Kyle
"That's a cartoon! Millions of people watch it! How would wewe feel, Kyle, if there was a cartoon on televisheni that made fun of Jews all the time?! Huh?!"
posted by Canada24
Yes.. That's right people.. I'm finally watching it!

Wow.. 37 episodes... That's a lot of friggin reviews. But we're get though it together :)

Anyway.. Here's the review of the pilot episode..

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Well, what can I say..

A lot sure happens in the first episode. Certainly better than I was expecting. Light is an interesting character.
He's not over the top.
Nobody was really very over the top.

I think I'm gonna like this show.
It's certainly up to a unique start..

A vey "different" onyesha then one I'd normally watch.
But hey.. So is MLP.

I want a death note.

There's one main name I would put down.
It rhymes with "Arnold Umpt"
It's nice that people don't judge brony's very much anymore (unless your the type that dresses up in costomes and buys little kid toys)..

Anyone that knows this about me simply just refuses to even CARE that I watch it.. Especially sense I am the type that literary NEVER brings up the characters.

MLP is just like any other show. Sometimes I like it. Sometimes I don't.
If it ever stops inaonyesha MLP.
Big deal. I barely watch it anymore anyway.

The REAL reason I'm a brony is because of sites like this one.
All the online Marafiki I make along the way.
And the level of enjoyment in making in using...
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posted by Canada24
#1: LOIS GRIFFIN:
Nnon-caring personality and will often onyesha absolutely no emotion au interest in some very emotional situations, and in other cases draw pleasure from others misery. Some examples being when Meg was upset about not being invited to a party hosted kwa Chris in "Stew-Roids", she just gives up, gives her daughter some pills and a Sylvia Plath novel, walks out stating "whatever happens, happens". Meg even stated she loved her in "Peter's Daughter", only for Lois to not even respond. When Brian was leaving in "Quagmire's Dad", she doesn't even look away from the televisheni to state...
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posted by Canada24
#1: PETER GRIFFIN:
We upendo him. But that's not really an excuse.
Unlike Homer Simpson who actually loves and cares for his children even when they drive him nuts Peter treats his kids like dirt in one episode where Stewie suffers a concussion and Meg and Chris try to hide it but Peter knew the whole time but alisema nothing and his solution for the problem was throwing Stewie under the Car and passing the blame on Lois, he even admitted he hated spending time with his own kids..

#2: JACK TORRANCE:
No matter how drunk (or ghost-drunk) our father got, he never blamed us for how his novel wasn't coming...
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My geekness for Freddy Krueger

My unhealthy obsession with online uandishi

The fact I’m Canadian

My pride in being Irish

The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it

The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta shabiki fiction of mine

I hate Death metal, but yet I upendo Korn

I have almost EVERY Eminem album

I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler

I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).

I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes

I DON’T play hockey

I have NO Marafiki these days, I have no life outside this site

i have ADHD

I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit

I think I’m funny

I’m think I’m cool

The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
#1: PARAPAZZI:
Everyone makes mistakes.
Everyone has things they want to forget.
But they CAN'T forget. The whole fuckin world is judging wewe over things that isn't even their business to begin with. I can’t imagine wanting to go shopping, au grab a coffee and having to worry about people running after me to take pictures of me..
"No I don't want to sign your fuckin paper! I'm just looking for some fuckin milk!"


#2: NO PRVATE LIFE:
Your business is not only yours anymore. It’s everybody’s, apparently. Look at what’s going on with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Funny because I’m not one...
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SEASON 1:
SPIKE: I kinda like this guy..
TWILIGHT: She's so adorable
RARITY: Kinda annoying
APPLEJACK: Kinda annoying
PINKIE: Really REALLY annoying.
FLUTTERSHY: Don't really care for her
DASH: (watching Ticket master) Oh, it IS a girl.. Why was I thinking a boy?... Weird.

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SEASON 2:
SPIKE: Still like him..
TWILIGHT: Still like her.
RARITY: Still annoying
APPLEJACK: Getting a bit better.
PINKIE: Starting to grow on her.
FLUTTERSHY: ....................
DASH: Starting to like her.

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SEASON...
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#1: JUSTIN BIEBER:
We all upendo to hate this idiot.
But the thing is, I decided to actually look him up.
He's actually pretty good now that he dosen't a voice of friggin Alvin and the chipmunks..


#2: SMOSH:
They seem to try to hard these days.
But they still have the rare episode that is still funny.
They just need to stop with all these new guys, they have no talents, as where Ian and Anthony have a LOT of talent..


#3: ROB DRYDEK:
I'm one of the few that actually cares about him.
Lose that WestCoast girl, and maybe OTHER people will care about your shows too, Rob..


#4: NICKELBACK
Beatles aren't the greatest. But we gotta respect them, it's just how things are.
Why can't the same rule apply for Nickelback!?



#5: MILEY CYRUS:
I actually loved this kid once.
But.. Times have changed.
I am a man who walks alone

And when I'm walking a dark road

At night au strolling through the park
...

When the light begins to change

I sometimes feel a little strange

A little anxious when it's dark.....
~

Fear of the dark,fear of the dark
......



I have constant fear that something's always near..


Fear of the dark,fear of the dark


I have a phobia that someone's always there

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Have wewe run your fingers down the wall....!~

And have wewe felt your neck skin crawl....

When you're searching for the light ...

Sometimes when you're scared to take a look

At the corner of the room..

You've sensed that something's...
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#1: JERRY TRAINOR:
If wewe ever see that onyesha Icarly, Jerry Trainor is the immature older brother, and frankly the ONLY watchable actor.
He's always in kid shows, guess this would be okay, except, he's always BAD kid shows.
His talent is wasted..


#2: JASON LEE:
Alvin in the chipmunks.
Really Lee?
Your better than that.
Stick to MY NAME IS EARL, your awesome in that show..


#3: IKE BARINHOLTZ:
Love this guy.
But he's in all these STUPID movies.
Even THE NEIGHBOURS isn't all that good.
It COULD of been hilarious.
But Zac Effron isn't really good for that kind of role.
I actually like the guy, but it...
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posted by Canada24
AFTER ONE LONG AS BATTLE:

ON THE ROAD:

Packie: Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. Michael!... DAMMIT!... I coulda been nice to him for once in my fucking life!.. Kid only wanted to help!

Derrick: He loved you, Packie. He was happy wewe spoke to him. Didn't matter what wewe was saying.

Packie: Yeah, well, now I gotta explain to his folks that their son is, like, lying dead on the floor of a bank in Algonquin.

Derrick: We'll give them his cut. When your kid is living the life, wewe gotta expect someone to come through the door and break this sorta news.

Niko: That does not make it any easier to hear. And we...
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posted by Canada24
A FEW DAYS LATER:

ON THE ROAD:

Packie: Gerald was very clear about the way things is going down, boys. Me and Michael are on the civilians, Derrick and Niko are on employee's... (to Derrick) did wewe sort out the charge for the kuba door?

Derrick: What's that mean? Of course I sorted out the charge. What wewe think I been doing all day?

Packie: I dunno. Nodding off with a needle sticking outta your arm?

Derrick: Patrick, wewe was such a sweet little boy when I left this city.

Packie wewe been gone a long time Derrick.

Niko: (sarcastically) This is an emotional moment, I can feel the brotherly upendo in...
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"Dimitri, wewe got my money?" Niko asked from a mysterious warehouse.

Dimitri Sure.. (the door starts closing but Little Jacob sneaks inside) But I just wanted to say how grateful me and my bosses are for what wewe did.. And I just wanted to check something

"Uhh.. Okay" Niko sais, a bit nervous.

You ARE Niko Bellic, correct?" Dimitri asked, as he suddenly became serious.

"... What is this?" Asked a nervous Niko.

"And wewe used to work the coast in the Mediterranean, smuggling people into Italy?"

"I don't know what you're talking about". Niko alisema nervously.

"But wewe messed up... and left a lot of bad...
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