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Hedgehog In Ponyville
Con Mane
Ponies On The Rails
CHiPs
The Storm
Spike It
Guy
Grand Theft Ponies
Don't Eat keki On Sunday With Jeff The Killer
Bad Auditions kwa Bad Actors

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Announcer: SeanTheHedgehog is, the leader in shabiki fictions.
Henry: *Stares at the fire, and does nothing*
Colonel Allandra: *Staring at the DH17. She nervously drinks the cognac*
Harry: Being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and will blow your head clean off. wewe gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky?
Scorpio: *Fires two bullets, but misses*
Harry: Well do wewe punk?
Cody: Get, offa da beach!!
Stormtrooper 59: *Shooting dozens of Rebels with a DLT-19*
Cody: Let's, go!
Bill: *Drives out of the parking lot*
SHP Officers: *Shooting bullets, but miss, hitting buildings Bill drives past*
Lexi: *Sees snow starting to fall*
Eula: *Farts*
Alinah: *Farts*

Then both girls blushed as they farted at the same time.

CIA: *Arriving in helicopters, and Suburbans*
NS Men: *Firing at the Suburbans*
CIA Agents: *Jumping out of the helicopters, and running out of the Suburbans. All equipped with M4 Carbines*
gppony, pony 90: *Sees Karl driving his car on two wheels, gets scared, and spins out of control in his Desoto. He hits another car*
gppony, pony 87: *Goes down an embankment, and crashes into a boulder*
Police Pony: *Stops to see if everyone is okay*
Karl: *Passing a Cadillac, nearly getting the left side on the car*
Cadillac Pony: *Stops*
Karl: *Goes down the hill*
Ponies: *Looking at Karl's car*
Karl: *Gets the left side of his car down, and slowly wakes up*
Frank: *Hits Alan*
Alan: Feeling's mutual. *Hits him back*

Both cars kept hitting each other.

Men: *Shooting at Logan*
Logan: *Blocking their shots with his lightsaber*

Three of the men got hit.

Logan: *Turns off his lightsaber, then uses his KH70 blaster to shoot the other man*
Mike: *Arrives* Heeey!
John: How are wewe sure he's there sir?
Morris: *Shoots at an Officer laying down, using another set of stairs for cover*
Imperial Officer 52: *Returns fire*
Morris: *Stays behind the wall, and returns fire*
Imperial Officer 52: *Gets hit, and dies*
Imperial Trooper 74: *Returns fire*
Colonel Turner: The MC40 they were on crash landed on the planet.
Shredder: *drives slowly*
Sean: *Runs after bus*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *shoots Nazis*
Sean: *gets on*

Suddenly, a huge explosion occurred, and the bridge blew up

Con: *drives a motorcycle off of a cliff, and is falling towards an airplane*
Mily: Hi. I'm Mily.
Con: I come from the C.I.E. My name is Mane. Con Mane.
Lee: *Going over 130*
Honda Guy: Why did I buy a Fit?! *His car brakes down, and he pulls over, hitting a tree.*
Howard: *Knocking on door* Bob, let me in!
Bob: In a dakika Howard, I'm busy.
Howard: *Walks in apartment, and walks right inayofuata to Bob*
Bob: Come in Howard!
Sean: *On a motorcycle, he catches air from riding up a small hill. He lands between two fences.*
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Scenes used from Revenge Of The Diesels, Kelly's Heroes, Dirty Harry, The Longest Day, The Challenger, Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime, Johnny Lightning, 1960, Six Shooters 2, The Bounty Hunter, Trainz, Where Eagles Dare, Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Nazis Strike Back, Golden Iris, Nightmare Moonraker, Norfolk & Western, The Bob Newhart Fanfiction, Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape

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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Spike It

Starring Joe, Thomas, Silver, and Erik from SeanTheHedgehog
With Sunny from Bluecherry6765, and Mimi Retcon from BlondLionEzel
Also starring Ditto from Canada24

A mpira wa wavu game was in action at Canterlot. Ditto was the coach for one team, but it was losing 16 to 19.

News Pony: And welcome back to another exciting game in the E.V.L. the Equestrian mpira wa wavu League. I'm Mike Richards, and with me is Allen Woods. What do wewe think of this game so far Allen?
News gppony, pony 2: I think it's a good game so far, but I do want the Canterlot Humans to win.
News Pony: Yes, they are losing 16 to 19. Hopefully for Ditto the coach, they will catch up.
News gppony, pony 2: For those of wewe just tuning into this game, here are the players. On the Canterlot Humans is Joe Proxon, Thomas Canfield, Erik Estrada, Mimi Retcon, Sunny, and Silver.
News Pony: The team they're playing against is the Fillydelphia Phoenix's. Their team members are Miguel Vixon-

While the news ponies were going over the players on the Phoenix's, one of their team members hit the ball out of bounds.

News gppony, pony 2: And the Fillydelphia Phoenix's have hit the ball out of bounds, giving the Humans a point.
News Pony: Now it's bad news for the Phoenix's, as Thomas Canfield is now about to serve.
News gppony, pony 2: Thomas is the best server in all of Equestria. No gppony, pony is as good as him.
Thomas: 17 serving 19. *Hits ball over the net*
Fillydelphia Phoenix Ponies: I got it! *Bump into each other letting the ball hit the ground*
News Pony: Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
News gppony, pony 2: It'll certainly hurt for the Humans if they don't score enough points. The game is about to end in 45 seconds.
Thomas: 18 serving 19. *Hits ball over the net*
Fillydelphia Phoenix gppony, pony 4: It's not going over.

But the ball did go over the net, and landed on the floor before anyone could get it.

News Pony: Now the Humans are tied. They just need one zaidi point to win, and it'll be their victory.
Thomas: 19 serving 19. *Hits ball over the net*
Fillydelphia Phoenix gppony, pony 6: *Hits the ball over the net*
News gppony, pony 2: Ooh! One of the Phoenix's just set the ball over the net, but thankfully, Joe passed the ball to Silver, and he hits it over the net.
Fillydelphia Phoenix gppony, pony 5: *Passes the ball to a teammate*
Fillydelphia Phoenix gppony, pony 2: *Hits the ball over the net*
News gppony, pony 2: Only twenty sekunde left. Can the Humans score another point in time?
Mimi: *Passes the ball to Erik*
Erik: *Passes the ball to Joe* Spike it!
Joe: *Spikes the ball*
News Pony: Joe surprises the Phoenix's with a spike. No one was able to get that one!
News gppony, pony 2: Now the Humans are in the lead 20 to 19.

A loud kengele rang indicating that time is up.

News Pony: And that's the end of the game. The Canterlot Humans have won 20 to 19 against the Fillydelphia Phoenix's.
News gppony, pony 2: Let me tell you, Thomas was really great out there with the serving.
News Pony: You've alisema it Allen. Nopony will ever be a better server then Thomas Canfield.

After the match, Ditto made his team stay in the gym. He was proud of his team winning, but he wasn't too thrilled about part of the game where they were losing.

Ditto: Alright everypony. Your comeback in the ending of that game was outstanding. However, wewe need to improve your performance. Especially wewe Thomas.
Thomas: Me?
Joe: He's right. wewe maybe our best server, but you're not good at everything else.
Ditto: He's right. wewe don't pass the ball to your teammates, wewe caught the ball a few times when the other team hit it towards you, and you're certainly not good at spiking.
Thomas: I just don't see the need to spike the ball.
Erik: hujambo man, spiking the ball is important, especially if you're close to the net.
Ditto: Right. I think all of wewe need to practice. Come over to my house tomorrow morning for training.
Thomas: Alright. May we go?
Ditto: Sure.
Thomas: *Leaves the gym with Joe, Erik, Silver, Mimi, and Sunny*

At Thomas' house

Thomas: *Sitting at the chajio, chakula cha jioni meza, jedwali with Kenny*
Martha: *Brings chinese chakula to Kenny, and Thomas* Enjoy.
Thomas: Oh we will. Right Kenny?
Kenny: Yeah.
Martha: That's good to hear. *Walks to television*
Thomas: You're not having chajio, chakula cha jioni with us?
Martha: I'm not hungry. *Turns on TV*
Announcer: And now, the moment you've all been waiting for, it's the 32nd Daring Do film, Daring Do Rides The Bus.
Daring Do: No!!!!!!!!
Announcer: Can she survive torture on wheels?
Daring Do: *Standing in the bus, because there are no seats available. The bus stops, and she goes flying through the front window* take it easy on the brakes!
Announcer: Crowded spaces, bad smells, and traffic jams galore.
Daring Do: Get me out of here!!
Announcer: Daring Do Rides The Bus. Arriving in theaters everywhere on April 1st.
Thomas: Must be an April Fool's joke.
Announcer: Oh, and before the trailer ends, this is not an April Fools joke. This is a real movie.

inayofuata morning, everypony was at Ditto's house.

Ditto: Now listen up. We're close to winning the E.V.L. All we gotta do is beat the Icebergs in the semi finals, then beat the Spiders in the championship.
Mimi Retcon: Who came up with those names?
Ditto: Don't know, don't care, but they sound stupid.
Mimi Retcon: How did wewe know I was going to say that?
Ditto: Because I'm your coach. I know everything about you. We'll start off practice with balance. wewe can't play mpira wa wavu if wewe can't stand on your back legs, so we'll do some gymnastics.
Silver: Do we even have any balance beams?
Ditto: Yep. *Uses magic to make the balance beams appear* I had these in my closet for- *Hears loud noises in his room* Excuse me. *Goes away*
Thomas: I'll start. *Gets on the balance beam, and starts walking on his back legs*
Joe: So far, so good.
Thomas: Thanks. *Gets to the other end of the balance beam* Now for my inayofuata trick. *Stands on his front legs, making his back legs stick up in the air*
Erik: Oh boy.
Mimi Retcon: Showoff.
Thomas: *Walks on the balance beam with his front legs*
Ditto: *Returns* Good work Thomas, but what legs are wewe supposed to be standing on?
Thomas: My back.
Ditto: Good. Remember that. Whose next?

Outside of Ditto's house, he was still training his team.

Ditto: Now for this part of our practice we're going to practice setting the ball. When it comes towards you, just stick your front legs up in the air, and push the ball away with your hooves. Make sure it goes high enough when wewe push it. Any questions?
Sunny: I got one. Why are wewe telling us to push the ball instead of hitting it?
Ditto: Because, hitting, and pushing are two different things. When wewe hit the ball, wewe make it go at a far distance. When wewe push it, you're making it go far in altitude. That's good for passing the ball to teammates.
Joe: Are wewe gonna let us practice, au are wewe going to lecture us?
Ditto: Sure, take the ball. *Throws ball to Joe*
Joe: *Catches the ball* Silver. *Sets the ball to Silver*
Silver: *Sets the ball to Thomas*
Thomas: *Sets the ball to Mimi Retcon*
Mimi Retcon: *Falls as she sets the ball*
Ditto: Stop.
Sunny: *Catches the ball*
Ditto: Are wewe alright Mimi?
Mimi Retcon: Yes.
Ditto: Let's try something else.

At a gymnasium with a projector on a ukuta to their right.

Ditto: Alright, you've all heard of the Hedgehog In Ponyville movies. Correct?
Thomas: Oh yeah.
Silver: Yes.
Joe: Yeah.
Mimi Retcon: I haven't.
Ditto: Then wewe are about to watch a part of it. Now pay attention.

The projector was turned on, and part of the movie was playing.

Volk: *Gets bag of dirt full, and gives it to Sigmund*
Sigmund: *Passes bag to Airborne*
Airborne: *Passes bag to upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *passes bag to Sacred Symphony*
Sacred Symphony: *Passes bag to Shredder*
Shredder: *Passes bag to Jade*
Jade: *Passes bag to Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: *Passes bag to Brewster*
Brewster: *Puts bag on bed*

The movie was paused kwa Ditto, and the projector screen turned blue.

Ditto: That scene was from Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape. Can wewe guess why I would onyesha wewe that?
Thomas: To onyesha us how they were working together.
Ditto: That's right. They work together to get the dirt out of the tunnel. wewe guys are going to work together to pass the ball to each other. Line up inayofuata to each other.

And they did.

Ditto: Alright. Mimi, pass the ball. *Throws ball high enough for Mimi Retcon to pass to her teammates*
Mimi Retcon: *Passes the ball to Sunny*
Sunny: *Passes the ball to Thomas*
Thomas: *Passes the ball to Erik*
Erik: *Passes the ball to Joe*
Joe: *Passes the ball to Silver*
Silver: *Sets the ball, and then catches it*
Ditto: Fantastic. There's one zaidi thing I want wewe guys to practice, and then wewe can go home. There are two things I want wewe to do.
Thomas: I thought wewe alisema there was only one thing.
Ditto: Yeah, well.. I lied about that. I want wewe to practice concentration, and spiking the ball.
Erik: I can't believe wewe lied to us coach.
Ditto: Yeah, I know. Now start practicing, first on spiking. Thomas, Mimi, and Joe, wewe go on one side of the net, and the rest of wewe stay on the other side.
Silver: That's fine. I had no anticipation on leaving this side of the net anyway.
Ditto: Good. *Throws mpira wa wavu to Thomas* Spike it Tom.
Thomas: *Spikes the ball, but it goes too far*
Ditto: You're hitting it too high. wewe want the ball to head towards the ground once wewe hit it. Try again. *Gets another volleyball, and throws it at Tom*
Thomas: *Spikes the volleyball, and it hits Erik*
Erik: Ow! What was that for?
Thomas: Lets just say I was contemplating on whether I should get revenge on wewe for tripping me down those stairs last week.
Erik: It was an accident, and I alisema sorry.
Thomas: And now I forgive you.
Ditto: Save the arguing for later. Okay?
Thomas: Okay.
Erik: Sorry.

After everyone practiced spiking

Ditto: Let's focus on concentration now. wewe don't wanna lose focus on the ball if it's heading towards you, otherwise you'll let me, and all the mashabiki down. Three on three match, wewe all stay on the same side you're on, and pretend I'm not here. Go.
Erik: *Gives ball to Sunny*
Sunny: 0 serving 0. *Serves the ball, but it hits the ground*
Ditto: The first team to get ten points is the winner.
Thomas: *Gets the ball* 1 serving 0. *Hits the ball over the net*
Erik: I got it! *Sets the ball to Silver*
Silver: *Bumps the ball over the net*
Joe: *About to get the ball*
Ditto: BLAH!!
Joe: *Looks at Ditto* What?
Ditto: Hit the ball!!

But it was too late. The ball hit the ground.

Ditto: Concentrate Joe. wewe just gave up the lead for your team. Erik, rotate positions with your team.
Erik: Got it. *Rotates positions with his teammates, and gets the ball* 2 serving 1.
Ditto: 87!!
Erik: *Hits the ball too far to the right*
Ditto: wewe got the score wrong kwa the way. It was tied kwa 1.
Erik: Ugh. *Runs to get the ball*
Ditto: So far, Joe, and Mr. Estrada are the only ones that got distracted. Everypony else is doing good.
Thomas: *Rotates positions with his teammates*
Joe: I guess I'm serving.
Ditto: That's right.
Erik: *Throws the ball to Joe, and returns to his position*
Joe: 2 serving 1. *Serves the ball, and it heads towards Erik*
Ditto: Did wewe hear that Erik? Hey, look at me!!
Erik: *Concentrates on the ball, and hits it*
Ditto: Nice work Erik.
Mimi Retcon: *Hits the ball, and it lands on the net*
Ditto: Who is going to get this one?
Thomas: *Runs to the net, and taps the ball*
Silver: *Hits the ball under the net*
Ditto: hujambo Silver, in case wewe didn't notice, the ball is supposed to go over the net.
Silver: No kidding.
Joe: *Grabs the ball* 3 serving 1. *Serves the ball, and it heads towards Sunny*
Sunny: *Hits the ball with her head*
Ditto: Good songesha there Sunny, but you're not allowed to hit the ball with your head.
Sunny: *Blushes*
Ditto: Joe, keep up the good work.
Thomas: Yeah, you're becoming just as good as me.
Joe: Nopony will ever be as good as you. 4 serving 1. *Serves the ball, and it heads towards Erik*
Ditto: YOUTUBE!
Erik: *Hits the ball over the net*
Ditto: OVERALLS!!
Thomas: *Hits the ball over the net*
Ditto: YOU'RE DOING GREAT!!
Sunny: *Hits the ball towards Mimi*
Ditto: I SLEPT WITH YOUR SISTER!
Mimi Retcon: *Misses the ball*
Ditto: wewe almost had it Mimi.
Mimi Retcon: Did wewe really sleep with my sister?
Ditto: I didn't know wewe had one until now.
Mimi Retcon: *Throws the ball to Silver*
Silver: 2 serving 4. *Serves the ball, and it heads towards Thomas*
Thomas: *Accidentally catches the ball*
Ditto: Don't do that!
Thomas: I'm not trying to. *Throws the ball to Silver*
Silver: 3 serving 4. *Serves the ball, and it heads towards Thomas*
Thomas: Again? *Hits the ball, but it goes backwards*
Ditto: How does somepony do good with serving, but bad with hitting the ball? Please explain that to me.
Thomas: I am just as clueless as wewe are.
Ditto: That's why we're practicing. *Throws ball to Silver*
Silver: *Catches the ball* 4 serving 4. *Serves the ball, and it heads towards Mimi*
Mimi Retcon: Joe! *Sets the ball to Joe*
Ditto: Nice pass.
Joe: *Hits the ball over the net*
Ditto: it's OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Erik: *Hits the ball over the net*
Thomas: *Jumps as he hits the ball* Go over!

The ball did go over the net, and nopony else could hit it.

Ditto: Nice job there Tom.
Thomas: Thank you. Mimi, you're serving.
Mimi Retcon: Okay. *Rotates positions with her teammates, and catches the ball as Erik throws it to her* 5 serving 4. *Serves the ball, and it heads towards Erik*
Ditto: Party like it's 1999!
Erik: *Sets the ball to Sunny*
Ditto: RUNAWAY!!
Sunny: *Sets the ball to Silver*
Silver: *Hits the ball over the net*
Thomas: *Hits the ball over the net*
Ditto: FOUR!!
Silver: *Gets hit kwa the ball*
Ditto: *Laughs*
Silver: It's not funny coach. *Kicks the ball to Mimi*
Mimi: 6 serving 4. *Serves the ball, and it heads towards Erik*
Erik: Why do wewe keep hitting it towards me? *Hits ball over net*
Ditto: *Fake sneeze*
Thomas: *Hits the ball backwards to Joe*
Joe: *Hits ball over net*
Ditto: ALAHA!!!!!!
Sunny: *Hits ball over net*
Ditto: Oh, *Grabs megaphone, and makes siren noises*
Joe: *Covers ears, preventing himself from hitting the ball*
Ditto: *Turns off noise* I'm going to talk into this from now on. Only concentrate on the ball.
Erik: *Rotates positions with teammates*
Thomas: Here Erik. *Throws ball to Erik*
Erik: Thanks. *Catches the ball* 5 serving 6. *Serves the ball, and it heads towards Mimi*
Mimi Retcon: *About to hit the ball*
Ditto: MISS!!!!!!
Mimi Retcon: *Fails to hit the ball*
Ditto: Hey, it really worked.
Mimi Retcon: *Grabs ball, and throws it to Erik*
Erik: *Catches the ball* 6 serving 6. *Serves the ball, and it heads towards Mimi*
Mimi Retcon: Again?
Erik: Getting annoying, huh?
Mimi Retcon: *Sets ball to Thomas*
Ditto: FULL METAL JACKET!!
Thomas: *Hits the ball too far to the right, and it hits Ditto's megaphone*
Ditto: *Realizes the megaphone is destroyed* Thanks a lot Thomas.
Thomas: wewe shouldn't have distracted me.
Ditto: Okay, just continue the game.

In the end, Thomas, Mimi, and Joe won 10 to 7.

inayofuata morning, Ditto's team was in the semi finals.

News Pony: When do we start filming?
News gppony, pony 4: Right now.
Camera Pony: *Aims camera at the newsanchor*
News gppony, pony 4: In 5. 4. 3. 2.
Camera Pony: *Starts filming*
News gppony, pony 4: The following program was recorded in high definition.
News Pony: This is Mike Richards with Allen Wood live at the semi finals of the E.V.L.
News gppony, pony 2: It's the Canterlot Humans versus the Boston Icebergs. Starting off the game is the Icebergs as they serve the ball, but it ends up going out of bounds.
News Pony: A good start for the Humans, but who will win this ten dakika round?
News gppony, pony 2: With Thomas serving for the Humans, it should seem obvious.
Thomas: 1 serving 0. *Hits the ball*
News Pony: There goes the ball, over the net, and right in the center of the court, nopony was prepared for that at all.
Crowd: *Cheering, and holding signs* Thomas! Thomas! Thomas!
Thomas: 2 serving 0. *Hits the ball*
News gppony, pony 2: This one's going high.
Iceberg Ponies: I got it!
News Pony: All six of them are going for it, and...
Iceberg Ponies: *Crash into each other making this sound: link *
News gppony, pony 2: They didn't get the ball.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Thomas: *Gets the ball* 3 serving 0. *Hits the ball*
News gppony, pony 2: This one is going over for sure.
Iceberg gppony, pony 3: *Jumps to hit the ball, but it hits his face*
News Pony: The Icebergs are blowing it.
Thomas: 4 serving 0. *Hits the ball*
Iceberg gppony, pony 6: I got it.
Iceberg gppony, pony 2: No, I got it!
Iceberg gppony, pony 6: *Hits the ball*
Iceberg gppony, pony 2: I told wewe I had it!!
Erik: *Hits the ball back to the arguing iceberg ponies*
Iceberg gppony, pony 2: Get out of the way. *Pushes iceberg gppony, pony 6, but doesn't get the ball* wewe see what wewe made me do? I would've gotten that if wewe weren't in the way!

Five dakika passed, and the humans were still winning 11 to 6.

News gppony, pony 2: For a gppony, pony that's really good at serving, Thomas seems to have trouble hitting the ball.
News Pony: Not only that, but he should try passing the ball to his teammates zaidi often.
News gppony, pony 2: The icebergs just scored another point. Mimi Retcon hit the ball out of bounds as it was heading towards her.
Iceberg gppony, pony 5: 7 serving 11. *Hits ball*
Sunny: I got it! *Hits ball over net*
News Pony: Sunny did a fantastic job hitting that ball over the net, but it looks like it may go out of bounds.
Iceberg gppony, pony 1: I got it! *Backs up* Wait a minute, this may go out.
News gppony, pony 2: You're right Mike, the ball did go out of bounds there, putting the Boston Icebergs up to 8 points.
News Pony: Now there's only 4 minutes, and 58 sekunde left in the game. Can the Humans keep their lead?
Iceberg gppony, pony 5: 8 serving 11. *Hits ball, but it doesn't go far before landing on the ground*
News gppony, pony 2: That was terrible. The Icebergs were doing so well too.
News Pony: Now the Canterlot Humans are rotating their positions, and Erik Estrada is serving.
Erik: *Catches the ball after someone throws it to him* 12 serving 8. *Hits the ball*
News Pony: It lands right on the net, and is rolling to the left. Everypony stays still.
News gppony, pony 2: Where will that ball go?
Erik: come on.

The ball rolled to the center of the net, then fell on the Iceberg side of the court.

Crowd: *Cheering*
News Pony: The Humans have scored another point.
News gppony, pony 2: Erik seems really pleased with the way he served that ball.
News Pony: I would be pleased too if I had the skill to do that.
Thomas: Erik, I'm jealous.
Erik: *Laughs* I know, I'm sorry.
Thomas: I meant in a good way. Keep it up.
Iceberg gppony, pony 2: *Kicks ball to Erik, and sulks*
Erik: Cheer up amigo. 13 serving 8. *Hits the ball*

Four zaidi dakika passed. The game was close to ending, and the Humans were winning 20 to 18. The Icebergs were serving.

News Pony: Only 48 sekunde remain. Are the Icebergs going to win?
News gppony, pony 2: Let's wait, and see.
Iceberg gppony, pony 4: 18 serving 20. *Hits the ball*
News Pony: The ball heads towards Joe, who passes it to Silver, and he hits it over the net.
Iceberg gppony, pony 6: *Hits the ball*
News Pony: The ball hits the net, but still goes over toward the Humans.
Thomas: *Hits the ball up*
Ponies: *Watching the ball*
Referee: It hit the ceilling!
News Pony: The ball hit the ceilling, automatically making it out of bounds.
News gppony, pony 2: Boston catches up to Canterlot, and they're only one point behind.
Iceberg gppony, pony 4: 19 serving 20. *Hits the ball*
News Pony: 19 sekunde left. Will the Humans be able to stay in the lead?
Silver: *Hits ball over net*
Iceberg gppony, pony 5: *Passes ball to teammate*
Iceberg gppony, pony 1: *Hits ball over net*
Erik: That's all wewe Mimi, spike it.
Mimi Retcon: *Spikes the ball*
News Pony: Mimi Retcon spikes the ball over the net, and scores her team another point.

Loud horns went off.

News Pony: Time is up.
News gppony, pony 2: Let me tell you, that was another exciting game.
News Pony: The final score is the Canterlot Humans 21, and the Boston Icebergs 19. We'll see wewe in three days for the championship as the Humans go up against the Manehattan Spiders.

After winning the semi finals, Ditto took his team out to celebrate at pizza Hut.

Ditto: It was a really great game, and I'm proud of all of you.
Sunny: Thanks coach.
Silver: And we'll onyesha those Spiders what we're capable of.
Ditto: Yeah.
Thomas: Man I still can't believe that serve wewe made on the net, and how the ball was just rolling on it. That was cool.
Erik: Well, when your teammate is good at serving, things happen. wewe know?
Thomas: I guess that's true. I have made the ball land on the net a few times, and it has rolled to the center, falling on the other team's side.
Erik: All wewe gotta do is just spike the ball.
Thomas: That's the problem though. I don't spike it.
Erik: Why not?
Thomas: The ball is too high, even if I do jump. I just can't reach it.
Erik: I don't know what to tell you. Increase your height, jump higher, do something.
Thomas: I'm working on it.

Suddenly, a TV turned on.

News Pony: We're inaonyesha footage of the Equestrian mpira wa wavu League that took place hours zamani in Canterlot. In one part of the game, Erik Estrada, a team member on the Canterlot Humans, served the ball, and made it roll on the net, surprising lots of ponies, and arousing our minds with a question. Is Thomas Canfield losing it?
Thomas: Somepony turn that TV off!
Waiter: *Turns off television*
Ditto: Are wewe okay?
Thomas: Listen Erik, I'm the best server in all of Equestria, not you.
Erik: hujambo man-
Thomas: Don't hujambo man me!
Sunny: Thomas?
Thomas: Forget it, I'm outta here. *Leaves*

inayofuata day, Thomas was watching TV.

News Pony: We're bringing wewe live footage of a riot at Walt Disney Studios. cinderella mashabiki are extremely angry about the Frozen Fever short that will be playing before the movie premiere.
Thomas: Bah, who cares?
Martha: *Walks toward Thomas with Kenny* Is everything alright?
Thomas: Yeah. Why isn't it okay?
Kenny: *Watching the news*
News Pony: *Talking to a rioting pony* What do wewe have to say about the Frozen short?
gppony, pony 984: THAT IS THE DUMBEST swali ANYONE EVER ASKED ME!! FROZEN IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER! THEY DON'T NEED TO MAKE SHORTS FROM THAT FILM!!
Martha: Let's watch something else.
Thomas: No. Leave it. I wanna watch somepony get killed. That's what all riots are about.
Kenny: Why are wewe talking like this dad?
Martha: Tom, come with me.

They both walked to the backyard.

Martha: What's wrong with you?
Thomas: Nothi-
Martha: Don't lie to me, it's not nothing. Something is bothering you, and I wanna know what it is.
Thomas: My teammate.
Martha: Which one?
Thomas: Erik.
Martha: What did he do?
Thomas: He's trying to take my spotlight with the serving.
Martha: No he is not. He just did something that no one was expecting to see, that's all. If someone-
Thomas: Okay, that's enough. This ain't a kid's onyesha where a lesson gets learned everyday. I'm gonna call Erik, and apologize.

Thomas called Erik at his house.

Erik: *Eating grapes as he picks up the phone* Yeah?
Thomas: Erik, it's me.
Erik: What do wewe want?
Thomas: I just wanted to apologize. What I alisema to wewe back at the restaurant wasn't really nice.
Erik: Hey, I understand. If I were you, I probably would've done the same thing.
Thomas: Is that right?
Erik: Yeah. Tell wewe what, why don't wewe come over to my place?
Thomas: Yeah. Okay, I'll be right there.

At Erik's house

Erik: Ditto talked to me earlier about the way wewe reacted to the news. He wasn't really pleased about it.
Thomas: And, he's kicking me off the team. Right?
Erik: No, but he will do it if wewe screw up again.
Thomas: That would be terrible. Not only for me, but for him.
Erik: Why?
Thomas: If I was kicked off the team, I wouldn't have a job, now would I? Then, if Ditto got rid of me, he wouldn't have a good server anymore.
Erik: Then he'd be up a creek without a paddle.
Thomas: Yeah. The championship is in two days. Thanks for inviting me to your home, but I must go.
Erik: Take care.
Thomas: Same to you.

Two days later at the start of the Equestrian mpira wa wavu League.

News gppony, pony 4: The camera crews are ready.
News Pony: Me, and Allen are ready.
News gppony, pony 4: Good, we'll be on the air soon. In 5. 4. 3. 2.
Camera Ponies: *Start filming*
News gppony, pony 4: The following program was recorded in high definition.
News Pony: It's a beautiful siku in Manehattan as we take a look at the championship for the Equestrian mpira wa wavu League. I'm Mike Richards, and kwa my side is Allen Wood as we bring wewe the news about the Canterlot Humans against the Manehattan Spiders.
News gppony, pony 2: The game hasn't started yet, but it will soon. It turns out that Thomas, and Erik are both the best servers on the Humans, after a survey a done around town. A shabiki of the Humans created a survey asking which gppony, pony on the Canterlot Humans was the best, and Thomas, and Erik got tied for first place.
News Pony: It looks like the game is about to start now. Speaking of Thomas on the Canterlot Humans, he is starting the game as server. The Spiders will be in for a long day.
Erik: Give it to 'em.
Thomas: wewe got it. 0 serving 0. *Hits the ball*
News Pony: I don't know about this one.
News gppony, pony 2: The ball looks like it won't go over!

The ball landed on the net.

Silver: I'll get it!
Thomas: Don't! If wewe touch it, the other team gets a point.
buibui gppony, pony 3: Let's touch it!
Thomas: NO!!

The ball went onto the Spider's side of the net, just when somepony was about to hit it.

News Pony: That was close.
News gppony, pony 2: Just like his partner Erik last time with the Icebergs in the Semi Finals.
News Pony: We never should have doubted Thomas. He just scored a point for his team, and the game continues on with ninteen minutes, and twenty four secounds.
Ditto: *Watching from the sideline* Tom, wewe had me worried for a moment.
Thomas: 1 serving 0. *Hits the ball*
News Pony: The ball goes over, and three ponies on the Manehattan Spiders are prepared to return the ball.
News gppony, pony 2: Unlike most games, in the championship, when a team has the ball served to them, they must pass the ball to their teammate at least one time.
buibui gppony, pony 4: *Passes ball to teammate*
buibui gppony, pony 1: *Hits ball over net*
News Pony: Silver hits the ball over, and it seems to be going high into the air.
buibui gppony, pony 3: *Hits the ball out of bounds*
News gppony, pony 2: That's another point for the Canterlot Humans.
Thomas: 2 serving 0. *Hits the ball*
News Pony: That's a good one.
buibui gppony, pony 3: *Backs up* I got it!

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News gppony, pony 2: He went too far, and the ball lands in bounds.
Thomas: 3 serving 0. *Hits the ball*
buibui gppony, pony 5: Let me get it. *Hits the ball to a teammate*
buibui gppony, pony 1: *Hits ball over net*
Erik: I got it. *Hits ball over net*
News Pony: It's a fight! Erik Estrada is hitting the ball back, and forth to Jennifer Osborne on the Spiders.
News gppony, pony 2: None of them will give up!
buibui gppony, pony 1: *Hits the ball*
Erik: Oh no wewe don't. *Hits the ball*
buibui gppony, pony 1: Leave it on your side. *Hits the ball*
Erik: No thanks. *Hits the ball* We have a championship to win.
buibui gppony, pony 1: *Spikes the ball*
Erik: *Gets hit, and falls on the ground*
News Pony: It looks like Erik has been hurt kwa Jennifer from the spike.
Mimi Retcon: *Helps Erik stand up*
Sunny: Are wewe alright?
Erik: I'm fine. She just caught me off guard.
buibui gppony, pony 2: Let's win this match. 1 serving 3. *Hits the ball*
Thomas: I think he hit this one too far.
Delivery Pony: *Arrives with a piano* Did anyone order a piano?

The mpira wa wavu hit the piano, and the delivery gppony, pony went crazy.

Delivery Pony: *Hits all of the keys making this noise: link *
News Pony: I sure hope that kinanda didn't take any damage.
News gppony, pony 2: I'm sure it'll be alright.
News Pony: The Humans rotate positions, and serving inayofuata is Joe Proxon.
Joe: 4 serving 1. *Hits the ball*
News Pony: The ball goes over the net. And...
buibui gppony, pony 3: *Hits the ball*
News gppony, pony 2: The Spiders do not make the return. The ball did not go over the net.
News Pony: Too bad for them.
Joe: We have this game in the bag.
Silver: *Laughs* wewe got that right.

The Canterlot Humans were winning 5 to 1. Only sixteen dakika were left in the match.

News Pony: Joe Proxon serves the ball, and...
Joe: 5 serving 1. *Hits ball over net*
News Pony: The ball heads towards the Spiders. One player hits it towards another teammate, and she hits it over.
Thomas: *Hits the ball straight up into the air*
Sunny: I got it. *Hits ball over net*
News gppony, pony 2: Thomas, and Sunny, working together getting that ball over the net.
News Pony: The Spiders quickly hit the ball back to the Humans. They want to catch up quickly, but will they be able to?
Erik: *Hits ball to Sunny*
Sunny: *Hits ball to Mimi*
Mimi: *Hits ball over net*
News Pony: Nice passing to the teammates kwa Erik Estrada.
buibui gppony, pony 5: *Hits ball over net*
News gppony, pony 2: It seems to be going too high now. Yes, the Manehattan Spiders just made the ball hit the ceiling, making it out of bounds.
News Pony: At this rate, they'll never catch up to the Humans.
Silver: wewe were right Joe. We do have this in the bag.

But four dakika later, the Spiders got in the lead. The score was now 6 to 8.

News Pony: The Spiders have scored seven points in a row now.
News gppony, pony 2: Can the Humans take back the lead? I sure hope so.
buibui gppony, pony 4: 8 serving 6. *Hits the ball*
Thomas: That's heading towards wewe Silver.
Silver: I don't know if I can get it. It's going really high.
Thomas: Stay on focus.
Silver: I-i-
Thomas: Stay on focus.
Silver: *Hits the ball*
Sunny: *Hits ball over net* Nice pass.
Silver: Thanks.
News gppony, pony 2: Manehattan just hit the ball out of bounds, so the Humans get up to 7 points. Serving inayofuata is Mimi Retcon.
Ditto: Keep it up team. Get back in the lead.
Mimi Retcon: 7 serving 8. *Hits the ball*
News Pony: I like the way this looks so far.
News gppony, pony 2: Me too, Mimi Retcon hit the ball over, and the Spiders are scrambling around to see where the ball will land. They will do anything to stay in the lead.
buibui gppony, pony 6: *Hits the ball backwards*
buibui gppony, pony 2: hujambo genius, you're supposed to hit it forward.
buibui gppony, pony 6: I tried, but it's not that easy.
News Pony: This is it. Both teams are now tied kwa 8.
News gppony, pony 2: Retcon gets ready to serve again.
Mimi Retcon: 8 all. *Hits the ball*
buibui gppony, pony 3: *Hits ball over net*
News Pony: Ryan Ames failed to serve the ball to his teammates on the Spiders, causing the Humans to get back in front.
Mimi Retcon: 9 serving 8. *Hits the ball*
News gppony, pony 2: A good shot.
buibui gppony, pony 1: *Hits ball to teammate*
buibui gppony, pony 3: *Hits ball over net*
Sunny: *Kicks the ball*
News Pony: You're not allowed to kick the ball in volleyball, so Sunny scored a point for the Manehattan Spiders.
Thomas: Come on Sunny!
Sunny: I'm sorry.
News Pony: Both of these teams are trying very hard to win, but both of them seem to keep fouling up.
News gppony, pony 2: The Manehattan Spiders are now tied with the Humans kwa 9. Let's see where things go from here.

There was only five dakika left in the game. The Canterlot Humans were tied with the Manehattan Spiders.

News Pony: The score is now 19 to 19. Serving for the Canterlot Humans again is Thomas Canfield.
News gppony, pony 2: Hopefully with the way he serves, Thomas can get his team back into the lead.
Thomas: I'm gonna try to serve it in a way to make them think it'll go out of bounds.
Mimi Retcon: wewe got this.
Thomas: I know. 19 all! *Hits the ball*
News Pony: There's the serve. It heads towards the out of bounds line.
buibui gppony, pony 5: *Hits the ball to a teammate*
News gppony, pony 2: I don't believe it. Max Cunningham of the Manehattan Spiders has made the pass to a teammate, and that ball is going right back where it came from.
Thomas: *Hits ball to Sunny*
Sunny: *Hits ball over net*
News Pony: 4 minutes, and 30 sekunde remain. Who will win?
buibui gppony, pony 2: Don't hit it. It's going out of bounds.
buibui gppony, pony 5: *Goes towards the ball*
buibui gppony, pony 2: WHAT ARE wewe DOING?!
buibui gppony, pony 5: *Hits the ball*
buibui gppony, pony 2: We were going to win!

The ball went over the net.

Joe: *Hits the ball*
News Pony: 4 minutes, and 15 sekunde remain. So far, the game is still tied at 19.
News Pony: This has been going on for nearly a minute.
buibui gppony, pony 3: *Hits the ball*
buibui gppony, pony 1: Nice shot.
Mimi Retcon: *Hits the ball*
buibui gppony, pony 4: *Hits the ball*
News Pony: 3 minutes, and 50 sekunde are left.
News gppony, pony 2: Will somepony please score a point?
Ditto: Come on guys. Surely wewe want to win.
Joe: It's heading towards me, I got it. *Hits ball over net*
buibui gppony, pony 2: *Hits ball back to Joe*
Joe: *Hits ball back to the sekunde buibui pony*
buibui gppony, pony 2: *Hits ball back to Joe*
News Pony: Those two must really like each other.
News gppony, pony 2: Otherwise, they wouldn't be hitting it to each other back, and forth.
News Pony: With 3 dakika and 35 sekunde left, they better not hit it back, and forth to each other forever.
News gppony, pony 2: Not only would that be boring, but it would also prevent both teams from winning since they are tied.
Joe: *Hits the ball towards a different pony*
buibui gppony, pony 2: Come on!
buibui gppony, pony 6: *Hits the ball* I don't think it's going over.
buibui gppony, pony 3: Leave it to me. *Hits ball over net*
buibui gppony, pony 6: Good shot.
Silver: I got it. *Hits ball over net*
Joe: I doubt they'll get that one.
buibui gppony, pony 4: *Dives, and hits the ball*
News Pony: Did wewe see that?! Johnny Saint dived to hit the ball. That was really cool.
News gppony, pony 2: That ball was close to hitting the ground too.
News Pony: Only 3 dakika are left. Let's see where things go from here. The humans are hitting the ball back to the Spiders.
buibui gppony, pony 3: *Hits the ball to a teammate*
buibui gppony, pony 2: *Hits ball over net*
Thomas: *Hits the ball*
News Pony: A nice shot kwa Thomas.
News gppony, pony 2: The Spiders make the return.
Erik: This one is mine. *Hits the ball over the net*
Ditto: Fantastic. Now if only wewe could win the championship.
News Pony: 2 minutes, and 45 sekunde remain.
News gppony, pony 2: If this keeps up, no one will win.
buibui gppony, pony 4: *Hits ball over net* We gotta score a point here guys. The game is almost over.
Mimi Retcon: *Hits ball over net*
Erik: Good shot. Let's hope that those Spiders-
buibui gppony, pony 1: *Hits ball over net*
Erik: don't.. return it. *Hits ball over net*
buibui gppony, pony 6: *Hits the ball*
News gppony, pony 2: 2 minutes, and 30 seconds.
News Pony: Time is running out.
Ditto: *Has an idea appear in his head*
Thomas: *Hits the ball back to the Spiders*
Ditto: *Loudly pretends to cough*
buibui gppony, pony 1: *Gets distracted, and hits the ball*
buibui gppony, pony 4: That's going out of bounds. *Runs to ball, and hits it over the net*
buibui gppony, pony 1: Their coach is trying to distract us. Is that against the rules?
buibui gppony, pony 4: I don't think so.
News Pony: 2 minutes, and 15 sekunde remain. The game is still tied at 19.
News gppony, pony 2: Everypony is trying their best. The Manehattan Spiders have just hit the ball back to the Humans.
Silver: *Hits the ball*

The ball hit the net, but it still went over.

buibui gppony, pony 4: *Hits the ball back*
Mimi Retcon: *Hits the ball to Erik*
Erik: *Hits the ball*
News Pony: 1 minute, and 50 sekunde remain.
News gppony, pony 2: Good, because I'm getting tired, and bored. Let me know who wins.
buibui gppony, pony 3: *Spikes the ball*
Joe: *About to hit the ball, but it hits him, and he falls on the ground*

The ball went up after hitting Joe's face.

Thomas: *Runs up to Joe's spot*
Erik: Spike it!!
Thomas: *Spikes the ball*
News Pony: Thomas spiked the ball!
News gppony, pony 2: And nopony on the Manehattan Spiders was able to hit it back.
News Pony: The Canterlot Humans are winning again.
Ditto: Good work Thomas. Good work.

The Humans won the championship, and all of the players got a trophy.

Sunny: That was great Tom, just wonderful.
Thomas: Thanks.
Ditto: Thomas, wewe finally did it. wewe spiked it.
Thomas: I know.
Erik: Good job partner.
Thomas: Thanks a lot. hujambo listen, I gotta go. I appreciate all of the thanks you're giving me, but I need to go.
Ditto: We'll see wewe later then.
Thomas: Yeah. During the inayofuata E.V.L tournament. I'm looking mbele to that.
Ditto: So are we.

The End
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Well.. This is it. I'm finally done this long punda show..

But hey.. I actually say. Go watch this show.
If wewe have the patience for it. It's worth your time.

I wish this onyesha was running on TV.. There's so many moments I need to rewatch. See if it makes zaidi sense the sekunde time around.. And when something action-y finally DOES happen. It doesn't fail to disappoint.

Same with the suspense. When it really DOES become suspenseful. It's awesome..
I say the same for the new Walking Dead season.. When something actually DOES happen. It's friggin awesome.

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RAINBOW: *excitedly* Than whats the plan? Are we gonna prank somepony? Cause I got plenty of fun ideas.
PINKAMENA: Better then that.. I got an idea alright. An idea that would forever change the ways most bronies would see me, even though its somewhat annoying to realize it caused so much haters, when its just a silly creepypasta idea, that will clearly never happen, and isn't even as scary as everyone claims.
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During the initial release, a crowd of protesters formed around the entrance to MGM, calling for a ban on the film. They claimed it would incite violence in children. Local news reporters were broadcasting live from the scene, and the producer David Kirschner was watching, disturbed kwa what he saw. Jeffrey Hilton, who worked with Kirschner at MGM, alisema he could defuse the situation in ten minutes. Hilton went down and spoke to the ringleader and then the group disbanded, to the chagrin of the newscasters. Hilton never specified whether it was threats au diplomacy that saved the day.

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Percy was on vacation, and Orion was taking over for him.

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